BRASS EYE - CRIME 1/3

[nextnameavailable]

Look at the front of his head you've probably seen it before

[retributionrising]

i have to do some "git surfing" myself lol

[retributionrising]

The great unhosed lol

[EvasionFilmsOfficial]

LOOK AT THAT TRAINING, LOOK AT IT.



[StadiumHot]

why not do that tomorrow? GOOD! Thanks for talking to us.

LMAO. This guy is TOO funny.

[NKVism3]

@Justsomeprole888: I may not be funny, but I DO know what "funny" is. Re-read the fucking post, crowdist. TV does not produce laughter. Real incidents in life can, if one has the right attitude. H.L. Mencken and Moliere are head and shoulders above the "Huh-huh-huuuuuh, Kathy Griffin just said the word kunt, huhuh"-sensibility of the day. There is NOTHING "great" about America, at all. Its a sinking ship, a flooded sewer. Buster Keaton? W.C. Fields? Big larfs. Jerry Seinfeld? Just a rabbity yid.

[Staplesz]

Please i need more things as funny as this is there anything?

[jazzx251]

@Staplesz

No.

But - a poor substitute that raises a few laughs is "Mitchell & Webb". Hit & Miss, but quite funny most of the time.

[Robdrummer93]

@jazzx251 Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Newswipe are often hilarious and informative, wouldn't mind seeing him and Morris team up again to produce something hysterical.

[joebstarsurfer]

is it me or is this the news now

[NKVism3]

Did I say I had any love for Britains botched ejecta? Er, I mean, "Murrikwa"?

Neither are really that funny. "Hew-ma" has never been very funny. What the secret of laughter is, to me anyhow, is the ability to puncture one's own hubris, to ruthlessly tell the truth, to wear one's mordant defiance of an absurd world like a bulletproof jockstrap with hands on hips, while grinning. Just why else are women, for instance, NOT FUNNY? Sometimes those two approach that quality, but not often enough.

[JustSomePerson888]

@NKVism3 - you're not funny, plenty of women are funny. maybe you need to watch some more comedy then make your decisions too. maybe you stop them being on TV? maybe you steal their material off them before they got around to being able to put it into words? what you do great in the usa - is the onion for example. that is class. our equiv of the onion are the best private eye front covers. you have zaz also, and that form of satire. isn't that right, schnookilumps?

[Shinhaquro]

I love the description of Batman here.

[NKVism3]

Its the Brit-shit version of Colbert... lol.

[yossariancomplex]

@NKVism3 I think you'll find Brasseye and its fore-runner (The Day today) predate Colbert and are far better. If I (like you) were in the habit of comapring things I might say Colbert lifted his style from Morris. American research at its best.

[KaitainCPS]

@NKVism3

Colbert is good but is really building upon the edifice built by Morris much earlier.

You might just as well say that Laurel and Hardy are "the Yank-wank version of Morecambe and Wise".

[DanAmerican]

LOL!

WHAT HOPE-->?

[jposh707]

I don't get it. Must be a Brit thing.

[snolge]

@jposh707 no it's just a funny thing

[jposh707]

@snolge Pfft, like you would know!

[Kullg4r]

"Look at the front of his head!"

[lakshmimittal]

I've just watched an episode of the Day Today, and I hate to say but Chris Morris LEAPT forward with this show.

[bamb0oleaf]

Like Dante meeting Bosch in a crack-lounge

[burticus100]

Good evening. Crouching...

[abvmoose87]

is this the same show that has the notorious village sniper sketch?

[burticus100]

@abvmoose87 That's from an episode of the Armando Ianucci Show I believe

[abvmoose87]

@burticus100 ah cool, thanks

[psychedelicdreamer]

Crime is confusing!

[GallagherWellerBrown]

How is it that one person can be as funny as Chris Morris?? Even the opening credits, especially the bit where he's standing in the crowd, pointing at someone, then he turns and points at someone else. For some reason, I find that absolutely hilariousl every time.

[every116]

I loved the clock bit

[Bashimillar]

Still can't believe i got away with buggering that heron!

[Xiolablu3]

WHY HAVE YOU GONE BACK TO CRIME? lol

[agrimMetAPHER]

I am ted maul.

[hendrix163]

Brass Eye is so fucking brilliant and so fucking subversive. Thanks for all the great laughs Chris.

[Misishaxi]

That MP guy was real. He had now idea there was a joke.

[Misishaxi]

This video has a fraction of the views of the related video titled "page 3 shoot" uploaded by "thesunnewspaper".

That, my friends, is why our society is sliding downhill. Well, that, and the fact that someone considers The Sun a newspaper.

[DracOverLordHaton]

The part about running an airport from inside the jail..

[chrisdivinechaos]

What the fuck is a Recidovist?

[alexthemod1]

METAPHA!

[ricjuk]

Unbelievable Krimewave....

[13seabrook]

Sounds like we've got a burst shop!

[PurushaDesa]

Leg speeds. Leg speeds!

[wonietang123]

"And force them to steal; booze, fags 'n' mags" HAHAHAHA

The only other programme to come near this was Peep Show (the early ones)

[Parsefone]

It's a quote every second. Probably the most cutting bit is the interview with the unemployed people, though.

