James McQuillan's Top10, The Apprentice Legend

[ramonshaw921]

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[2011ALbania1]

He is such a legend!!! This video cracks me up every time, "the others are out there running around on horses,and I'm here looking at you" classic!!! ,

[BLPdevelopment]

This guy is LEGEN-DARY, he's brilliant, and the most amazing part is that it comes naturally to him, there are thousands of comedians who WISH they had his Talent to just spit out stuff like this without even blinking.

"The other lot are out there, running around on horses, and I'm sitting here lookin' at you" ... That shit was so funny even Allan Sugar smiled (and that happens once or twice a year)

[TheFrankMcQ]

i'm a McQuillan, and this makes me proud to be one

[MrLazy7]

he is The Apprentices NEIL from Inbetweeners!! lool

[mrwho995]

Agreed with everyone else. No need for the music and you can't hear what is said. Maybe re-upload?

I really don't see why there are so many videos with music so loud you can't hear the actual video.

[mrwho995]

@mrwho995

Correction: my mistake, missed the annotation.

[Wh0Dr]

Maybe take the link on the actual vid and put it where you can actually bloody click on it

[chipsandkebabs]

series 5 woz the best

[qk2slik]

fukin legend >:

[iseebutterflies99]

Brilliant! This was the best series by far!

You should add what he said to Sir Alan before he was fired about just needing his clogs fixing or something - that was a great line.

[OrcaineKode]

BAD EDITING 

[TinselFairy]

has to be the best series of the apprentice ever. i loved james :)

[anneeq008]

Lol 'i feel like a monkey learning to use tools!!!'

The classic one was the one where he said, 'the others are out there riding horses and im here looking at u!!'

[8TheDon]

absolute legend

[jimmenylill]

the music is too loud. cant hear a thing.

[97mizzsoap1]

WOW HES A NATURAL AUBERGINE

[BigFatLedgend]

this guy is such a HERO !!!

[georock123]

He reminds me of the tall one off the Inbetweeners.

[TJDH89]

aw you're so right!!! He's so much like him!

[Wuschlkarin]

was the background music necessary?

[MrAgentPhantom]

Me too, nice person :)

[SlashJnr]

met him today on our business trip :)

[Oli3TB76]

The best 2 were the first 2- 10&9

[scooterok1]

im going on a business trip and he's giving us a speech :D:D

[DiamondzLOL]

I went on a business trip to see him give a speech aswell! :)

It was in Manc though.&It was today haha.

He was utterly amazing (L)

We got a picture with him ! (L)

[nothingtoobig]

james has nice eyes, he should wear a lot more blue clothes

[Midtowner321]

This guy is hilarious. :P lol

[Josh1000digby]

Would be good if we could hear what was being said

[yaxxee]

Ehh, the music completely ruined this, I can only hear about half of whats being said.

[ch1mpanzeethat]

I'd like to see him in the Inbetweeners

[westy3634]

gotta love the way he says all these funny things yet his lips dont even quiver

[henkecelt]

Hail Hail James!

c'mon the Celts!

[xdanikaxherex]

the baby with the towel on top of them in the car are fine

HAHAHAHA.

[AlmightyHeaven]

absolute legend

[Dhakhaya]

legend about sums it up.....the birthing pool was my fav. still waiting for the model with the ashtray and the telly...

[Matthewchan0902]

He really is funny!

[nakul12345]

he is the funniest person to eva walk through thos doors

[subjay1066]

Shame the music is so loud over the top of these classic clips. Can't hear James' funny moments clearly.

[PlazmaGunz]

That's what I was thinking

[aldamaster]

can barely hear what is being said beacuse of the stupid music!

[lowbatteri]

you missed the : It went awful. If i were trying to open up a funeral home, people would just stop dying.

[creans07]

Dude is a legend, I nearly wet myself watchin him on the apprentice

" I suppose it's like losing your cherry for the very first time, see how I perform, have the right moves, leave my customer satsified. Complete Legend, and the most gorgeous blue eyez in the world xx

[blakesquakers]

rofl i was laughing so hard when I saw that clip!

