bioshock real life

[tracey13424]

this is why people hate halo

[tracey13424]

my favorite video on youtube

[wtfisthisshyt]

this is why the game is rated M for mature

[arrowoflight98]

Hmmmmm Arcadia i like it :)

[onikiller815]

He is injecting him slef with ink

[American44MOB]

lmao how random..I like it..



[2001mrwiigamer]

I like how you call them noobs :3

[TheSpacem0nk3y]

1:10 Jack startled the splicer

[Blahmarrow]

Hmm, I understand that these kids are having fun, and I'm all right with that. But the fact that they played Bioshock, I mean, really, little kids playing M rated games. Not good, bad for the child. Makes them violent, which ends bad

[harperislandluuv98]

@Blahmarrow it doesn't make them violent. my 11 year old cousin played bioshock, and she isn't violent.

[DragonSlayer30479]

WTF, YOU SUCK. You Didn't Search The Noob D:

[0606indy]

LOOK OUT!!! HES GOT PAPER!

[LTURTLE27]

ha I thought it was a joke at first

[xThexMaXx]

lol, when i was a id, i happened to stumble across A plumbing torch and a large box of firecrackers. I didnt need an imagination.

[bateryman002]

1: bioshock is under water

2: thats a paperball

3: you don't kill nobs, you are a noob

[skaterunknown4ever]

@bateryman002

1. Your brain is f**king under water

2: That's your dinner.

3: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris.

[Trebgah]

@skaterunknown4ever No that's Particle Man

[skaterunknown4ever]

@Trebgah xD Ahh, shit...

[TheIndialoren]

bioshock is under water

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

WHAT IS A NOOB!!!!!!

[Micah269]

is that a cum ball plasmid? lol

[lvhmsgirl96]

a paper ball

[tailskid101]

people WOULD YOU KINDLY GET LIVES AND STOP PICKING ON LITTLE KIDS!!!!!! seriously, you are picking on little kids that are just having fun like in the old days! i bet most of you guys did that when you were young

[ScreamingDeadLungs]

@tailskid101 I made this video when I was much younger. Our favorite game at the time was Bioshock. We liked doing the idea that you could be in first person as if you were there. But now i don't care what people say. I find it hilarious too read these comments and see how hateful a person can be on a young kid just because they are a kid.

[hihihippl]

@tailskid101 I was never a kid.

[tailskid101]

@hihihippl LIES!!

[leofera11]

@tailskid101 I know I did.I even had videos of it lol

[xdrex1o7]

@tailskid101 its get lifes,not lives... idiot

[Autobot2476]

i have that same grill

[MrToRo3252]

ooh i gave myself ink poisoning

[AeroAtlas]

replace noob with splicer and steady the camera a bit next time ^_^

[CarlAfuPhace]

is the paper supposed to be some hypnotise big daddy/enrage/security bullseye ball?

[J05TI]

is that the jacking of plasmid

[sniperdude425]

You two must of smoked a little crack and watch the trailer of bioshock

[AeroAtlas]

@sniperdude425 Damn willy wonka making all those candy based drugs. They probably snorted up a pixie stick and smoked some nerds.

[haeddepueh]

kiddies

[crikenwutilike]

there is one thing i have to say don't get mad at me... PEN PLASMID WHERE CAN I FIND IT IN THE GAME?!?!

[93Street93]

Nerd children.

[SethKesler]

What the fuck?

[MrAWESOME6593]

O.o uhhhhhh okay then...

[toaster1339]

what the hell is paper plasmid?!

[Xgen2011]

Its amazing they got this many views.

[MrAltair789]

No Hobbies!!!!

[Axtmeorder]

das tut ja schon weh

[SonOfjackass94]

GAY

[MaxzpyroP]

Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake show some respect for Bioshock u asshole, cant you just go and get stepped on by a Big Daddy, would you kindly xD

[SonicHalo12345]

@MaxzpyroP Fake Whats Fake Its In Real Life Isnt It Dipshit and People Cant Use their Damn Imaginations? Fuck Off Man Now WoULd YoU KinDLy Piss Off

[bluepainter1000]

wtf

[BloodLust1121]

Fun ideas: For the insect swarm plasmid, throw a bee hive at him. For Incinerate: Dip a tennis ball in gas and light it...What? You think this is wrong?

[MaxzpyroP]

@BloodLust1121 well, sound like it will hurt but why not xD

[mayra01]

fire powers go !!!!!!!!!!!

[MultiMrblade]

You suck cock,asshole!

[SilverAsakura]

back in my days we made real life videos of "Doom" oh the times have changed.

[kalaban0019]

now throw the paper plasmid to the Big Daddy!

[Otis3315]

tried out that paper plasmid on my boss... didn't end to well.....

[Zepta100]

RELOAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iiTzCoyley]

Is that kis def to not hear you walking up behind him? ;)

[AllanGrim]

@iiTzCoyley Wrench Lurker 2 ;)

[SkyDartz]

Should've looted his body of cigarettes and a creme-filled cake.

