Zombie Survival Tips! (2.13.2010)

[30016463]

Its popular because the breakdown of society is attractive to people with absolutely no social skills and like to get their own back on the same people that rejected them.

[redmenairsoft]

A blonde girls house... Brains... wait

[DonxManfredo]

I will bone your mom.

[Fagerhovstyle]

oh i forgot my Computer Haha.. :D

[skulztom]

If zombies were to come.. I'd go to a police department (5 min walk from my place) get handgun shotgun,find a hot gurl take her with me take 1 of their car then I would build a lil underground bunker near sum food shop dig thru the wall so it connect pimp up the shop and yea ;)

[Fagerhovstyle]

I whould take my homemade baseball bat get some clothes, food and search after survivors or if i get a panic attack i whould take the bat and run like hell!!

:D

[dyemooch]

Yeah... once you go zombie, you gotta off 'em. Loved ones or not- they'd rather be DEAD dead than "LIVING" dead and eating people.

Check out Zombieland, DEFINITELY.

Now I have to top that SD RWJ I drew with a zombie RWJ XD

btw- do you read Marvel Zombies? XD I just have to ask.

[brntlkemypoptarts]

i'd politely ask them to stop.

[ErikThoren]

last thing to do? Will doing your mom work out as an answer?

[constipationnow]

i would hide at my place n drink/eat my own piss/shit and id survive til ill get old.

[TheSoviet85]

@constipationnow dont think that works but goodluck id go 2 to a old armor store and put on full plate amour suit bite threw that you zombie fucks lol

[josh0807]

qive them ZAIDS zombie aids lol no i would go to my rents room get the rifles go to my frendshouse he has got evrything m1 garand ,winchester,magnum357,berreta,­ww2 airborne machine gun pupm action shotty and his dad makes the ammo so coool !!!! then i would hide out at his house for a day then we would go to the supermarket for supplies and camp out there make sure we got beer and wine ^^

[kasiaagrafka]

I'm not particularly tasty, maybe they'll live me alone... But Ray, I know that before you'd go to that wallmart you'll probably film the bastards and then make an equals three episode about it :P

[EMOBOY12344]

god...

i think i would go to Mcdonalds, you know?

not even the living dead would touch that place..

[mambabg]

just shovel up these bitches

[ladams04]

MORE PETER! Peter is ridiculously good looking.

[ObliqueNightShade]

Nice. Wal-mart SURVIVING!

[TheOnlyTrueHD3H]

Grab my iron pipe (which is next to my bed just in case) and start travelling on foot or bike towards the nearest big forest only stopping at small gas stations or shops. (big shops tend to have alot of people in them, which attracts zombies this includes wallmart) at the forest I would find a lonely house and barricade myself. I would only travel with a backpack and never in car since they make noise. if possible I would travel with 2-3 other people so we could keep constant guard during night

[rozamacadee]

In England we actually have a decent army so zombies wouldn't last long and anyway hopefully we could just ship em over to Birmingham so all the Paki's die XD

[BozoEngland]

@rozamacadee

fucking right on mate. Need any help getting the zombies to Birmingham?

[toffififeea]

if zombies would come? two camels in a tiny car...

[Sandr0G]

I love this vlog and =3 ;D

[Khaliah88]

Totally gay

[SindreThePunk]

troll

[Svetto]

If you have played all the resident evil games, you are definitely going to survive :)

[kel92vader]

@Svetto dont forget left 4 dead and the other ones.

just get weapons and get to safety

[unionservers]

It's a women survival guide !

[UpAndMakeIt]

I would go to your house. Cuz you got it coverd dude! i'm just sayin' ;)

[lolnumpty]

duder why the hell are they buying 1gb value ram? lol thats kinda crap

[NotSoSuperHero95]

Ray...let's face it, if a zombie apocalypse was happening, you'd film it and put it on youtube :L

[J4KETS]

me and mates already have a zombocolypse action plan. one for if theyre fast and one for if theyre the slow retarded kind :D

[TemasekVlog]

Lol in Singapore we dont get to own guns. So about 90% of the citizens are screwed. All guys above 20 go to the army. So we know how to use guns but we dont have em -.-"

[Typodemon00]

I would be Zombie Food. I know my place in the zombie apocalypse.

