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  • lol religious people. all fucking crazy

  • Screw Pat, actually he is good for laughs

  • "Napoleon the third or whatever."

  • I don t feel sorry for Pat Robertson. I feel sorry for the millions that buy into his.bullshit/

  • That is really awful.

    He reminds me of Nurse Ratchet in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

    Not much in the way of detectable character--

    A stickler for all rules--

    As a young man, though, he was opposite--rode a Harley, sold weed, dropped acid with Timothy Leary, hung out with The Beatles, wrote and published Haiku, had 26 cats, wore a fedora, he tried everything--

    then he made a pact with the Devil:

    Big Money/Political Power..............

    Businessman/Xtian/Humanitarian­--(he claims)

  • SO THEY SWORE A PACT UNTO YOU ROBERTSON?

  • Why do people still watch this UNNECESSARY show?? Total frippery!!!

  • I've been wondering where Pat Robertson has been, nothing to say about the stuff happening in America (floods, tornadoes, fungal infections, fires and other disasters), I guess.

    As if any of us are immune to disaster whereever we are.....Just ridiculous, those comments!

  • Such racism and anti-christs on here

  • the lady is like "ya... uh-huh.. mmhmm" shut the fuck up!

  • give them bibles as aid? You are sick! and while the likes of PAT and other "ministers" have more money than 1,000 of them , and youre saying right now we are helping the ppl of haiti! hypocrite and full of lies, NO, right now you are bullshitting to make some more money.

  • CRACKERS

  • Fundamentalist Christianity at its worst....There is no God Man floating up in the sky who punishes some and approves of others. There are no chosen people or holy land.....we are all sacred as is the entire earth. The Garden of Eden or paradise is metaphorical and is found within yourself...not up there or out there somewhere.

  • I would say this kind of things are tests for all of us to give a hand to someone who needs it (no matter what religion they are). Of course Club 700 gave them a hand, they send electronic bibles, because the Lord said in Matthew 25:35: When I was hungry, thirsty, homless, naked, and sick, you came to Me and gave me bibles and prayed for me! Amen

  • So when Christian people suffer and catastrophe it happens because it was part of GOD' plan, it was a test and it was because God Loves them so much. When a not Christian suffers a tragedy it was because they had a Pact to the Devil. What happen in Chile, Australia and Japan lately?

  • @AlvaritoMoreno It's all part of God's plan and read about HAARP.

  • @kikiochiachi Fortunately I left Japan 1 week before the earthquake. Extremely lucky!!

  • maybe PAT IS RIGHT IF THE STORY IS TRUE....... generational sins kind of

  • @swordseller1 you have to be white or some kind of bastard what about the sins of you heathens and thw beast who

  • This man is so stupid. The usual right wing bull shit.

  • That is the biggest load of shit story I've ever heard in my life. It's this kind of irrational, bigoted thinking that turned me against religion. Blind faith and theodicy sickens me.

  • He must know the devil well to know his actions, Pat 'throwback' Robertson has lied to peoples faces... true story... it was back in the days where he was trying to figure out a way to make money by not working, he thought if he could just convince christians to give to him rather than a more responsible charity organisation, he could make huge cash, flog his shit in his media, and make it look like he was a saint, all the time bashing the poor and condeming those that cant help themselves. Win.

  • @BraniusBalki And now he's an old senile crazy mother fucker who owns his own network so he can literally say whatever he wants. And sadly some people actually listen to him.

  • I made a pact with Pat Robertson and now I'm worried I'm going to get killed in an earthquake.

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  • Pat is simply one of the biggest pieces of shit walking this earth, right next to all the other self riotous bigots, whether they be Christian, Islamic, or Jewish. If you believe in Yahweh you support this bullshit whether you want to own up to it or not, and your just as screwed up as he is.

  • Damn..the devil was one tough negotiator.

  • I may be a Christian, but what he said was out of line.

  • Pat, tell us where you got the two helicopters for your diamond mines? Religions are religulous.

  • pat robinson is a fucking hateful bastard and not by any means a man of god

  • Pat Robertson, just like every white man, is clearly the devil.

  • @KANTANA777 I'm not.

