Sanford and Son - The Card Sharps 2-3

[dntlss]

this show kills me, i have the collectors tin with all the episodes and this is one of my favorites, its a bad idea to watch this after talking to the herb,there has been times where we thought someone was gonna have to go to the hospital cause we were laughing so hard, my favorite part is when skeeter says "i just picked these up at the drugstore" ha ha ha

[bandet888]

These are probably the same people that rigg online poker in real money. lol

[AWifeinDestiny]

Was Skeeters' hat "broken" or something? It seems awfully twisted; or am I just out of it when it comes to those things...

[JoeThibodauxx]

he beats the shit out 'em with a fly swatter (funny)

[drjim22]

@JoeThibodauxx

LOL after all these years

[DAMOT81]

I love this episode

[SoonerMagic72]

"Sweet Lips Lamont the Dummy Don Juan."  LOL!!

[EmeraldOodie]

Fred and that damn flyswatter was the funniest part of an already hilarious episode.

[hip1474]

why wud u play poker with a guy who can't get ur name right? lol..bd called Lamont Lewis,Lester,lenord and Luther..lol..damn..they made Lamont look dumb in this episode.

[bandet888]

Nice friendly game of (cheating) poker. Quad duces vs. Quad threes? That right there should have told Lamont that something wasn't right.

[candlelight482]

@dabuzebruvaz Yes i do, that 2

[candlelight482]

the guy w the feather in his hat is ron glass who played on barney miller

6:22 how come lamont had to pay $6 none of the others paid?

[bandet888]

@candlelight482 It's possible that when they threw in their cards for new ones they also handed in the money with the cards at the same time. If not it's just a mistake the writers and producers made when filming. A lot of times they miss little details like this.

[PrettiGurlSwag26]

Bottoms up!

[Mr8studnu2]

"Throw em in Joe!"

[SoonerMagic72]

"It's evens all out. You got nothing in your pocket and nothing in your head." lol.

[rocky11226]

that hole in fred's hair was nasty looking

[rocky11226]

damn lamont was stupid as hell in the episode...but fred got them in the end.........so throw them in ....jooooooeeeeee....klassic

[bandet888]

At 4:04 when Fred was pouring the drinks it looked like he had a view of the players cards then starts singing through them in Joe. I know it would be cheating if Fred told Lamont the hand but since the other players were cheating anyway why didn't Fred (in private) just tell lamont the exact hand they had?

[Nazteest]

Throw 'em in, Joe!

[PrettiGurlSwag26]

Now I see why Fred call Lemont a dummy cuz he don't listen for shyt lma0!

[DRock6906]

Throw them in joooooe!! This will always be funny!! Classic

[Irobinson86]

"OK Dummy Before Tonight you was just a plain Dummy but after Tonight you'll be a Broke Dummy" LMAO!

[ineedmine85]

throw em in joooooe lmao

[aquarianbabe]

@weewaa101 Yeah, right -- I remember that, but in the end he wouldn't have been a dummy had Fred not bought it back and broken it. So, what's $5 in the grand scheme of things...but I'll change it to he was living up to the title of dummy to the fullest.

[aquarianbabe]

When dude asked would you mind playing with my deck his flags should have gone up...Lamont earned the title of dummy that night.

[KIMARHI27]

LMAO, what was up with Fred at 1:48, He was beating the Hell outta "Rooster" with the blue hat, I mean He got more wacks with the flyswatter than anybody else!

[RetroJenny]

Ha Ha. Fred is beating the hell out of those fools with that fly swatter!!!!

[PrettiGurlSwag26]

Wow! Lamont is such a big dummy!! He don't kno shxt about poker but lucky Red Foxx do.

[DominusLuna]

Fred knows his shit and it would benefit Lamont to listen to him the big dummy.

[phive0phor]

"Throw 'Em In Joe" starts at 4:18

[seanjohn21276]

It's a quarter to three threes

And none in the place has got less than thee

So throw them in Joe

This little story will save you some dough

So throw them in Jooooooooe

Throw them in, Jooooooooooooooooe

[TheRamboi2010]

so throe them in joeeeeee. this little story can save yhu some dough

throw them in joe said throw dem in  joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[specialk68]

Rooster was fiiiine as hell!!!

[snakeeyesx1]

lamont is a real dumbass

[panamaniak]

@snakeeyesx1 Don't forget he's a PRICK also in addition to being a DUMMY! LMAO!

[akwinw734]

I love Fred's dance! 2:54

[TheGamecloser]

The dance moves kill me, lol!! I dont know how Lamont kept his composure most of the time.

[AustinRobert9]

awesome!

[kelisler2]

its lamont

[BebeLush2]

What does a huckelbuck do?

[BebeLush2]

2:54 - nobody dances like Freddie!

[mbrookz21]

"Throw them in...JOOOOOOOO...lmao!!

