Is this airhead representative of her generation? Obviously, those good sperm that she was blubbering about didn't make the trip in her case either! We can only hope that she does not pass on her genes to the next generation. Like the youth of today, like have lost, like you know, the ability to like, you know, communicate.
Before I even clicked on it, I had steeled myself against whatever discouraging bullshit typically rewards idiots for running into another idiot trap — but instead of abuse or boredom, I was happily surprised to find another human being, apparently guilelessly expressing her thoughts on an idea that sprang from her own brain. She had a point of view and it was interesting. Thanks.
i know what youre talking about. but come on, if youre gona talk about it just be bold and talk about it...if youre thinking about it means youre not so inocent, so just come out and say it..best sperm from cumming in side the pussy and getting a girl prego...
But the sperm is just the deliverer of genes, that's not you. They say it's you, but it's fake, it's not you. The spark brings soul from Heavens here to hell, into vagina at the moment of one sperm penetrating the egg. Did you ever wonder why other sperms give up once they've detected that the egg was penetrated by the fastest sperm? It's not because they're polite and don't want to interfere, no. It's because they detect that the soul has arrived and that their duty is fulfilled.
i swam and i swam i reached the delivering point and got pushed i was swimming hella fast!! i seen light got a 100m swimming badge and that there was called bullshit its fun to talk but people lyke to hate :(
Thats nonsense. You were just the best at the time. Chances are your father has inadvertently shot loads of brilliant children down the drain (forgive the pun). It's nice to say nice things to people and all that flapdoodle but your not the best. The longer I think about it the more psychotic it sounds, " I'm the best sperm from my father's child sack.", "I'm the Golden Present from God!".
@sickpleaseohno You might have only reached the egg cell because you were the first one to leave the muzzle, being pushed out by others, relying on their help to get you forward. Or you are only there because incidentally, there was an egg cell to reach during your run only.
I like your thinking but there's still some truth behind what she said (didn't listen to all of it). I think. I like your comment.
truth is i was first in line at blast off and i just missed the flood that washed ever body else so i took my time the rest off the way and you know it was like living in china packed up in a ball sack
Hey cutie, would you like to taste my best sperm? I'll let you swim in my best sperm, even bathe and annoint yourself in my best sperm. just say yes, and all will be well.
wow kids today are fucking stupid... this is the devolution of philosophy... Bitch, if you wanna continue to try to use your brain, you got a lotta reading to do.. And you're gonna have to start slow, judging from this video... hmmmmmmmm... Nietzsche's too advanced... Bertrand Russell is gonna be way out of your league... Dostoevsky's out... Start with Plato's Republic... or... maybe there's a "thinking for dummies"
@zakquack Well People like you, adults are Fucking retarded, Assholes, Worrywarts, and Cowards, oh your also Stupid.....Shut The Fuck Up and Mind your Fucking Business! Go watch a documentary about being boring i mean nobody cares what the fuck your saying, Your an Asshole, Shut the Fuck Up! Kids Today Rule! and You Suck!
"Nobody Likes You, Everyone Left You, They`re All Out Without You, Having Fun"
@alpunkbrewster Are you a native english speaker? Because WOW your grammar is bad... You have no idea how to use punctuation... your=possessive. you're=you are. I really appreciate your implications about documentaries... really shows your intelligence. Why do kids today think being ignorant and maleducated is cool? LEARNING IS COOL. Being smart IS COOL. I have a LOT of friends with whom I have very meaningful and important discussions. There's more to life than this..
@zakquack Noone cares about punctuation its not graded its the fucking web dude!. and i`m not american but i`ve used english my entire life... Noone thinks being ignorant is cool or whatever its just that YOU ARE minding OUR business! i didnt say anything about being smart isnt cool ok its just that your one of those "smart people" that use their knowledge against others, let me use the term "SMARTASS" BITCH!
@alpunkbrewster you call it being a smart ass and using mental prowess as leverage over other individuals... I call it, tough love. Its like you're all walking around with boogers on your faces and I'm here to tell you, "you got a little something..." sure it's embarrassing but it's better to know than to keep walking around like that!
