The Room - Roof Scene : "Oh Hi Mark"

[mikeymcginley]

Zat waz so much talent for one cinema. OMG it vas vonderful!

[bloocuttlefish]

*quote line from video*

*get top rated comment*

[edgehead62888]

This is some of the worst acting I've ever seen.

[TitoOfficial]

This movie can't be for real lmao.

[Reed160]

" No football for you Mark, you haz secret!!!"

[pidgin]

"People are very strange these days"

[psylentknight]

"What's bothering you, Mark?"

Besides the fact that this is going on your resume?

[GDNEntertainment]

1:43 LMFAO DIDNT HE JUST SPEND THE LAST MINUTE EXPLAINING WHAT WAS WRONG

[MLGBrownCat]

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys... One of them found out about it and beat her so bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero street. Hahaha, What a story mark.

[randomusername6]

I DID NAAAHT

[gelchert]

Bad acting, bad writing, bad dubbing, bad CGI...NIRVANA!!!

[ps3tagup789]

I dint put them in my bag i did not. If you get that line i will eat my goldfish

[inshinzo]

@ps3tagup789 wasnt that a line from a fanart of bonbon and lyra? If so, please leave your goldfish alone.

[chuzzwozzer]

I like his response when Mark tells him about a girl whose boyfriend put her in hospital ; "AHAHAHAHA!!"

[nasnek]

i cant believe i never heard of this movie before, i will never forget myself. now gonna dl and watch it i need some good shit to laugh to crap out. wootz.

[TheDragonbuster100]

It seems to me like you're the EXPERT, Mork!

[nasnek]

@TheDragonbuster100 ex-purt lol

[sasukedetonator]

Anyone noticed Mark already had an extra chair for Johnny to sit on it?

[mrfalafl]

I DON HAFF TOWERY ABOUT THAHT BECUS LISA IS LOYUL TO ME

[prototype3651]

1:37 with transcribed audio

"it seems to me like you know explode, mark"

conclusion: mark is an electrode sent to ruin everyone's lives

[Kronoz2125]

'' What's bovering you Mark ? ''

[baahhhFATALITY11]

My mom and I quote this scene all the time......

[voter96]

What a fantastic actor! So fluid, so full of emotion! Listen to him, I totally believe every word he says!

[nelliver2]

Nice video, but you still killed Dumbledore.

[Lgg130]

is it some secret tell me come on is it some secret tell me come on >> ball snatching technique successful

[gizmo20091000]

omg lol

[lelenina2]

Lol there's someone in my school named Lisa and I said to her, "I did not hit you, it's not true, it's bullshit I did not hit you!" She was like, wtf are you talking about? If only she had seen this movie. :(

[FSU307]

@lelenina2 you should have said "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!"

[douglasjmccoy]

What's bobbering you, Mark?

[Zanatof]

I did Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht... !

[TheAndrewj96]

IT SEEMS TU MEE LIE KYOR DA EHCKSPURT, MORK!

[Metaltherebel92]

Just the way he talks makes me burst out in laughter. Gotta see this movie when I`m drunk sometime! I think that`s the only way I can get through the whole thing anyways...

[XxKiller2311xX]

Kootra brown

[jigglehomes]

1:09 Mark is like why the fuck did i say that

[TheLoyalRonin]

I am glad to see that Robert De Niro as Frankenstein's monster is still getting roles.

[Trashcansam123]

The acting is terrible, and why are they on a roof? Otherwise this movie is brilliant

[TheSixtysicks]

@Trashcansam123 its a shittyshitshit film, the only thing worse is birdemic.

[TheAndrewj96]

@TheSixtysicks Oh, God... Not Birdemic...

I was literally so bored that I stopped watching at around half an hour. It's incredibly monotonous, and absolutely NOTHING happens. I really don't plan on finishing it, because I would likely get an aneurysm from all the boredom I would experience.

