Voldemort and Rick Perry - STRONG

[5BBQporkbuns]

Forget Obama. Screw Rick Santorum. And shut up Mitt Romney. We are all voting for VOLDEMORT 2012 because YES HE CAN.

[MrExplosionification]

HOW COULD YOU VOLDEMORT

[NaomiSatoism]

Voldemort is awesome. Rick Perry is an ignorant asshole.

[morriganimal]

i think Voldemort should run for mayor of the WORLD

[KaNoKaUcHiHa]

i would vote for voldemort XD

[IFYOUCOULDFLY]

rick perry and voldemort. aren't they the same thing?

[SteffiHenri1992]

Everyone, Dead! LOL

[blackdeathlyrose69]

This combines two of my favorite things, Harry Potter and politics!

[andreaszoink]

Where did the 'barely' go from 'barelypolitical'???

[Karu770]

Those two should really be running mates

[americanr10]

If only Harry potter could be president... But noooo he's not an 'American citizen'

[capperz412]

He sounds like Omid Djalili haha XD

[SuperChadWarden]

We all know Rick Perry has been dabbling in the dark arts. He just throws that out there, like an assumption, totally changes the tone of the video. I love it.

[Skablam0793]

I'm proud to be a fill-in-the-blank sexual.

[AHgeesmee]

@Skablam0793

We should get together sometime and blank, then. ;P

[ragecomics123]

0:39 did a piece of his face just fall off?

[JelvinJS7]

anyone else realize that Voldemort was from the UK… he couldn't be rick's "running mate"

[ConservaGirl85]

Hmm.... Are you guys liberal?!?! It's so subtle....

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@ConservaGirl85 Something wrong with being liberal?.... :|

[Islander255]

I like how your channel name is "Barely Political"

[TheAmberh44]

HAHA!!! This was Funny but goin to far with the gays...

[Leona2457]

Fill in the Blank Sexuals.everyone.dead.

[OohPen]

"We Shall Destroy America!" XD

[KrazyKandyFreak]

Why is Voldemort is Forks? o.O

[xtamared]

I would buy one of those bumper stickers.

[trifulquita15]

brothers und sisters, do not buy this gay propaganda

A man sniffing another man's butt is disgusting, satanic and gross, what is wrong with these liberals, brothers und sisters

[ShadowLycanthrope]

@trifulquita15 Since when do gay man sniff each others butts?... Wait! Are you saying that social dogs are also 'disgusting' 'satanic' and 'gross'?

There's nothing wrong with gays, they are people like everyone else. Get over it.

[trifulquita15]

@ShadowLycanthrope

watch this video "Man Gets Caught On Camera Trying To Sniff A Guy's Butt In Supermarket"

there is nothing wrong with ex-gays, thay are people like everyone else

[Sammytheman666]

@trifulquita15 Yeah, I think you're so right. I mean, I keep sniffing the butt of my girlfriend, but the tought of another guy sniffing the butt of another guy in their own privacy is satanic ! I think we should go burn down every house in the gay districts of every town in the world, just to be sure no man will ever sniff another man's butt.

BTW for those reading this, I have actually no problems whatsoever with the gays and was being sarcastic

[trifulquita15]

@Sammytheman666 no, you wasnt, you hate gays. Homophobic rite here.

'He said "we should go burn down every house in the gay districts". LOL

Being gay is a sin, but burning gays is too much. This is America, we dont burn perverts, we make videos about them so we can laugh

[MassGamer121]

@trifulquita15 i like how ur saying that ur defending gays yet u say that its a sin.

[Carbonateful]

the akward moment when the two top comments are saying the same thing.

[70803Beebee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

THIS IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gothicrubyrocker]

LOL he will end obamas war on rellision,and probably start 50 more!AND WE ALL KNOW RICK PERRY HAZ BEEN DABBLING IN THE DARK ARTS!