@zakquack Someone expressing themselves on Youtube is somehow significant to the state of the children of our times? Get a grip, she's not preaching philosophy, she's just having young, naive (not pessimistic or sarcastic) FUN. If you don't get it....well maybe you should think about that. You weren't always the person you are, try being more permissive towards someone else living their youth. Solid bet someone thought you were stupid when you were young
@Rodgerinho aw that was sweet. :-) thanks for sticking up for the meak! I would like to point out, I would have never have gotten where I am if I either was not exposed to criticism or if I was not receptive to it... I wasn't being a dick for the sheer joy of being a dick.. If I don't call dumb-shit when I see it, people won't work so hard to prove me wrong :-P have fun, moralfag :-D lol
@zakquack You're way overestimating yourself. You're on the internet, nobody could give a fuck about working hard to prove anything to you. And you "calling dumb shit when you see it"? Translation is you're just being a loudmouth, trying to force your OPINION on others. An opinion isn't a fact, so maybe drop this self-appointed know-it-all, "teach the young people" attitude. They've got far better educators than you bugging them all day every day, they don't come to the internet for that
@zakquack And saying that kids these days are all "fucking stupid" isn't? Suggesting that their way of thinking is like having shit on their faces and you're cleaning it up, that's not callous? Or arrogant? I thought you were all for criticism? I'm not even trying to have a go at you, I'm doing what you said you were all about, calling it like I see it. Difference is I'm not trying to be a cynical buzzkill for a bunch of kids that are just trying to have a laugh
you never know, the best sperm could have tore his acl, then all the other best sperm tripped over him while he was lying down. Then the worst sperm was so far behind that he was able to see the large pile of crashed sperm and he maneuvered around it and became a person. And thus joseph smith was born
You're not the best of the best you fool. You're the luckiest of the luckiest. It's first come first serve, their is no desk you check in at before the egg with a checklist to see if you're the best. How many disabled and disfuntional babies do we have? And you think it's ONLY THE BEST that make it? Go back to school, and learn something this time. Use your head.
@soocl0se Hold on, that's not true.The sperm is the best if it makes it into the egg, it's beaten all the other sperm.Faster sperm, wins the race, hence it's better than the rest.The other sperm could be shit of course, you beat a tard in a race, doesn't make you fast.However, other side of it, if a mom drinks, drugs up, or just doesn't have as good a reproductive system (e.g. she's old) that's when a disabled child can be born.So she's right, you still are the best sperm.You might be a bad egg
@Rodgerinho No, you're wrong. You as a sperm didn't get their because you were the fastest. Half the fucking sperm swim in the wrong direction. You don't need to be the smartest, fastest or any other est. It's pure blind luck that ANY sperm makes it, and like I said it's really, really lucky to be you. Their is no start/finish and the gun goes off. And that's not when a disabled child is born. A healthy non smoking/drinking 24yr can have a deformed baby. You're both wrong.
@soocl0se Well you've obviously worked really hard to convince yourself you know best, well done. There is a start, it's called ejaculation, the "gun" DOES go off. And it's commonly held that the luckiest AND fastest sperm will fertilise the egg. If there's 39 million per cum, you know millions will be swimming in the right direction, and if you're 1 of millions...you're the best out of those sperm
@soocl0se If a healthy woman has a deformed baby she or the father has shit genes, they could be inbred or just generally have weak genetics. But I tell you now, the VAST majority of defects and deformities come from older women and those who abuse drink and drugs in pregnancy, if you don't know that you then really don't have a leg to stand on in this argument
@Rodgerinho The two healtiest people in the world could have a deformed baby. Some eggs are just bad, or some speam are just bad. Secondly, that has NOTHING at all to do with my comment. Sperm just swim, that's it. They are not conciously 'racing' to the egg. MOST of them go the wrong fucking way. That is like having a frog race. The most fit and healty frog jumps backwards. The other kids 3 legged frog happens to cross the line. He's the best? HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS A RACE.
@soocl0se Out of 39 million sperm, if "MOST of them go the wrong way" then you understand that's still millions of sperm going in the right direction? It may not be a race, but they are all travelling in the same direction, and the fastest one wins/gets to be born....If you don't see how that's like a race then :/. And while the healthiest person in the world COULD have a deformed baby, statistics will show that there's usually a good reason for deformity in children
@Rodgerinho Man you still don't get it. The fastest/best DOESN'T win. The 'best' sperm could be the one who went the wrong damn way. The 'best' sperm can be killed on the way. The fastest could lose, plain and simple. You are the FIRST sprem to reach the egg NOT the best, period. The slowest, most deformed most fucked up sperm just may be the first damn one their. The last part has no revelance to our topic, who cares the reason for deformed babies.
@soocl0se Okay, let's try and be constructive here, go ahead and define "wrong way". You're talking about 39 million sperm, and we know that millions WILL travel up the fallopian tubes towards the egg. So now we know a start point and we know an ending point, that's a race. The sperm that gets there first? Wins that race, it's faster than the other sperm. If deformed sperm arrives first, it still has to be faster than the others
@Rodgerinho First you need to define 'best'. Best doesn't mean FIRST. You are just plain wrong. The best DOESN'T always win, period. Just because you WIN means NOTHING, you're not the fastest, you're not the smartest, YOU'RE NOT THE BEST. You are the FIRST! That is it. The issue is you think 'first' means the best. W-R-O-N-G. I don't get how you don't understand that. All the info you give is irrelvant. It would be easy to say lets just disagree, but their is a right and wrong here
@soocl0se Sorry but best IS first, you obviously don't get what a race is if you can't understand that. Out of that group of sperm, the fastest arrived there first, and as I said, even if that's a deformed sperm that creates a disabled person, it was still the best out of the group, it arrived first. We're not talking genetics or chances of disability, just that by arriving first, it beat the others. Take the sentence and read it. By arriving first, it beat the others. Disagree?
