Ron White - pick me pick me

[MrSkorpio66]

Pick Me, Pick Me !!!

[SecretTimeWarp]

He put a lot more energy into this version than in "Blue Collar Rides Again." And it helps.

[wa7vgn]

Ron did good on this one its funny, but i really dont like the rest of his comedy

[thatsfornoobs]

They're all high.

[JazzMaestra]

I tell folks all the time that Ron White is pure genius! This was too funny.

[Lezrol1]

PickMePickMe . com is coming shortly...

[francissmith567]

FUNNY AS HECK!



[Conspiracyknowledge]

snoop is dying hahahah

[mufc187]

I don't know why people act surprised at Snoop's reaction. Snoop is easily one of the coolest, most sociable guys in the entertainment business.

[tundrav8chevelle]

funny guy but needs to make new joke from time to time the same ol shit every time is getting old

[NotAG4yName]

@tundrav8chevelle stop watching the same video then dingleberry

[BigRedChester]

can someone give me a gun so i can shoot jay leno? plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[dorton63]

classic

[damienstover]

"she wanted a black one, i said keep it simple" and snoops right there, i wonder if he picked that joke on purpose xD

[RockinGuy1994]

Love it!

[TheHolymoly123]

LMFAO. Ron, you know how to "Keep it simple" for sure. xD.

[balkhan619]

Guess what reminded Ron of the 'dog' event?

[coreman17]

jay ruined it by laughing the WHOLE time

[fowzie777]

@coreman17 - wtf? it was funny asshole!

[coreman17]

@fowzie777 I know but Jay's laugh is so fucking annoying!

[YouGuysAreAHoles]

@coreman17

You must hate stand up comedy, sitcoms, and when someone tells a joke to a group of people.

[coreman17]

@YouGuysAreAHoles I hate Jay Leno bc I don't think he is that funny and he basically stole the tonight show back from Conan O'brien who is much much funnier.

[moffgriff]

@coreman17 Leno didn't steal the tonight show back. Conan quit because he believed the writers were under-paid.

[coreman17]

@moffgriff Conan quit because he was basically forced out when they wanted to move the tonight show to 12:30 which would have technically made it not the "Tonight" show anymore. Jay is an overrated overpaid hack who doesn't know when it's time for him to step aside and let other much funnier people take over. It worked out in the end anyway because Conan's show on tbs is HILARIOUS and Jay still sucks.

[CDUB8989]

R O F L pick me!!!!!!!

[khvolleygurl]

It's like the blackest man in America and the whitest man in America!! haha gotta love it.

[drizzt0909]

@khvolleygurl and dont forget Snoop Dogg! ;D

[SecretTimeWarp]

@khvolleygurl Really? Larry's not whiter? :-P

[Navarrobuff]

I love Ron White!!!!

[okhuntertravis]

ron had snoop crackin up

[ssips720]

wow my two fav people in 1 room

[davimaelovescountry]

i love redneck comedians so much fun pick me ha at the dad part pick me she wanted a black one.hahahaha LMAO

[IknowDannyToo]

The only redeeming quality of the Blue Color Comedy Tour

[benarutos]

... SHUT UP LENO!! U REALLY KNOW HOW TO RUIN A GOOD JOKE!!

[fanofwwe]

@benarutos i kno hes always gotta put his 2 cents in, i mean i know its his show nd everything but god damn let ppl tell their stories

[cXtotheXj]

"I want a black one"  "Let's keep it simple"

[gary1568]

Not only is Ron White a gifted comic, notice how he never once alienated Snoop on the couch from his story telling. THAT'S A CLASS ACT.

Once every 20 years or so a guy like Ron comes along who is what I'd call a natural.

[ultrajd]

"Clunk!" Dead...

[HONORECOLLIGAN]

9 days!!!

[addictionxz]

Lmao.

"I think i see a way out of this"

[zach42420]

lol near the end sounded so racist.

[ProTuner06]

@zach42420 Well, it was sort of but, he said it to a black man so that makes it funny. If it was a room full of white people it would be considered racist. If the black man he said it to laughed and wasn't the least bit offended....it wasn't racist.