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Subscribed. <3

[TheSquishyfishy77]

im Voldemort and i approve this message *cutesy face* c:

[MissLilyBug95]

Wher did that accent come from? It's like english, then german, then scottish, then a mix of all of the above LOL

[MsLeality]

@MissLilyBug95 its a fillintheblank accent

[Sammytheman666]

@MissLilyBug95 It's Voldemorish

[itostrong923v]

This is one very "narrow" video. =p

[53artsy]

UG my hair is soo annoying some times

[SecondGuess1]

i like how there's an Obama ad right next to the video

[Ronny10M]

I think Voldemort does cocaine...

[CaptainCoffeeMcIce]

I'll vote for anyone who has a nose.

[rhar1703]

this is real by the way

[Alan123123123]

459 people are retarded rick perry supporters. haha you people are mental!

[SilentCamra]

0:39 SPITTER! ;p

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

fillintheblanksexuals turn me on.

[TheTudors13]

I think when a BAD guy like voldemort approves of RICK PERRY, then it's says a lot about which side perry's on.

[guymandudeful]

should have opened with " I'm not ashamed to admit that I don't have a nose"

[lirg123]

personally i believe that his video didn't mean any harm about gays, but..... people hate him for it.

[567890dan]

i think this video is political

[sum1outder09]

i want that bumper sticker

[inconsp1cuous1515]

fill-in-the-blank sexuals? Goddfuckingdamnit im fucked.

[twinklestar7317]

XD

[Jillybeanbear]

everyone, dead! hahaha

[ArcLightShock37]

I hope Perry has seen this.

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Subscribed XD

[rage690]

@watchthisreview

I'm just encouraging people to keep there eyes shut. if you wanna talk about a holocaust go take a look at what's underneath Denvers airport built in 95. You sit there on for fat ass and try to tell me they aren't gonna be bring people in by the plane loads and throw them into this underground prison bigger the New York city. please don't look into Denver airport or into "The New World Order". We wouldn't wanna take the population to 2 billion people and destruct world religion

[WatchThisReview]

Must have been a real kick in the pants when Rick Perry dropped out, basically making the vid irrelevant =p

[hellfencer]

"Everyone, DEAD!"

[urlove12day]

lol!

[urlove12day]

lol

[TheIncredibleMalory]

Make t-shirts from this please

[VictoryFire88]

Wicked Parody!! :D

[deathpill100]

"fill in the blank" sexuals LOL... hilarious video by the way.

[TheHolyMongolEmpire]

I want one of those bumper stickers and I live in Texas. I'd probably get shot or at least my car would get keyed by rednecks.

[LadyGagaFanatic4life]

I thought Voldemort died....Apparently not.

[aXdeadXpanda]

"Everyone! DEAD!" Lol 

[rage690]

Please don't do your own research about 9/11 and controlled demolition. We promise that we only offer the truth through CNN and Fox News, Afghanistan is still accountable for "Osama". Cancer, aids, malari and MS has never killed as many people as Osama so get go dig up his dead body and Piss on it... This has been a message from your united states government. Please carry on.

[WatchThisReview]

@rage690 I love your "logic". I'm happy to see people take the same type of reasoning used in things like Holocaust denial and apply it to 9/11 conspiracies to make them seem even sillier.

[masticina]

At least voldemort has no trouble to run besides. I mean take Cthulhu.. seriously that guy in second of command. No way Cthulhu would just eat everybody. Actually that is his solution to everything [this poster uses the term HIS as it is obviously unknown what sexe Cthulhu is. At least after 40 guys sent into finding out ..little sense was made of it]

[theSHITIFYRE]

i think Voldemort likes cocaine ...

[DaveUK84]

@Midnightwolf72 Nah, not Irish or Russian- just posh boy English, like a Prince Charles impersonation.

[MrZeletDude]

I used to pray to the painsnake like this "maaamaaahaaajgaalalaha" and I turned out just fine !:)

[zorb2000]

Voldemort, I thought it was the Grim Reaper from Bill and Teds Bogus Journey???

[ghostboywb36]

I think I'm FillInTheBlankSexual XD

[LadyOllie5200]

I'm lord voldemort and I approve this message

[djjonasc]

Of course Voldemort is with the Republicans! But it will be a little difficult to wipe out both the Dark Lord AND Tea Party...

