How to Make Wine at home - wine making video - mark & andrew

[sudeepasuzuki]

woooooo!!!! nice video

[magicmax27]

why are you suck a bitch to cute andrew. get him waisted first then have a go lol. xx

[magicmax27]

andrews cute ;0)

[opey47]

dumb asses

[frankieboi1]

this legit ??

[johnfletcher3]

You guys made my day!!! nice video ^_^

[lavathain]

you two are some dumb fucks. if you would have come on my property you would have been picking rock salt out of your ass for a month.

[Rickscreams]

I just posted a Real wine making video on my youtube channel its quick easy and tastes great!!!!!!!! check it out Rickscreams

[letshavewizardsex]

does this actually work?

[plymouthrox]

You boys are hilarious!

[megajames3000]

i dont live on a farm nigga!

[Adol666]

LOw alcohol shit wine is what this will turn out to be

[desuki185]

how about brandy?

[holderoflyte]

nice video guys. i make my own too, and i started at 20 yrs old. check out recipes using store bought grape juice and a 5 gallon jug. makes a ton more alcohol and it takes no time to prep. only a month to wait but its worth it

[osamalet]

and the result?

[Arsonloke]

u guys r fuckin gay

[amos0321]

Nice video Mark. I'm gonna try it!

[bulbadox]

Don't drink and fly.

[CaterpillarHero]

Bootleggers, gotta love em.

[Danqryan]

I hope this works, I'm getting started today.

[Froubz]

best video on youtube :D

[420Gothicfreak]

What the F#@*$ lol Well he is right it will work but he should have went into more detail.

[AsianPFilmer]

dude i thought this was a t.v show for a secondd

[TheHappysmoker420]

funny and informational.............awes­ome

[rbeelforreal]

you guys suck movie sucked and wine sucked

[tjo98]

you little bastards stole my grapes

[helicrashpro]

nice capris. 

[stirruped]

What a legend

[killingcommando]

i used store bought great value grape juice to make mine...tasted like pure shit!!!!!!!!!

[glmppereira]

YESSSSS! i have no yeast. Integral juice, here we come!

[kirkw95skate]

you dont have to put it in the cold??

[west2east4u]

the one in the black has the most fucked up hair

[pigolube]

wow.... these kids are desperate

[AredneckPsyco]

You don't have to use the tabs if you let it ferment dry after its dry.yeast dies from lack of food aka suger then rack it for 3 months back sweeten to preferred sweetness rerack and let age 6 months real wine takes along time to make.u can drink it young if ya want but it taste so much better after ageing its more then worth the wait btw if your gonna drink it young just make hard cider it taste much better

[SocialNow]

Well I'm sure that produces a bit of alcohol but it'll taste like shit and it won't be anything near ''wine'', but that's okay.

[RasBuBBy]

lmfao

[coronapeacock]

u need to add campden tabs to kill of the yeast or u will get sick boyyyyys

[19thepyrochilibean]

@coronapeacock FUCK U that isnt true. The yeast dies when all the sugar is turned to alcohol, ANd, yeast is a healthy substabce.

[cber8860]

@coronapeacock look smart asses you people bring shame to us real wine makers wine is to lovenly and painstakingly prepaired 2 produce the drink of god not so smart asses say hey there jim bob today we mekin uuuesss some wiiene durr eh look goodnesss

[yougetnopussy]

@coronapeacock You're an idiot, and ALMOST as gay as these two fuckers in this video

[eagletalons2007]

do you need amonia to make crystal meth.. I was fucked around and now these

people are feeding it into the paint i use for work(CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS) It is a new product they tell us. if one is being framed does that get into your system and is that another way for you to take the fall for something.. because the amonia is in your system?

i know they pay peple off.

[fardisghomeshi]

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[TheHollywoodpics]

this is a waist of my time and yours

[thmsmhgn]

Great sense of humor, but don't come after my grapes I have a shotgun. :)

[OyouareatubeO]

ick

[med672]

you guys are freakin funny!

[mcrstv]

this can so be a young tv cooking show!

[martiwf0]

Very funny and well done. We are going to see this kid in the movies some day. Bet on it.

[zunkfunkt]

2:06 way to abuse the help.... So hard to find good help these days.

[kybourbon1]

at 2:04 it looks like your gonna corn hole your buddy. I hope he's not family!

[partyongarth420]

haha i think its more like 2 weeks for some strong shit.. decent video.. i hadnt thught of using a glove rather than ballonn.. u guys took forever to get to the end.. whatever,.. 4 stars

[justlookingalso]

I think they already been sipn their coolaid

[Igotmyvanson20]

one month lol

[a6ybgalb]

did any one try it!

[jshane76]

Funny and educational! Not what I was looking for but it brought a smile to my face! Great Job!

[heligreasemonkey]

educational and entertaining, nothing like comining a heist with underage drinking

[SKTPSY]

Can't you make with pure grapes juice?

[gasket210]

you are dumb that is not how to do it

[mrLunar530]

thats cool!! thanx bro

will it matter if i leave it outside or inside the Home?