[RadioZombieX]

this is so retarted and funny! i like how you used a pin

[TheOrderRose]

Ahhh these noobs never die xD awesome dude

[tonytlovin442]

What was up with the gewer in the end

[Zzzzzomygoodness]

kids who filmed this, dont listen to all these assholes calling you dumb and gay, i bet we ALL did something cute and silly when we were little, just like dargonhuman.

[CW0513]

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[TeamFortressgineer]

@CW0513 umad

[thomas423211]

fake and gay

[SniperNinjaKitty]

@thomas423211 Woah woah woah! Fake?! WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?!

-_- Get off of my internet.

[iamnanosec]

plasmid name?

[taoybb]

oh!!! that the paper plasmid XD...so cute

[Kingofeurope]

I thought this was an 18+ game? Hmm...

[MackJCM]

he must've been playing on hard mode.

[Oreth0017]

Haha. Am I the only one who's disappointed that this guys didn't hack the turret in the center of the gargen. I thought he was going for it at 0.53!!! Looks like fun!!!

[gaby966]

wow. bioshock has nerf guns!!!!!!

[dultimateplayer1970]

fucking fan boys

[31427dan]

lol

[Menosfisher2]

kool and its fun to watch

[GreenShank420]

COME ON GIVE THIS GUY SOME CREDIT LIKE U GUYS THAT SAYS HE SUCK U TRY MAKING A REAL VIDEO OF BIOSHOCK

[deadpool10134]

@GreenShank420 i agree with you give these guys a break they just like bioshock im only 11 and i love bioshock 1 and 2 so give these guys some love

[longshot9800]

im not gonna judge these kids cause there being pretty imagenitive and anyone who thinks there faggots or watever your gonna call them think back to the days were you would play alien or a bridge to far or whatever the hell you did.

[arthur483]

toy gun WINS nerf LOSES 

[Nikkapedia]

lol how does this get like 40 thousand views

[MrDbzguy]

you even wish in your dreams that was real. oh and same person every noob

[SnkyCyanTurtle]

Cool Vid

[skelitor120]

actually, ThinkGeek sells a glowing replica of the EVE HYPO, so next time, spend 15 bucks on it and make it soo much better.

[plasterfaces]

sooooooo awesome

[daberdi]

das ist doch einfach nur scheiße

[poomplexsoljah]

EPIC FAIL

[BioshockInsanity101]

would you kindly give me 2 minutes of my life back

[YourSocksAreHot]

lmao, this is funny. Ignore these haters.

[gillece]

Was the kid you were fighting your big brother cus he looks like hes 8

[Bucketheadisgod94]

Meh.

[MATTK1NG]

dum fucks

[draxyus]

this is what happens when 10 year olds get their hands on a copy of bioshock (i'm sorry, it just had to be said)

[superspine113]

PAPAH POWAH!

[klarhoelter]

In the real game everyones straight

[1SUPERMARIOSUNSHINE]

oh yeah, gets shot then stands back up wtf

[IcoNexcalib3R]

I <3 the paper wad plasmid xD

Although u dont have to keep stabbing ur wrist 4 the powers

[MrChiller125]

oh man at this children is many going wrong in ther live realy stupid

[pkduexmachina]

that was a pen, then a piece of paper amnd finally a toy gun.

[TheNewiPhone4]

maybe add some effects?

[TheDEKEY1]

haha fail

[uberninja56]

orange gun really



[zenhours]

why?!...... WHYYYY?!!!!!!!

[waluigisgirl]

Lol that was funny XD and all thoese other people just don't know how 2 use their imagination

[LunarNightshade722]

lol

[MultiMrblade]

you fucking shit delete this shit for ones

[MultiMrblade]

this video is not so cool you really need to delete it because its stupid and it sucks go get a life

[meow12435]

Most gayest thing I saw.

[UltiMario1337]

You should have called this video "I stab myself in the arm with a pen, throw a wad of paper at my friend and then spray him with a water gun."

[csaba20100]

this video sux



[ItsPermanent]

which plasmid was it suposed to be?

[twiztidgamer]

looks retarded

[MrAlcholicmonkey]

i actually enjoyed this.. but dude com'on.. a PISTOL? get the Shotgun. see how much damage he can really take!!! <(^ ^)> 

[Rammball]

... how do i say tha- GAY!!

[Wingsfanmac]

@CamRocks10 I hate people who post their stupid thoughts online about how they hate everything. If you hate the videos then dont click on the ones that say "whatever in real life".

On another note, "noob" really is a dumb word.

[solidoner1]

see. when kids start doing shit like this you know you have to hide their video games from them.

[PsychoBahaS]

Woah ! Where i buy this pen ?! xD

[lauriux1995]

sad...

[PrestonNorthEndFan]

This was so shit it was funny. Thumbs up from me.

