Call of Duty: Black Ops: How To Camp Introduction by JakeMachinima (BO Gameplay/Tutorial)

[Rythmbot]

Ok, so I rush in CoD when I play it, and I was bored one day so aslike amma camp, and there's one thing that I learned about that experience: Camping like a bitch... will give you a boner. I don't know why, but it will.

[maggots4lyfe66sic]

I camp when I get bored of rushing around.

It's kinda fun to mess with people

[avalanch902958]

i dont under stand camping i mean you buy a $60 game and sit in a dark and lonly corner and hope for some one to come and i hate campers always am the only one in my team that try to kill them and why is he using a tomahawk that should be his archenemy because i tomahawk campers most of time

[ZVR12]

Camping= ambushing other players

In other words

Playing like a straight up bitch.

[breeden91]

nothin wrong with campin

[soiced223]

unlocked custom 6 at lvl 21? 0_0

[PolakexCharizard]

To be honest I searchedd up this video for the LOLZ

[justyouraverageguy19]

Try camping with a hidden tactical insertion and when u die just put another one down. You can camp and be at the top of the leader board

[1995Blackrosedying]

why did you choose lightweight for a camping class?

[1995Blackrosedying]

Depends on the type of camping. Some camping like semi-camping (staying in a general area for a long time) is okay, and sometimes necessary like for a sniper class, but other camping, like stone statue camping (sitting in a corner with your gun scoped in pointed at a doorway) are cheap and ruin the game.

[sulo476]

Im a camper and im proud

[PilotCat31]

camping is one of the noobyest thing to do especially whe ur gettin pwnd in domination

if ur losin throw grenades, C4, ect only campin sport is search or maby demo besides that run and gun

NO NOOB TUBIN

[MrYFRAZE]

Can someone please explain to me why people that play shooting games feel the need to sit in a corner the whole game and get cheap kills and for all you campers out there, you might be good at camping but that doesn't make you good at the game. All that camping makes you is very, very sad.

[magicah2011]

U ARE STUPID CAMPIR !!!

[djvilandas]

Camping is eating marshmallows with your family or friends and having fun. Shut the fuck up you run and gun idiots.

[StayUpdated]

@djvilandas U MAD GHOST PRO CAMPER?

[sgsellsvegas]

Check your corners

[18xMayhemx]

@BartManSimpson000 unless your a bad rusher this doesnt happend, i rush and i still manage to obtain good if not great scores, and iam not a bitch camper

[18xMayhemx]

@BartManSimpson000 its obvious that your a dirty no good piece of crap camper, and everyone hates it because its freakin annoying! especially when a person has a good game going and one kill away from chopper gunner or dogs and then a faggot camper kills him with a suppressed famas while using ghost and camping in the corner!

[Ferraridude13]

re upload ?



[rhage98]

3,712 were killed by campers because they were trying to steal their marshmallows :D

[BigVainyDucks]

there is nothing wrong with camping,its not being a noob,its a technique/style of playing,i dunno even know why people bitch about campers/camping (well,i do,i just dont feel like explaining)

[Bigsmoke930]

how is he on machinima???????

[Bigsmoke930]

themarkofj would lolol so much at this.

[flaflafla47]

how to be a noob i dont even know why i clicked on this video

[CodDorus]

I hate this guy.

[Elian1203]

hardline? marathon? ak74u? ballistic? u suck

[GoldenGuns789]

u didnt show us how to camp u just show a picture of frank woods

[SWATGUNZ1]

if u watch this you are sad camping is ez just sit a w8

[MrLcmcb]

This is awful.

[GWBN1]

Since when does chronological order mean the same as alphabetical order?

[MrDJRANDOMZ]

This kid is the most biggest fucking NOOB i can think of..........but at least he dosn't use second chance ;D

[crazycrap554]

all of this guys vids are bad and none likes

[TheDay281]

can someone tell me why all of his videos have so many negative votes?



[xLewisWest]

@TheDay281 because camping is deemed to be very cheap and is frowned apon by many players including myself, and this guy encouraging people to use a cheap and nooby method of playing the game makes many people angry :P

[TitaniumSauce]

If you camp who cares? you're just showing,You're to scared to go out ,or you have no skill,or you're desperate for some kills which is basically the same as the second one, or you're too lazy...that's all I know.