@Rodgerinho Best is not first! "even if that's a deformed sperm that creates a disabled person, it was still the best out of the group, it arrived first." Are you insane? That is the most rediculous stament of the year. Best means most vital, most viable, most healthy, most intelligent. NOT FIRST. Being first couldn't possibly mean any less. For some reason you can't understand what best means. Best requires it is better than ALL others in E-V-E-R-Y way. Not in ONE way.
@soocl0se You're an idiot. Stop being so close-minded and you'll actually be able to comment on my point. If there's a race. And the sperm that wins the race. Is the fastest. Then that sperm is the best sperm for that race. It beat all the others. No other sperm was faster than it. Now, that sperm may have a defect, but that doesn't make it slower, it's the fastest out of all the sperm. Therefore it was the best. How that sperm DEVELOPS, and what it turns into, is a different story
@soocl0se It has also been shown that strong feelings of "love" induce more powerful orgasms, and this creates more powerful contractions that bring the sperm to the egg. So let's not discount the female in this situation either. But even when the road is favorable, the fastest racer will always win. Zygote-forming sperm are BOTH lucky AND fast
Natural selection doesn't happen anymore, it's very sad :( Ppl too dumb/unfit to live without handouts are still allowed to have children. Luckily this video didn't last long enough for me to waste any prime jizz.... o, autoreply....
Like, I know this girl in this "best sperm" video. Like, how was she the best sperm? Like you know what I mean? Quit making videos that make you look like a jackass.......K?
She's cool she's young, everybody going to be fighting over her, she looks like shes going to be one hotter babe when she grows up, she will know what to do to please her husband, not just lie there like a sack of ship ! what a wast of a good thing (marriage mine) why don't girls mature like fine wine instead they drive good at first then they need work then they wear out and then they bearly run then you have to trad it in, but if a wife stayed cool like this little diamond she would be pric
You're a fucking BIMBO!! You obviously have an obsession with man seed. I suggest you swallow all sperm you receive,so that you have no idiot offspring,such as yourself!!! GULP!!
You're not the best sperm. You're the first sperm. Or more technically, the first spermatozoa. You could have a really fast spermatozoa that gets there first, but is carrying a lot of genetic mutations in it, while a really healthy sperm which is just a bit slower would miss out.
no shit I learned this in Kinder garden... and the fat kid?? there's not fat sperm and when they get launched it just who ever happens to be in front at the time..
LOL i know this fat kid and im pretty sure he ate the other sperm! xD
tbh its not about the BEST sperm, its about which sperm penetrated the egg, its a one in a million chance, like winning a lottery, we are all just lucky bastards.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE HERE??? KIDS SHOULDNT EVEN BE THINKING OF SEX !!!! YOU ARE STILL A KID !! SO WHY WILL YOU NOT WANT TO ENJOY BEING ONE??? WHILE YOU STILL ARE ?? STOP BEING KIN SUCH A HURRY TO GROW UP, BE A KID .OVIOUSLY SOMETHING ISNT GOING RIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE YOUR CHEATING YOURSELF FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD SWEETY. SEEK JESUS AND GET ON THE RIGHT PATH SWEETY, COS GOD DOES LOVE YOU!! AND CARES BOUT YOU AND YOUR FUTURE!!! GOD BLESS!!!
yea i don't think the sperm that implants into the egg first has to necessarily be the "best" sperm of the bunch. and what do you mean by "best" anyways? best swimmer? b/c a good swimming sperm may still hold the genes of an idiot, or child rapist, or serial murderer. there is randomness in the process
she is a deep thinker... She just thought of an idea that is probably a thousand years old. what is she going to do next, invent the wheel.
emmonsjohn 9 hours ago
Deep. Really deep...
Adzdachilla 12 hours ago
Is this airhead representative of her generation? Obviously, those good sperm that she was blubbering about didn't make the trip in her case either! We can only hope that she does not pass on her genes to the next generation. Like the youth of today, like have lost, like you know, the ability to like, you know, communicate.
sselegnaify1 16 hours ago
I often put cinnamon bits on the tip of my penis to create tastier ejaculate. That about what you guys were expecting when you came on this video?
TheSpartanK11 22 hours ago
I mean, like, how stoned were you like, when you like, made this, like.