[utorrentmaster]

bioshock are under water

[bleyaschnizel96]

Oh well, its nice, but please dont forget in your next vids the little sister ;D

[TiggerPeanut777]

this is acually kinda funny lol

[Brandonrulz156]

im working on a BioShock real life (not crrappy) well im gonna try my best to not make it crappy but some of the stuff will be really crappy

[MuppetCreater]

I want ANIMATION NOT GAYNAMATION

[XxGrimGawdxX]

I like the idea, but you should of set up the camera more, and used more than one plasmid, and gone for a more realistic setting. Then it'd be pretty awesome. Liked.

[thegamemanjam]

really i mean REALLY A PEN come on

[MissMurder46]

uuummmmmmm no.

[KillingBro4]

im sorry, if u wasnt using ur voice for gun efects, the gun wasnt a water pistol, and u didnt have ur "splicer" smiling, it would have been ok, however i know i cant get what i want always so i guess its alrite for a home production

[hammelwurstgammel123]

noobs

[MORTALKOMBATRULZx123]

it wouldve been better if u anamatide the hands

[marioman7789]

ha your saying there noobs when your the person with a pen writing on your hand yeah there the noobs

[honnigorega]

die.

[killaguy555]

OMG! he uses the paper plasmid!!!

[BansangMalaya]

you could always add the music of Boishock for more life

[Polygrammar]

dude, you fail at life

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

looks real enough to me

;)

[funkmanone]

this is absolutely terrible

[BIONICLEMANIAC911]

WTF IS THIS SHIT?!

[masterpoop678]

u should have drawn the chain tattoos on ur wrists like jack

[pinky7896]

lol im tryin to make vids... this guy puts his tags as video game and gets 26 thousand views?? and this is stupid.. how do u do this when i put everything in tags

[ScreamingDeadLungs]

@pinky7896 yea ive been trying to figure out why i got a ton of views. its like this is the most crappy video you could watch lol

[fakasoldier]

@ScreamingDeadLungs i think its because the name :p

[MultiMrblade]

@ScreamingDeadLungs Faggot fuck you you noob

[MultiMrblade]

@ScreamingDeadLungs and its called EVE hypo not the pen thing fuck you

[z64bad]

gringo pendejo

[jakegoesforhawks]

this is stupid lol but good job i spose

[wingo252]

next time u shud use a really powerful bb gun and not tell him lol

[starnsmithboyett]

hey im 11 and i love bioshock but these kids her are retards so just ignore em

[taunte78965]

can you say obsesion (and i dont care how i spell it)

[trriiggeer]

dang thats some noob lol

[Nesb1]

The media blames video games for violence that the young are displaying nowadays, but I've got to ask, where are the parents? I've seen kids as young as 11 playing BioShock.

[Slushyfreeze]

@Nesb1 So what who gives a shit there just games and you know what I can care less of how these kids are playing now days so STFU...

[Nesb1]

@Slushyfreeze If you don't give a damn, then why are you posting back at me? I bet you don't have a smart answer for that. Either way the problem with this kids playing is that, we, the real aimed customers for this games get screwed with censoring and regulations by the esrb because of this kids playing. Next time you post make sure you have something interesting to say.

[GamingRetard]

are these kids even old enough to play bioshock? just a thought. some ppl commented on them being faggots..erm..kids do kid things, remember back to YOUR childhood when youd pretend to be a transformers with ur mates from the episode you watched that afternoon or whatever. i know i did when i was little. nothing wrong with that.

[ComicMan9]

@GamingRetard nope

[megagangster321]

@GamingRetard i know like all these people are calling me a fag and gay but im not thanks for saying that

[theplock99]

@GamingRetard i know a 6 yr old who playz this fucken shit

[Dargonhuman]

@GamingRetard Gawd, I remember putting wooden rulers between my fingers and pretending to be Wolverine in elementary and middle school. And every Y-shaped stick was a gun, too. I'm not gonna judge these kids for using their IMAGINATIONS and having fun. Posting their imaginative playtime on YouTube might not have been the best idea but my friends and I probably would have done the same had there been a YouTube back then.

[TeamFortressgineer]

@Dargonhuman Hahaha your first statements are so true

[dragonshot11]

@Dargonhuman Gawd i Remember puting a ruler between my finger and saying fuck off to my friends

[umagarandyorton619]

@Dargonhuman lol I did the Wolverine wooden rulers thing too XD

[SitOnYouProductions]

@GALAE1337 No crap moron...

[elojello10]

This was pretty good, actually. I love it!

[ESPIOBOY]

LOL at 0:36

[nolyortiz]

What kind of plasmid was that? paper ball plasmid?

[elojello10]

Lol might as well be. They throw it, it hurts, I guess. "Hey, watch out for that guy! He's got a paper ball plasmid! Run!"

[uchihakidd602]

yep da secret 1 dat kills everything!!!!! -.-

[GALAE1337]

fake...

[SlapTheTurtle]

nooo.... really?

smartypants

[Woodzal]

Nolifers...

[chai192]

this was last fridays movie on fox, it was awesome man

[SatansWerewolf]

That's the problem with games... all the enemies look the same. At least you unlocked the ultra-powerful Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts ability. :)

[bkg360]

wow he had the semen plasmid

[grimreper3000]

fail