Kerpal 2 - Pick Me Up At Airport

[letsfifa2010]

you muther fuck guy lmfao

[BoondMarh91]

"Ok, come here, I give you fuckin asshole address and come here, ok 72 5456 Airport Road"

What's funny is, there is a 5456 airport road in Vancouver-Richmond, BC Canada and usually 90% of the taxi drivers in BC are Punjabi. So I'm guessing this guy trolled some poor sikh guy sitting in a taxi outside the YVR vancouver airport in Richmond. Go and google 5456 Airport road, you only get one place, and that place happens to have a ton of punjabi taxi drivers lol.

[TheTako400]

"Motherfuck guy, EIHHH."

[Darthsikk]

Because, I'm your friend.

[tacobell0wns]

Why I am coming?

Because I rub it and then you do it

[killergurl917]

Kerpal: No, you see, I I come from I come from Punjabi and I come to airport and you say you pick me up.

Aravinder: Why?

Kerpal: Because, I am your friend.

A good reason to pick up your friend.

[MegaJohnnybravo123]

what has kerpal got to do with allah?

He's not muslim you dumb fuck.

[Sabie0]

because i rub it and then you dew it, lmao listen to the other dude when he says that.

[Sabie0]

because i rub et and den you dew et, the other dude trips out, he's like HUH!?!?!?

[riffraff1089]

FUCKIN AAASOLE

[GMunny84]

Because I rub it and you do it..hahah classic

[Taktotentypp]

pick me up you bastard gay hahahahah fuck yea

[RedDaVincy]

Because... I'm your friend.

FUCK OFF.

[mrboyface]

you fike i fuck your sister man!

[elgreatness]

Dude he is so upset.. All because he claimed to be his friend

[Azadi1111234]

@TheMadc0w

ok kunta kinte

[hegadem]

Why do ameriKKKans drown their kids in bathtubs and dry

their pets in microwave ovens?

[hegadem]

Are all ameriKKKans terrorists? Or only most of them?

[hegadem]

USA = nation of OBESE single moms and prescription

medication junkies.

[hegadem]

White man's God = Money

Jews = Money

White man's God = Jews

[hegadem]

@TheMadc0w: fucking dumb ignorant racist white trailer trash inbred piece of redneck shit,

get off YouTube. The jews own your ass.

[hegadem]

@TheMadc0w: stop posting on YouTube you dumb ignorant racist white trailer

trash inbred piece of shit. It's illegal. And we shit on your God too.

[hegadem]

@TheMadc0w: fucking inbred white trailer trash ignorant racist ameriKKKan scum.

The police will get you soon. I have tipped them off too. You have been reported for hate speech.

[doscephduck]

Yeah! He got you good, fucker!

[powerfulSubtlety]

This probably happened in Mississauga, Ontario (or possibly Brampton).

[kingshirwa]

@TheMadc0w ?i didnt do nothing wrong lol, u can call the police a million times and i wont get in trouble because u think im a terrorist because im Muslim that's actually racist which is illegal so actually i can call the police on you .Hahahaha dumb kid thinks hes smart

[jpmuthafuka]

@kingshirwa go kill yourself in a sucide bombing you shrimp dick towel head terrorist fuck

[kingshirwa]

@jpmuthafuka hahahahaha your so funny i forgot to laugh and i will nvr kill my self because ppl love me to mutch but your free cuz u dont have anyone who loves u so ur taking it out on some one who is just muslin so go to hell u racist basterd!

[jpmuthafuka]

@kingshirwa dude everybody loves me :) dont cry just cuz navy seals killed ur dad on may 2

[kingshirwa]

@jpmuthafuka Not rlly cuz my dad is still alive and your just making fun of me because u got family issues :D! lol but its not working because i have high self esteem unlike some good for nothing loser who makes fun of ppl religons to make them selves feel good .

[jpmuthafuka]

@kingshirwa i make fun of you cuz its funny btw i have a loving family except my sister

[hegadem]

@jpmuthafuka: and the world laughs at and makes fun of dumb ignorant racist white trailer ameriKKKans

because it's funny. Everyone know the U.S. has the dumbest population in the world.

[hegadem]

@jpmuthafuka: all ameriKKKans are dumb ignorant racist terrorists.

[hegadem]

@jpmuthafuka: go kill yourself by jumping off a cliff, you dumb ignorant

racist white trailer trash inbred piece of shit.

The only terrorist here is you.

[jpmuthafuka]

@hegadem hahahahahaha ok

[kingshirwa]

@TheMadc0w R u stupid or messed in the head? how does that mean im a terrorist?come up with a real reason then come bac to with a better answer.Anothere thing is do u know what terrorist means?

