Airline TV Show S1E11 You Must Be Kidding? (3/3)

[dodgerblue60409]

For such a "fun" airline, they sure do have anal rules that make no sense. If there are extra empty seats, why purchase another seat?

[andunvme]

He was in the BAAAA.

[KCTKOC]

Don't go to the bah - go to the dentist. 

[NerdTravelNetwork]

but they make sure they are at the gate on time Mr. umm Rodney Dangerfield?

[kvncttn]

nine, nine, nine

[8778yeh]

'show me a terroist that has had nine cops show them out of the local airport' HAHAHAAAAaaaaa.....they would be locked up not thrown out..lmao

[jeep12357]

Maybe you should have stopped by the dentist,instead of the bar jack-o-lantern.

[troytmkh]

I love how pc they are to fat people haha.

[Gromit801]

Southworst, the Grayhound Bus of the air filled with Walmart shoppers.

[Gromit801]

"Big deal! Big deal!" Yeah, it is a big deal, ya missed your flight you lush.

[AMT4245]

Anyone else notice that suffui's bag was a bed set bag? LOL!

[KCTKOC]

I loathe flying Southwest - but sometimes out of Houston it's the only choice.

[KCTKOC]

I think he has a fear of the dentist.

[Moose6340]

"Welcome to Southwest Airlines, where we get all the freaks and drunks that can't afford Airtran!"

[poolsclosedduetofail]

Holy shit tri-teeth, Rocky Balboa called, says he wants his outfit back.

[btman2]

If not...if not.... if not... I'm too drunk to think about it...

And she was just being a bitch when he was leaving with the "Good luck to you" lol

[MightyTristar500]

its Captain Spaulding

[MightyTristar500]

its Captain Spalding

[skylur44]

They should not have bars in airports. People just get drunk and stupid, case in point.

[casinobowling]

The old guy reminds me of George Carlin minus the HUMOR!

[carpetrug01]

you were in the bar and you missed your flight. because you were at the bar. stupid

[KUWTKfashion]

let's just say people everywhere go to the bar.

[miwrdislaw]

i don't know about anyone else but i counted three, three, THREE police officers escort him out of the terminal. maybe i missed the other six

[ryanaircaughtnapping]

Jeese that old guy is such an asshole! Seriously somebody gotta hit him a smack right in his rotten teeth!

[gordoncampion]

NINE, NINE, NINE, NOT 7, NOT 8, NINE, NINE...SHOW ME A TERRORIST WHO HAS HAD 9 , 9 POLICE ESCORT THEM OUT OF THE LOCAL AIRPORT AND I WILL KISS UR *BLEEP*

[755hp]

The old guy was a character man..........some of kind a damn drunk santa claus or something!

3:28 By nine, Nine, NINE..........not five, not seven, not eight.........NINE security officers and police!!

[KGCJR1]

his mouth is black, eewwww

[pete5668]

ewww those teeth and lack thereof

[jkingsmill]

Fear of flying? Fear of the dentist ismore like it.

[anurek123]

some Americans are really crazy! thank goodness they have officers and nice people like coline!

[xHav0ko]

@anurek123 Not just americans...

[airbuspilot69]

He gona need a cargo plan if that...

[mjakes20]

Southwest airlines: "sir, considering your weight, your gonna need another plane!!"

[rpcheergirl]

oh gosh...what happened to that service agent at the gate did I experience before too! I feel so sorry for the girl. this shouldn't happen. and some ppl like this kind of guy can really be more respectful and not blame it on other ppl when it's their own fault for not being at the gate on time!

[jholttn]

Lucky Man. Technically they can ban him from that one particular airport for life. I think this is what should happen when people get disorderly and can't keep their temper down and their mouth shut.

[09876tl]

the drunk guy is a douchebag

[christopherwarsh]

Note to self. Want dignity? Don't fly Southwest. Want compassion? Don't fly Southwest. Want reliability and some guarantee of being on the plane? Don't fly Southwest.