[M4RC3L011]

where are u from, dickfaggotina

[Bryann2345]

you guys are a bunch of little bitch whinning about "ooo y r u camping fuckin noob "just play the game you little fuckin pussy u guys are crying cause u die in a VIDEO GAME this show how much of a life u guys have

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 Listen here fucker maybe people (like me) when we play the game we want to play a nice fair game...............AND NOT RUN INTO FAGS CAMPING AND RUINING THE GAME FOR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 Listen here fucker maybe people (like me) when we play the game we want to play a nice fair game...............AND NOT RUN INTO FAGS CAMPING AND RUINING THE GAME FOR PEOPLE STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[Bryann2345]

@Doucher501 so ur one of those people that start crying cuz u DIE IN A VIDEO GAME!!!!!!! go get a life

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 o my god is that what everyone "get a life" that is the oldest fucking thing to say i do have a life fucker!! and dont judge me you dont even know me you cant judge me cause you dont know so shut your fucking mouth!!! and go ass rape your boyfriend fucking fag!!

[Bryann2345]

@Doucher501 i don't like boys and don't get mad cause your dad is ricky martin and i fucked ur mom, plus u should just stop playing COD i bet u suck

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 O WOW A YO MOM JOKE IM SOOOO SAD!!!!!!! dude is that seriously the best come back you can come up with a yo mom joke i cant tell you how many times i heard that and dont foget the dad you gota put the dad in there, seriously dude you realy need to take "come backs 101" because you seriously. And o i suck ok then i suck because i have a 2.05 k/d yeah i do suck!! fucking cum sucker

[Bryann2345]

@Doucher501 ooo yea you k/d of 2.05 sure u bet it 0.70 and what the fuck is "come backs 101" do you go and get your comeback there wow your cool

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 WOW turning my own come back against me because you cant think of your own! Tell ya what when you have a good come back then write back and seriosly you dont even understad the come back no wonder you like to camp its because ur a fucking dumbass and if you dont believe me then send a friend request to me on PS3 and prove me wrong dick! gamer tag is doucher506 now prove me wrong!!

[Bryann2345]

@Doucher501 i have an xbox but it got it 4 ring so i can't beat you in a 1v1 right now and what took u so long to write a come back pussy....can't think of a comeback on your own...anyways i like to hold a postintion down not camp camping is when you stay in the same gay spot but i have no problem with that your probaly a stupid run and gunner that start crying breaking wall when die...and this time come up with something better and don't take another week to reply this time pussy!!!

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 first of all it took me a week to reply because I HAVE A LIFE!!!! and what ur doing is runnin and gunnin and camping so thats even more bad combining the two dip shit! And your seriously pointing out that i run and gun? go fuck yourself! Also you have an xbox! NO WONDER YOU CAMP AND RUN AND GUN thats all fucking fag xbox players do EVERYTIME i play it theres always a guy camping or run and gunnin FUCK XBOX FAGS and they ALL where that noobish perk GHOST its fucking gay so are you

[Bryann2345]

@Doucher501 wow ok fuck you your a gay run and gun stop trying to deny it ooo and you have a life many you could't make a comeback don't deny it and keep writeing im not going to read i don't want you to hurt yourself trying to think of a comeback fuck you say hi to your sister and mom tell them it was i one night stand and tell your dad to show you the tape LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Doucher501]

@Bryann2345 Dude your seriously calling me a run and guner you are the most retarded person i have ever met I AM A LEGIT PLAYER and let me tell you something yo mom and sister jokes are soooooo old you seriously cant think of another come back that all you can say is a yo mom joke? You are a pathetic loser if you say those come backs that meens you sucks at come backs so just go kill yourself and you are an xbox queer so thats why you do that i meen xbox lovers are all FAGS full blown homosexual

[troublejoker868]

@Doucher501 hey just cause u cant get kills dont mean you have to hate on videos and shit

[Doucher501]

@troublejoker868 u wana bet i can get kills? i own ur ass 1v1 then lets see if i cant get a kill ur probubly a person who has a k/d of 1.10 or some shit also it does give me the right because all campers are fags and no wonder he camps he plays xbox!