[nodogyougay48]

the roof is one of the best places to put the heat speed it up.

[mrLunar530]

thanks bro

[Liquidcadmus]

great! you make it seem pretty easy :)

maybe I can give this a try. can you use any fruit for this?

[maddalenaTV]

good stuff kid keep it up

[MsKami73]

good work side by side some funny act

[mamasboy761]

why do i think you two are awesome right now? anyway, you guys are great

[mtam7777]

lol your like my friend coltan

[TheMirflav]

good work:o)

[113jay113]

could you use grapes bought from the store? or like apple juice?

[MorsamMosa]

Yes

[waynerd23]

this video is funny as shit and both these guys have my respect but why the heck is that dude in black wearing flood-pants?!?

[NTTT1989]

you guys are so busted. hahah:)) how dare you!

[Ipluckithard]

these are some cool fags

[ovasion09]

are youu two guys are rich?

[RAWRAWRWAR]

weres the barley?

[japansarcanist]

@RAWRAWRWAR thts for beer, this is wine

[MBA8998]

too funny

[BiblicalRastafari]

Trespassing on other peoples property, stealing their fruits to make alcohol when underage is a state felony.

[bf1964bf]

o grow up we all robbed orchards when we were their age

[BiblicalRastafari]

I am pretty sure that they and I are the same age.

And I do not, and have not robbed other people of their fruits from their orchards. Especially not in large quantities.

I might pick an apple or pear from a tree to eat. But not to make my own wine using other peoples property.

Sorry man

I was just kind of making a joke, but you called me out.

Instead of robbing others, I, personally, grew my own grapes on my own property and now I am researching the best way to make wine from it.

Rastafari Up

[dimaboards]

thats an option if you're a big loser

[BiblicalRastafari]

Dude What? First of all Greetings, my name is Andrew And that is extremely rude I don't call you losers for jacking peoples property, so you shouldn't call others losers. And by my standards, having the ability to put forth hard work and produce something is the exact opposite of being a loser. The Earth provides sustainment of life, and there are people out there who choose to use it, without unethical behaviour But whatever man. Peace and Blessings in the name of Jah Rastafari Later

[dimaboards]

Greetings Andrew, I called you a loser because its relevent with video, at the end. It was supposed to be an inside joke, also I really dont believe Selassie is worthy of worship, he's just one of many false messiahs come to lead Gods sheep astray. But ofcourse you must first be brain washed into believing Gods word is curropted, then you can fall victim to even sillier deities.

[BiblicalRastafari]

Okay

Lets be clear

You dont BELIEVE He is worthy of worship

But there are people, such as myself, who believe He is

And we, as Rastafari, don't make severely rude comments to non-believers and baldheads.

He led no man astray, He has brought us closer to God

Any God you want to mention, Selassie has brought me to understand that God and its religion.

Also, I never said His word is corrupt, thats an assumption. on your part. Assumptions are kin to judgements.

And many of us don't call God silly

[Mueychacha]

John Locke says that every man is responsible for tilling his own fruits. He also said that every man is responsible for fermenting his own grapes, unless John Locke is in town, which usually meant that you're fucked. I'm drinking homemade wine right now, fucking awesome

[dimaboards]

@Mueychacha john locke from the show Lost? what are you rambling about? i dont get your comment but im guessing its because you're drinking home made wine.

[Jay304BEe]

@dimaboards what did it look like after u it was done, and i made some, from cranbrerrry and it wassss goooodszsss

[dimaboards]

@Jay304BEe you can see in the video that it doesnt look right, it came out green.

[PizzaHero92]

cuz you're a fucking loser.

[DEProductions2007]

love the man-pri's (male capri pants.) haha

[dimaboards]

yeah thats breaking one of the commandments, you know that one about not worshipping anyone else.

[RuckaInc]

@dimaboards Good thing God doesn't exist, otherwise people might actually care.

[dimaboards]

@RuckaInc , thats biblically inacurate, there are no good people. God exists and people dont care.

[RuckaInc]

@dimaboards That argument makes no sense... Wanna try again?

[alistairdonald]

oh what to be 17 again.....

[DetroitsWineMaker]

funny as hell; u guys where ont he right track though!

[KarlT01]

yeah and grapes grow on trees... stupid fucks.

[cheezis]

This is the first and only video I've favorite-ed. 'fucking hilarious.

[stayinhome971]

Very funny:)

[sewardsteve]

Did it work? or are you too drunk to tell us!

[dimaboards]

the juice was green, yuck. no one got drunk

[sewardsteve]

I'm working on a video to make Nettle wine at the moment, it takes 3 months alltogether but it is very nice. Keep an eye out for it, it should be up by the weekend!

[dimaboards]

okay, will do

[iver681995]

lol think theyre drunk

[CigaretteLife]

this was an awesome video :)

[mbundakji2009]

just buy a couple of ltrs of regular juice and start from there....lot easier.