  • HAHAHA!!!

    Squirm you religious FUCK!

    Pat Robertson's last resort bullshit claim. I love how the prick fuck pig is now hated by everyone. HAHAHA!!!

  • Sick Bastard

  • but the thing is that haiti relly did that but theres a lot of voodo over as theres a lot of christianity(ps im christian)

  • I thought gay people caused earthquakes. Maybe I'm confusing that with hurricanes.

  • I understand if this guy's words upset you, but don't let him make you angry.... that's no good, either.....

  • true story. lmao! these poeple are in-fucking-sane!

  • hes such an idiot

    haha

  • BY THE WAY, Ive heard that this asshole is a business partner in a group of African diamond mines. The same mines that use damn near slave labor. Where the miners live in poverty and live in unhealthy conditions. This "christian man" makes money from that.

  • @VoodooPolitico The Christian Devil whiteman has used his devilish religion to justify the oppression of other people in the world all through history.The christian devil kidnapped and sold Africans as slaves, raped black, Indian and Chinese women, lynched and performed other acts of terrorism against blacks, while going to church and reading the bible at the same time.The devil also stole Hong Kong from the Chinese, Australia from the Aborigenes, America from the Indians,and parts of Africa.

  • @KANTANA777 Shut up stupid.

  • @KANTANA777 To assume that such atrocities are exclusive to whites is rather ridiculous. Whites, for whatever reason, took hold of more power in the world than any other color of person, and abused that power as ruthlessly as any other race would have. We are still haunted by our primate genes to a greater extent than most care to realize, and thus subject each other to the most selfish barbarism imaginable. Now go home and get your fuckin shine box

  • This guy is OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND. A total cult leader.

    The SCARY thing is that this fucker has FOLLOWERS. People that listen to him and believe in him and follow his every move and do what ever he says. They VOTE and they own FIREARMS and have DRIVERS LICENSES. THATS SCARY.

    The world became a better place when that fat fuck Fallwell farted and died, birds will sing and the sun will shine when THIS evil scumbag kicks the bucket.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen i Give you the perfect example of an: American.

  • The devil ???????????? WTF

  • Sad. This is the where religion takes you and humanity. Religion breeds wacko concepts. Sad...

  • This was a weapons test. Revelations conditions are being created using technology to trap morons like Pat Robertson

  • Lol, so where was this deal struck? At the local Starbucks? What a fucking piece of worthless shit this old corpse is. If there were a God I'd think by now it would have killed this so called human being.

  • This guy deserves to be put up against the wall and shot, what a colossal arsehole!

  • True story.

  • 'The Devil' being the people like this guy obviously

  • Pat Robertson is a racist unsounded demon.

    We shouldn't be suprised with these evil shits who don't have a life.

    To that Robertson character, suposing if your grandchild catches hell in that disaster, what would you do?

    Yer, he couldn't even answer it, because he's just moronic cretin without any life.

    Also, I am not suprised he sponspored by his demonic racist thugs known as the Conservative Republicans.

  • That Pat Robertson is a racist prick because for him to come and say that the disaster in Haiti was done by the devil just goes to show that these morons are mentally unsounded.

    Yer, Africans in Haiti have their own traditonal principals which came from the Niger Valley of West Africa.

    Pat Robertson is a revolting character who's funded by his fellow racist Conservative Republicans.

    Robertson is a prick in the making.

  • This old ass drip will be sucking Satan’s cock in Hell for eternity. I just wish he would leave me one tenth of the fortune he has amassed by spewing out his bullshit and bilking his followers.

  • @vdarte HIS BARBERY COCK INDEED LOL

  • i can't help but lol at shit anymore. i mean, it's gotten that bad. it's not going to be nuclear war or an asteroid that's going to kill us off as a human race, it's organized religion. particularly the fundamentalists...which may lead to nuclear war, but you get the idea.

  • OMG! this guy said yesterday that children from 'these countries' have SATANIC BACKGROUNDS! that is why they are so 'difficult' in temperament and that the people that adopt them don't know what they are gettin themselves into.The show was about people that go to poor countries and adopt orphan kids. WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE FOR THOSE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR THEIR ADOPTED CHILDREN. You have to chek this out.

