Jeff Dunham - Akmed the Dead Terrorist

[SuperDarkness18]

Sudan's mustard gas:😄

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[SuperDarkness18]

Sudan's mustard gas:😄

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[Blackcatt66]

Dino's! ;) such words from an Arab/Muslim girl? Wow what a piece of work you must be? Why don't you go revolt the red dot on your forehead and put your Veil? Over that Dirty mouth of yours. As spoken before ..No ones forcing you to stay in USA. You can go anytime and join your fellow religious death dealers...... How much American Blood was spilt ! Just for your Dumbass to express your opinion ?! Try it over there. Hmm

[Blackcatt66]

I think Akmed is hilarious ...And there is nothing hypocrite in Jeff Durhams Shows...They Do Portray the Sad true facts of what's been going on for thousands of yrs. He couldnot even have Created an Akmed without these truths . Turning these truths and the polluted mentality into a few simple skits has harmed no one and brought many laughs. So of your soooo offended then go be a Muslim or a sheik .... Wtf ever in your own country. America was founded .One Nation Under god. "" Jesus Christ"

[iamswagalitious]

Im lisy lohen

[iamswagalitious]

Lisy lohen im

[abdeslem25]

why rambo is not the dead marines kill children with bombs and Nabal in PhosfoR not mix between a resistant and a terrorsite Abraham Lincoln has a beard that ca es made​him a terrorsite then the gents who died in the civil war American under the command of Abraham Lincoln makes them terrorists

[abdeslem25]

having a beard that does not make the person a terrorsite I admit it but if skatche Regolo as in reading between the lines is ca = ackmed Ahmed and an Arabic name Muslim and also why black jock = color joke and when he said allah is not true is that the Muslim who uses the Arabic name of god allah I know you go and say that this smells like the fly but there Akmed the dead terrorist

[Dlnial7rbi]

whay the amercan people think that all the arab or the muslims Precisely are a terrorists the muslims are Peaceful people but you are Stupid people so fuck every one think that the arab or th muslims are a terrorist

[sweet88tears]

Ahmed no achmed u fuckin ass & i didn`t laugh

so lame

[420leelee420]

as long as there are muslims there will never be peace. you are a war like selfish group of hippocrites who murder in the name of your fake prophet

[ShaxAMV]

@videoNOOB321 No, I'm just saying you should be proud of what you are. Don't try and hide and say stuff like "oh that's not me" and stuff, guess what, it IS you. Instead of running from it, embrace it. I am proud of all the martyrs and what they have done for Islam, Allah hu akbar.

[NLnerdland]

240p we meet again

[SuperGamerDemon]

Anyone else thinks he looks like serj tankian?

[superbLuigi13579]

they should make a video where peanut and achmed are in the same video...now THAT would be funny.

[DJCM43]

u spelled achmed wrong you know that right

[EmzyLeary]

Can we all stop fighting over whether Muslims are terrorists or not and just agree that Jeff Dunham is super funny :D

[peacelovediving]

bush? i love bush... oh wait you're talking about the president!

[GuardedLooker]

Oh that's Easy. They open the case and i go, "HELLLOOOOO. I am Lindsay Lohan!!!"

[tulip1328]

@GuardedLooker i know thats my favorite part!!!!! and i like...WHere do you come from? Your frekin suitcase!!!

[SoLikkle]

TERRORIST THAT KILL INNOENT PEOPLE ARE NOT MUSLIM IT IS AGAINT ISLAMIC LAW.THEY CLAIM TO BE MUSLIM..NOT ALL MULIMS ARE TERROIST AND NOT ALL TERRORIST ARE MUSLIM PEOPLE NEED TO STOP JUDGING ISLAM COS OF A BUNCH OF EXTREMEIST...I HATE EXTREMEIST AND I AM A MUSLIM.

[GuardedLooker]

@SoLikkle and the white people who have brain stems know this. i will say this. They are extremist and place a bad cloud over the religion by doing these horrible deeds. But. Jeff Dunham along with others who do these kind of things are just doing their best to raise the levity of the situation... take a look at all comedians and you will see that they lean towards one racial side or another. I am not religious but understand the aspects of the major religions enough to see light instead of dark

[thornmallow1]

You Idiot you don't have an ass! This is so funny. never had I had so much fun with a dead guy and a talking trunk this is so funny!!!!

[thornmallow1]

You Idiot you don't have an ass! This is so funny.

[rodwalinho]

how is this funny sers?