"Couldn't you go around and clean someone's house?"

"I, er, could, it's a bit demean-"

"Thank you for talking with us."

[reggie18b]

"Everybody had a key to everybody else's house, and the locks were made of something like paper"

[velapulsar]

Git surfing! ROFL!!

[Jimbo8012]

Has talkshow host Jeremy Kyle based his ridiculous TV Persona entirely on Ted Maul?! The similarities are astonishing from 5:03.

[RickyPayaso]

Something like Dante meets bosch .....in a crack lounge....LOOOOL

[RickyPayaso]

Ted Mauls - Cowsick report...Genius

[stevebrizzle]

Apparently Cowsick (2.58 onwards) is actually the infamous Mozart Estate (known locally as Crack City) in West Kilburn, London.

[Epistemofo]

'Crime is confusing! Crime is confusing!'.

Combined with Chris Morris' wild run... Fucking excellent!

[villarule]

buggered a heron...

[YamaKazoo]

"Zeit guest" hahaha

[paulspydar]

ha ha , call Batman!

[cuntylishus]

I laughed out loud at the bit where he's suddenly behind the camera then back in front of it.

[cowenfiley]

its willy ross of rita and sue

[evenkingrobb]

now the uk stands for unbelievable crimwave .....lmfao

[djparnate]

CRIME IS CONFUSSING LOL

[b0r3d0n1ine]

"Crimes that we know nothing about are going up aswel"

lol joker

[LOLwut36]

saisbur would definitely be costa del blowfly if the cops hadn't seen his body by chance while they were tracking a man who'd buggered a heron.

BEST LINE EVER

[phaermink]

So, Brass Eye (and therefore the Day Today) take place on the D.C. Universe. That explains a lot.

[MOTHIKAS]

Fn LOL. Chris Morris, i salute you sir.Best tv show ever.

[joelthefrog1]

shop bursting with rice and water...

[theviola1]

clogged it up with sick

[azapro911]

Brass Eye is as clever and brilliant a piece of satirical artwork as you will ever see. The only programme that gets near to matching it is the original Morris/Iannucci vehicle The Day Today.

[EskilIsDaShit]

Haha, "Winds of change" had me cracking up XD

[Hach1man]

Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge!

[norsef]

Heh, bankers doing an armed robbery. Brilliant.

[coetmor]

My irony increased +8 after watching this and my criminality decreased -2.

[Noisia1234]

Swearheali haha

[vanutra]

I effing Love Brass eye.  It's better than sexual intercourse with Jesus.

[fleamarket3000]

I can't believe Boyson fell for the Batman gag what a dunce

[fleamarket3000]

over 14 years lol

[Kullg4r]

Buggered a heron.

[artstuX]

@cigpapers

loser

[fheisk]

"why have you gone back to crime?" lol

[RicardoNagle1]

I am not an expert on air traffic control, i thought the planes were landing nearby, but not in my prison.....priceless!!!!

[Hdiggy06]

hahahaha crimes we know nothing about....are going up as well ! !

[roe5745]

The best brass eye episode imo apart from paedogeddon

[farnium]

@ 2:40

"...like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge"

[tkidcharlemagne]

buggered a heron. Priceless

[zonked23]

Prefer pidgeons.

[BassVirtual]

I just love Chris Morris. I just LOVE him.

[LeGronk]

It really bends my mind how he pronounces metaphor "meTAphor".

[merdufer]

especially because of how his script abuse and overuse metaphors XD

[ignoranttwat]

That whole bit with the clock is just awesome.

[ignoranttwat]

"Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge"

[steeveep]

"If u don't get a job, he gets stuffed"

[mlc3]

Git surfing should be in the 2012 Olympics

[KaitainCPS]

"Good...but NOT ENOUGH."

[Monsieur413]

lol

[jonnykoopz]

I remember watching this when it originally aired n pissing myself laughing at how brilliant it was and telling all my mates about it. I live in Melbourne Australia nad one of my Aussie mates just watched it and absolutely died laughing, it's now doing the rounds!!! They should bring it back , they'd never dare!!!

[GAKUSK]

"sick's a sort of matafa for the way these people live their lives."

lol

[SaitanMar]

Ted Maul is a legend.

[TheSolitudeseeker]

Can't believe this nearly 13 years old...

And yet still I've not seen anything quite as risky or brilliant on TV.

[SaitanMar]

It was far ahead of it's time.

[robbiedean2006]

@TheSolitudeseeker  and will never will coz all tv network are shit scared to do so

[dragula23]

terrifying leg speed XD

[samwisetipitown]

"Do you agree with this question? If you don't get a job, he gets stuffed!" Unbeatable show

[thegravymaster]

"Buggering a heron!"

[aroundtheworlda]

The locks were made of something like paper

[jimpurdie]

git surfing

catapulting them thru a window.

[royxx3]

so timeless its like 10 years old and still amazin

[mokopat]

Didn't i see you getting bum raped behind a dumpster Barshki? You of all people should know that it is no laughing matter.