[30GB]

My family is freaking ready for anything, my bro has gun/hunting license and owns a rifle, a shotty, and 4 copper bb guns.

[baphomed1991]

same here my bor enough shit to win a freaking war

[TomatoPineappleJuice]

no zombie would ever come to where i live... i mean.. little village in austria?!

[platypusssss]

Does wallmart REALLY sell guns in america???? omg xD

no i wont wonder anymore why so many ppl get shot there

[CReece2738]

@platypusssss yeah, sadly they do

[TheStianmannen]

Well here in Norway i guess we just would be climbing in trees... Wait, zombies can climb? OMG!!! We are all dead!!!

[lidorthewondergoat]

i live in australia i'd just have to stay on my roof a couple of days and the spiders, snakes and kangaroos would do my work for me

[Griffey14eva]

Grap a shovel, smack rwj and steal his shit:)

[dylanroo]

nope, because the heart would stop and no more blood would be pumped around, which means the process of the muscles dissolving will happen.

so sorry dude :P

[smurfgod1691]

in all honesty i would probably.... become a zombie

[Steveboi123]

I would trap myself in burger king and become THE BURGER KING@!!@!@@!

[someasaindude]

i would take my swords and go around cutting all their heads off and be all bad ass like

[TheHowma]

OH MII GOD! RAY! Your listenin ta Music while your talkin to us! How rude!

[TheNwo123456789]

Rape One Of Them Show Them To The Others They Will Come Chase Us I Run To The Sea Jump Swim And Then.... Hope I Live Good

[killer2611]

wal-mart? shot guns?

god dammit im jealous

in canada wal-mart is a pussy store that sells useless shit

[punkuncle]

@killer2611 in sweden, we don't ever have wal-mart.. so i guess we're all screwed if there would be a zombie apocalypse.. unless we manage to train all of our polarbears to attack zombies i guess..

[justinruleseverythin]

wish i had friends with video making interest

[TheArtfulShow]

me too.. i used to video my friends but they never wanted to script or plan out some funny videos.. they are camera shy but i dont get it because people will see you when your out on the street so isnt it the same on a video lol

[MaxAntihero11]

zombies right now? imma make a sandwadge and have a nap. yup

[thenewnarutoawsome12]

i would use alchomy to make myself a fort and fight off the zombies!!!!!i lov being the hero!!!!!

[Ownography]

@thenewnarutoawsome12

fuck you

[thenewnarutoawsome12]

fuck u wat did do u fucking piece of shit!!go cry to ur mom about it u 60 year old fagot in his moms basement living off mcdonalds!!!!!

[TheJokky12]

EAT EM EAT THOSE FUCKIN ZOMBIES!!!!

[larsw84]

Get bitten. I prefer to be on the winning team.

[daude111]

If zombies would take over, I would get my camera and make the best tribute video for Michael Jackson.. R.I.P.

[Spyco]

OMG HIS GLASSES ARE OFF

[crazycomic]

I would push the red button.

[swlrocks]

no! never push the red button

[robertgaudlitz]

exactly. you fortify a mall. you got enough supplies to go for weeks and enough gas to burn every singe one of those bastards

[TheGuitarkid888]

Rule number 1: Cardio

Rule number 2: The Double Tap

Rule number 3: Beware of bathrooms

Rule number 4: Seatbelts

[ryker666]

Rule #7: Travel light

Rule #17: Don't be a hero

Rule #18: Limber up

Rule #22: When in doubt, know your way out

Rule #31: Check the back seat

Rule #32: Enjoy the little things

[karelpagex]

i should do everything I always wanted to do, having buttsex with a goat fot exemple^^

[iam1mad1about1u]

2:17 to 2:20

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooool

best wishes bro :)

[XxRedFlamesxX]

hide under my bed lawl

[demonyaj1]

i smoke some weed and laugh at them zombies cuz the look drunk.

