FUNNY blonde jokes

[btrfan2001]

Brunette:LOL

Blonde:Haha Lol(pronounced Lall)

Brunette:Its L-O-L

Blonde:I don't know what LOL means,bUt it surley made me 'Laugh Out Loud'

[5412394]

you spelled ma'am wrong P.S i'm a blonde and i knew that

[5412394]

hey i'm blonde i'm in fith grade and i read all the twilight saga in 9 days and my reading test score was 243 and you had to get a 220 to pass and a 230 to exceed ok I AM A SMART BLONDE but i will probably tell these jokes anyway

[Natas773]

Natural nordic Blondes are great and gorgeous women, in average taller and slimmer than brunettes, with finer facial features. The jealous rabble call them “dumb”, projecting his own ingnobleness onto the women he envies. However, these vulgar resentments against angelic blonde women are the most honest form of appreciation …

[daphinie1231]

ok So a red head brunette and blonde lived on a farm the red head fed the chikens the brunette fed the cows and the blonde planted potatoes one day they didn't do their chores so the red head made a robot choken that said bock bock bock the brunette made a robot cow that said moo and the blonde filled a sack with rocks and made the rocks said potatoe

[MrResidenteviladdict]

funny blonde joke:

theres a blonde a brunet and a red head. they all had sex last night and found put they were pregnant

Brunet: I was on top last so mine will be a boy.

red head: oh i was on the bottom last night and so i guess mine will be a girl.

blonde: OH NO MINE IS GOING TO BE A DOG!!!!!!!!!!

[DebraDeane2010]

Blonde:How do you spell CIA

Person:CIA

Blonde:I know how do you spell it

[warhomo]

Best Joke EVAR:

So a blonde is driving her car and listeneing to her radio,

she got tired after hereing some blonde jokes on the radio,

a little while up the road, she sees a blonde rowing a boat in a meadow,

She angrily gets out of her car and screams,

"It's because of you retarted blondes that give us our stupid name, Iwould come out there and give you whats coming if i knew how to swim!"

[tatumdurbin]

How to kill a blonde tutorial

Cut of her arm,Put her in a tree,Then wave.

[TheXCOOLXGuy]

How do you kill a blonde

Answer- You give her a knife and say dildo

[AllstarCanadian]

I wish I had this song for my video Brunette Jokes

[Liberator550]

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes …

[aimstures16]

okay, am I the only one who thought this song was annoying!!!?

mute.

[rockerOFtheCHEESE]

funny... but i have a better one than all of his combined!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:what did the blonde c when she looked in a box of cherios?

go down!!!

DONUT SEEDS!!!!!

[babybooty9]

the 78 dislike r blondez ahah

[snewzfeed]

u do hear about smart blonds!! thats really mean of u to say it..

[fagoril709]

How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?

It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde ...

[FR4ZZLE101]

song name?

[QuiickxScOppEz]

You got those from your ipod.

[unitedwebargin]

CINDY! Work with me here, buy a ticket!!!!

[AaronTheC]

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street the brunette sees a dead bird and says look a dead bird and the blonde looks up and says where

[osmaracalvillo]

vocaloid

[alexHutchisonn]

im blonde and i find these quite funny!!

[Bieberson]

stop being jeolouse of blondes

[xoMsLilie]

@Bieberson Do you mean "Jealous". I'm a Brunette not really JEALOUS, especially if you spell like that. ;)

[Bieberson]

@xoMsLilie Yah Well Im 10.. Whats your excuse?

[bellalovesjack1]

i loved it! but i had to mute the music.