  • OMG

  • I didn't think pat made predictions anymore, I thought he spent all of his time perfecting his 2000 lbs leg press. (google it):)

  • Yeah prayer can rebuild a school.

  • Wow, can you say hook line and sinker!

    It is time for Religion to die a slow agonizing death!

  • Shame on both these motherfuckers.

  • ... people like his need to show sources when they make such idiotic statements

    it's because of people like the girl on the side, who swallow every bit of this idiocy as if it were INFORMATION, never questioning it's validity... that religion rules the world

  • He is SO stupid. Honestly, he needs to be taken off the air. He also said gay people caused the 9/11 attacks. Hes obviously going senile, he doesnt even bother to think before he opens his big bigot mouth.

  • Goddamit this is why i fucking hate these religious assholes. Thinking that they are the Messiah and then they start talking shit on national TV. You think you represent God, you son of a bitch? You don't. Now get the fuck off our TV before every single Haitian murders your ass.

  • they made a pact with the devil... TRUE STORY BRO!

  • Did this old fucker just got high on boobs or he was born retarded and never got diagnosed! Dumb arse.

  • I wonder where this guy gets his "facts" from.

  • So don`t fuck with the French? Is that what you`re saying Pat?

  • lol what a retard!

  • he would know about making a deal with devil that all most christians are witches. he forget to mention the french dirty deeds , god is fake just like his Hatian history. he als a mason anyway and full guilt and racism

  • what an idiot

  • I'm wondering how Robertson finds out about all these alleged deals everybody is making with the devil. Is there a nest of spies that fill him in? Who told Robertson the devil agreed to the deal? Does Robertson have a tape recording?HAHA And if so, how do we know that the devil's is actually the devil? Huh? How do we know?? hahaha

  • Robertson is a member of the Illuminati. To people on both sides: Do not be fooled by false "prophets"!

  • Some could say that your claim is about as ridiculous. What are your sources? And what part does Pat play in this whole thing? What's his purpose then?

  • *facepalm* No...just no...

  • lol how Christian of him, i think he's ready to join the Tea Party

  • how can god punish his children he forgives all even if it was true that Haiti made a pact with the devil, he gave usfree will, why would he punish them punishing us would negate that, wouldn't it? Genesis8-21 says "I will never again curse the ground for man's sake, although the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth" does it not? Pat Robertson is wrong he needs to get his facts straight if he is a christian

  • Pat Robertson is delussional, the man needs to be put away and never heard from again. He is nothing more than a boil on the ass of society festering and I will be one of the happiest when mother nature takes him away dump him in the trash bin. The man right along with the rest of the religious right nutjobs will follow Jerry Falwell to HELL (if there really is such a place and I am keeping my fingers crossed that there is). What a bunch of shit this man is able to spew out of that piehole.

  • Pact with the devil

    How does one do this? Is there some form to fill out or is it more a verbal agreement?

    How in the 21st century can a human being say these sorts of things?

    Pact with the devil? It boggles the mind

  • How did Robertson find out about this pact with the devil? Where was this meeting? Who are Robertson's sources?? Why should we take Robertson take seriously?

  • "True story!"

  • People always want to speak for god. Drives me crazy! God wants you to do this or that......................how would they know?

  • this is bullcrap!!!

  • Robertson truly is a monster. His words are consistently in opposition to the new testament. Get this through your head: if you agree with this beast you are not a Christian. Bigotry, ignorance, intolerance, fallacy, Manichaeism, hate, are some of the words that accurately describe that sadist called Pat Robertson.

  • I would encourage people to read the history of Haiti, including the revolution (of slaves) against the French, and how it suffered an embargo by the USA, Britain and France. Haiti was forced to pay retribution to France for lost "property" (slaves) in order to have the embargo lifted and its sovereignty recognized. Haiti was forced to take out high interest loans to pay this debt, which was not fully paid until 1947. Haiti reasons for being poor is because of "Christian" nations including USA.

  • He thought they were talking about Hades, not Haiti.