MBH96 1 day ago
ha...that's quite funny..I never thought about that!! Did you make this up!! Comic genius!
davidgrahamscott 1 day ago
I'd like to dump my sperm on her pretty little face.
dkg173341 1 day ago
ask your parent's what they think about this video.
unclesamsnephew 1 day ago 3
i have tryed my sperm. very tasty
MetallicaFIN 2 days ago
Before I even clicked on it, I had steeled myself against whatever discouraging bullshit typically rewards idiots for running into another idiot trap — but instead of abuse or boredom, I was happily surprised to find another human being, apparently guilelessly expressing her thoughts on an idea that sprang from her own brain. She had a point of view and it was interesting. Thanks.
paparev 2 days ago
i know what youre talking about. but come on, if youre gona talk about it just be bold and talk about it...if youre thinking about it means youre not so inocent, so just come out and say it..best sperm from cumming in side the pussy and getting a girl prego...
there, you see that wasnt so hard ...
brownmachine6969 3 days ago
Only of that load..... I might have been the best sperm of the second load....really the best hit a sock 18 min prior
getpovified 3 days ago
Like ,ya know,like u know what I'm talkin about right? And like you know?
landis444 4 days ago
Regarding "best sperm", apparently your father didn't have it.
JeffersonDinedAlone 4 days ago
Thanks, man! I feel better already, but this guy Richard Dawkins pointed that out, too.
And yes, How the heck are THEY the best sperm-and-egg!
porkupine73 4 days ago
Moron, not everyone IS the best, it is the one that gets to the egg first. That doesnt mean it's the best.
memea1915 5 days ago
CUNT CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
bigdog69247 5 days ago
you are a STUPIED CUNT
bigdog69247 5 days ago
@bigdog69247 lol, you can't even spell stupid haha
8inchirish 4 days ago
Wana try my Sperm ?
matkex7 1 week ago
can i have your number????
1wayleader 1 week ago
Well thanks a lot, u little cutiie!
You just made me waste some of myMY best sperm! =D
Laying there all cute-like in your cute little pink pj bottoms and with your pretty face sooooo close and inviting to the camera! :-)
Way to go! ^o^
NotTwoBrite 1 week ago
Harvey Price couldn't have had much competition then.
RRAvon 1 week ago
But the sperm is just the deliverer of genes, that's not you. They say it's you, but it's fake, it's not you. The spark brings soul from Heavens here to hell, into vagina at the moment of one sperm penetrating the egg. Did you ever wonder why other sperms give up once they've detected that the egg was penetrated by the fastest sperm? It's not because they're polite and don't want to interfere, no. It's because they detect that the soul has arrived and that their duty is fulfilled.
codergames 1 week ago
that funny best sperm I died when she said that the fat kid ate another sperm haha
cockknocker187 1 week ago
you're a good deal I'd be proud of you
guitarttimman 1 week ago
hahahahahaha, I never thought of it in this way, wow too funny!
CMLittleboot 1 week ago
sperm in u
EffayHue 1 week ago
@LootFragg Danke, I appreciate your use of the word muzzle.
sickpleaseohno 1 week ago
i swam and i swam i reached the delivering point and got pushed i was swimming hella fast!! i seen light got a 100m swimming badge and that there was called bullshit its fun to talk but people lyke to hate :(
wedohybrid18 1 week ago
shut up n put a dick in your mouth fuck your sperm story
sillystoner1234 1 week ago
you can have my sperm.....in your mouf
wilders636 1 week ago
No, the sperm which helped make you is probably just one of the very first ones "out."
normbreyfogle 1 week ago
hey i gts a hugeLoOAD OF SPERM 4U !!! RITE N UR MOUTH THEN U KN SWALLOW IT AN ALL!! THEN SHOVE MY LOSD OF SPERM IN YOUR ASS !! NICE !!!
ilkeemthick99 1 week ago
Thats nonsense. You were just the best at the time. Chances are your father has inadvertently shot loads of brilliant children down the drain (forgive the pun). It's nice to say nice things to people and all that flapdoodle but your not the best. The longer I think about it the more psychotic it sounds, " I'm the best sperm from my father's child sack.", "I'm the Golden Present from God!".
You are faulty wiring and flimsy bladder sacks!
sickpleaseohno 1 week ago
@sickpleaseohno You might have only reached the egg cell because you were the first one to leave the muzzle, being pushed out by others, relying on their help to get you forward. Or you are only there because incidentally, there was an egg cell to reach during your run only.
I like your thinking but there's still some truth behind what she said (didn't listen to all of it). I think. I like your comment.
LootFragg 1 week ago
I have the best tasting sperm.Wanna try?
Koonkus 1 week ago 13
truth is i was first in line at blast off and i just missed the flood that washed ever body else so i took my time the rest off the way and you know it was like living in china packed up in a ball sack
blueblood414 1 week ago
i wish my dad woulda pulled out......then i wouldnt be watching this video ...yeeeaahhhh
rodriguez970 1 week ago
Its even more weird that the sperm is from our dads balls when he was getting it on! EEWWWWWWW!!!!!
HueJackCity66 1 week ago
Not spending to much time in my mother's vagina was motivation enough to run as fast as light
FRA65 1 week ago
and your hot just saying
blacksnow1061 1 week ago
no im the best sperm and egg lol
blacksnow1061 1 week ago
I`m Fast... but to answer your question, those people. Cheated. \/,,
alpunkbrewster 1 week ago
i killed my brothers and sisters
semicolonxp 1 week ago
Hey cutie, would you like to taste my best sperm? I'll let you swim in my best sperm, even bathe and annoint yourself in my best sperm. just say yes, and all will be well.