[101strike3]

haha!!! its funyn cuz blondes are offended loool

[MustSeeShaneDawson]

a blonde is trying to figure out a jigsaw puzzle but she cant get it. she calls her bf over and he takes one glance at it and tells her ''well first of all, the puzzle will never be figured out, go get a bowl and some milk and we can put the frosted flakes back in the box'' :))

[poppy12355]

haha ok i got this off of facebook and im a blond too so (:

Brunettes and red heads are jealous of us (: we have our hair as an excuse for all of our "moments"

[hnoobsho]

go comment jokes: A brunette, red hair, and blonde die and go to heaven. God says to them if you listen to my 100 jokes without laughing you can have your life back, the brunette laughs at the 20th joke the red hair laughs at the 50th and the blonde laughs at the 99th joke. Gods asks her why she laughed she was so close. She says ||she just got the first joke||

[Bwatsz]

there was a brunnette..a ginger and a blonde...one day they got lost and the nearest densley populated place was 15 miles away and they had to swim there....the brunnette swam 5 miles got tired and drowned...the ginger swam 10 miles got tired and drowned...the blonde swam 14 miles and was about to make it but got tired and swam back!! o.o idiot XD thumbs up if u like :)

[ACCFJeremiah]

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

[MrSexyman64]

hahah



[TheCrazystickman101]

Blonde]Theres something wrong with my Lucky Charms.

Guy]whats wrong with them

Blonde] Theyre not getting me lucky

[bluebry360]

my dads girl friends blond so im up for the task now

[ThePlasmaBlast]

Q. why did the blonde nurse bring i red marker to work? A.she thought she would have to draw blood

[TheZomVarrucktGenius]

how do you make a blondes eyes sparkle? shine a torch in her ear! :)

[twinkeez14]

lol i only laugh wen i read the jokes tat ppl write 4 there comment most of them are halarious lol

[Kidaly14]

What do blondes and tornados have in common?

They both suck and blow, then they take ur house! LOL

[Teeheehee093]

The blondes freind says to her ''hey look a dead bird!'' the blonde looks up into the sky

[TheSyn3rgyProject]

heres a good one: a guy hacks some blond girls facebook account,afterwards checking the actual password it being goofymickeydaisydonaldcinderre­llaspongebobpatricksqudwardWas­hingtonD.C and later when he asks the blonde why that was her password she said that when sighning up your password has to have at least eight characters and one capitol

[nutlessbandit98]

ok a blonde,brunet, and black hair are robbing a farm...the black notices the farmer coming and she hides in a crate full of puppies, the brunet notices and hides in a crate full of kittens, and finally the blonde notices and hides in a sack of potatoes, the farmer kicks the crate of puppies and the black says "bark" so the farmer passes, he goes to the crate of kittens and kicks it, the brunet says, "meow" and he passes, he then kicks the potatoes and the blonde says "potatoes"!!!

[twinkeez14]

@nutlessbandit98 lol potatoes!!!!!!!!! 

[mrSpartancat12]

what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

pull the pin and throw it back.

[jl8249]

wtf that is not funny

[XxMysteriousGal123xX]

Blonde: What does STFU mean?

Brunette: Shut the fuck up.

Blonde: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!

[Modernwarfare242]

A blonde and a brunette are jumping out of a plane witch one hits the ground first?

The brunnete the blone has to stop and ask for directions XDXD

[demonic41700]

Hey wait a minute....Cindy is a red head name!

[1994snotface]

Blonde joke:

Blonde : What does IDK mean?

Berrnet : I don't know.

Blonde : Well then who does know?

[730Teresa730]

@1994snotface LOL

[MonsterEnergy160]

how do you get a Blonde to laugh next month?

tell her a joke now!

[iloco1998]

a blonde and a brunette were walking down the street and the brunette says"look!, a dead bird". the blonde looks up and says " where"

[sunshine803756]

How do you get a blond to go away?

Blow in her ear and watch her fly.

[static4726]

how to confuse a blonde: set her in a round room ansd tell her to stand in the cornor. how the blonde could confuse u: if she comes out of the room and tells u that she did it.

[DanceRadio69]

@static4726 THE JOKE IS THIS:

HOW TO CONFUSE A BLONDE: PUT HER IN A ROUND ROOM AND TELL HER TO SIT IN THE CORNER

HOW THE BLONDE CONFUSES YOU:SHE TELLS YOU SHE FOUND IT

THEN TELL THE BLONDE SHE FOUND THE WRONG ONE

[Mr8998Blake]

I kinda liked 0:43

[boolovesu13]

how do u keep a blond buzy for hours

look down for the awnser v

look up for the answer ^

[iluvjbmorethanu]

@boolovesu13 hahaha =) good one!