[bigkellyr]

OldTimeHockey mentioned something about a COS having to use the lav. That brings up a question I have always wondered about. How big are the bathrooms on a plane? Do bigger planes have bigger bathrooms? I am overweight and type 2 diabetic and usually have to urinate about once an hour and it's hard to hold it in. Once I was on a chartered greyhound bus for 5 hours and could not fit in the back bathroom. Lucky for me the bus was able to stop at a couple of rest areas.

[jetfighter2011]

The bathroom's on S80's(Which American fly's for the most part) aren't that big. Bigger planes don't always mean bigger bathrooms because I have flown on all large aircraft(747,767,777's) and almost all of the lavatory's seem to be the same size as S80's.

[bigkellyr]

Guess I'll keep driving. :)

[four4vizslas]

I drove a charter bus in school and I personally think the bathrooms on the typical greyhound buss' are BIGGER than airplanes for STANDING. I think there is more room to SIT in an airline bathroom because they tend to wedge them in differently (toilets face forward in bus like the seats).

Working in medicine I would reccomend you can wear an outdwelling catheter so you void when you want (rolls on like a condom). I think the astranaughts wear them without difficulty.

[anurek123]

@four4vizslas um its astronauts :P

[dragonflame32]

A terrorist wouldn't have been escorted by security guards, he would've been escorted by an army morgue crew.

[HunterORL23]

someone needs to go to the dentist...

[gfinn08]

"i have a little fear of flying" the man said

no sir, you have a fear of being sober

[0ldtimeh0ckey]

Could you imagine that guy that had to pay for an extra seat trying to get into the lav.

[virtualpilot31]

"I was in the bar big deal!"

[tubefube]

i was just on a flight 2 days ago with Delta airlines. this guy was getting all pissed and cussing out flight attendents and the airline, becuase the seat he was booked on was wrong. he got on the flight, it was on time, the flight attendants did all they could do and he still through a fit. he wouldnt stop bad mouthing the airline. i just said( have u ever flown american airlines, at least ur getting to ur destination on time, so keep what u have to say to ur self) he shut up and fell asleep.

[RandiLynn0708]

I work for an airline and if a passenger pays for an extra seat and we have open seats on the flight then we refund his ticket. Its ridiculous they are making him pay if there are 60 seats open... :(

[TheWhiplasher]

You are totally right. It's really really REALLY ridiculous.

[youngfart40]

south west refunds after the flight if there were empty seats but before the flight they have to go by their rules and make him pay if the armrest doesnt go down.

[pete5668]

@youngfart40 They should have an airline seat in the terminal in a private area for the customer of size to try. Southwest only flies 737s so that there's only one type of seat. They could buy a seat from a boneyard someplace and have it there in the terminal for testing purposes.

[macrent2]

@pete5668 Really, instead of making them go through hell.

[theCHRISadventures]

out of the... local... airport... LOL

[Mia1501]

How many? OH 9 9 9 9...lol

[btman2]

terrorists don't get cops, they get the military :)

[tubefube]

that guy is a freak, he looks like hes going to be dead soon to

[NateSean]

Your force of one is very intimidating sir. Maybe now is the time to practice that shutting your mouth thing.

[DoctorKnockersMD]

everyone goes to the BAAA

[senseit2007]

Maybe he likes sheep? baaaaaaaaaaa

[kaika101]

wtf this is fucked up

[CotterTheOtter]

God drunk man was a riot. At least he apologized.

[jkingsmill]

Drunk man with 5 teeth. Lovely.

[senseit2007]

He should be on the next flight to a dental office.

[koochy79]

@jkingsmill Total trailer park trash thats for sure! Why do they all have to fly Southwest???

[99F]

god damn that lady is annoying, at 3:05 where shes like "ok, good luck, ok ok ok, good luck"

BITCH STFU