[Barshki]

BUMRAPED

lol

[johngreen120]

ahaha!

I concur that this is indeed hilarious.

[hail1234567890]

Genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius

[Thrawn369]

Sick's a sort of metaffer...

[crieff405]

"like bosch meets dante in a crack lounge"

[crazyrabbits]

Crime is confusing...CRIME IS CONFUSING!!!!

WHY HAVE YOU GONE BACK TO CRIME!!!!

[ashmaceyn]

rattley pair of old puffins lol!

[intheTea04]

The Batman bit is really funny - Boyson MP actually seems to like the idea!

[darkcanuck]

"Look at their training!"

[somerandomdude808]

unbelievable Krimewave.

Krime is confusing!

[jetblackram]

lol, love the bit about Batman!

[beerbarrett]

I want to go git surfing.

[OGDonJuan]

"redundand"

[Roger11111111]

cant you just go round someones house and clean up!!!

[thechaos44]

Is it just me or does Chris Morris roll his eyes at 1:24?

[ikeano29]

he did roll his eye's. its part of the joke id imagine. crimewave krimewave

[MrGreatunwashed]

it actually worked for a bit until someone clogged it up with sick! lol

[Fleeto2006]

redundand?

[glasgowdmon]

bring back morris!

[activedentalfloss]

When is this man going to release something new? I heard he was doing something to do with T.W.A.T, but that was a while back.

[srilankanborat]

crime is confusing, crime is confusing lol

[squareeyedgit]

swelling food

[davidwoodrow79338]

"If the cops hadn't seen his body by chance tracking a guy who had buggered a heron".

Haven't seen Brass Eye in years, forgotten how genius it is.

[wigless]

i just got burgled senseless

[schnorrershire]

this is awesome!

[mrdreamsisasleep]

The funniest thing on British tv for over 30 years. Chris Morris and Bill Hicks are the two best Satirists and comedians ever in my opinion. Both making the same general points, both in completely different ways. Both Legends.

[mrdreamsisasleep]

Loony toad quack

[wizardssleeve09]

Chris Morris, legend! This was class, The Day Today too.

There's nothing on tv like this anymore, it's all bollocks.

[somerandomdude808]

yes! Bring in Batman! Why didn't we think of that? C'mon Brown, get with it!

[wadeaminute]

This is Chris Morris dude !! He's one of the best comedy writers england ever produced. He and Armando Iannucci are gods of comedy !!!

[fuckingcaneitmate]

Was the presenter the guy who played denham renham on the IT crowd?

[wooliebear1]

Yea!! its chris morris! Leg-end. a fucking funny man

[koggi242]

one of them is a recidivist..

crime is confusing, cime is confusing.

ruddy perfect!

[alexd9999999]

What? Batman has happend throughout history, ahaaaaha, how did he not notice he was talking about Batman, ehehe...

[mightyPants]

I will never forget how much I laughed at 'in 1993, the council gave them a football' the first time i watched this hahahha

[Mintsauce27]

He is grabbing his crotch! 0-40 :)

[bodieofci5]

UK stands for Unbelievable Krimewave. LMFAO.

[CSlinger]

Ah! Back when Channel 4 had balls!

[joellyshooshoo]

catapult them into a shop XDD

[dunmharu]

Channel 4 bring dis back!!!!!!!!!!!

[RevStaplehurst]

Or at least get Chris Morris to do a Ted Maul spin-off at least

[kderby30]

Chris Morris is an example of fine Satire at it's very best!!

[bolbonz]

''it would have to be a er, individual with great magnetism'' hmm, so a man in a spandex jumpsuit wearing a homemade mask with a desire to tackle crime would be suitable or preferably even somebody who was caned in school *sniff*.

[petergibbonsTPP]

swearhili

[willyroberts]

peter o'hanraha-hanrahan

[shevville]

Crime is confusing!

[talatsmum]

buggered a heron

lol

batman loll

funny stuff ::D

[edbamsafc]

How did Chris not burst out laughing when rhodes boyson said "I'd have to see it", I was crying when I saw that.

[edbamsafc]

How did

[askAminja]

I miss this show

[DatFwad]

I can't believe that old guy thought batman was fucking real! LMFAO!

[carlguitar69]

HAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

[OUTLANDEMPIRE]

a rattly pair of old puffins...

[SniffPeters]

'Sick' is a sort of metaffa for...

[SniffPeters]

Ted Maul is a great reporter and journalist. He's incisive and probing at one and the same time.

[coboltoe]

He is very good, and is also well known for uncovering the Watergate scandal in 1972 together with fellow journalist Peter O'Hanrahanrahan.

[SextonH]

Unbelievable Krimewave

[jesusknowskungfu]

6:34 is so random ahahaha

[microkmeb]

Lol, catapult your mothers into a shop & force them to steal booze, fags and mags!

[NickOLarse999]

...he was found by police, who were tracking a man who had buggered a heron...

[captainwungf]

"COWSICK - The stench of poverty hangs in the air like an old man's nappy."

British satire at it's best.

[camdj78]

"Crimes we know nothing about are going up as well" Genius.

[sparky6899]

"catapult them into a shop" LOL!