[olgramo]

Muslims are not terrorist the same way that catholics aren't pedophile; some of them are, sadly, been terrorist or pedophile is so bad so is pretty conspicuous and noticeable.  Stop attacking people just for the heck of it. SILENCE! I keel you!!!! hahahahahahaha...

[HawkEye8896]

Wow, some people are just overreacting to this, its funny its jokes. deal with it.

[PeterSalasMata]

you idiot you dont have an ass! lmao!

[matthewf56]

i have a SILENCE "I KeeL YOU t shirt

[spraynprayer]

The funniest part was the name A C FLEN

[antijustinbeaver]

racist

[yanEt3rnalsk8er]

SILENCE "I KILL YOU" ...LoL

[FilipinoIcon504]

acmed's with a "C" dude

[SuperPouria]

This is funny I liked the first part "good evening akmed" "good eveninggg

[wi11th3k0wala]

It was well good if u want a laugh watch this!

[paliokaritis]

knock knock.

whose there?

me i kill you!!

[KamakazieMuffin12]

fucking arabs killed my brother and if i had the chance i would kill ALL OF THEM!!!!!

[Gandalf54231]

1:20 Dramatic Achmed!

[imunknown02]

Stop ruining a comedy clip with your stupid bull shit. Discuss the video and how funny or not it is. Damn you people gotta express your opinions everywhere don't you? Shut the hell up and rant on a video that shows how bad muslims are or something. And no I don't feel that Muslims are bad, and even terrorists themselves are fighting for their god. Good day, now shut the hell up and argue your netspeak jibberish on a different video

[ryan253]

fucking racist cunts, just cause u guys don't fucking care about your religion u make fun of others. its a media that fkn gives Muslims a bad name, suicide bombers are all encouraged by Americans. so fuck u all that think Muslims are bad, ISLAM IS THE MOST COMPLETE RELIGION EVER.

[KamakazieMuffin12]

@ryan253 ima christian douche bag

[minjulhet]

MAKES ME LAUGHED, GOOD JOB.

[MitchAndSammyDriftz]

Boring.. :/

[samin2668]

Muslims are not terrorists we are good people in fact it is a sin to murder stated in the quran the holy book of Islam i just wanted to say that if you were terrorists I dony care what you think im a muslim and im not a terrorists

[KamakazieMuffin12]

@samin2668 ya it says that in the engilsh version but when u read the true arabic version it doesnt say that its a sin, maybe the you arnt a terrorists and some other muslims arnt BUT DAMNIT YOU'RE FUCKING PEOPLE FROM UR FUCKING RELIGION DESTROYED AMERICANS AND OUR SOLDIERS i dont mean to be mean but FUCK YOU ARABS U FUCKING KILLED MY BROTHER!!!

[JUSSFLEXIN]

@KamakazieMuffin12 man.. these soldiers should mind them own bizniss and shouldnt interfere in sum1 elses battle... so back off uk and america...

[KnightGadiel]

@samin2668 not all the people are bad but the whole world always look at the bad face and by that everyone fall categorized into one subject...it happens all the time, if you are not just ignore what individuals say and be happy

[ShaxAMV]

@samin2668 Hey that's offensive man, i'm Muslim and what are you trying to say? Muslims don't make good terrorists? we're like the best terrorists of this century man don't degrade yourself be proud to be Muslim.

[ch4nboy]

Silence I kill you lol

[cchint75757]

Allah Dammit!

[MyRandomPerson101]

An A...a C....a phlegm

[notahater554]

haha

[destroyerofnice]

@strangegirlish are you retarted? It's just a video it's not your life is it? Oh wait yea it is u have non but watching videos on YouTube.

[Jinxy1309]

arrrg...commercials on youtube....you can't escape them!!!

[strangegirlish]

u fucking bitch, u spelt achmed wrong. get ur grammer right b4 u post videos. assh0le.

[oliveraldama]

@strangegirlish Silence! I kill u!

[robzombay72]

@oliveraldama Stop that shit dude, not funny anymore.

[ReptarBar]

@strangegirlish you might want to try spelling grammar correctly before criticizing someone else about their's.

[strangegirlish]

@ReptarBar OMFGGGGGGG!!!!!! really? maybe thats the way ya read it but write it diff.? bitchazz get ur facts right.

[ReptarBar]

@strangegirlish don't be mad cause i called you out on being an idiot. just sayin...

[hoboboy581]

@strangegirlish 1. gammar and spelling are two different things. 2. You are a waste of life and oxygen.

