when i was at school about 14 or 15 me and my old pals used to joke about porkins all the time. he is a legend. we would pass notes around with little doodles of porkins about to crash and a little speech bubble sayin "no im alright" with a big kaboom on the back.
man, u guys beat us to the chase!!! we were watching star wars in class and heard luke call him porkins and me and my friend have been quoting it for the past month. lol.
This is a story.........about a man....... and his fight......to keep his weight within reasonable bondaries....
TheTreecritter111 1 month ago
star wars has porkins
downfall has fegelein
i love the internet
gmk120 4 months ago
Damn... they even got his action figure right. It too is fat.
Warmaker01 4 months ago
porking is going big fan base
urantiruslan 8 months ago
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fails on every level
Thisnameistaken11 11 months ago
Porkins.. you are a legend among heroes! :D
RockyBalboa211 11 months ago
Funny to see, how a secondary character like him, in fact, not even a secondary one, acted in a scene for 10 seconds and got this famous.
This guy's a legend.
RazielFallenAngel 1 year ago
How original, requiem for a dream on the background
Hubbleknarf 1 year ago
fatty, he will be dearly missed
mambasnake246 1 year ago
THIS MOVIE WILL SURPASS EPICNESS
RyanA136 1 year ago
Jek Porkins:The Movie - Episode IV - Fly! Fatass Fly!
Akira625 1 year ago
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Music from, Requiem for a Dream, awsomness and quite a mind fuk of a movie
twistedbro5 1 year ago
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twistedbro5 1 year ago
intro was too long...did not watch
MrAlexbradley 1 year ago
You forgot his favorite desert! Oh, and another thing don't ever yell 'COVER ME PORKINS!" in a crowded theatre!
the430movie 1 year ago
Who ever knew this guy would be a fuckin toy haha?
AgTFXCRunner 1 year ago
In the X-wing game, if you choose your pilot's name as "Porkin", your profile pic is Porkins.
I don't know why "Porkins" as a pilot name gives you some other doofus.
KeeblerOrcs 2 years ago
I think we all need to have a moment of silence for Jek Porkins.
grungzer 2 years ago 3
Why does the fat guy gotta be called Porkins? Is it just a short version of "pork skins"?
groundhog0339 2 years ago
I'm naming my first born Jek Porkins.
LexMeza95 2 years ago 20
@LexMeza95 i whis u never have a son ( i don´t want to offende you)
5abigor 1 year ago
@5abigor Too late, buddy! Luckily my wife didn't find this vid as funny as I did and my son was saved from a lifetime of humiliation! :)~
LexMeza95 1 year ago
@LexMeza95 i whis u never have a son ( i don´t want to offence you)
5abigor 1 year ago
XD long live Porkins. He died as many fat people want to.... with a burger in one hand and fries in the other.
Funny.
flamekeepr 3 years ago 5
imperial scenes are good too. i remember jumping out of a cupboard behind a teacher and shouted " you rebel scum" and he jumped out of his skin
cyllocybin 3 years ago 2
@cyllocybin Priceless!
LexMeza95 1 year ago
when i was at school about 14 or 15 me and my old pals used to joke about porkins all the time. he is a legend. we would pass notes around with little doodles of porkins about to crash and a little speech bubble sayin "no im alright" with a big kaboom on the back.
cyllocybin 3 years ago 14
wats this song called
davidlerothJAMES 3 years ago
Requim of a Dream the original version not the LOTR version
BlahBohogun 3 years ago
Quit the internet.
toiletduck252 2 years ago
LONG LIVE THE FAT PEOPLE.
jediphillip4 3 years ago
hes fat!
ItalianStallion773 3 years ago
i always thought he said eject
brnape 4 years ago
man, u guys beat us to the chase!!! we were watching star wars in class and heard luke call him porkins and me and my friend have been quoting it for the past month. lol.
littlerjoe35 4 years ago
long live jek porkins!
reximusmaximus 4 years ago
Jek is cool!
stickmanwrestlingfed 4 years ago
we got the porkins figure and should be startin the movie this friday
ps the music is Requiem for a Dream. hope tht helps
highlyhumorous 4 years ago
musik name please !?!?!
klobiber 4 years ago
musik name please !!!
klobiber 4 years ago
LMFAO JEK IS A COOL GUY! i am also going to be making this movie with highlyhumorous, its gonna rule!
stickmanwrestlingfed 4 years ago