[TheMaBsir]

@troublejoker868 people want to play the video game differently, whether it's just having fun rushing, or it's being realistic and camping. I'm not taking any sides....it's a war game, whether it's rushing or camping you should do anything to survive.

[adidassoccercleats]

on one of the related videos says "How to camp like a pro"...... PROS DONT CAMP!!!!

[Doucher501]

@adidassoccercleats  Totaly agree with you bro

[Michael808hawaii]

You suck, You dont know how to talk. You dumb mexican, fuck you. I dont care, hes mexican. okay? okay.

:D

[PGR0707]

campers are the shittish people when it comes to uav or 1v1

[tml4lyfe13]

girls play blackops?

[TeCHDudex]

Thums Up If U Got Dogs Whilst Watching This Video I Know I Did!

[Psychidel]

Cant blame somebody for playing smart.

[ha10rulz]

Camping is for noobs trying to learn how to camp is for supernoobs

[zwabTheRealOne]

@ha10rulz Camping as in sitting in a corner all game is for noobs, learning how to camp and move, and tactically control the map, as map control is an integral part of shooters, is for the pros.

[MrAJPW]

If you think about it the right way then this is actually a guide to finding and killing campers! Know thy enemy.

[lazycyberdude]

Ya no what I hate more than campers (not people playing defensively). I hate people who play to win and get annoyed easy. It's just a game not sure about you but I play games to have FUN

[810Lara810]

how can people sit in one spot the whole game? i try to camp sometimes when the rest of my team does but i just cant do it i get bored sittin in the same spot i need to run around and kill people it makes the game so much more fun i really hate campers and i really hate noob toobing campers

[wolfthing11]

I am a camper and proud.

[Yutaka5000]

@wolfthing11 go die in a hole

[wolfthing11]

@Yutaka5000 U jelly that I regularly get a 20 kill streak by camping.

[Yutaka5000]

@wolfthing11 sitting in one spot and killing sum1 where is the skill in that a little kid can just push one button 2 shoot

[iddicted]

@wolfthing11 your a pussy there is no reason to camp if you were good enough to sprint and get the same amount of kills

[wolfthing11]

@iddicted But when I sprint they kill me quickly

[iddicted]

@wolfthing11 so your not good? how are you gonna get better by campin? you have to not fear dying in order to get better man. plus you ruin it for the rest of us. gluck

[wolfthing11]

@iddicted Not my fault that you let us kill you.

[Doucher501]

@wolfthing11 sooooo your a fag and proud?

[wolfthing11]

@Doucher501 says the guy with douche in his name?

[Badsanta3211]

fuck this mann

[drowzyboy]

the geezer doesnt even know what he's talking about. campers should die in reality...

[reptheh]

good to see the top comments up there, screw camping, i thought this was a joke too..

[Teamwolf7777]

Gay ass noob

[subzerozwa]

but it tell you when i reached a 11 killstreak and no deaths i camp on grass and stay there for the whole time but when i see someone i kill them.

[AXEL7623534]

she calls it "playing defenceivly" BULL SHIT GO AND FUCK YOUR SELF NOOB



[ScopesEpic]

she is a he

[Kojoistheman69]

Her name's Jake? WTF?

[xULT1M4T3]

chronological order???? i think you mean alphabetical order you retard

[michmister1000]

how do you work for machinima

[Slagle0216]

@michmister1000 uumm he is machinama... hence the name jake machinima.

[XxXRascle420XxX]

The way I see it is everyone should learn to camp. (Even though I hate campers, and suck ass at sitting still hoping someone walks by that is too dumb to see me in the corner) just so that when you find a room full of campers.. You can camp to make them come out, then ruin them. They'll camp again.. And so will you. But they only know camping so when they come out, you come out and end the game. It's a thought at least. I probably still wouldn't camp even if I knew how. It's boring.