[tunny2000]

YOU'RE A LEGEND, SIR.

<3

[annacharters]

James was such a LEGEND!

I would not have watched the apprentice this year if he hadn't been on it. They didn't include the bit where he's in the blow up birth pool going 'DONT TOUCH ME' pretending to give birth though.

He MADE that show :D

[eggymark]

LEDG, so 'non' PC but great - he represents all of us, not the officious little pricks with Egos bigger than their overdrafts. He made the semis so well done James.

[Tydler1992]

whats the song called

[bailey1809]

Nina Simone vs Groovefinder - Ain't got no, I got life

[1967LisbonLions1967]

this video would be alot better without the backround music

[Shazaroo99]

The man himself is on Twitter now!

If you tweet, follow 'jimmymcq' for more of his verbal brilliance :o)

[Horanzu]

Searched this on Twitter, but it didn't come up with anything...you sure that's his username?

[Shazaroo99]

Yep, sure is so not sure why he's not appearing!

He's got 341 followers so far!

Type his name into the search bar in the right menu and scroll half way down. You'll see some links to his twitter account.

[Horanzu]

Don't worry, found him! Just getting to grips with Twitter; I only signed up to follow James!!!

[harad101]

I wish he had won!!

I love James!!!

He is just AWESOME!!!

[dbmcfc]

LEGEND

[syckodave]

you missed the best ones

"i feel like hugh hefner"

"if your not fast your gonna be last"

"stop spying start buying"

[Naruto7Trisha]

my favourite ....its not in here tho but about when he goes to the two "gay" guys..careful guys not too much suggestive licking, we're not doing a porno! HAHA LOL

[777McLovin777]

my personal fav was

If your not fast with this, then you guna be last with this. haaa ledgend

[bantzzz274]

haha i love james wat a legendd lol

[mysticalaeon]

I couldn't even hear what anyone was saying cause of the music... why?!

[RecordBreaker101]

Yes agree, hope to make amends soon.

[t0mme1981]

Who says David Brent is a fictional character?

James is Brent personified.

[aceridgey]

@RecordBreaker101 2 years on and you haven't done anything

[daviduk1492]

lol u missed the quote out were he was talkin to the gays

[georgercop]

this guy made this years apprentice worth watching

but the thing is - he's good at his job, not just tossing out random and hilarious remarks on the spot...not to mention demonstrating the birthing pool ROFLMAO

[beckiangel2010]

i <3 him xxxxx

[Griffo2oo8]

You're pulling my chain! haha. Love it.

[scozzie2007]

Ha ha ha ha ha he's amazing!!

[TheBoyArchitect]

Hes such a legend! :D

[StrictlyClassics]

Omg - Fukin genius!

He like made the apprentice this year!

[moogle301]

awesome thanks

kinda wish you didn't add the music though

[blakesquakers]

Im really looking forward to being a team leader... I guess its a lot like losing your cherry.

LOL!!

[UntitledXl]

LOL!

Screw business, the man should be a comedian!

[nintendocrew]

no his best moment is when the guy read out his cv sentence "i put a leash on people who spunk money up the wall"

[TheMaverickSafin]

Without James, the apprentice this year just wouldn't have been the same.

[bumcakes]

Genius, a comedian couldn't script something as good as some of the things he comes out with.

[truered]

what a legend....he shud come back next year!!!!

[Chandranibose]

Total legend indeed!

[ianwilson1978]

The bloke is hilarious- absolute legend!!

[silentwars666]

how did the 'we're not making a porno' not make it on here?!

[celinou84]

Thank God he didn't get fired in week 2 nor 3

Such a legend

The 6 other guys can't even dream of being remembered like he will be

[connor400000]

James Mcquillan = legend

[danabbott12]

i keep a leash on people who want to spunk money up the walls. what a legend!!