[FormulaDGoSpeedGo]

Man! Fred should slapped lamont a few times...lol "LISTEN DUMMY!" GREAT SHOW!

[FormulaDGoSpeedGo]

lol they are showig this 1 on tv land right n ow lol

[123itisfree]

Is the original title Card Sharps, I've always heard it called Card Sharks ?

[BigMrGXXX1]

@123itisfree

I have the DVD set of S&S. This episode is #4 from the second season ... the title on the DVD box that I have says: "Card Sharps".

[knye2ye22a]

Hahah I love Fred's Dance moves, especially the steps forward. Haaah

[digitalceo95]

Lamont has a hard ass head! Lol!!

[chidoriookami]

hm, ive wondered this forever...but, wat is APPLE JACK? xD i know its no cereal i guess

[panamaniak]

@chidoriookami Apple jack is a type of apple brandy made from apple cider. The trick is to leave the cider outside and let the water freeze out as ice crystals leaving only the alcohol. My abuela used to make it. How she learned is beyond me since it doesn't snow in panama,lol!!

[panamaniak]

Sweet Lips Lamont...the Dummy Don Juan! LMAO! For real!!!

[zombies8u]

Rooster played the hypnotist in the episode where Fred is addicted to TV

[jaggedbabygirl]

"Y don't we make it veryyy interesting"

Lamont should have known something was up when he changed his accent to sound like the duke of earl or somebody. lol

[candyon22s]

They're all wearing ridiculous lookin ass hats lol

[hevyonez97]

@candyon22s lol...yeah, but them hats were the style back then! my dad and all my relatives used to wear them things like fashion fiends!

[ekocentric]

@hevyonez97  My grandmother used to make fun of the man purses and leisure suits..

[hevyonez97]

@ekocentric i used to do that, too, but when my dad gave me one of his old man bags back in junior high (83-86), i was hooked and nobody could tell me nothing, lol!!! that was my all in one book bag, and i put everything that meant something in it!

[ekocentric]

@hevyonez97 I've always preferred men wearing the man purses (as long as they aren't girly with frills or something) but have you seen the new canvas messenger bags for men?

They are on EBags.com They look sort of like back packs but I'm going to buy my husband one to use at his college.

[hevyonez97]

@ekocentric yeah, i saw them, too.....you could even go to a thrift shop or flea market or even a garage sale and find some vintage man purses at a good price!

[ekocentric]

@hevyonez97  I've noticed that nearly everything is cheap now...except the things that really matter in our lives like groceries and gasoline...Lol

[egdums1]

"throw em in joe"

[SaintsCanada]

Oh man, why hasn't Dancing Sanford stormed the internet yet?

[DontNVdaVIP]

ROFL LMBAO LOL ROFL LMBAO LOOOOLLLLL @ Fred it was HIM at the front door. Fred: Well U said do NOTN walk thru the KITCHEN door. That was CLASSIC!!

[panamaniak]

"You think I'm jinxin' you"? "Did you win anything when I was out"? "No" :( "Well play dummy"!! Priceless!

[1972matthewg]

When Fred was dancing doing the "Susie-Q", and" Truckin" I laughed so hard I almost coughed up blood! too good! lolololololololololol!

[DigitalCAPS]

So THROW THEM IN  JOE!!

[onefunkyrhino]

who the hell drinks Scotch? This is one of my favorite episodes right Leonard?

[SergeantReese]

Poor Lamont gets owned by the card sharks and Fred all in the same episode.

[Astraldragon1]

@SergeantReese , Poor nothing Lamont is a idiot because he thinks he knows better then Fred. Fred knows a lot about those type people Lamont was playing cards with he has that before.

[SergeantReese]

@Astraldragon1 My use of the word "poor" was sarcastic; as you said Fred knew better than Lamont about those things.

[jwillis5039]

first ace deals he he he its my deal ,i love the size of the drink he pours ,bottoms up.sandford and son was one of the best comedies ever.

[CassiusAli3000]

Mayne dem boyz threads is outa site...

[smjjohnson]

I laughed my ass off at 3:00

[strop001]

freds a hustler from way back.....he knows a ripoff when he see's one.....and lamont is a big dummy when freds singing him to him ...throw em in joe throw em in ..he dont pickup on it.

[thesmiths30605]

LMFAO This shit is priceless - and one of my fave eps.

[stacynewyork]

i love how Fred was dancing! LMAO!!

[SophisticatedPR]

Lamont really is a big dummy!

[SophisticatedPR]

3:00 LMAO! Fred was cuttin a rug!

[SergeantReese]

It's good to see full episodes here; I just saw this eposiode on TV Land a few weeks ago and about 3-4 minutes were cut, including where Fred turns the radio on.

[panamaniak]

@SergeantReese Tell me about it! TV Land is a BUTCHER! And TV One is a close second! I thought I knew all S&S episodes only to find scenes I'd never seen before,lol!