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

@XxXRascle420XxX LMAO i dont camp but when campers camp badly i camp to show them a taste of their own medicine

[XxXRascle420XxX]

@JURYJOHMZOMBIE When people camp now, I use my "Camper Class" and run and gun with it. It's set up exactly like a camper class. But then again, I run and gun with it because I know where people hide. I actually get like 23 kills per match on TDM when I use that class verses only about 14 to 16 when I use my other classes. (:

[Dhalamar]

This video is great for people (like me) who are utterly terrible at the game. And this play style works if you don't want to EVER get better. Me personally though, I'd rather be terrible at actually playing the game then be good at hiding in corners/hiding underneath things taking pot shots at people. I know I'm bad, I don't need to advertise it in game by hiding in a corner. But look at it this way people, these videos are also going to tell you where they're hiding and how to deal with them.

[demonhead33]

Camping is for fags who can't even get a spyplane with hardline while rushing

[irishpredator22]

is this for fucking real? this video was picked to be uploaded ahead of 'NallsXD' . wdf?

[ballinbmac01]

damn look at the rating hahha

[771andrew]

Fag

[ItalianFlyGuy]

not chronological = time you mean alphabetical :) Glad to post this stupid comment!

[bas026arnhem]

Is this fucking serious.. Go piss yourself duwdee

[jj43zz]

FAG

[OLENIUK]

WTF! What age is this kid 6!

[pengo980]

I clicked on this because i thought it was a joke...who the hell is so incompetent that they need a kid to tell them how to be a douchebag?

[Gidg2go]

to tha face to tha face

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

Playing defensive is the best. Rushing is shit.

[felliard]

Really? A fucking camping tutorial?

[L4ZORHD]

I thought this was a joke? WTF Machinima. Look at the dislikes, then remove his contract.

[Sh0cKCin3ma]

This is machinima trolling the cod community like the jakescope, can't any body read the description

[pureamir7]

I don't think that someone who camps could have a montage

[KillfeedFear]

Really... OpTic JakesScope?... Really?

[XxBLooDGhosTll]

thanks bro ill do it now!

thank u...

[Jaffa4567]

I run around rushing shit cunts and i have a 40 - 0 gameplay on my channel, seriously here you are saying the only way to do well is to sit around in the same area camping, just cos you suck ass at this game and you cant get a killstreak from running around doesnt mean we cant. dumbass.

[iKevzz]

All campers should die!

[multicaptainmike]

Chronological means in order of time retard

[EpicNinjaGuy123]

@H1TMANactual Can I haz cookie?

[EpicNinjaGuy123]

This is machinima trolling the community. So was the Jakescoping montage...wait a second, was this the same user??? MIND=BLOWN!!!

[H1TMANactual]

@EpicNinjaGuy123 Someone gets it

[MusicLoverForever1]

The dislike bar...lol

[TheEliteRaptor]

Dudes he did this to TELL YOU where people are going to camp so you dont die by them -_- common sence.

[d2tz]

@TheEliteRaptor Then why is the title "HOW to camp"

[dwilson9725]

You should have just named this "how to troll the COD community on Youtube" instead.

[FizzurThe]

f*ck all campers

[JonyViola]

539 PPL are Campers

[caswel02]

the game without campers is better like the world without HIV

[MrXemR]

fuck machinima

[TheFreePisces]

WTF?

you lose everything when you prestige? HUH???

[Kraftey615]

That was horrible. -.-

1. Don't use the WA2000. Use a L96A1.

2. The Spectre w/ Grip is much better than the AK-74u imo.

3. Don't camp. Play offensively, and do the objective.

[TheFreePisces]

@Kraftey615 Try the Stoner63

SEXY GUN!!!

[TheCurseIsHere]

not sure if serious

[PartyPoisonSigningIn]

Is he a Fake OpTic??

[NameYouCantHate]

Can't wait until the next episode. Great vid!

[SuperWarhero12]

Umm i think everyone already knows how to camp all you need is lots of firewood and marshmellows

[guy0731]

chronological order... *proceeds to name maps in alphabetical order instead.*

[SeverFromWithin]

@guy0731 lol yeah xDD

[EnterTheTykeDragon]

I'm sorry but that was pretty much ''you can use that perk, that perk, that perk or...well pretty much any perk'' ¬¬ Bit of a waste of breath don't you think? You read out the use of it, which it says anyway, and everyone knows anyway.Lol....btw, AK74U+Rapid Fire-Grip = :( Gay, sorry.

I think you should give up on this ''how to camp'' series...

[supergamer514]

How the hell did this guy get a machinima contract...