[kingshirwa]

@TheMadc0w Make me white trash u kno ur so fucking stupid call people bakegrounds stupid and how can i be a terrories if i was born in canada hahahaha u feel stupid dont u fucking kid

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

Ahh...the annotations...

[wiibot15]

ownage pranks uses a lot of kerpal sayings in his indian accent pranks.

[swaggerjacker110]

dude u r some fucking gay i hope u die

[iLiekMesos]

@TheMadc0c, it's a religion, it's not fiction you ignorant kid. Go to hell.

[smallgohan]

Because im your friend.

[PaulGibson100]

Enough with the fucking notations!

[ZildjianDrummer420]

...because, I'm your friend?... Fuck off!!... You Bastard Fuck!! Lololololol

[callan102]

"Because I rub it, and then you do it..."

[ChavitoBrigante]

"I give you f u c k ing a s s hole address and I kill you!"

[ian559fresno]

"I come from Punjabi" lol!!!!

[DarkprinX2500]

this video would be better without the stupid annotations.. 

[Sherik726]

Yo dude, why did you make fun of a religion in your video. In one of the boxes it says fuck god. Are you stupid. 

[Thatsunfortunat3]

i come in my taxi and im gunna run u over

[chrisE10552]

so many descrions

[pellepalmu]

heil hitler ??? wtf???

[mrreggin1]

@pellepalmu my friend shut the fuck up

[Merrick0001]

Why you fucka matter

[1995a1995z]

"pick me up

"no pick me up you bastard guy"

LMAO

[luvchiild]

why i pick youp

[hippomotipus]

i come in my taxi and ima run you over. Bastard guy.

[yoza4321]

click the red bubble to get rid of the annoying popups

[Zeldadude17]

no pick me up you bastard guy.

[mrtythegayguy1]

u fuckin bastard XD

[Canadarm123]

Poor punjabi guys...

"I give you fuckin asshole address and come here!"

Classic.

[kevodade305]

FUCKING BASTARD GUY!!!

[jonathan2535]

lol bastard guy

[RacerXGTO]

It's clear, these fucking bastard guys have no concept of dialogue. They just want to fuck around. Fucking guys.

[prhray]

you fuck you guy.

you mother fuck guy.

[badrul190]

i come from puunjabi

[mikeyboy1423]

And in the bible white people are a curse

[mikeyboy1423]

Its funny how racist people always say nigger this and black that,but in reality we were here first. Religiously, the first people were jews. In the bible the Jews were black not white like these fake ass jews out here. Scientifically the first people of the world originated out of Africa.

[MrDavidAndrewSmith1]

@mikeyboy1423 scientifically black people are uncivilized barbarians.

[ggallen99]

this is papur

[BOYxSHORTS]

gay video bitch

[mesumonfire]

y did u say fuck  Allah u dumb ass

[babycupcakesz]

This video was meant for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only. Yet, there are some racist fcuks who think that's how indian ppl are.

What the fcuk is everyone's problem?

If you don't like what you hear or see, there's an "X" button on the top right hand corner of the screen. Was that easy or what?

[jonnijames]

@babycupcakesz agreed, .....however ...

people are people and just as u think the white might be hatin on this n that colour , those colours hold their own prejudice against whites, so get a grip, anti white mofo

[MetallicJoker]

Why I i i i i mm m m comin'??!!!

No. Because I rub it and then you do it.

HUH?!!

No. You see I call you say you come get me.

LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

[xXqpXx7]

What you gonna do u bastard gay?

[curlysawrxo]

Bastard guy

You fuck you guy

Motherfuck guy

Ayyy

[TheDirtyFlower494]

You fuck you guy... Motherfuck guy....

[tamerthelame]

lmao airport road is this brampton?

[ParticleSon]

@tamerthelame

Yes, it is. This call went to a guy in Brampton. "Purpa" I suspect was calling from Malton or Brampton. My fav prank call to this day....

[luvchiild]

@tamerthelame haha yeah

[jlayday1]

711 worker: (calm voice) pick me up?

[mvjs27]

....For. For the CAR.

[ThousandairesClub]

i love how after "because i am your friend", things just take a turn for the worst...

[chaised]

Bash indians all you all want but the fact remains that we have more indian doctors and specialists than north american ones. Im sure theres a bunch of retarded north americans in india smearing a bad label across north america too. Coming from a white guy, i find these clips hilarious but dont think they in any significant way portray indians or indian culture.

[hockeynut84]

bbbbb

[hockeynut84]

This video is a perfect example of un educated foreigners . Although it may be funny it backs up my point. LEARN ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT

[Azadi1111234]

lol fukin stupid pakis

[1smax16]

look the address up and youll find a gas station LMAO

[legendkiller1984]

hey hey take it easy here fags...maybe us honkeys need to stop drinking paint thinner and banging our sisters...but y'all browns need to stop bombing stuff and look into deoderant when needed

and when we all do that the world will be a much better place :)

peace out fags

[ca1977a]

poo and fart-flaps to all of you!