Mirada84 1 week ago
@Mirada84 Shut up and watch porn you pervert..
alpunkbrewster 1 week ago
wow kids today are fucking stupid... this is the devolution of philosophy... Bitch, if you wanna continue to try to use your brain, you got a lotta reading to do.. And you're gonna have to start slow, judging from this video... hmmmmmmmm... Nietzsche's too advanced... Bertrand Russell is gonna be way out of your league... Dostoevsky's out... Start with Plato's Republic... or... maybe there's a "thinking for dummies"
zakquack 1 week ago
@zakquack Well People like you, adults are Fucking retarded, Assholes, Worrywarts, and Cowards, oh your also Stupid.....Shut The Fuck Up and Mind your Fucking Business! Go watch a documentary about being boring i mean nobody cares what the fuck your saying, Your an Asshole, Shut the Fuck Up! Kids Today Rule! and You Suck!
"Nobody Likes You, Everyone Left You, They`re All Out Without You, Having Fun"
alpunkbrewster 1 week ago
@alpunkbrewster Are you a native english speaker? Because WOW your grammar is bad... You have no idea how to use punctuation... your=possessive. you're=you are. I really appreciate your implications about documentaries... really shows your intelligence. Why do kids today think being ignorant and maleducated is cool? LEARNING IS COOL. Being smart IS COOL. I have a LOT of friends with whom I have very meaningful and important discussions. There's more to life than this..
zakquack 1 week ago
@zakquack Noone cares about punctuation its not graded its the fucking web dude!. and i`m not american but i`ve used english my entire life... Noone thinks being ignorant is cool or whatever its just that YOU ARE minding OUR business! i didnt say anything about being smart isnt cool ok its just that your one of those "smart people" that use their knowledge against others, let me use the term "SMARTASS" BITCH!
alpunkbrewster 1 week ago
@alpunkbrewster you call it being a smart ass and using mental prowess as leverage over other individuals... I call it, tough love. Its like you're all walking around with boogers on your faces and I'm here to tell you, "you got a little something..." sure it's embarrassing but it's better to know than to keep walking around like that!
zakquack 1 week ago
@zakquack Someone expressing themselves on Youtube is somehow significant to the state of the children of our times? Get a grip, she's not preaching philosophy, she's just having young, naive (not pessimistic or sarcastic) FUN. If you don't get it....well maybe you should think about that. You weren't always the person you are, try being more permissive towards someone else living their youth. Solid bet someone thought you were stupid when you were young
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho aw that was sweet. :-) thanks for sticking up for the meak! I would like to point out, I would have never have gotten where I am if I either was not exposed to criticism or if I was not receptive to it... I wasn't being a dick for the sheer joy of being a dick.. If I don't call dumb-shit when I see it, people won't work so hard to prove me wrong :-P have fun, moralfag :-D lol
zakquack 1 week ago
@zakquack You're way overestimating yourself. You're on the internet, nobody could give a fuck about working hard to prove anything to you. And you "calling dumb shit when you see it"? Translation is you're just being a loudmouth, trying to force your OPINION on others. An opinion isn't a fact, so maybe drop this self-appointed know-it-all, "teach the young people" attitude. They've got far better educators than you bugging them all day every day, they don't come to the internet for that
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho now you're just being callous
zakquack 1 week ago
@zakquack And saying that kids these days are all "fucking stupid" isn't? Suggesting that their way of thinking is like having shit on their faces and you're cleaning it up, that's not callous? Or arrogant? I thought you were all for criticism? I'm not even trying to have a go at you, I'm doing what you said you were all about, calling it like I see it. Difference is I'm not trying to be a cynical buzzkill for a bunch of kids that are just trying to have a laugh
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho rawrarara now you're just being combative. good fight, troll.
zakquack 1 week ago
@zakquack Mmm-hmm. Yeah go ahead and back down, you know you were in the wrong for your comments
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho that's not it... i just know you're willing to go further into the wrong than me :-P
zakquack 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho Stop talking to me....
soocl0se 6 days ago
@soocl0se Okay, sure thing buddy
Rodgerinho 6 days ago
you never know, the best sperm could have tore his acl, then all the other best sperm tripped over him while he was lying down. Then the worst sperm was so far behind that he was able to see the large pile of crashed sperm and he maneuvered around it and became a person. And thus joseph smith was born
millerliteisgud 1 week ago
pauvre conne !
lastronom 1 week ago
news flash, the first sperm to the egg doesnt get in. we are all the luckiest sperm. why dont you just swallow sperm from here on out.
datzfast 2 weeks ago
stupid blonde bitch, but also kind of cute... Lol
ubicanasuvo 2 weeks ago
Suck my dick beach
2bizon 2 weeks ago
un mot : NUL
geo1991able 2 weeks ago
weirdest boner alert.
