I hope you won't die tomorrow- I wouldn't want you to have spent your last day being angry at average tasting cookies when you could've been chasing exotic women.
The grand fortune cookie tradition of our family is to add "in bed" (or more obscene terms) to the end of the fortune. We also play a game where whoever is able to fish the fortune out without breaking the cookie wins. Clearly, we're also one of those obnoxious families who laugh loudly and blow straw papers on each other.
You're so cute, sometimes I put on your videos instead of listening to music
LOL
vangelissopamena 3 weeks ago
You just made my day. I always felt the fortune cookie's messages were becoming less creative myself.
mickeflip 3 weeks ago
have you ever been told that you talk just like wheatley (without the accent)?
TheSalimnemi 3 weeks ago
@TheSalimnemi ha, yes, I have!
BigBadBlake1 3 weeks ago
I hope you won't die tomorrow- I wouldn't want you to have spent your last day being angry at average tasting cookies when you could've been chasing exotic women.
IlesAlique 3 weeks ago
The grand fortune cookie tradition of our family is to add "in bed" (or more obscene terms) to the end of the fortune. We also play a game where whoever is able to fish the fortune out without breaking the cookie wins. Clearly, we're also one of those obnoxious families who laugh loudly and blow straw papers on each other.
ShmexyNewts 3 weeks ago 6