[Wookiee81]

Grab supplies from the mountaineering shop and go bush, plenty of renewable food, not to many people/zombies. Sleep in a tree or some other place that requires manual dexterity to get into. As for weps... Dunno maybe a spear or something that doesn't require to much ammunition/skill and i can wield down at zombies around my tree.

[trikeisawesome]

hilarious

have you seen Don't Have Sex With Your YouTube Subscribers?

it's heeeLARious... in my favourites

[AssassinJul95]

If they're slow, run like hell...if they're fast, well...run to the nearest gun shop I guess

[Blake2OO7]

@AssassinJul95 have you seen ZOMBIELAND?? Rule #1 - "run in circles, zombies are dumb as hell, run as fast as you can, fatties will die first xD" so fuckin funny

[josh0807]

its cardio not run in circles :)

[josh0807]

lol were fuked in england not too many gun shops and theyre only huntin should do the trick tho

[ryker666]

Watched Shawn of the Dead? England will manage. LOL.

[lidorthewondergoat]

watched 28 days later? you"re all fucked

[K3wlman123]

i'd probably just get a gun and go cap zombies and die a legend for the hell of it.

[JustgimmehBeer]

i would do your mom anyway

[celinioid]

i would just stand in my livin room,waitin to be eaten.i'll die anyway.

[Obsidian212]

depends... are they the slow moving shuffling zombies? or the 28 days later olympic runners

[YolksterXD]

A. Pretend to be a zombie, but not attck plp or else i might get killed.

B. Load up on guns, explosives, toilet paper, water, food, and twinkies. Then sit on top of a walmart/costco like Ray said.

[laban58]

@YolksterXD sounds like u just have seen Zombieland xD

[pekmezisir]

lol they BUYING a movies and games -.-

hmmmm torre....

[Ampex101]

I would stay put,cause everyone would have the same Idea Wallmart,Gunstores Etc,id just wait home until the panic settles down and most people have been eaten then ill go gather supplies.

[ozzyrampage07]

i would join the zombies and eventually climb through the zombie ranks and become supreem ruler of the zombies

[xGurtx]

im not attracted by black girls. Dunno if thats racist its just how I feel, i'm just not attracted at all... I'm not a racist person though....

[Phedrea2]

take the dancing kitteh and run like hell

[danielhayward1]

lol hav u been waching shawn of the dead

[omgitslewis95]

id grab my air rifle and a backpack stuff it with packets of food and small bottles of water.

grab a decent jacket with an inside pocket and go to the nearest supermarket

[lillawyer]

xbox 360 ftw !!!

[cole421]

lol if ur in new york and tha happends good luck geting out of there alive lmao as soon as u hit the ground there well be 20 zombies mobing u

[EmeraldPlatoon92]

I'd sit down and discuss current affairs with the zombies over some earl grey tea :)

[passionfearmisery]

NOW THATS SOME SCARY S***!!

:X

[pyhavesi]

PM me for a Lockerz invite and get free stuff !

[yvettemartinez402]

I would probably try screwing one

[Zujibi]

Shit myself.

[signum18]

LA guys don't get laid cuz they're too picky :P Even though women get turned on by mystery men.

As for zombies, I'd go live with the penguins.

[dodow1234]

wallmart sounds like a good idea

[RealPartyBoi]

Walmart has guns in the USA? Lolz, not in Europe they dont :D

[xxxjulioxxx979]

I think u can turn into a Zombie from Squaidz!!!!!

[NarutoNinjaSensei]

It's not supposed to be comedy retard

[Cowsworth]

wow rly, everyone and there dog is going to walmart for there hand full of weapons and endless supplies, look you get what you need and you get outta there, hit the woods up bunker down, live off the land and hope for the best, good luck getting out of the city.

[xthatoneguyx]

hahah

[JMKeynes123]

I would make such a good looking zombie!

[zandadoum]

the walmart idea is good. if we had any in this freaking country... and while it might be easy to survive in a walmart, getting there unharmed is a totally different story.

what i'd do? i won't lock myself up. i'd kill as many as i can until i get infected myself and then i'm coming for YOU (and your mom)

[Jimbotloser1]

I will survive easily i will just RAPE them. you everyone else. Inculding YOU

[Jonnyrus132]

U are a COMEDY FAIL!