PeterPanPwned 2 weeks ago
this is cute :)
Sol1dH3x 2 weeks ago
It's the most different from the girl that is chosen, not the fastest ! jeez !
leratluci 2 weeks ago
should have been a blow job
ewspankify 2 weeks ago
You're not the best of the best you fool. You're the luckiest of the luckiest. It's first come first serve, their is no desk you check in at before the egg with a checklist to see if you're the best. How many disabled and disfuntional babies do we have? And you think it's ONLY THE BEST that make it? Go back to school, and learn something this time. Use your head.
soocl0se 2 weeks ago 4
@soocl0se QUOTE!!!!!and its rather weird to hear too LOL
jenacbxx 2 weeks ago
@soocl0se Hold on, that's not true.The sperm is the best if it makes it into the egg, it's beaten all the other sperm.Faster sperm, wins the race, hence it's better than the rest.The other sperm could be shit of course, you beat a tard in a race, doesn't make you fast.However, other side of it, if a mom drinks, drugs up, or just doesn't have as good a reproductive system (e.g. she's old) that's when a disabled child can be born.So she's right, you still are the best sperm.You might be a bad egg
Rodgerinho 2 weeks ago 8
@Rodgerinho No, you're wrong. You as a sperm didn't get their because you were the fastest. Half the fucking sperm swim in the wrong direction. You don't need to be the smartest, fastest or any other est. It's pure blind luck that ANY sperm makes it, and like I said it's really, really lucky to be you. Their is no start/finish and the gun goes off. And that's not when a disabled child is born. A healthy non smoking/drinking 24yr can have a deformed baby. You're both wrong.
soocl0se 1 week ago
@soocl0se Well you've obviously worked really hard to convince yourself you know best, well done. There is a start, it's called ejaculation, the "gun" DOES go off. And it's commonly held that the luckiest AND fastest sperm will fertilise the egg. If there's 39 million per cum, you know millions will be swimming in the right direction, and if you're 1 of millions...you're the best out of those sperm
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@soocl0se If a healthy woman has a deformed baby she or the father has shit genes, they could be inbred or just generally have weak genetics. But I tell you now, the VAST majority of defects and deformities come from older women and those who abuse drink and drugs in pregnancy, if you don't know that you then really don't have a leg to stand on in this argument
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho The two healtiest people in the world could have a deformed baby. Some eggs are just bad, or some speam are just bad. Secondly, that has NOTHING at all to do with my comment. Sperm just swim, that's it. They are not conciously 'racing' to the egg. MOST of them go the wrong fucking way. That is like having a frog race. The most fit and healty frog jumps backwards. The other kids 3 legged frog happens to cross the line. He's the best? HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS A RACE.
soocl0se 1 week ago
@soocl0se Out of 39 million sperm, if "MOST of them go the wrong way" then you understand that's still millions of sperm going in the right direction? It may not be a race, but they are all travelling in the same direction, and the fastest one wins/gets to be born....If you don't see how that's like a race then :/. And while the healthiest person in the world COULD have a deformed baby, statistics will show that there's usually a good reason for deformity in children
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho Man you still don't get it. The fastest/best DOESN'T win. The 'best' sperm could be the one who went the wrong damn way. The 'best' sperm can be killed on the way. The fastest could lose, plain and simple. You are the FIRST sprem to reach the egg NOT the best, period. The slowest, most deformed most fucked up sperm just may be the first damn one their. The last part has no revelance to our topic, who cares the reason for deformed babies.
soocl0se 1 week ago
@soocl0se Okay, let's try and be constructive here, go ahead and define "wrong way". You're talking about 39 million sperm, and we know that millions WILL travel up the fallopian tubes towards the egg. So now we know a start point and we know an ending point, that's a race. The sperm that gets there first? Wins that race, it's faster than the other sperm. If deformed sperm arrives first, it still has to be faster than the others
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho First you need to define 'best'. Best doesn't mean FIRST. You are just plain wrong. The best DOESN'T always win, period. Just because you WIN means NOTHING, you're not the fastest, you're not the smartest, YOU'RE NOT THE BEST. You are the FIRST! That is it. The issue is you think 'first' means the best. W-R-O-N-G. I don't get how you don't understand that. All the info you give is irrelvant. It would be easy to say lets just disagree, but their is a right and wrong here
soocl0se 1 week ago
@soocl0se Sorry but best IS first, you obviously don't get what a race is if you can't understand that. Out of that group of sperm, the fastest arrived there first, and as I said, even if that's a deformed sperm that creates a disabled person, it was still the best out of the group, it arrived first. We're not talking genetics or chances of disability, just that by arriving first, it beat the others. Take the sentence and read it. By arriving first, it beat the others. Disagree?