[MrDarksonic]

tjis aint funny

[jordana8899]

"Jesus...The Dead Pig" and I'm jewish

[Printess05]

m.aboset@yahoo.com



[josefflatula]

that is not funny.

[churst211]

@josefflatula You have no sense of humor.

[roxita92]

"You know what that's like, right? Mr. Hurricane" ROFLMAO!!!

[shadowflare2255]

SHAA-TUP ... I KEEL YOU!!

[ALLAHHUAKBAR100]

this is so racist...

[Germaine52]

jeff is a cutey...

[estelle1316]

5:14 !! SO FUCKIN FUNNY ! THAT LAUGH IS SOOOO FUNNY LOL

[diget90]

0:01 to skip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolafgprincess]

i wanna meet him

[ytmartinezyt]

This is the opposite of funny.

[AllFractUp]

two Catholic priests had to fight over a small boy. The winner then had to fight Michael Jackson for the boy. Michael Jackson died a Muslim. Is that skeleton Michael Jackson? Butt pirate and pedophile terrorist of the Muslim world?

[tdog2518]

You fucking spelt his name wrong, its Achmed, dumbass

[dudesw50bmg115]

this is just so frein AWESOME and ssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[themeepster34]

Its a flesh wound.

[tadej121]

yessss im an terrorisssst

[MrColtsfan1997]

so ur muslim no look at my ass it says made in china

[Hammer4Down]

WHO CAN'T LOVE THIS!?! I KILL YOU!

[andrew8833]

Youd have thought someone uploading this crap would get the name right for a start rofl.

Its actually Achmed (thats wrong what you spelt it like pml, ignorant fuck) you fucking dosile peice of shit, I cant believe you waste your time uploading this not funny pile of crap.

[xxbrcakxx]

@andrew8833 andrew u low life piece of shit then dont watch

[andrew8833]

@xxbrcakxx Its not about being a low life, I mean for example how can you assume someone is a low life without knowing anything about them? You stupid ignorant little prick, id knock the fuck out of you, you little fucking useless cunt.

Your a peice of shit I stood in and your a fat fucking useless cunt who eats macdonalds, your opinion means fuck all to anyone on the net.

So shut that ugly face of yours and fucking grow up you pathatic ugly fucking useless little dweeb

[andrew8833]

@xxbrcakxx FUCK OFF IF YOU CANT MAKE AN EDUCATED REPLY!

Go back to your sad pathetic lonely little life, its funny how someone as useless as you can slate people on youtube yet like fuck would you do this to my face.

Lets face it, youd shit yourself, fucking grow up you pathetic little cunt.

[TouchMyMuffin1]

@andrew8833 hahaha its funny how ur saying its sad and pathetic that he insults ppl online, when u r doin just that to him! hahah think before u abuse ppl

[jeanmachine1984]

@andrew8833 Just out of curiosity, what, in your opinion, would be an "educated" reply. So far I don't think anybody has heard anything "educated" come from you. Now I'm sure you're a fucking hard ass where you come from, but don't try calling people out on the internet. It's stupid. Whether or not you can beat a person's ass, don't be a dumb fuck and call them out online. No one is gonna waste thier time making the trip to prove you right or wrong. Do it face to face. It looks better for you.

[scottyplug]

@andrew8833  wanna rant? learn to spell...ignorant ass........

[andrew8833]

@scottyplug I did.. you wouldnt ever grasp comprehension so thats all you say every time, was funny at one point now your just being pathetic.

Jog on son jog on, psst why the fuck cant you muppets think of something new to say?

Arrogant yes, can comprehend, I am a god, lick my ass bitch!

Go back to your big mac little shit!

[kprocker9]

@andrew8833 just rember, fighting over the internet is like the special olympics. even if u win, ur still retarded

[andrew8833]

@kprocker9 Thats extremely rude and stupid towards special needs kids mate and its very old, hope the message I sent you works out fine for me its going to be good!

Sort out that fucktard brain of yours haha!

[andrew8833]

@kprocker9 I mean comprehend this you dosile pillock, since when the hell is denying Jews racist?

Thats a faith, hence why this is so not funny, its inaccurate lol.

[andrew8833]

@andrew8833 Race and faith are two entirely different things, god Americans are stupid as hell.

[theyupers]

I KILL YOU!!!!!! XD

[GuardianSpiritStudio]

It's achmed! not akmed! ach ach ach ach!

[yasmin193]

it rel funny u jus have no sense of humor

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[chardonay05]

lmaooo <3 this never gets old!!

[MegaRockStorm]

Don't know how many times i have seen this video but it never gets old.... love it.

[flowerprincess5894]

this hilarious.

BUT.

I HATE THE MICHAEL JACKSON BITY, cause its NOT funny in the slightest!

[MegaDrago92]

Funny stuff man funny stuff

[emilyb2468]

i love this

[Thecrimsonvincent]

funniest shit ever

[satansunholyvial]

no i didnt mean your're funny. my point fully proven.

[padwork]

It's supposed to be racist, these guys are blowing up our soldiers and your still worried about being politically correct? Get a life

[w3inner]

Jeff Dunham IS AN AWESOME VENTRIQUILIST!!! IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE ACHMED IS TALKIG BY HIMSELF

[Johamham]

what? is he dead?

[Goldenkid115]

u idiot he is not dead ya dum ass

[Ballikemj]

It's ok I took that verizon basterd with me

[Ballikemj]

It's ok I took that verizon basterd with me

[Megasnooker123]

what are u sayin allah dam it u fukin basted

[fernandotorres900]

so racist but hilarious

[khashouka]

it is funny but next time dont be mean

[jenzee1212]

I love when He Says silence I Kill YOu hehehehehehehe LOVE it

[jenzee1212]

Hehehehehe I Love It hehehehehehe so FUNNy

[exotrown]

LOL so funny!

[bigdavel85]

Class

[Gibsonwilshire]

im a terrifying terrorist, r u scared gruffffff

huh rrrr

how about now

[FlakeFang]

-hugs Jeff- I LOVE HIM!!!

[tokyobadboy13]

i still love when he say silence i'll you

[tehphat]

haha this is funny im muslim and i think this is hilarious no one should be offended this doll is an extremist XD

[familyguyboy2]

lol i love this thing it the best

[Zakkerone]

hahaha awesome!!! ;D

[85sunnie85]

lol soooooo funny

[mrjuanisimo09]

I KILL YOU!

FUNNNNNNNY

[paletita08chica]

if u ever feel down just puts this on...u'll laugh!!!

[limplee]

wher can i get the doll and no not the 17 inch talking doll thats bull crap

[CubAme17]

Jeff is the Best!

[Battoubro]

Achhhmed?

[mediumman5677]

Just because you are Muslim Dosenteam you are a terrorist

[mbplayer18]

fukin awesome

[TheDarkcut]

yeh.........this is the real deal....wowowowo...gooooooo...­jeff dunham..=)

[SandiFtwTx]

I really have enjoyed all the characters

[SelenaRox5546]

geez people live a little? CALM DOWN its funny, if you take it personally then go away!

[thorflip1]

dude this never gets old... sweet!

[yasmin193]

@thorflip1 i know eh!

[robzombay72]

@thorflip1 Yeah if you dont have a life,lol

[Baiatmuzicant]

best of the best

[draco785]

o h my god this is hilarious

[jailikestosurf]

this is shit

[EsumiHara13]

WTF? ...

so hes a terroist hard to believe...

-shoves hamsters in the guns of the terroists-

o_o

[OMgITzmEaMaNA]

Allah The Terrorist r u flipping kidding me!!!! what the heck

[KitFisto112]

man his crowd fucken sucked they "ooh'd" at like every good joke

good jokes though

[multimaniacmen]

your not suppose to get it

[Pstar101202]

he means that he only last 4 seconds having sex

[Paulsmellie]

he ment the fuse for the bomb

[dtowndontbl1nk]

Yes, I know that. But when he said you know what thats like right?

The crows kind of "ooh"d. I don't get why.

[MrMakkron]

Good lord, it's implying he's shit in bed! >_>

[deatheatersx2]

it a bad in bed joke

[adamndirtyshame]

i have a great idea for a new character... mahmoud the dead afghani child... he could talk about how he was blown up by yet another US missle strike against a civilian target, and how he misses his family, all while spouting out his trademarked catch phrase "you keeeeelled meeee!!!".. hilarious!

[frbjeffj]

When will people cry for all the aborted (murdered) children ... how about that question ..

[adamndirtyshame]

are you insinuating that jeff dunham's puppets are supposed to be tasteless caricatures of aborted fetuses??? thats terrible! why does america support this guy?

[TheGel321]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO!!!!

[Draevan13]

I kill you!

[byrdbaby96]

your hilarious i would love see u in person!!!!!!

[TheGel321]

This is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[meanpanda88]

SO FUNNY

[FATALER36738]

FUNNY!i like the suitcase part!

[amyfan3000]

2:46-3:23 ROFLMAO XD

[kittenbrittches]

HA! HA! :~D