[Jimbotloser1]

I wasn't making comedy. Your anus will bleeed

[luis32290]

i would do ur mom!!!!LOL

[XxXxdiamondogzxXxX]

The Rules from 'Zombieland' thats all you need to know

[TwittaSong]

Zombies!

[mrnoozle]

lol ray i love how you say "if my mom turned out to be a zombie" and not "if she turned into a zombie" as if she had always secretly been a zombie :P

[spenky]

Why the hell did you made me watch chris crocker?!

[chrisbillo316]

u bunch of twats

[Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo]

I agree with peter,I'd stay in up in my house,i would even try to throw anything I would just stay in my house and be silent and just try to be unknown to anyone or anything

[murphyissosute]

gay fag is gay!!

[Frogfogfly]

go to walmart for the eary zombie speacel

[ThePIBmaster]

id go have sex

[quarterginge]

Random, stripe-sweater man is cute. Js.

[ThePIBmaster]

cuz we get to kill other people with out feeling bad

[humunculy7c]

the guns in wal-mart won`t do you much good, they take out all the firing pins. but i suppose you could hold the place down with nurf while you figure out how to install them.

[rapeatyamomshouse]

id build a enormous space colony on a huge ship called the S.S. DEEZ NUTS try to find as many hot chick survivors as i could get into space and start repopulating the human race... IN SPACE!!!

[latinoiberico]

Hey Ray, is 02/16 already, where the hell are the new videos? :S

[wartap]

i would feed um rwj and hope they take him and leave

[KieranOG]

hmm yeah, go to Walmart. Just like half the city, perfect opportunity to get zombified. If you are, get in early :P

[ZRS76]

Wal-marts got too many people in it more people more zombies. So you will have your work cut out for you cleaning the place out. After that its a good base but you need to be able to fortify those big glass doors, because you will die sleeping on top of walmart when the zombie birds come. Walmart also has the advantage of the a lot of fire exits, that are still big steel doors.

[alipatu]

fake and gay

[CrazySourcePlayer]

i would get in the zombie group by dressing up as one and eating humans

[camice81490]

ok so i'm thinking the first thing i'd do is go to the kitchen...and get my wife. next, after explain that she's a lia-freakin-bility, i'd leave her @ss with a passionate kiss, and bolt for the nearest coutryside. think about it. rural areas = less people. less people = less zombies. i'd locate a gun, and find someone to protect me while i fortified a home, including a dirt area with access to sunlight to grow food. i'd go from house to house, killin zombies and taking can goods...yea

[brad224]

i will group up the fat people so they get eatting first unless they eat before.

[5amuel5Hin]

i will make a spaceship and watch all you fools... tickets to spaceship: 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000 dollars :D

[mattstercheif]

dude id stake out with you im like ellis from leftt for dead 2 im funny nice texan strawng not a zombie :D P.S. dont hit me with a shovel!

[JayPannu]

You guys are awesome!! I started my own vlogs because of it!! I'm on Day 3!!

[ssiegel34]

considering wall mart would be the first place to ransaked now i would most definitly consider getting everything from a sports or home depot

[britt435]

you americans don't know zombie apocalypse

[oJRaFo]

you would last for maybe a week. MAYBE. may i suggest reading the zombie survival guide..

[duromar08]

Walmart may have guns but NO AMMO so yeah... blat blat one or two of those brain munchers then, oh no cant hunt no mo wabbets.

[rondelego2]

one word: costco

[714lmfao]

Mystery box and some juggernaut : /

[BrianaBangz]

I am writing a comment here, though writing a YouTube comment is, in truth, utterly nonsensical.

This is my comment, and it's a waste of time.

[YamiPoyo]

This almost makes more evidence ray is gay about the penis stuff.

[adamant4562]

they dont say no to anything

[soulsplace1]

dude just send in the necrophilliacs

[dalekkiller]

well since I don't own a shovel, ladder, rope, or even a flashlight I will more than likely killed by them.

[sargentbryce]

I would just kill all the jews and blacks and become friends with all the other zobies.