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
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@Rodgerinho Best is not first! "even if that's a deformed sperm that creates a disabled person, it was still the best out of the group, it arrived first." Are you insane? That is the most rediculous stament of the year. Best means most vital, most viable, most healthy, most intelligent. NOT FIRST. Being first couldn't possibly mean any less. For some reason you can't understand what best means. Best requires it is better than ALL others in E-V-E-R-Y way. Not in ONE way.
soocl0se 1 week ago
@soocl0se You're an idiot. Stop being so close-minded and you'll actually be able to comment on my point. If there's a race. And the sperm that wins the race. Is the fastest. Then that sperm is the best sperm for that race. It beat all the others. No other sperm was faster than it. Now, that sperm may have a defect, but that doesn't make it slower, it's the fastest out of all the sperm. Therefore it was the best. How that sperm DEVELOPS, and what it turns into, is a different story
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@soocl0se It has also been shown that strong feelings of "love" induce more powerful orgasms, and this creates more powerful contractions that bring the sperm to the egg. So let's not discount the female in this situation either. But even when the road is favorable, the fastest racer will always win. Zygote-forming sperm are BOTH lucky AND fast
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
I'd put u on ur knees and let u get a taste of my sperm.
IndestructibleLife 2 weeks ago
Natural selection doesn't happen anymore, it's very sad :( Ppl too dumb/unfit to live without handouts are still allowed to have children. Luckily this video didn't last long enough for me to waste any prime jizz.... o, autoreply....
ginger8383 2 weeks ago
um sperm? whats that? is it good?
iamangelsarah 2 weeks ago
@iamangelsarah Lol. Full of protein and great for your skin (that's the lie we'll always tell ya hehe)
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
@Rodgerinho Well if that's the lie then whats the truth.
iamangelsarah 1 week ago
@iamangelsarah Haha, can't answer that if you're too young
Rodgerinho 1 week ago
be the best sperm of a bunch of shity sperm , yeah best crap sperm you are .
EvilFluffy59 2 weeks ago
female cum is just as important as male.
gaisensie 3 weeks ago
Very funny.
1madDogz 3 weeks ago
you know we are sperm and eggs
joeyrolph 3 weeks ago
Why must we be dicks, she is just trying to be a motivator lol.
theillusionist6677 3 weeks ago
seems to me, that the best sperm from your farther wasn't all that great !
hhamaildk 3 weeks ago
Honey
Do you sit around thinking about sperm ? Does it kinda turn you on ?
Lear23Driver 3 weeks ago
25 million sperm and I was the fastest swimmer! LOL
joshanator1 3 weeks ago 11
LAME - go get a job - ooh ur 2 stupid 4 that - your dad was steril
MrTrippleLman 3 weeks ago
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raywingfield 4 weeks ago
i think someone came in her ass and them little buggers are eating her brain
1212storm 4 weeks ago
With some people, it wasn't the strongest or fastest or smartest sperm but, it was the lucky sperm that just happened to find the opening in the egg.
Or the egg felt sorry for the loser sperm and let him in.
InfiniteMushroom 4 weeks ago
@InfiniteMushroom yeah it always feels sorry.
gaisensie 3 weeks ago
i'm the best sperm of the bestest sperm kingdom
Xerxes860 4 weeks ago
americans are idiots!!!!!!!!!!!
baantjer1995 4 weeks ago
The reason Michael Jackson couldn't conceive was because his sperm were moonwalking, and they were all swimming backwards.
mrsolofeo 4 weeks ago
YOUR ONLY THE BEST OF THE BATCH SPERM CUMS AND GOES
thejooch 4 weeks ago
weren't you the centerfold in the last edition of "crack whore monthly"?
TheCyberstace 4 weeks ago
you could of been created in a lab so your not the best you could just of been lucky..
mrkanepker 4 weeks ago
There is a job waiting for you in bukkake porn. I can't wait to see it!
webcamwonderz 4 weeks ago
Like, I know this girl in this "best sperm" video. Like, how was she the best sperm? Like you know what I mean? Quit making videos that make you look like a jackass.......K?
rwurbanwildlife 1 month ago
She's cool she's young, everybody going to be fighting over her, she looks like shes going to be one hotter babe when she grows up, she will know what to do to please her husband, not just lie there like a sack of ship ! what a wast of a good thing (marriage mine) why don't girls mature like fine wine instead they drive good at first then they need work then they wear out and then they bearly run then you have to trad it in, but if a wife stayed cool like this little diamond she would be pric
SuperPreyMantis 1 month ago
i love your voice!!!
a french guy
primphenix 1 month ago
You're a fucking BIMBO!! You obviously have an obsession with man seed. I suggest you swallow all sperm you receive,so that you have no idiot offspring,such as yourself!!! GULP!!
kickstart719 2 months ago
How were YOU the best sperm?
jgrindey77 2 months ago
wooooow this stupid shit blows my mind 2.
I like this girl
Nospoon53189 2 months ago
@overthehillsfaraway9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES i wish she did too lol!