[kinger3346]

nice but at 1:40 whats the name of that song? thx now i hav something to do and can get drunk from it X)

[dimaboards]

i think its from james bond

[tinster666]

its the mission impossible theme song

[greymy]

nice

[ap0st0li]

shouldn't it have a red color? why is it green? i thought you used red grapes

[dimaboards]

lol, there actually werent any ripe grapes on that vine. We just made it for fun, dont try this at home.

[jesus500]

XD this video is great

[ap0st0li]

hahahahaha not many youtube videos make me laugh out loud but this did, almost professional

[connerkillick]

is this actually how u do it or is it just a piss take??? and dont u have to have it at a certain temerature???

[dimaboards]

mostly correct instuctions, but not really ment to be.

[leoncio91]

hahahaha, or purchased them if your a big looser

[car852]

lmao bugs. "just adds protein." i loved your video, guys. i actually found this after making my own "sugar wine" at home. i didnt use fruit. just the sugar, and yeast i found at home. and a balloon and milkjug. oh and im hella buzzing off it while leaving this comment. hahaha

[dimaboards]

lol, nice

[twentyfingers]

(2)

Of course, you must add some sugar, but you have to calculate: 25%sugar (of wheight, not volume) are perfect. If you have over 35% sugar, you will get a wine with just a little alcohol(5-9%vol).... i guess thats not what you want, huh?

Usually the whole fermention lasts about 3 months, but you have almost the maximum of alc after 14 days. Don't fill your wine in bottles after the fermentation has really stopped, or you have a granade!(or you open the bottles within a few days)

Cheers!

[dimaboards]

some good advice, thanks.

[twentyfingers]

oops: I meant: "Don't fill your wine in bottles before the fermentation has really stopped,"

[twentyfingers]

This video from you, young guys, is the first video which has almost a perfect explanation!

Most wine-videos made in the USA are really bullshit!

Now I give you some advice:

(1)

Your main mistake: You NEVER put the yeast directly into the bottle!!!!!

You have to rehydrate it with a little water before.Make sure that the yeast-water and the juice have almost the same temperature when you put them together, and not over 35°C ! (you might kill the yeast)

[dariabaria]

mmmm he is superfine

[manzilla86]

This is hilarious. You do a pretty good job of pretending you know what you are doing. I really hope someone tried following your directions! That would have sooooo much alcohol in it! Normal winemakers usually add absolutly no sugar. Only a little if the Brix is low. Hilarious. If anyone has tried this and drinken it, write me about how it was.

-manzilla86

[dimaboards]

we didnt drink it, the juice was green / gross looking.

[millieguitarcrasher]

hey :D i just wanted to say that u are amazing! i love the vid, but is it safe? cause i don't wanna risk death or anything :S

[dimaboards]

yeah its pretty safe..... i think.

[millieguitarcrasher]

thanks mate :D but is there not a faster way to do this? in a month or something? :P

[dimaboards]

we've actually never made wine, we just filmed and edited the video. We dumped the green toxic looking stuff into the dirt right after that last shot.

[FilmMaster1001]

aren't you suppose to put holes in the glove

[dimaboards]

it works without the holes

[Simlatio]

Yeah, I only know one race of people that will drink that. They live right here in Australia and they too have perfect dangerous drinks such as "bread filtered brakefluid" and that facinating cocktail of denatured alcohol, potassium permanganate and a dash of boot polish they ironically call a "white lady". But as a brewer to...well sorta another, that was funny s@#! :D

[dimaboards]

You're joking right? about the brakefluid? i think a person would die drinking that stuff.

[Simlatio]

Ha ha ha ha! Yeah its true, if you go grab a bottle of brakefluid from the store and drink it on the spot, you'll drop dead! But the blackfellas here in the Northern Territory, they found out that if you buy a loaf of bread, cut the ends off and filter the brakefluid from top to bottom, the bread filters out whatever the nasty shit in there is that was killing you. Not too sure what it is, maybe removes anti-freeze or something, all I know is it works, they drink it and they are out cold... :D

[dimaboards]

wow, thats pretty amazing how someone could figure that out. crazy

[Simlatio]

Well maybe one of them ended up getting a degree in chemistry, told one of his cousins or something, and it went down the chain. I wouldn't try it though, sure, may knock you on your arse with out death, but why risk it? Maybe it's a particular brand they drink or something, it makes you drug fucked more than any hard drug you know too. Stick to Kava Kava or something, it makes you feel like you smoked a joint, but it's not harmful, American's like you can order it from Hawaii, read up on it. :D

[riotgage]

there's a vomiting poison added to it so dumb-ass drunks wont drink it. but the bread absorbs some of that poison. A tip is to start with onla hals a glass the first time and slowly increase the dose everytime, until youget resistant enoug to the womiting pioson. but tbh ure liver deserves better than that

[Simlatio]

Ha ha ha ha, thanks for that! I always wondered what the hell went on for simple bread to have an effect.

[crashball30]

I hope your gonna distill that shit.

[dimaboards]

lol, yeah that green juice dont look right

[hionshine]

not only that, the freaking co2 is supposed to be let free

[dimaboards]

maybe he likes his wine corbonated