[RedSparkleTV]

i loved the last one and the one blonde to another

[Battrillaz345]

i got one...what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? pull the pin and throw it back!

[voidshadow6]

i take that back......2:22 is the best

[voidshadow6]

1:02 is the greastest in my opinion

[meangene104]

blonde A in a car driving down a road blonde B is in a corn field rowing a row boat blonde A sees blonde B stops and asks wut she is doing blonde B says shes rowiing a row boat blonde A is like u know u give us blondes a bad name blonde B is like so ur not going to do anything about it blonde A says u know if i could swim id come over there and kick ur ass

[ACCFJeremiah]

A blonde and a brunette and a redhead all go to rob a store. So police started to show up so they all hid in the back alley. The brunette hid in a dog bag, the red head hid in a cat bag, and the blonde hid in a potato bag. So when the cop went around the alley, he searched all 3 bags. so first he searched the dog bag the brunette was in and she said "Woof woof" so the cop moves onto the catbag the red head was and she said "Meow meow" so then the cop moves onto the potato bag and the blonde says

[savanahxxxhannah]

@ACCFJeremiah WHAT DOES THE BLONDE SAY!?!?!??!

I HAVE TO KNOW IM HIDING IN A POTATO BAG!!!!

[TreeFriendCookie]

a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to the park together. They all find a lamp and the brunette rubs it, a genie pops out and says, "Rde down that slide and yell a name of your favorite drink and you will land in it. so the red head goes down and yells "CHOCOLATE MILK" and she lands in chocolate milk, the brunette goes and says "SPRITE" and lands in it, and the blonde goes and says "WEEEEE"

Lmao

[MusicLovingJordie]

@Bballchicky23 = hahaha!

[MusicLovingJordie]

i am a blonde wat u tryin 2 say lol =D x

[datafreak667]

these are all copied from the blonde joke website

[prrra33]

haha i liked the lottery joke that shit was funny along with the mall joke

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

THIS IS DUMit wasn't even funny , whats funny about three blondies screamin' around trapped in the elevator -.-

[patsaints15]

@xXxAhmedTarekxXx uhhh just about everything!

[pantstelly93]

very clever and in the way of banter very amusing, however if not told in the right social situation i.e. a blonde telling the joke or when you know there are no hard feelings between you they can be very offensive

[sychs0]

A blonde throws a grenade at a brunette the brunette picks up the grenade takes the cork out and throws it back

[js00981213]

@sychs0 cork? pin!

[legendarykid12]

i got one ok...... Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? Because she threw away all the W's

[2637326]

Blonde jokes are for wankers, who don't get a blonde ...

[XxJustyTaylor4everXx]

HAHAHAH! oh those r funny!!!!!!!!!

[Theblondegal1]

Those are very rude and are made up by losers who have gotten dumped by us! we can be very smart.

[EXHellfire]

lmfao the best jokes ever

[David86095]

I got this one u will laugh at, its called Airplane Came Down:

there was a passenger plane that was hit by something, and 11 girls were holding onto a rope that came down, 10 were blonde, 1 was brunette. they all decided one person should go off, because if one didnt, the rope would break and everyone would die. the brunette said, 'I'll go off.'' After a touching speech the brunette gave about how she would go off, all the blondies clapped for her.

[RockyFire2v4]

I have another 1

Q.how to you drown a blonde

A.glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool.

[David86095]

@RockyFire2v4 yea i got one too, more than 1

Q. how do you keep a blonde busy for hours

A. give her a sheet of paper that says PLEASE TURN OVER on both sides

Q.what's a blonde doing when shes covering her ears

A. trying to hold on to a thought

Q.what did the blonde do when she missed the 66 bus?