[TheSixtysicks]

@TheAndrewj96 youre missing out. the action literally starts out of nowhere near the 45 minute mark. they literally just cut scenes to the action without any build or introduction. and it. was. amazing. never laughed so hard before

[TheAndrewj96]

@TheSixtysicks Oh. Well, in that case, I might try (the keyword being "try") to finish it sometime.

[TheSixtysicks]

@TheAndrewj96 its an experience of a lifetime

[yesman2079]

@TheSixtysicks But even after the 45 minute mark there is still a whole bunch of scenes of them just walking or driving. I swear if they cut all those scenes out the film would be about half an hour. I found Birdemic to be very boring, would rather watch The Room or Troll 2

[chuzzwozzer]

@Trashcansam123 The roof seems to be an area where they congregate whenever something controversial happens!

[haloprime360]

@UnOwenWasHere

haters gonna hate!!

[UnOwenWasHere]

@haloprime360 So I hearz U lieks Kickassia? So Is Kickassia your favorite movie?

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

If anyone's wondering what this film is about:

A group of silly people with no emotional connection to their own lives (or, indeed, anything), share their problems with a sociopath they (inexplicably) think is Jesus. Jesus gets fed up with this and dies. The silly people realise they had no problems and mourn Jesus, except they don't because they have no emotional connection to anything.

Also, there's a doggy. In a shop. He controls time so people can't exchange pleasantries at a slow pace

[lovinmyboys111]

why are his eyes always closed?! lmao.

[1991TheUser]

I approve this video.

[haloprime360]

@ImmaTommyWiseau,gaylogrime108­0, and UnOwenWasHere

You all FAIL!!!!!!!!

[UnOwenWasHere]

@haloprime360 Kickassia sucks gay penises!

[tricksterhuaun]

0:44

I don't give a fuck if this are just a CC error

I want a Hospital called guerrero st fuck RIGHT NOW!!!!

[haloprime360]

@UnOwenWasHere

Kickassia rules tommy wiseua.....FAIL!!!!!!!

[gaylogrime1080]

@haloprime360 KICKASSIA AND DOUG WALKER BOTH SUCK SHIT TOMMY WISEAU AND THE ROOM ARE AT LEAST FUNNY!

[ImmaTommyWiseau]

@haloprime360 What a story Gaylo

[Rawrasaurist]

He broke the rules

[lostaccident]

slightly cheesier than Entourage

[shadesters]

Where are Betty's remains?!

Probably in the sewer drain in the alley...

[GoldenYoshi1]

He was definitely in drugs when he said "I did nooooot". ;)

[Damecos]

LOL What a story mark

[CheezeFox]

For some reason in the captions, Tommy's dialogue comes in clearer than Mark's...

[6001reaper]

lmfao it dont get any better than this

[RickyTol]

1. Start video

2. Click on the CC-button

3. Click on Transcribe Audio

4. Visit the hospital guerrero st fuck

5. ???

6. PROFIT

[spaske26]

I did naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaht

[stefano626]

"im so happy i have you as my best friend! and i love lisa so much"

[mirovonbonn]

Tommy Wiseau makes porn actors look like Oscar contenders.

[kodatastical]

LOL this is so awkward it hurts.

[kodatastical]

so anyways how's your sex life

[callitclean]

This is like a really bad porn movie

[RitaPortugirl]

Mark is hot :)

[EmperorZander]

Johnny: What a story, mark.

Mark: Yeah you can say that again.

NC: Oh can I? thank you!

[TheCityslikernp]

OAH HAI MARK

[GratefulVince]

Please make more movies Tommy

[AtheismCentral]

I don't understand... This movie, it could't have been created seriously.

[spudnick3490]

@AtheismCentral

The sad part is. It was.

ROFL

[SerratedXx]

@AtheismCentral It actually turned out to be an emotionally enthralling epic and cult classic on the internet. Very good movie despite the acting, would recommend.

[snakeXL7]

Whenever I need a good laugh I can always count on this scene to get the job done.

[impactplayer09]

naaaaaaaaht

[misterq0604]

This movie changed my life.

[wyzszedobro]

best scene for ever :)

[diffnature]

Is this for real? The voice track is the original, not a spoof?

[LolVermillion]

@diffnature You should watch the whole thing, some people say it's so bad that it's genius as a joke because no one can make a movie so bad, it's considered the Citizen Kane of bad movies.

[kinzeUK]

@LolVermillion I completely concur here. It really is.

[xaxie1]

Thumbs up if Nostalgia Critic brought you here!

[haloprime360]

ULTIMATE FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UnOwenWasHere]

@haloprime360 Kickassia sucks :3

[gaylogrime1080]

@UnOwenWasHere I AGREE!!!

[UnOwenWasHere]

@gaylogrime1080 lol nice

[gaylogrime1080]

@haloprime360 MORE LIKE ULTIMATE WIN BECAUSE ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS KICKASSIA IS AN ULTIMATE FAIL BUT SUBURBAN KNIGHTS FAILS EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladistar]

The room is the greatest movie ever... For all the wrong reasons

[CapcomVsButtHead]

I hate Skyrim jokes, but I couldn't resist this one:

"I used to be a good actor, but then i took a water bottle to the knee"

[Kanciapaa]

I love this. I cannot express how amazing this scene is xD "I did naaaaht. Oh hi mark"

No matter how many times I watch this I almost end up pissing myself laughing. It's like this movie was made on the go with the most random moments stuck together, or like one of those stories that kids write in elementary school where their story starts with simply going to school and progresses carelessly with 50 different deaths and accidents, only to end it with "It was just a dream".

I LOVE this scene xD

[MLGBrownCat]

'Im so happy I have you as my best friend, andilovelisasomuch'

[kiliksama]

1:41 what's buvvering you mark?

[makgirling]

"Sometimes they're just flat out stupid..."

Ah ha ha ha! What an ironic comment, Mark.

[WarGoatForestWolf666]

wut a storie mark

[Acquiescence]

"It seems to me like you're the EGGSBURT Mark!"

[mrapplemurderer]

o hai mark

[ExistenceProduction]

I thought Orson Welles was the only person to drink on the job...

[BlackenedOut]

Imagine if Arnold Schwarzenegger did the acting xD

[shantar123]

0:46 that's not funny you sick fuck.

[jackolas2007]

@shantar123 I know, the poor guy being cheated on :(

[CaptainSteevX]

@shantar123 Yeah, you can say that again.

[CainMeadows]

@shantar123 You're right. It's not funny. It's HILARIOUS

[BassHeadsProduction]

@shantar123 it's actually fucking hysterical.

[jeremytones]

is that Gotham City behind them

[MRresievil310]

The Football won best supporting actor.

[DirtySlapadack]

@MRresievil310 A close second to Tommy's water bottle.

[EmperorZander]

@MRresievil310 The chairs get one too, and the water bottle gets the award for best actor as well.

[Frusciantefan77]

1:43 "What's buvvering you, Mark?"

[Frusciantefan77]

0:43 thats an awful thing to laugh at, Tommy.

[Ceaaa22]

Well, that's what you get for all that LSD shit back in the '60s, kids.

[Janitor95]

That water bottle felt his rage!

[dmstr25]

there's nothing quite so funny to tommy wiseau as a woman getting beat up by her cuckolded boyfriend

[Kaiju17]

HAHAHA, that's not funny ya sick freak.

[tennis3232]

Transcribed Audio: "It seems to me like you know explode marked" @ 1:37

[14EMCSVideos]

@tennis3232 0:33 i don't have to worry about that because these are slow to me.

[inflexene]

These namby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to our namby-pamby story marks!

[cole3454657]

what if tommy wiseau did the voice for navi in ocarina of time? that would be fucked up.

[14EMCSVideos]

1) Press cc

2) Transcribe audio

30 Enjoy

[tennis3232]

@14EMCSVideos I'm in tears!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloudig]

I did naaaawwwwwwht oh hai mark this never gets old

[badwolf66]

So you got

Elizabeth

Lisa

Betty

Notice that they're basicalluy the same name just cut down... pure genius.

[Riciardos18]

wull. wuttuvvur.

[sleeplikeaslut]

NOT even kidding, Mark is really HOT!

[custardaghost]

@sleeplikeaslut

Sestosterone!

[TheBlokeWhoIAm]

like you're DIII EXPECRT MARKKK

[Jaden964]

"I did nat hit her it's not true it's bulls*** I did nat hit her I did naat."

[YuberSepiroth]

are you high bro? oh hi mark

[CapitanOHYEAH]

Needs moar doggy

[TaRAAASHBAGS]

"What's bubbering you, Mark?"

[darcon81]

This is like a porn movie without the porn.

[themanunitedrox]

the room is the big rigs of movie LOL.

[serfox1]

Press 4



[ThatwasStrange]

and I love Lisa so mush...



[MasterDirector100]

Mark: This girl I knew got beaten up so bad she almost died.

Johnny: HAHAHA

[petsnrocks]

Please, everyone check my *fake* trailer for Tommy's documentary!! I'd really want to see this happen and maybe my video will inspire someone to make the documentary of our dreams!!! :D

[spmSLL]

nigger

hu n

[silvermist0987654321]

"...definitely not an expert, Johnny"

Transcribe: "...desert storm jutting"

[786sr22]

i deed naaaaat

[GoonOnFire]

Funniest thing I have ever seen (Or Scene) won't cut it. I love how there is like no transition, he just barges through the door talking.

[Canadaman000]

all of a sudden i remembered this movie

[TetragrammatonDK]

ohimark.jpeg

[mryesyes789]

i'm so happy to have you as my best friend and i love lisa so much!

[EmperorZander]

Am I the only one who liked this film?

[Shrubbs]

@EmperorZander Not as a joke, yes

[EmperorZander]

@Shrubbs ....wow.

[chapter199X]

@EmperorZander Do you really want anyone to answer that question

[EmperorZander]

@chapter199X Uh... no. Not really.

[trje246]

3.2/10 IMDB - L M A O

[sauld1998]

i did naaaat. 

[randomovieguy]

i hope that in 1000 years archaeologists will discover a copy of the room and use it as an example of 20/21st centure life :P

[sic0man]

What the hell is with the emphasis on "Expert!" 1:35

[randomovieguy]

@sic0man it seems to me that you lay eggs bird mark!

[HoundShock]

''One found out and beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital of Guerrero Street''

''Hahaha, what a story''

Yeah, beat up girls is a very funny thing. Maybe she wasn't at the kitchen.*sarcasm*

[AnarkicLexx]

A true crime this wasn't nominated for best film in the Oscars...and solid proof that it's rigged by narrow-minded fossils whose views on modern films are so out of touch they can't recognize a masterpiece on film. The type of emotion this film evokes, from Tommy W's "Hi, Mark" to the end of this clip is so breath-taking, so harrowing, that seeing this film is like going to your first theme park all over again. Amazing film. -_-

[WrinklySpider]

@AnarkicLexx What a story mark

[elitestar]

I am in fucking tears and my stomach hurts so bad LMAO

[carlosfelipe5150]

damn, this scene made me cry!

[Laitharex]

I'm so hoppy to have you as my best friend. And I love Leeza as well.

[semp223]

This could be the best movie scene ever made!!

[TheGrimstalker]

does he have a speech impediment?

[RaynMatrix]

Water Strawry Mark!

[BROFlacco5]

the single greatest scene in cinema history........

[speyeker]

That is one smoggy city/

[aachelabelaaron]

dude with the hair sounds like the scandinavians in Dethklok...

[streetballdude16]

"What a story, Mark!"

[R3troguy]

The heavenly acting is hard to comprehend for us puny humans.

[BadCoverMan]

It seems to me like you're a EXPERT Mark!

[djmuaddib]

Haha! Beating up women is funny to me. What a story, Mark!