[menor95]

muslim is muslim not christian. muslims are not a loving religion like say christians. no they are dirty, evil, scum

[safi29]

@menor95 dirty evil and scum sounds a bit lyk ur mum

[killer45140]

fuck you muslim terrorists piece of shit

[hegadem]

@killer45140: fuck you dumb ignorant racist white trash inbred amerikan piece of shit.

[Potato22Head]

@hegadem A derka derka derka derka muhammad jihad!

[Zahidske]

you fucking white son of a b itch your dads moms uncles aunty was a white bitch and so are you.

you fuckin peice of white shit even my shit looks better than you. dont write anyything about allah or islam otherwise i will chop your balls and feed them to your dad

[menor95]

@Zahidske fuck islam western world is way better lol. what you gona do plant a bomb on a train or plane lol.

[EastBayFM]

Ever wonder what Tourettes syndrome looks like in text form on the internet or via online chat?? Well, this video is a fine example of that.

[kabaddisherpunjabi]

I WANT TO GETCH YOU!!!

[TheGuy123321]

DONT LIE YOU FUCKING GUY

[wowzers002]

"Why are you comming?"

"Because I rub it and then you do it"

"Huh"

"No uh you see?"

Lol hilarious

[MikaOwns]

u fuckin guy I KEEL u

[KratosofWar999]

lmfao this made my day

[MasterDrummer101]

Bastard Guy!

[mafowler1]

i give you a*swhole death man

[enzoferrari2400]

what chu gonna do, you bastard guy...

[danielward9]

you fuckin arsehole man.... fuck you you bastard guy

[mayebella]

whaddya gonna do bastard guy?!

[bizzyb0ne017]

the video in the background is really gay

[DJFG85]

FRONTY TWO FOUR FIVE SIX AIRPORT ROAD! damn I wish I was there to see the look on the guys face while he waited for Kerpal.

[EpicPremonition]

I come from punjabi LMFAO wtf this shit kicks off so swiftly it's jokes

[bizzyb0ne017]

@EpicPremonition Yeah its all fun and games then all the sudden in 1 second flat it turns into a heated fued lol

[navymarine2]

i come are run u over you basterd guy you fuck u guy lol

[RetardStudios3]

"That's it. You're going to die now."

lol Too funny!

[HankTh3Dwarf]

motherfuck guy

[Y0uTubeLicksMyBalls]

"are u coming"

"why are u coming"

"because i rub it and then u do it"

ROFLOLOL

[TheSilentAssasain]

I give you fuckin arsehole address

[southcitycrew650]

bastard guy haha

[chavask8tork]

because i rub and then you do it jajajajaja stupid ponk so funy this is karpal i m punjabi jajaja

[thagingerbreadman]

i rub it and then you do it....was he trying to say hes a genie? LMFAO

[MrPezzzz]

No because I rub it and then you do it

HUH?

[jlayday1]

"you bastard fuck"

LMAO

[sithXrebel]

harpendur?!?!?

[littleritchie]

Ownagepranks?

[theGreek621]

because i rub it and then you do it LOL

[themplskid]

"Ye- No pick ME up you bastard guy" lol "Because.. I'm you friend

Fuck off

You bastard fuck!"

LOL that shit still cracks me up.. 7 years after I first heard it

[TheMoneyadict]

paki lol

[horta85]

FOR THE CAR

[BigEyeGreedy]

Fuck Brampton! Big up North York! Sauga's alright though..

[horta85]

Because I Rub It And You Do It!

[DJA8888]

123456 airport road ....1:08

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

I am a Muslim aswel, right, and people think that I am an agressive and intolorant guy. They thnk that I will make my wife a doormat, and it pisses me tha fuck off.

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

Lol Airport Road is in Canada, Ontario, Mississauga.

[2010sammyh]

@cr1mec0mmit3r hey i live there....... in mississauga

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

@2010sammyh Yeah Im in Brampton, Id bet that half of the youtubers here are American

[MrBigButterMan]

He gives his address lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thelonehustler3]

lol i give you fuckin' asshole address?

[plyr2008]

why am i coming

[ShakSparrow]

'because i rub it and then u do it'

[Stingboy316]

@ShakSparrow "HUH????" haha

[ShakSparrow]

@Stingboy316 ROFL 'because...im your friend'

[FunnyJunkOwner]

LOL KERPAL IS HILARIOUS

[Kobe24isMVP]

stop talking religion PLEASE

even for a funny video like this people can't just stop bashing Islam and write only 3 letters in the comments -- LOL

[jducati11]

wtf is the rest of it??