[Blaiziification]

@zach42420

Nah, it was because she got a black puppy, so she wanted a black daddy.

[abidabi22]

@zach42420 dude this is just a short from an actual stand up he did it had nothing to do with snoop being there and even at that snoop still laughed his ass off, hes been through the racism and he makes to much money and is to respected now to be offended by a simple joke guarenteed

[Just4Meeeee]

Ron and Snoop, the NEW "Ebony and Ivory" Tour. Waddaytink? lol

[bradmedicus]

Funny guy ...

[crazy1kid2]

lmao!!!

[swanheezy]

THIS IS A SCREAM!!!!  TAKE A LOOK:

youtube.com/watch?v=1o7BpCnYF0­g&feature=related

[cloversncolo]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahaha

[bighalopan]

Pick Me...lmao

[Lordgeek4]

JAY LENO RUINED IT!

[robbkatherine]

@Lordgeek4 how did leno ruin it?

[RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS77]

@robbkatherine It would have been more amusing if Leno would shut up.

[jawbraeka]

@Lordgeek4 can't have the guest have all the lime light

[underoathchick66]

I didnt even know that was snoop dog lmfao

[yurismir1]

I thought that was actually a really good Jeff Foxworthy impression LOL

[cam95anonymous]

i think i see a way outta this. lmao

[scottblur]

THAT WAS GREAT,RON AND SNOOP!!

[Familyguy1230]

a tortous or a.. tree lmao

[frozenhell98]

LOLOL

[MrHi325]

i wanted a black 1 keep it simple

[blatinspice123]

omg so funny

[RaidenSun91]

this dog lived 15 years. if u want much more than that u need to get a tortoise or a tree. lmffaooo best line

[Watsupwiya]

Com'on "Snoopdrughead", defend yourself.

You can't !!

[Watsupwiya]

"Snoopknobheaddog"

Kinda sounds much the same, doesn't it

[Watsupwiya]

I really don't like "letter box muslims" and I really can not stand dickhead drug addicts who are stupid in public, snoop, you are a "KNOBHEAD" full on !

Take the shades off, and lets see the road maps !!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a ******* knobhead !

[Watsupwiya]

why is he wearing sun glasses, it's not sunny, or his he just hiding the fact that he's high has a kite and the dumb shit thinks we're all that stupid that we don't know that !!

[Ls3guy]

lmao

[WickedHottie]

whats the reel name of this

[details78]

fucking great comedian - one of the best!

[imdaman0000]

"keep it simple" lmfao Ron is a comedic genius

[RUPERTISMINE318]

im gonna go buy a tree...

[MrAlexProbo]

prea tare !_!

I love thios guy :D

[jack4373]

now i dont care who you are that there is just funny

[shmaly121]

could someone type what he said at 1:55 plzzzzzz

[nutkins112]

@shmaly121

"Well two weeks ago her father way and I'm like 'I think I see a way out of this!'"

[b69ranger]

@shmaly121 " I think I see a way outta this.."

[baragirl07]

@shmaly121 i think i see a way out of this!

[KOS2Aion]

I think I see a way out of this :d

[tonystewartchamp]

@shmaly121 " I Think I See A Way Outta This"

[buddy31tide]

sure ill type it- I think i see a way outta this

[ATL45]

ron white is a comedy god

[ultrajd]

"C-LUNK" Dead.

[purplishish]

snoop looks like a fuckin' loser standing right there

[freetotheworld1]

wow i love this song

[SpartanCJS]

Ron white is great.audience paid to laugh...yea its called the conan o brien show, and craig ferguson is just as bad. Peace Conan! Actors, do they write the script and act...hmmmm

[NikPrintz]

how lame!!! forced laughs... . and that jay leno... he's nothing but a memorizer. some other people make the jokes, and he just says them. incredible lame guy! and the people in studio, paid to laugh...

awful!

[RORYzRIGHT]

I agree jay is an idiot here. The story is funny as hell. Ron is brilliant .And with out a doubt snoop is high.