[CamperAlex]

Zombie Survival Guide seems to be screaming out to all the people leaving comments here - they obviously know jackshit about Zombie Survival ._.'

The Human Race is doomed I tell you, DOOMED!

[PsyclonX]

Ill rape myself a zombie .. there you have it.. an add to your fetish list :)

[trollshavesouls]

fuck walmart! id go to dicks! you got plenty of balls along with the necessities to keep you entertained and secure...

yes im trollin

[bglax55]

My videos are about zombies

[77q7]

id be doin yer mom!

[thenamesbanana]

PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

[patsagainstrats]

Black people are almost like zombies, and that's not my penis talking.

[epicbreadtoaster]

Oooh god, i have ti see wot i click on before i click! Srsly this guy sux...

[tintct00]

wal mart is smart but theres too many entrances, windows, and openings. i would wanna go to like a supermarket with like fewest openings and just like keep extra lookout on the opening

[redspecks]

okay this is what i would do in the zombie apocalypse, first off i love the walmart idea, im coming with yall i'll even bring my own gun, HA, but we would also need gasoline to set them motherfuckers on fire if they get a lil bit too close u know? u know... we'd be the badassest most zombie killingest team evar!

[metal78]

lol Chris Crocker Ref FTW

[pitykid]

it would probably be the one time its ok for me to try human liver with fava beans complimented with a glass of Chianti..you better be right Lector

[XYPHER95]

il go rambo on those zombies :D

[lotzofsnow]

bye weird lute dude

[royaltyguy420]

if anyone wants a list of free games i have. hit me up! thanx :)

[DeathToAnnihilation]

lol opps i meant ROF

[DeathToAnnihilation]

Wallmart bad; too many people, they get infected, hard to secure.

Shot gun bad slow ROP heavier less ammo

Pistols/ sumachine guns/ auto pistols good, ability to have more ammo, less weight, good accuracy,

You do not want sniper, possibiliy of drawing group of zombs to location, slow ROP, heavier, lose ability to hold much ammo.

ROB ALL FOOD POSSIBLY people panicking = ton of chaos , get stuff and leave

Go to place W/ least people (desert, Mountains etc.)

GET A Crank radio

Always have hope

[redspecks]

psh bs shotguns arent slow if you know how to pump it.... i'd rather have a pump shotgun its just as fast as semi auto for alot of people

[royaltyguy420]

what about HITMAN the first game or the second hitman game? i got free links for them also. plus i get points for people downloading them, dont cost crap. trust me! free all the way. and it gets me points, hello>>? xD thanx guys

[TheVenomousDragon]

hahaha, adopted zombie troll...wait thats kinda scary...

[royaltyguy420]

whats wrong with having a kick ass nintendo ds that works great on the pc? sounds bad ass to me, i have tons of games, not only ds, that work on an EMULATOR but all kinds of systems. and not just them kinds either, i have tons of craked games. so people write me if you want a list. thanx

[royaltyguy420]

oops lol the game i put is either the need for speed undercover for DS or its Iron Man for ds, either way, i got touch the dead, write me for link. and try the game i gave link for. everything you need to play in one download, and instructions, lol click this and that simple instructions. have fun

[royaltyguy420]

who wants free games, i have TOUCH THE DEAD FOR THE NINTENDO DS, works great on the pc, i have the game with the game player in one download, write me for more games! sharecash:.org/download:.php?f­ile=405293 type in browser without the : in it at all !!!! have fun

[MrQeeed]

@royaltyguy420 by the way who needs that information ?? we don't need that !!!

[royaltyguy420]

you dont, but who are you to judge others needs?

[lildemon7]

I'd snap back into reallity

[tubian323]

Here's my zombie survival tip: kill, kill, kill! And when you don't think you can stand killing any more zombies, kill some more!

[CanadianBacon192]

ive thought of the walmart thing too. its the best place. haha.

[GuZwi77]

Hi Ray, concerning zombies - don't try to hide at the Winchester! Why? Watch "Shaun of the dead", if you still don't know it!

[luckiestorm]

ahaha'lmao! "I love you mom, but, PINGG!" lol funny. if Zombies were chasing me, i would go to the the gun store&go get my self Bugatti(: