Vogon Poetry

[sugarfreelemonade]

OH GOD IT BURNS

[hospitalhunting]

I hope your stomach is strangling your brain,

[hanson666999]

:'^0 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Zadamanim]

Crap where's my infinite improbability drive?! I gotta get out of here before--*dies*

[theenglishambassador]

time for a pan galactic gargleblaster after that

[TheSacredcake]

Beautiful. *Wipes eye*

[CyberZak619]

A part of me just died from internal hemorrhaging.

[jacksonboxer1]

NYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh



[MrIlive4metal]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly...thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop i implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,/Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

[MrIlive4metal]

@MrIlive4metal How was my poetry people?

[xXTheDarkLemonXx]

i think i just died a little inside... and im also now missing an arm...

[Geedo777]

I went to an open mic this evening and a guy got up and read out some poetry. This scene just popped into my head and i had to stop myself from laughing at how terribly similar his pieces were to this!

[20meerkat]

OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE! NOT SATISFIED WITH TOTALLY MUCKING UP THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY THEN THEY CHANGE THE VOGON POETRY INTO SLOP!

[MrDocam]

I survived this video by gnawing my leg off.

[NielsC68]

If Darth Vader had access to this, he'd use it instead of a probe.

[Paxmax]

*45secs of mental spasm* Not pleasant!

[tetekofa]

- Pants, filled.

[waj171]

AAAAAWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUKKKK

KKKAAAAA...... KA..... ................

[BrainEatingZomb1e]

my head is going to explode!!!!

[toketlenfecske]

Woáh, I think I need a Babelfish to fully appreciate the beauty (erm, I mean, awfulness) of this poem. Can someone give me one?:D 'Cause I'm not from the UK or the USA (that's why my English is so bad), so I can't really understand the non-existing words and the surrealistic metaphors LOL. Or is it better not to get the profound meaning of this masterpiece?XD

[wordreet]

Disgust and revelation.

[LordSia13]

Vogon need? What you just witnessed was the Vogon equivalent of Asperger's syndrome; not the inability to feel emotion, but rather, the opposite...

[lozziecap]

~writhing in agony~

[AltoStratus619]

mind = blown

[chocoblender]

help this is torture

[Natyynka]

rofl

[BenSonOfJohn]

I'm glad some empathy remains in the human heart.

[littlekayano]

I cried, rarely have I heard such emotion and obvious empathy to voganish need.