[newman20072008]

nikprintz: YOUR the joke.

[NikPrintz]

"you're" not "your" , you fucking moron! you can't even write correct!

guess again who's the joke :)))

[newman20072008]

WHO the Fuck are you??? MORON?

[NikPrintz]

why are you asking who am i? i have already shown that you're a moron! go back to your cave, and start learning english, you "exploded condom"!

[newman20072008]

talking about condoms YOURE the sperm that ran down your mothers legs.

[paulvincentsale]

Sorry, NikPrintz, you can't even write correctly either because "correct" should have an "ly" on the end so it becomes an adverb, not a verb. YOUR sentence already contains a verb and "correctly" modifies it.

[xXNightXxXManXx]

She wanted a Black one, And Im Like Keep It Simple. Haha. Ron Your Brilliant

[JonnyChristxMWS]

I'm glad he didn't take the "i want a black one!" part out of the sketch, i'd be pretty skiddish making racial remarks next to snoopdog. Yet again, i'm sure he was too high to give a damn anyways. xd

[WastedDaze78]

@JonnyChistxMWS Well... it may have been racial but not racist... but yea Snoop was high as a kite anyway

[Rabiddingo66]

nahhh that's not that bad... he used it in a very hilarious context.

[jjgirl2303]

this is my favorite thing

[jmk8646]

tortoise or tree. lol

[ALLthingsTV242]

im not that sensitive. really? hahahahahhahahaha.

[Pauricgallagher]

i love suckin snoop dog off in my dreams...

[fanof3lisa]

I bet ya they went and partied together after the show...what a pair! Love it!

[youfillintheblank1]

She wanted a black one!!!!!!!!!!

[socloseno]

snoop was dieing at the end XD

[fanof3lisa]

@socloseno that makes it even more funny!!!!!!!!!

[KashmirShahzad]

Lmao a redneck

And a rapper

Lol snoop is the shit and so is Ron white but different shows ppl

[ZackyPeddle]

A redneck?

more like a drunk old man hahahaha

[TheLastBrainLeft]

Ron White and Snoop Dogg....not exactly a pair I'd put together in my head, but why not? They both love that chronic.

[loganfrazier]

@TheLastBrainLeft How could you not? b/c theyre not both black or white, or maybe cuz Ron's a lil older? shit i could see it, they both toke, they both drink, prolly get as fucked up as eachother, they both live in Cali, both love women(n im sure Snoop loves drunk chicks as much as Ron does), and they're both funny as helll!!

[luderudecrude]

@TheLastBrainLeft snoop dog is actually a country western fan. Willy nelson in particular.

[arktheball]

snoop was losin it at the end, an Jay wasjust squekin the whole time

[haloglitchfinders]

keep it simple lol

[annuitcoeptus]

Snoop got a kick out of Ron. I know he was probobly high as hell, but that was funny

[qfmarsh64]

From the same show, find the clip where Ron's telling the "we're all gay, it's just to what extent" joke. When I saw that, I thought Snoop was going to shit an Acapulco gold brick.

[qfmarsh64]

And yeah, Snoop is high as fuck.

[TheSerenitytaker]

PICK MEE PICK MEE!!!!!!!

[heatbucspies55]

Ron White and Snoop Dogg were on a talk show together? How did I miss this? lol good story.

[daharris34]

try to squeeze another year out of her......lol thats funny as fuck

[bucs2481]

she wanted a black one i said now thats keep it simple lmfao

[whodaphukarewe]

phuckenfunny hehehe

[islandrboss]

haha....white is cool enough to say he wanted a black dad! lol...only dumbasses think its a racist joke! snoops cool as fuck to know that!!

[AngryKhan]

ron white woulda kicked his ass, hes 10x the badass snoop is.

[Dramoir]

dude if snoop did that he would be the most hated person ever. Ron white is to cool for that lol.