[jeseavery]

bastard guy

[chafe11]

OK, can EVERYONE stop WRITING in CAPS ?

[MrSandhu11]

wat up do u know how to spell bastard gay becuase u put guy instead of gay

[MSLADYTEN10]

Bicth ass hoe fucking rasist

[gggu]

HAHAHA I love how it goes "because... I'm your friend." "Fuck off..."

[ace69er]

Gees if you cant speak/write english, stick to your own language?

And what has being muslim got to do with anything?

Muslims are the biggest racists/bigots on earth!

They denigrate anything/one who isnt like them!

Funny prank btw!~

[safi29]

fuk u y u gettin racist u dikhed! if u dnt like 1 person u dnt need 2 start takin it out on his religion and beliefs get a fukin life u virgin loser i hate racists like u!

[ace69er]

I am SORRY you feel that way. I am hardly being racist. I said nothing racist! YOU read it again.

I just stated a fact. Facts are not racist.

Anyway, my comment was valid, WHAT has being muslim GOT to do with posting this.

Muslims ARE bigoted! So are Christians. They dont like anybody that arent like them. THIS is a fact.

Anyway, religion is NOT above criticism.

Check out vids by Pat Condell.

I am sorry but you cannot counter my logic here.

[safi29]

how are Muslims bigoted do ur research in more detail next time if ur stating that all muslims dont like any one that isnt them ur saying that everybody who is a muslim are bigoted including me i have plenty of christian,atheist,Hindu and Sikh friends just because they dont share my beliefs i dnt h8 them so by saying muslims u r implying it too all muslims so dont think u no it all.

[ace69er]

I didnt say muslims! I said ALL religious people. They show that bigotry by trying to enforce THEIR morality (usually sexual) on any1 who isnt of their particular persuasion. I didnt single out muslims. Muslims AND Christians are the worst offenders here.

IF you are not 1 of these, that is fine, and i did not mean U personally.

But 1 only has to open their eyes and SEE how others try to enforce morality onto other who do not wish it.

I grew UP with muslims ok, i think i know a fair bit!

[1fathema]

lk dnt say stuff like dat in da first pl8ce ye coz im muslim nd keep ur fukin coments 2 urself coz me nd safi29 r offende nd lotmore y u wach dis stuff if u dnt like it

[cummyworms]

Hey I like it but if someone thinks its a pile of shit thats their opinion this is america you got freedom of speech ya crazy cunt.

[ace69er]

Same in Oz! You have to KILL me to shit me up!

Religion is NOT above criticism.

DONT attack the belivers, thats no good, it solves nothing, attack the belief it self! Crush it with common sense & LOGIC!

Logic is the path to truth!

[ace69er]

I never said i didnt like this prank. It was sent to me.

It was funny, I took exception to YOUR comments about being muslim and racism.

All i said was leave ya religion OUT of this. SIMPLE!

And please write fuller words, they way you write is hard to understand.

Cheers!

[safi29]

i AM a muslim i think i no a fair bit aswell. and i dnt try to get all of my non muslim friends 2 convert to islam,. u say u do not mean it to me personally yet u say MUSLIMS are bigoted if u say muslims as a whole then u ARE offending me personally.

[ace69er]

Bad luck, As Mark 'Chopper' Reed says: 'Harden the fuck up!!'

Obviously what i said previously went right OVER your head. Logic beats ALL! Religion is ILLOGICAL!

So that makes me correct.

AND, (again) i did NOT single out muslims, i said christians were ALSO the biggest bigots and hypocrites along with the rest (all others religions)

So get USED to it cos its gonna happen MORE!

Religion is DYING! Get OVER it!

God doesnt WANT your self abasement, ANY god that does is NOT worthy of your praise!

[ace69er]

My logic here is perfect, so no argument is valid.

[logitechnc]

I'm not perfect.

[logitechnc]

and i'm not yours

[safi29]

yh u may of sed christians but u still sed muslims i am not going to continue replying now because clearly u r a retard with no life.

you also think that ur the smart but ur just sum dumb retarded geek who sits on his computer all day and has no life

[ace69er]

OH so its OK i crit Cristians, et al but Muslims are untouchable??

Grow UP son! Religion is so childish! no wonder we have NO progress, its just LIKE the middles ages, religion has taken over common sense again.

NO more!

A few things about me , yeah i am a bit of a geek (dont forget WHO your boss is)

I HAVE a life ( i do lots of outdoor activities, i am artisitic and play music, i cook, and am active in many intellectual persuits)

Sorry but a retatd doesnt do such things!

So grow UP & get real!

[safi29]

i am NOT saying its ok to dis christians but i dont like the fact that u are being racist and insulting my beliefs and a lot of other peoples beliefs!

so U need to grow up and get up of ur ass and stop being racist!