[bandet888]

Well you're going to try to do it to us again - meaning we're going to do it to YOU this time! Interestingly both Hucklebuck and Rooster ALSO had losing hands yet Rooster only says to LAMONT "You know you're not doing so well", this could be one indication that the other three are working together to set up Lamont. Also Lamont had four duces (quads) get beat by Skeeter Mathews four threes (better quads), how often do you see quads beat? Could be another indication Lamont was being set up.

[LYNNDIEPEE]

Fred was jammin when he turned that radio on. He was feelin it lol! Sanford and Son cracks me up,

[dlbarnes]

Save you some dough..... so throw them in Joe

[XxSmoothoperatorxX]

right lester its lamont. Lol

[zaiagamble]

2:56 DANCING looool hella funny

[bandet888]

Not too smart to put a penny in it, if there was a problem with the circuit it would be a fire hazzard! He just turned it back on though because Fred turned it off.

[zaiagamble]

poor fred, he lived his life to the fullest tho

[bandet888]

Nice friendly game of poker where we take all of your money!

[bandet888]

When the lights went out there was still light by the stairs, there some light on the kitchen floor too.

[drlove1972]

@bandet888, stage lights

[bandet888]

Fred can rock and roll!

[zaiagamble]

lamont was a horrible actor...would be nice if the fat man KAL from the small series SANFORD made it for more seasons.

[zaiagamble]

LOL i love how he hits all of em with the fly swater

fuck rooster AND hucckle buck

[Tsuruta1]

It's Lamont.

[Steven197981]

" So, throw them in Joe. This little story will save you dough. So, throw them in Joe. Throw them in Jooee!"

[BigMrGXXX1]

Damn!! Fred beat the Hell outta them fools with that fly swatter!!

LMAO!!!

[brenda121962]

LMAO THINKING THE SAME THING SO FUNNY

[pastohh]

dummy don juan lol.

[strawberries404]

LOL at Fred's dancing.

[jaggedbabygirl]

LMAO @ 1:41 mark..beating everybody with a fly swatter!!!

[kellydjelly]

sweet lips lamont dummy don juan...lol

[Bonanzaplaylists]

lol fred whales on that guy in the blue hat

[bigfitts]

Lamont is a dumbass

[goodgoobelygoop]

Yes, Fred has already established this.

[bigfitts]

don't have to be dummy. dummy

[TugwellUKUS]

I wish TV Land would bring this show back! No matter what kind of day I've had- I could always count on getting my laugh on with Fred.

[SoSupaStarry]

it plays on TV Land-- 2am and 2:30am and 9:30am weekdays.

and if you get TV One, it plays 5:30pm and 11:30pm weekdays and 11am and 11:30am Saturday.

:)

[Krkrkillr]

Damn..Really! Thanks man! I practically grew up on this show!

[MrITALIANGUY72]

it is on tv land dummy lmao jk its on in the early morning times...lol

[DiAnno13]

Lamont is intelligent, but he can be very naive at times.

[wario7414]

throw them in jooooe lol

[brownhornet71]

That dance is too funny!!!

[teezah24]

2:56-3:02!! Classic! That cat was gettin' down man!

[AustinJohnson07]

3:00 min what song was that. Sounded badass song!

Sanford & Son LEGEND!!!!!!

[jivee123]

I musta missed m' 1:30 ......hahahha

[endorphinz]

Fred whackin' everyone with the fly swatter lol...take the hint, Leonard! I mean, Lamont!

[pdheartbreak]

it's funny how Skeeter Arthur Matthews and Huckabuck appears more than one episodes. Remember Herman, the ex-con and agent of The Heart Disease Association.

[Kabman89]

yeah, he worked for aunt esther, infact ron glass (herman) has been in a lot of stuff.

[solesirching73]

The guy who played Rooster also appeared in another episode prior to this: he was a mugger in the episode "By the Numbers." I still remember him telling Fred "If I was a reporter from LA Times, would I be doing this, dummy?"

[tommiebatts]

It was a fuse and I put a penny in it.Now let's play.......What !!!!!

[gregorykyle]

A penny could be used in place of a fuse in old panels

[gothenburgmark]

Fred getting his groovy groove on to the music...LMAO!!

You go, Fred!

RIP

[blackandgold51]

I wonder what music is fred sanford is listenin 2!

[lisaj58]

chaeck fred doing the "ball and jack" and truckin!!

[klp6ft6]

the lights went out didn't they?

[dakar8993]

sweet lips Lamont - the dummy Don Juan.

[daysdad5]

a quarter to three threes...nobody in the house has lest than these....so throw in joe....this little story will save u some dough....so throw in Joe throw them in joe

[JustinBrava]

Yepp, thnx!!!

[13pcamp]

ur the greatest man. i look forward to watching the new episode u put on every night. keep this up man and keep the greatest sit com ever alive