[x7turtle7x]

Bahahahahahaha

[aaronchungrulez]

i wanted a black one....

hahahahah

[fatass0162]

omg!!!! he made a funny black joke and no one yelled RACIST!!!! he is very funny!!!!

[JLA12301985]

& he looked right at snoop when he said it & snoop fell over laughing lol

[gotgoth9]

@fatass0162

thats because its not that big of a deal alot of crazy white people freak out when they here even the slightest racist joke when black people aren't even that affended by it.

BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!

[knuzcano2]

Snoops reaction to the black part was classic hahaha

[mckinney95]

omg she wanted a black one i told her to keep it simple. snoop dying on the couch. im lmao

[newjerseyfan101]

my favorite part

[reelnicegifts]

OMG!  Hilarious! "When we get down there [to the Retirement Home] and I think it's weird because I think he smells my Daddy on me." ROTFL!..

[Keeby12]

Listening to Leno is WAY less painful than Letterman

[bigjoe4265]

Conan rules!

[kforsythe92]

that wasn't Conan it was Leno.

[bigjoe4265]

Yes, I know it's Leno. You didn't get the comment, but that's understandable.

[luptoneous]

HILARIOUS!

[xheartxerinx417]

i <3 tatar!

He is so funny!

This is my fav. joke he does and you cant fix stupid!

[chadzdawson]

Well I think I see a way out of this XD

[SkyHawk024]

watch blue collar comedy he say's the same thing but said even funnier!

[JTCodel]

it is snoop dog. lol that shit was funny.

[killingamps]

I miss Jay.

[ciro9]

StopLiesSeeTruth: 

I have alway's liked his style of comedy.

Thank's for sharing it with me.

[StopLiesSeeTruth]

LMAO !!

[MrPerfect77]

This dude is just to great.

[1131996free]

this guy has very important facts on life

[bigshow112]

who's the balck fella ? please excuse my ignorance.

[yyhlover]

I think it's Snoop Dog.+_+

[DeHox]

yupp its snoop

[ChainGangSoldiersJC]

snoop is just pissing his pants laffing omg that was funneh!

[CynthiaSin19]

that was perfect

[algonkin64]

I love this story...so frickin' funny

[tygersflowerz]

This guy is so fucking funny. I was sad because there wasn't shit on TV, then lo and behold I come across two Ron White specials on Comedy Central back-to-back. I've been laughing my ass off for like two hours.

[ClUtChMoDexvids]

yeah there is I actually have a dvd of him its hilarious he tells this story too

[StevieStickman]

PICK ME! PICK ME! hahahaha xD

[shadddey5]

she wanted a black one i'm like keep it simple...

[KatyCountryGirl]

CLUNK!!

I DONT WANT A NEW DADDY I DONT WANT A NEW DADDY!!!

Pick meh pick meh

LMAO SHE WANTED A BLACK ONE!!!

-_- keep it simple

[dSafford16]

that is funny as hell it is right keep it simple

[WiiMan017]

Get a tortoise or a Tree!

[NotherBlackMotoGuy]

she wanted a black one lmao

[magniasini]

i dont want a new daddy i dont want a new daddy! lmao

[SCKTAZZ]

she wanted a black one

lmao i wanna hear him tell a story in person, im sure its so much more funny :D

[sdcrowfan]

It is. I heard him tell this joke in D.C. this February. Hilarious.

[SCKTAZZ]

not at a show...just like at a bar drinkin and swapin stories, if he busted out with some shit like this...i would have nothin to top it :)

[Rotard12a]

"...trying to squeeze another year out of" bahahaha

man, i wish i could tell a story like that. what a hilarious guy

[IIeVAnII]

snoop is high out of his mind and rons makin him tweak

[mammers11]

...he smells my daddy on me

best line

[truckerwannabe14]

y the hell is snoop dog wearing sunglasses

[Kevindavis08]

cause he's stoned

[americanmoto]

I thought the same thing!

[waldofudd]

Fantastic! "Get a Tortoise or a Tree!" Wow... that sounds great on "Audio Preview", (hic) arrrrp!

[metalhead6695]

Snoop Dog was laughing really hard