McScreamo 2 months ago
hahaha
DRG1393 2 months ago
dam! that makes sense, girl! Im the best sperm! :)
Mrcomentz 2 months ago
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PunkInDrublic3 2 months ago
JUMP DOWN A FUCKING BRIDGE. FROM ALL OF US IN NORTH AMERICA :) RETARDED hoe.
bobyjane1234 2 months ago
Have you ever touched sperm? With what part of your body?
alwaysopen 2 months ago
I know this one girl, too. For some reason she made a video on sperm...How was SHE the best sperm?
demonsoul63 2 months ago
@demonsoul63 because you gave her some of yours right?
sexyspacemonkey 2 months ago
Yeah... So hard to believe....that we came from sperm....fucking floozy.
demonsoul63 2 months ago
You're not the best sperm. You're the first sperm. Or more technically, the first spermatozoa. You could have a really fast spermatozoa that gets there first, but is carrying a lot of genetic mutations in it, while a really healthy sperm which is just a bit slower would miss out.
SpellYaBoy 2 months ago
lol best video ever soo hilarious im the best sperm funny shit about the fat annoying fat kid lol :)
pimpblue3 2 months ago
no shit I learned this in Kinder garden... and the fat kid?? there's not fat sperm and when they get launched it just who ever happens to be in front at the time..
ghostface477 2 months ago
drink my sperm or whatever
ando759 2 months ago
HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING TO THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE
nbng7 2 months ago
I used to be the best sperm...then i watched this video >.>
nbng7 2 months ago
I have my ways
130NickeyMouse14 3 months ago
let me see how long you can stick out your tongue
dmeatman504 3 months ago
I could give you the best sperm
Ihaveadoors 3 months ago
you are a fuck up... you should go play in traffic blind folded
chilesbaaseball 3 months ago
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TheRunescapeWARZ 3 months ago
she is blond
VIDEOKINET 3 months ago
@VIDEOKINET she is a high blond
peinerchestical 3 months ago
lucky best or just fastest sperm? O.o
DaLukaXD 3 months ago
LOL i know this fat kid and im pretty sure he ate the other sperm! xD
tbh its not about the BEST sperm, its about which sperm penetrated the egg, its a one in a million chance, like winning a lottery, we are all just lucky bastards.
MadnessMeasured 3 months ago
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE HERE??? KIDS SHOULDNT EVEN BE THINKING OF SEX !!!! YOU ARE STILL A KID !! SO WHY WILL YOU NOT WANT TO ENJOY BEING ONE??? WHILE YOU STILL ARE ?? STOP BEING KIN SUCH A HURRY TO GROW UP, BE A KID .OVIOUSLY SOMETHING ISNT GOING RIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE YOUR CHEATING YOURSELF FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD SWEETY. SEEK JESUS AND GET ON THE RIGHT PATH SWEETY, COS GOD DOES LOVE YOU!! AND CARES BOUT YOU AND YOUR FUTURE!!! GOD BLESS!!!
GHOSTCHASER01 3 months ago
Should have been a load blasted on your mom's face instead
MrMrwanderlei 3 months ago
To know the best sperm, you first have to let me put my d*@k in your mouth......
xXSandBlizzardXx 3 months ago
@xXSandBlizzardXx she needs eggnog first
snatchscratchfever 3 months ago
holy shit ur lik the hottest chick in the world i wanna marry u now
werethepunx 3 months ago
If u are the best shame on the rest
samurae 3 months ago
love the rage your getting, keep on pissing people off =p
sofeoriand 3 months ago
WOW she is so annoying!
22magicman40 3 months ago
it depends from where the best sperm is getting out from kid...
markorsbr 3 months ago
i farted so loud. i made my dog jump. :D
markorsbr 3 months ago
god damn! u hot gal!!! defo some best sperm!
SuperDevilChris 3 months ago
this video was very educational......i learned something to day....
salvie1001 3 months ago
Am in weird part of youtube again..
FrostyDevilx 3 months ago
If i'm the best sperm, whats your excuse?
allpainppd 3 months ago
no i got the best sperm best i give u my
johnpalaiawars 3 months ago
You don't talk like a kind person.
dj2ndhand 3 months ago
okay. face down ass up. ill show you best sperm
T810G 3 months ago
yea i don't think the sperm that implants into the egg first has to necessarily be the "best" sperm of the bunch. and what do you mean by "best" anyways? best swimmer? b/c a good swimming sperm may still hold the genes of an idiot, or child rapist, or serial murderer. there is randomness in the process
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paularenas26 3 months ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.
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StevexOwnz 4 months ago
Your father must be so proud of you.
nblonigan44 4 months ago 42
@nblonigan44 your father must be a fucking idiot.
nyssaisoncrack 3 months ago 4
@nyssaisoncrack Your father fucked an idiot.
TheHevquip 3 months ago
@TheHevquip her mother must be a blond I guess that where she gets her ignorants from
snatchscratchfever 3 months ago
@snatchscratchfever You obviously weren't the best sperm, seeing as you can't even spell ignorance.
Antwone1517 3 months ago
@nyssaisoncrack ahahahahaha you are funny
MrDon275 4 weeks ago