A. take the 33 bus twice instead

[liltinoms13]

One day when a blonde died god didnt know to send her heaven or hell so he gave her a test to walk up 99 flight of stairs and if she succeeds without laughing she'll go to heaven if she laughs she goes to hell.god tells her a joke at the third step but she didnt laugh and later when she reaches the 99th floor she laughs,and god says why did u laugh i didnt say a joke.then she said i know but i finnaly got the one u said at step 3

[lillypadmycat]

A man was mowing his yard,when a blonde came out her house,to the mailbox, opened it, & closed it & went back in her house. later she came out, to the mailbox, opened it, & slammed it shut. & went back in her house. As the man was puting the mower away, she came out, to her mailbox, opened it & slammed it shut harder. Puzzled, he asked “something wrong?” she said “YEA My laptop keeps saying, You got mail”

[aleksafilip1]

i have one. there is a blonde and a brunette. The blond is depressif and wants to suicide. The brunnette comes at her house and asks why are you attaching the rope to your chest? The blonde responds: because when i attach it to my neck i cant breath. XD

[V0sZyb0I1]

Funny one:

2 blondes aregoing to disneyland,they see a sign that says: DISNEYLAND LEFT

so they turned around and went home

??? get it ??? :) lol

[MsBowchicawowwow]

i got a good one whats the diffrence between trash and a blonde....... there is no diffrenece!

[Maddiebp]

Loved the jokes and the song too.

[mowemowe12]

here is a funny one;

a blonde a red head and a brunette are getting chased by the cops.the brunette and the red head hide in trashcans the blonde hides in a sack of potatoes.the cop kicks the first trashcan "meow" "oh its just a cat" he kicks the second trashcan "woof"  "oh its just a dog" the cop then kicks the sack of potatoes "PO-TA-TOES"

[lokombiano2007]

ha ha ha ha ha

[twilightprincess62]

a blonde walks into the barber shop the barber says "ma`am u have to take the headphones out."shes says "i cant" so he takes them out when he put them in his ear he hear breathe in breathe out he looks at her and shes dead. lol get it

[aline5555555555]

I GOT ONE !!! a blond a burnette and a red head were stuck in a cave ....they all found 1 bottle and shook it . the genie sayes you each have one wish . the burnette said i wanna go home so POOF she was gone then the red head said i wanna go to my momsand POOF she was gone then the blonde sayes i wish my friends were here and they all were stuck in the cave again .

[mechoset]

blonde joke

Three blondes were at NASA and wanted to visit other planets.

Then the worker asks them, which planet do you really want to visit?

The first blonde said, "I want to go to Mars!"

Then the second blonde said, "I want to go to Venus!"

Lastly the third Blonde said, "I want to go to the Sun!"

The worker asks, "but sweetie, the Sun is the hottest planet to go and you will melt and wont make it out alive"

Then the third blonde said, "Dont worry, thats why im going at Night!"

Get it?

[GarkalDusntPhail]

i know another good one :P.

Someone saw a blonde eating a tootsie roll pop and asked her,"So.....how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" Without a thought the blonde replied,"beats me, it took almost the whole day to lick through the wrapper."

[GarkalDusntPhail]

There was this bar with a magic mirror, if you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walks up to it and says, "i think im the most beautiful woman in the world," and it sucked her in. A red head walks up to in the next day and says, "i think im the most beautiful woman in the world," it sucked her in. The next day a blonde walks up to it and says "i think...." and it sucked her in.

[GarkalDusntPhail]

LAWL this songs funny...yet it sounds like itd be from japan...doesnt it?

[GarkalDusntPhail]

wat was this song called?

[armourgirl123]

@GarkalDusntPhail holy doly

[TheWonderboy1999]

Heres a GOOD ONE! Theres a blonde girl, a red haired girl, and a browned haired girl stuck on an island 100 miles away from shore. The red haired girl swims 87.7 miles and dies. The Browned haired girl swims 90.4 miles, and dies. The blonde swims 99.9 miles, gets tired and swims back to the island. Lol. U dont have to remembet 90.4 miles, and 87.7 miles if ur telling the joke. Only the blonde swam 99.9 miles. Lol suscribe to me!

[XxxxExclusivexxxX]

today some blond asked me what country is norway in?