  • i like CBN and the TBN network but after this comment i will no longer support CBN till he goes. He is a disgrace to the gospel of Jesus Christ and has no right to make derogatory comments like this. His 911 comment made me stop watching most of his broadcasts but this takes the cake. Pat Robertson you need to be banned from influencing the Christian community till you realize how wrong you are.

  • WTF???!!!

  • How the fuck is this fucker still alive? And how the fuck can that women just sit there and let Pat say something like that to her face!

  • She can sit there like an ass because he cuts her pay check every week! How is he still alive? He's not that old yet, but he'll kick off soon enough! That man is such a sht stain it's not funny!

  • lol thats christian logic for you

  • pat robertson is a child molester and has haiti children in his basement

  • :O.... Yeah, I am SOOO moving to Canada.. People take this SERIOUSLY?? You know, it was one thing with Obama communism mudslinging, but saying this, while PEOPLE ARE TRAPPED UNDER FUCKING TOMS OF CONCRETE?? God.. thats fucked up..

    (p.s. sorry for the over use of CAPS. I'm very charismatic in my comments :P)

  • this is maybe the dummest thing anyone's ever said in history

  • All Pat needs is a big ol' Haitian D!ck in his mouth!

    Then, I think he'll be alright.

  • okee dokee , if ya'll will google you will find that a deal was made with the devil in 1791 and the voo-dooers offered haiti to satan for two hundred years if they could conquer the french occupiers and run them out , which happened in 1804,, so if the math is done then the pact was over in 2004 ,,, and haiti was once again under the dominion of god, now,,,so hmmmmmm history , fact , fiction , religion all rolled into one and we come up with ?

  • @babzc who cares. its got nothing to do with what happened today. Gos is not punishing Haiti. If that was the case then all of America should be destroyed for killing the Indians. why dont you do some real research and see how suppressed Haiti was from corrupted leaders. people destroyed Haiti. not God. This was simply an accident that can happen to anyone. besides Jesus said natural disasters would become more frequent and much worse as the end comes closer.

  • the reason that haitians have not been as prosperous is because they are in general darker than the people of the dominican republic the rich usually are more comfortable with lighter tones of those with melanin than those who are darker

  • Who would have thought that the Meth head and bat shit crazy was such a strong Republican voting block.

  • So, let me just get this straight: all those little children buried underneath schools and such, made a pact with Satan, and that's why they got crushed to death? What does Pat's boogeyman myth about *All Those Negroes(!) In Haiti* got to do with the current reality that an earthquake struck a nation that was left impoverished by colonialism?

    He's so racist that he doesn't even see how much he reveals it.

  • @YERaFUGNmoron yes he is a racist but he make a great leader for the teapartys

  • @YERaFUGNmoron Blessings are passed down generations. Read your bible.

  • This son of a bitch just can't die soon enough for me...

  • haha. true story, the devil said ok... Probably the greatest quote of all time

  • I know, True story he is the incarnation of the devil, that is how he knows

  • Pat Robertson was hit by a shovel as a child and from there prematurely stricken by alzheimers at the age of six. True story.

  • @Rexonius I wish it were , it would explain such BS.

    "the french" this that BS this old fool will soon enough meet his maker and his ass is in for some surprise

  • Oh... A pact to the devil? Here I thought God hated them just because they were black, thanks for clearing things up, Pat!

  • Who gives a shit what this senile old bastard says or thinks? He's only on television because he's a multi-billionaire, NOT because he represents popular right-wing opinion. Mainstream Republicans almost unanimously hate Pat Robertson and resent being associated with him.

  • i typed this with my balls

  • they must be little balls--mine are too big to hit just a single key.

  • I hate the French as much as anyone, but this is BS.

  • Pat Robertson is lost in the dark and this woman is kissing his ass...Anyone who believes this needs to have their head examined..

  • you're beginning to sound a tad self righteous. Only God knows why these things happen.

  • the fact that the Haitians were able to free themselves from tyranny should be commendable but no...it had to be that they made a pact with the devil...only a bigot will believe that. gosh!

  • "True story" Pat was there.... he was (or is) the Devil himself, he should know!

  • is that Hilary Banks from the fresh prince?

