I had a scooter, but the only reason I used it as much as I did is because I didn't learn how to ride a two-wheeler until I was 9 and I didn't want to look like a pussy in front of my friends.
Awh man, yeah, be and my brother got sucked into the scooter gimmick back then..we had cheaper versions of the razor kinds though..and were no way as skilled as those kids were.
HOLY FUCK did you faggots see that kid in the beginning of the video? He was riding two yeah that's right rectal wart count them again TWO scooters! one under each FUCKING LEG! it's goddamn amazing!
Yes, it was essential. It shows us that scooters not only provide today's youth-on-the-go with the empowering rush of extreme sports, but they ALSO provide a wholesome way for grandpa to bond with Bobby while reminding him endlessly just who pays the goddamned bills around here.
When I was a kid in the late 80s scooters with little BMX wheels were all the rage
DrChalkwithering 1 month ago
Boy do I remember the scooter craze.
AdmiralGilgamesh 1 month ago
Holy shit, that kid must have been going hella slow.
MaJoDo 1 month ago
so they just decide to throw Tony Hawk's name in there, and try and relate him to fucking razor scooters?...these assholes are shrewd.
DeanMartin1231 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1:02 That whole scene is FUCKING ME! Holy shit, I finally found this video!!! ha ha, internets
HalfOfAStaple 4 months ago
@HalfOfAStaple THE WHOLE SCENE IS FUCKING YOU?
BootyFister 3 weeks ago
Grandpa now stars on The Family Guy.
ZombiedustXXX 8 months ago
0:16. it's logical that SCOOTERS would become popular after someone performs a spectacular trick on a SKATEBOARD.
rumbazz 9 months ago
The late 90's were a weird, fun time.
SirHprdgn 10 months ago
scooterin like a boss.
stilettosareanono 1 year ago
Even though I lived through it, I have no fucking clue how this became a fad.
tpaladino 1 year ago
I think it was Pliny the Elder that said shut the fuck up!
LTHanzScheisse 1 year ago
You lost the race to the dinner table, kiddo. Time to get raped.
cyrenafame 1 year ago
lol@ 1:48 lords of the underworld on the soundtrack.timmey!
saulstein 1 year ago
Poor kid.
Notokayipromise 1 year ago
@Notokayipromise
Poor old guy. The old guy having a flashback was the most tearjerking scene I've seen in years.
yillow1 1 year ago
Call that a scooter, you old fuck?
Berglekutt 1 year ago
You bought one because your friend had one. You used it for a week then stuffed it in the back of your closet. Nine years later and it's still there.
SAGEBOT500 1 year ago
I need a "LAB" hat
Austinbeats 2 years ago 3
"I think it was Stadius who once said..."
roothands 2 years ago
Too much sun makes your neck grow.
NoWittyNamesLeft 2 years ago
Oh my god...I want to punch him just for using air quotes.
ZeldaDD 2 years ago
that dude is anti-cool
personcheese1234 2 years ago
Theyre trying to bring scooterz back. I had a cheap version of the razor and the bottom of it always scrapped the sidewalk.
It was annoying!!
GabrielleForeman90 2 years ago
I had a scooter, but the only reason I used it as much as I did is because I didn't learn how to ride a two-wheeler until I was 9 and I didn't want to look like a pussy in front of my friends.
SpamNapkin 2 years ago
This isn't even that old and it looks horribly dated.
SpamNapkin 2 years ago 7
Your grandma's horribly dated
erick103 2 years ago
Well she's almost 80, what do you expect?
SpamNapkin 2 years ago 5
cheisser
chrisspearpoint 2 years ago
1:55 "I hate living with grandpa."
ColossusOfRhodes 2 years ago
0:25 was the first trick I mastered. It's where you just throw the fucking scooter.
jxwhee 2 years ago 34
XTREEMMEEEE!!!!!!
xRequiem666 1 year ago
it was fear that first made gods in the world
GimmeEpropz 2 years ago 6
So was :25 supposed to be a "trick"?
cause it looks like he just kicked the thing onto the ground.
whoandtheha 2 years ago 2
Yeah! The Impossibles!! :D
joybarr 2 years ago
Kid's eyes, 1:26, holy shit it's Darth Maul.
patio87 2 years ago
I went through a scooter phase. For a whole month.
90sComputerGames 2 years ago
Awh man, yeah, be and my brother got sucked into the scooter gimmick back then..we had cheaper versions of the razor kinds though..and were no way as skilled as those kids were.
Chickengirl005 2 years ago
That guy with the hairdo needs some serious sunblock. Oh, and Statius is pronounced "stay-shush", not "stay-tee-us".
Aeschylus 2 years ago
I have this on VHS.. wow
DrDarkness666 2 years ago
This was awesome.
CCP2 2 years ago
HOLY FUCK did you faggots see that kid in the beginning of the video? He was riding two yeah that's right rectal wart count them again TWO scooters! one under each FUCKING LEG! it's goddamn amazing!
cb7srule 2 years ago 3
i can't unbang your mom. sorry.
johnbourbon 2 years ago 2
damn thats fly
lunaticfilms 2 years ago
was that scene with the old man really necessary?
bmtimv 2 years ago
Yes, it was essential. It shows us that scooters not only provide today's youth-on-the-go with the empowering rush of extreme sports, but they ALSO provide a wholesome way for grandpa to bond with Bobby while reminding him endlessly just who pays the goddamned bills around here.
paulmercy 2 years ago 5
Hey kidz want to go slower than your Grandpa! Then get a scooter!!!
MoeThirteen 2 years ago 6
EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
toschie 2 years ago
They cut out the part where the kid says "What!? I lost again? I guess it's another trip to Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement!"
CanOfMinus 2 years ago 2
This reminds my of my grandpa, I miss him and our scooter races.
DaanDobber 2 years ago 4
I'm surprised no one mentioned the fact he's a Guido yet.
Makron5 2 years ago
The host looks like he's ready to bust out laughing!
chada75 2 years ago
I remember thinking I was so bad ass when I finally figured out how to use a scooter. Someone really should have beaten me with it.
camrenishot1 2 years ago
I had a scooter.
God I was lame.
GRNoam 2 years ago 4
I love the playing out of the grand son/grand dad relationshit
dtmbcorp 2 years ago
bahahahahahah
DoubleWonderful 2 years ago
Scooters are the special ed of extreme sports.
electrogeek77 2 years ago 17