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

lol

[simplechrissy09]

tHAT'S FUNNY. But why people are saying blonde people were dumb?

seriously WHY?

[FunkiiMunkii2]

@simplechrissy09 it's a stereotypical thing, like how people say asians can't drive even though my mom didn't make a single mistake in her driving test.

[todile123]

Ok a brunnete a redhead and a blonde are on a island and they find a magic lamp it has a genie in it so the genie says "I'll give you 3 wishes" so the red head asks for a boat to go to land and the brunnete wishes for a bridge to go on land than the blonde says "I wish my friends were with me"

[seancooke2k9]

a blond and a brunette jumps off a building which one hits the ground 1st the brunette bcause the blond stopped half way looking for directions

[Enoyatta]

@seancooke2k9 use punctuation god dammit.

[armourgirl123]

@Enoyatta NO ONE CARES

[SuperClintEastwood]

A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she buys a gun and follows him one night. She goes into this motel room he rented and sees him having sex with a redhead. She is strickend with greif and points the gun at her head. Her boyfriend shouts "Sweetie! Don't do it!" to which the blonde replies, "Shut up! Your next!".

[ANGELO13111]

jokes were ok BUT THE FUCKING MUSIC DROVE ME INSANE1!!! THAT SONG KILLED EVERYTHING

[beverlymuhlestein]

whats the song called?

[ScenieGurl]

Lol. I'm a blonde and I thought these were funny. Haha

[Blobble22]

a blonde walks into a electrical store and says i want to buy that tv, the clerk says that they dont serve blondes so she dyes her har brown and asks the same question but gets the same answer she then dyes her hair red and asks i want to buy this tv the guy said they dont serve blondes, she says how do you know that im blonde? the clerk says well for starters thats not a tv, thats a microwave.

[cutelilkat101]

a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette snuck onto a farm to tip cows and they hear the farmer coming so the brunette hides behind a cow, the redhead hides behind a pig, and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. When the farmer comes, the brunette says "MOO", the redhead says, "OINK", and the blonde says, "POTATOES, POTATOES, POTATOES!"

[pancakes649]

a dumb blonde is walking down the road with a pig in her hands a man ses her and asks where'd you get that and the pig says I won her at the fair

[PokeSoccer7]

Two blondes are walking out of the mall together to get to their car. But then, the first blonde notices she locked her keys inside the car. So, the two go inside to buy a coat hanger to unlock the door with. Then, as she tries to unlock the door, the second blonde says, " You better hurry up and unlock it, its starting to rain. " So the first blonde says " So what" And she respondes, " Well, its that the rain will get in the car cause your top is down, and ruin the seats.

[ZachC1993]

@pokesoccer7, you stole my joke that i posted on this video. it's ok though, it's still funny :D

[therealrandomstudios]

a brunnette, a smart blonde, and santa all jump out of a plane, who hits the ground first..........the brunnette, the other two don't exist

[XxStitchFacexX]

A blonde cop pulls a another blonde over, and officer asked to see her liscence. The blonde went through her bag and said, "I'm sorry, officer, but I don't have it on me." So the officer asked for a picture or somthing. The blonde pulled out a mirror, looked in it and said, "Oh here's a picture!" She handed the mirror over to the cop who looked in it and said, "Oh! Well, if you would have told me you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!"

[EuropeanKing23]

greatt video

[soonereh]

So there r 2 blondes. 1 on either side of the lake. the first blonde yells across to the other 1 "How do u get to the other side"

The 2nd blonde yells back "U are on the other side"

LOL!!!

[jtaha]

@soonereh loooll good one!

[ZachC1993]

@jtha, sorry but i have one more good one.

a blonde and a redhead are walking in the mall. they deside to leave. so they're walking to the car, then the blonde says: "oh darn it, i locked my keys in the car!!" so they walk back into the mall to find something to unlock the car with. They find a coat hanger. they go back out to the car and the blonde trys to unlock the car. the redhead says: "hurry up it's starting to rain!" then the blonde says "i Know my windows are open!!" XD

[jtaha]

this theird one is the best! lol thnx 4 sharing!