  • What a fucking moron. Napoleon III came to power in 1848 and the Haitian Revolution ended in 1803....oh, and spouting bullshit about a pact with the Devil...yeah, I'm sure he's right on that point as well ;)

  • 0:28 "The Devil said O.K, it's a deal!"...."True story!"

    How would ANYONE know what transpired in that conversation, that supposedly took place hundreds of years ago? One, I know the dead Haitians that "made" the deal didn't tell Pat. So wouldn't the ONLY way he was able to receive that story would of been from his master Satan?????? Who else could of told Pat what he said????

  • For some reason, when I read the title I thought it said "Robert Pattinson" lol. I mean I read it correctly but I was thinking of Rob lol hmm. Anyone else?

  • Well, what'd you expect? His list of stupid things to say is so incomprehensively long that this is almost a step up for him... It's amazing how stupid a human being actually can be and still remember to breathe.

  • What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Does he honestly believe what he says?

  • Napolitian the 3rd or whatever.... wow what a scholar....

  • Actually, the suffering is imaginable. It is very easy to see how much the people are suffering. Why deny they are suffering? It is rhetoric used by people to control - they say it like they are the only ones who know what is going on.

  • 1:15

    Time to help.

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  • this fag is the true devil , lots of hate coming out of this guys ass , and i beat he was there when they made the deal that is y he knows so much about the devil he has his mouth on his cock gabol gabol

  • First let me say this i am a Lazy Ass Black Man. and this homo pat robertson has no more to do with God, then my black ass looking for a job! he's a fuckin phony!LOL.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...i wish i would work for this sorry ass place called america you brainwash BITCHES all you racist pussies can DIE!!LOL..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

  • Shutup...

  • sounds like you need the Lord too.

  • Whether I need the Lord or not, blaming innocent people for a natural disaster - which, according to "The Lord", all happen for a reason of his divine making - is ridiculous, racist, unfair and ignorant. Rather like putting all your faith in a book written by people.

  • We all have choices, that is the divine greatness of Free Will. Knowing that, one also has to know (whether a believer or not), that every choice has a neg/pos consequence. God's grace cannot be on ANY country if anyone have denounced Him who gave them life. I have chosen the greatest peace I have ever had in my life, and that is the Lord, I'm sorry that you haven't, and that you don't see what I see. Someday you might, I hope you do.

  • @MtnKttn God's grace isnt distributed by countries you moron.... Countries are somthing we created because we all dont like to get along... Neither Pat nor Urself have to right to say that a WHOLE nation is damned/"cursed" because of something that neither of you witnessed or know anything about....

  • all you have to do is educate yourself, read the Bible, and you will learn what HE and I are referring to.

  • Please tell me what chapter i need to refer to to see where it says anything about haiti and the devil.....please.....

  • How about you educate yourself first before you come on youtube and make urself look like an idiot... your drawing your own twisted conclusions.... nowhere in either the history books or in the good book does it say this .... hush!

  • Every single individual, including children and infants, are deserving of god's wrath? And nations/states are artificial divisions we as people set up. They are MAN-MADE, much like the thought processes of the God which you claim to follow. People like you, who are quick to turn a natural disaster for which there were completely natural causes into the fist of an angry god are refusing to to use the powerful mind given to the them by the "perfect" Creator they so loyally follow. Sick.

  • I'm happy that you found your piece, and in a way I envy that. But I refuse to condone anything as bigotted as Pat Robetson's opinions, utterly regardless of God's opinion in my life - the influence of which, I must point out, I have not stated.

  • @MtnKttn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE­EEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

  • :o)

  • @MtnKttn how do you know he's a "blessed man of God"??? Cuz he told u so???? Obviously your one of his brainwashed followers who thinks its your job to pass these judgments on people and take half assed info to convince yourSELF your right to do so... Shame!!! I hope when u get to the Gate they judge u as harshly as ur judging others in this life.

  • I have not judged anyone.

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  • Mtnkttn- your truth its your truth,what you choose to believe, not God's truth, and ,you are the one who" hear what you wants to hear to suit your feelings" The God i believe is not prejudist or arrogant like Pat Roberts

  • Mtnkttn don't project on to God what you believe or feel he is not YOU

  • i don't know much about pat robertson... but I do know that Haiti is cursed... and it's likely they got some help in running off the The Man.. careful what you wish for...