[Gabe6767]

haha seananners and hutch are so fancy, drinking wine and tea

[pur3m3l1]

fagg.

[MrEcua16dor]

did anyone else hear "im a dicksucking faggot" throughout the entire video?

[ghezzinator9000]

i use ghost pro to counter these noobs

[Goldendriger]

@ghezzinator9000 Pretty much all you can do, but then suddenly "OMG YOU DICK STOP USING GHOST PRO!" but then again...what else can you do? =/

[ghezzinator9000]

@Goldendriger ik right, i cant stand ppl like that, theyre just jealous cuz they cant kill a sentry or shoot down 30 aircraft

[TheSupaStar992]

how the fuk can u make a video for campin, not only do u suck, ur 1 reason why people stop playin the game completely, ur a fukin disgrace, and should b assasinated

[MW2Veracious]

I do not understand how he got on machinima when he has BELOW 1000 subs. I know people who have well over 10000 subs and godly commentary, that can compete with many very famous youtubers, and they aren't on here...

[B2WxRoCKsTaaRR]

Machinima what are you doing! Camping ruins the game! I thought this was a joke at first, but obviously not...

[jh565bb]

@B2WxRoCKsTaaRR only ever camp if nessasary or with a sniper no one liks a no scoper =]

[XxBlackOpsCamperxX]

@B2WxRoCKsTaaRR well itsjust a game, people should be able to play any way they want. but as a camper myself i admit its annoying when people camp. its what makes the game fun with all those different styles: camping, rushing etc. btw i dont always camp

[XxBlackOpsCamperxX]

@B2WxRoCKsTaaRR well itsjust a game, people should be able to play any way they want. but as a camper myself i admit its annoying when  other people camp. its what makes the game fun with all those different styles: camping, rushing etc. btw i dont always camp

[XxBlackOpsCamperxX]

@B2WxRoCKsTaaRR oops double posted again :(

[MrGameSicko]

Machinima WTF?!

[shappy60]

you should've called it road to camper

[Basic920]

and now you teach ppl how to camp? cmon! unless you were born yesterday you should know that camping is the kind of thing that ruins online gaming...!

[Scolfield999]

Prick.

[worldman29isback]

This is beyond trolling.

[13rowneMan]

thought this video might be funny.... i was wrong :(

[inonification]

squeak : squeak : squeak : squeak : squeak : squeak : squeak : squeak : squeak

[DoctorAvvesome]

This kid is fucking retarded. He's making machinima videos (teaching kids to be jackasses), and he doesn't even know what the perks do. He seems like he's making this up as he goes along.

[Ernesto87]

Quit making black ops more shittier than it is you fuckin' pussy

[woodrifft]

this is the reason i un subscribed from machinima im dead seriouslymachinima used to be good and filled with quality videos but then we get shit like ken burton and gunit, i hate them but it nowhere near as bad as....this..........HONESTLY MACHINIMA DO YOU FUCKING THINK THE COD COMMUNITY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO FUCKING CAMP!?!?!?!

[iEx0tic]

WE ALL HATE CAMPERS

AND SHES GONNA TEACH PPL HOW TO CAMP

THANK YOU MACHINIMAJAKE U JUST MADE COD EVEN MORE CAMPER FRIENDLY

[Odie147]

@iEx0tic its a little kid not a girl :L

[MariahJSkywalker]

LOL

[longtrousers]

525 people like to camp.

[xRhinozzz]

@JakeMachinima cod is eating your life? Your the ome with the name optic jake stupid fanboy why would you even think of suceeding on youtube with a video of the most hated thing in any shooter game ever made. Its funny, im guessing machinima thought it was a joke and let you post it

[JakeMachinima]

@xRhinozzz Machinima know it's serious, I'm a serious video maker, if you don't want to learn how to camp then why did you click on a video called How To Camp?

[xRhinozzz]

@JakeMachinima ha more like a serious camper, and i clicked on this video because i thought it was a joke but obviously not, thanks for making even more campers and makeing cod a better game for everyone mate :)

[NinjasRCool15]

well all i can say is quit making it worse.Fuck you. :)

[SqueakyFart]

Is this a joke or is this for real? wtf i can't even tell.. and I know he's British and all but he has this annoying kid vibe to it.