[mysterymediacorp]

@ZachC1993 when you said ' windows are open' the first thing I thought of was the windows being cracked but not enough to reach a hand thru

[ZachC1993]

@mysterymediacorp haha but no they were open all the way

[David86095]

@ZachC1993 thats not urs, it was actually this;

two blondes pull up to a party. once they leave, they realize they locked their keys in the car. the first blonde tried to break in, while the other blonde watched. finally the first blonde says, ''I just cant open it!'' then the other blonde says, ''Hurry up, it looks like it's starting to rain, and the top is down!'' its a convertible, dont steal coolblondiejokes credit, for their jokes.

[cjdessez]

@ZachC1993 thanks man.

[twinkeez14]

@ZachC1993 lol yea tatz a funny joke lol i laugh a lil but it was funny tho

[AlexanderChaseIII]

What is the name of the song?

[jtaha]

@AlexanderChaseIII -- It's called Holly Dolly...it's a sped-up version of Loituma's "Leva's Polka"

[ZachC1993]

@jtaha, Two blondes walking in a forest. they come across some tracks. one blonde says they're deer tracks, the other blonde says they're buffalo tracks. For the next 10 minutes they are argueing over what the tracks were, then a trian hit them

[tEnKaIcHi03]

@AlexanderChaseIII dolly dolly song

[ZachC1993]

a blonde is cruising in her car, a cop pulls her over because she was swerving, the cop askes the blonde, have you been drinking tonight? the blonde says no. then the cop asks then why were you swerving so much? then the blonde said, i didnt want to hit the tree. then the cop says, mam thats your air freshener. XD

[jtaha]

@ZachC1993 lol thnx for sharing!

[CharlieWizeman]

@ZachC1993 I beleive it went,

A blonde girl had a terrifying accident the other day! The cop asked what happened, she said. I was driving when this tree just popped up, i drove to the side and there was another one then another, the cop stops her,

and says. Im sorry miss, that was your air freshener! :P

Don't care if ive mis-spelt stuff, you call me sad people? Your sad for looking for the mistakes. XD

[DustyBivins]

@ZachC1993 lmao :)

[reddeagle104]

funny jokes but if i was stuck in a room with that song for 20 mins i would kill myself

[MyBlondeHair]

sht umm the "n"  was an accident so dont pay attention to tht

[MyBlondeHair]

im blonde and im quite smnart

[XxKbTxX]

@MyBlondeHair, uuhhmmm, it's BLOND hair.

[blondi6292]

ok, this is a long one

there's 2 blondes, a cop and a speeder. the cop pulls over the speeder and asks 4 her license. the speeder asked wat it looked like. the cop said its a little rectangular thing w/ her pic opn it. the blonde finds a mirror. the cops says "im sorry ma'am, i didnt relize u were a cop"

[BlankP1zz4m4n]

ll <  O

[dangersgirl89]

hahahaha

[112345idkman]

not funny..

[Shaggy2009ful]

hahahahahaha heres i few i no lmao

I shined a torch in a blondes ear and her eyes light up.

How do u no if a blonde has been in ur fridge, coz theres lippy on the cucumber.

wot do beer bottles and blondes have in common, there both emty from the neck up

[hlgninjabuddy]

Q: why is the only car a blonde drives is a BMW

A: cause it's the only thing they can spell

[112345idkman]

@hlgninjabuddy hahahaha!

[kholman1994]

Hahha I love that joke! :D

[theonlyme721]

this is funnie

[hdtwins101]

nahhh

[steviethetv123]

wat do u do if a blonde throws a gernade at u?

take the pin out and throw it bak

lol

[millzy4eva]

wat do u do if a blode throughs a pin at u??

run like crap she got a grenade in her mouth

[TheDollHouseGirls]

lol i've only heard #3 but the rest are new 2 me

[Maniworld1996]

These were SOOOO FUNNY!

[TheSupernaturalJoker]

2:21 "porblems" lol

good jokes bro

[TheMrnascar]

i have brown hair and the other day i was drawing and i said "It looks like a cow with legs"