[tufty1990]

I really wanted him to get fired in Week 2 and OMG I am so glad he didn't now cos he showed he wasn't a mug and was very funny and most of the time it was intentional it wasn't through idiocy. My favourite will always be his 'I'm sat here having to look at you' which even cracked Sir Al

[Xvickyyy]

i adore him! comparing project manger to popping your cherry, GENIUS. best apprentice contestant ever.

[TopGearFurrier]

he should be a stand up comedian! That would be epic! :D

[blah1blah1blah]

what about that line in the QVC thing where he said somehing like

buy this because the only man who should be carrying an empty box is an undertaker

lol

also margeret's face about the tea towel on the baby. priceless

[XavierLance]

RecordBreaker101 can u please lower the sound of the music. It makes it easier to hear what james is saying.

[RecordBreaker101]

Thanks for feedback - I agree. (Am struggling to know how to change the video once it is loaded! Any idea?)

[illwobble]

Just do a top 10 part 2!! There's easily enough material!

[mylivingdream]

@RecordBreaker101 re upload it without the music ?

[xScotsFinest]

@RecordBreaker101 You can't change it once it's uploaded you have to go back to the raw video before music was added.

[philjc68]

does anyone else think he looks like tommy cooper,or just me?

[philjc68]

Does anyone think he looks like tommy cooper

[MartinJB12]

Brilliant one from tonight "Sir Alan with me its not as if you're going to have to re-invent the wheel, just maybe change a few spokes!"

[deco7869]

suggestive licking!!!

[LankyScoot]

my favorite quote from james: this isnt a porno - LOL!!

[PeteProductions]

Ha Ha Ha this guy should get a job being a comedy writer! LEGEND

[xoxoxAngelxoxox]

LEGEND!!!!

Yeah add the ones the person below said, and the one where he said he did a little pee! :)

And more of his hilarious one-liners in the teleshopping one! :)

[goldfishmousemat888]

It's like the lid's open so the baby can jump out.

LOL

He has to win, he's a genius

[dazzathebazza]

My favourite quotes include:

1) "today is going so bad that if I opened up a funeral parlour people would stop dying"

2) "not too much suggestive licking guys, we arent making a porno!"

3) To Yasmina: "We got lost on the way to the cinema...and then afterwards....we got lost again..."

James to win!!

[zaiee]

Haha awesome, James is genius!! oh another one to add, "The only person who sells an empty box is an undertaker" lol

[mickbanner]

I'm really looking forward to being a team leader. I guess its like losing your cherry:

To see how i perform,

Have I got the right moves,

Will my customer be satisfied

And in the end, it'll come naturally!!!

hahahahaha LEGEND!

[hpanda121]

omg i love this guy

only reason im watching the apprentice

[xdanikaxherex]

James

WHAT?!

LOL!

[lisiaczek]

Lol, look at Yasmina's disgusted face at 0:22 (:

[elipse135]

god i love him

[88n99]

you should add the one about him saying to the camera that he pee-ed a little in the boardroom... thanks for the clip!

[rvdrocks]

not too much licking, were not making a porno XD

[rockchick994]

i just love that

james... WHATT??! laugh every time james is a fucking ledgend (Y)

[RecordBreaker101]

A bit tricky to choose my No.1 fav as there are so many awesome ones, but "James......Whhattt?!?!" has me rolling on the floor.

[millwallledger]

James to win aha

[AlbertBundy]

"You're pullin' my chain"

[clowee921]

'And if I could Sir Alan, i'd bring Debra in twice'

Another one to add.

Gosh I love james.

[Alexpickering]

Love it :)

[rdtcp]

I'd love to see his whole tv sales pitch

[teflonboy12321]

I haven't even seen this video yet but just have to comment on how much of a legend James is. Backed him from the beginning. :p

[joshhll]

"and I'm sat here looking at you!"

[Shazaroo99]

Brilliant! Hopefully he'll come out with a few more corkers tonight!

[ciaranodonnell]

nice work ... I'd like "i think you should sack the pair of em" added to the list!