  • Thats just like saying every bad thing that happens to anyone is deserved because of somthing they have done.we are human and so the hell is he so who does he think he is by saying that. like he is perfect or has a VIP pass into heaven. Pat is a old fake ass christian, who probably owned a few slaves in his time. There has been numerous natural disasters happen in history, I wonder what Pat thinks caused all of them? better yet if sum1 was to kill his ass tomorrow would he say he deserved it???

  • Asshole needs to die. You know what, anyone who makes money off religion needs to die. What a hateful piece of subhuman garbage. I hope he gets exactly what he deserves, in Hell. Though i have a feeling God is thinking up some rather creative punishments for him as we speak, so i'm not worried. He must hate all these assholes claiming to speak for him after all.

  • white man is the DEVIL beacuse the people of haiti win france in war beacuse they never like slavery they make pack with the devil. the U S torment evry body who they made a pack with? the U S kill so much people people for foolishness start so much war an thats noting for you white people but death is coming to the U S judgement is coming from YAHAWAH basham YAHAWASHI

  • How can I be a Christian you can see why I'm an Atheist I don't trust God and People like Pat Robertson, Christianity to me is a Joke and I don't what Pat Robertson has said, I gave to the American Red Cross and the United Way, while Conservatives decided to play politics and do nothing to help the people in Haiti.

    Even Religious People can not be Trusted.

    Media Matters I do trust.

  • ┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐ not even close.

  • Admission requires a signed pact with his employer Satan. BONUS: Bring in an alzheimer's cocktail for Pat and get 30% off the price of admission and a free pass to watch Pat as he is given a memorable passionate and emotional sponge bath by LPN nurses Live in center stage as he shares and recall past frustrations of not being able locate all dungeon chests in previous Zelda games.

  • After the armadillo signed the contract, future Pat Robertson and member of the resistance against skynet from 2030 hopped in the delorian he borrowed from Marty Mc. Fly in the prequel to back to the future 4, time traveled to the year 1/19/2010 to tell explain his theory on the quake of Haiti while while urinating in his pants which he percieves as an imaginary urinal held by an latin, italian speaking lime green unicorn named Guadalope that excessively smacks its lips while chewing starburst

  • Don't ask Pat Robinson for his insight on any issues plaguing you, he might say your problems might've been the result of a joint venture business partnership contract with the devil your ancestors supposedly penned 300 yrs ago when pens did not exist. You can't convince pat otherwise, he placed the document in a filing cabinet right after so and so who may have been an macaque desperate to alleviate his chronic genital itch penned the contract.

  • folk tales ...... like robert johnson.....blues player and johnny appleseed do u really believe he plated all the apple tree's?

    i do.

  • i love my country, but why does a loon like this get such a big platform. he has ppl who really follow him too??? i dont understand it!

  • Someone kill this fucking moron. And kill whoever let him on TV. Fuck this shit.

  • progressives are horrible for politicizing catastrophes but you will never see media matters or the young turds mention that.

  • Until Haiti spoke, no christian nation had abolished slavery.

    Until Haiti spoke, no Christian nation had given to the world an organized effort to abolish slavery

    Until Haiti spoke, the church was silent and the pulpit was dumb. Slave-traders lived, and slave-traders died.

    Which devil? the devil the French who enslaved them for 300 + years worshiped, or the Gods of their ancestors to whom they probably turned for inspiration and courage?

    So the devil freed the slaves, and God didnt?

  • Huh. There really ought to be an automated "Face punching" mechanism to stop these sort of folk.

  • Pat says "true Story" with confidence, while his co-host (Kristi Watts) gives her undivided attention --- learning Haitian HIStory from her self-absorded, hypocritical "massah".

    Shame on Kristi Watts for continuing to work for and honor this dweeb! Shameful indeed!!!

  • and who is this devil he is talking about

  • Haiti: Making a pact with the devil to overthrow the French and slavery.

  • "its a true story" he was probably the devils adviser to the deal that's how he knows he was there

  • face palm of the century

  • "You know" "Napoleon the III or" "whatever..."