Obama FTW!

[DragonPhantom123]

Rick Perry doesn't want to wipe out the gays you stupid idiot!!!

[Chemgirl99]

Everyone dead!

[The1Godforever]

1:10-1:12 oh hell no

[KervyWane]

His face is just to much it looks like white shut from some owls

[Chemgirl99]

HILARIOUS! :)

[otar67]

lmao at how he says rick perry XD

[damlurker]

haha finally a barely political vid from barelypolitical..

[ambertara4]

lmaoo(:

[SusanRenee49]

*too busy laughing to come up with a coherent comment* LMAO!!

[blahblahblah1999930]

Like if you would vote Voldy 2012.

[MsTamtamlove]

Lol omg Todd your soo funny !!

I wish i could meet you or do a parody with you !!

[sourmilky]

"Rick Perry will end Obama's war on religion and probably start like 50 more. XD

[SleazyDubstep]

I Don't Like That Whole Kill Homosexuals Stuff..:/

[wackadoodleable]

well he's got my vote :D

[StripedFluffyBunny]

@united101usa I dunno, but men were born with g spots in their asses, so you tell me.

[AnkokuEvangeline]

@StripedFluffyBunny Oh come on now, why did you have to be so funny, now there's spit on my screen...

[ListenToMe12345]

i thought Voldemort was dead....... or is this sent from down under(if ya know wut i mean)?

[Lucailey]

Does anyone actually like Rick Perry?

[angelonline456]

@Lucailey i do.

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@Lucailey Some. Some...

Not me. :P

[Euthyphro002]

fill in the blank sexuals, lol

[StupidIdiot12345]

Kill all the fill-in-the-blank-sexuals? Now that's a message I can get behind!

[akimpeace1]

Voldemort is English... why is he talking about American politics?

[4168daniel]

sur we do but what we don't need a conservitive douchebag who will literally crusify anyone even remotely different. the last thing we need is Hitler back in power!!!!

[Piper0711]

If that person becomes our leader

[Piper0711]

Well, I can agree with the fact that we need someone who will take action as our country's leader.

[Th3Ph1234k]

since when is Voldemort Russian?

[inamonianim]

@Th3Ph1234k How did you get Russian out of that voice? It's blatantly Ye Olde English accent.

[Benchiladas]

@Th3Ph1234k thats not a russian accent, still british. just a bit different

[angelonline456]

@Th3Ph1234k YOU ARE HILARIOUSLY* BRILLIANT! i hope your comment gets into their "Comment Video" <3

[Midnightwolf72]

@Th3Ph1234k He seems irish to me.

[lastchanceblademan]

haha thats awesome

[niladis]

This almost made me want to vote for Rick Perry...

[Sophx57x]

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[JoshuNguyenshow]

at the end wen u said "Im Voldemort and i approve this message." your smile was creeping me out.

[MikkiMowsey]

"I'm Voldemort and I approve this message :3" I lol'd

[sweetstrawberry700]

@13star13girl13 really i didn't see it ?

[13star13girl13]

this is the best idea ever. btw, at 0:38 some of his makeup falls off

[ashley77710]

i watched this after watching harry potter lol

[LlamaNarwhal123]

Where did my top comment go? :\

[ccrockz334]

VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT!!!!

[MrCoFeE10]

gettin little homophobe dont u think

[Majoolwip]

@MrCoFeE10 he is just agreeing with rick perry

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

@MrCoFeE10 are you kidding?

[CriminalMind1212]

Voldemort 2012!

[901powers]

can you make a 2NE1 "I am the best" parody it would make my day,

Thankyou

[heyguys484]

We all know Voldemort will be a better president than Rick Perry

[united101usa]

URINE SEX About 80% of gays reported having engaged in "golden showers" [drinking or being splashed with urine]. In a survey of gays,13 23% admitted to urine-sex. In the largest random survey of gays,6 29% reported urine-sex. In a San Francisco study of 655 gays,14 only 24% claimed to have been monogamous. Of these monogamous gays, 5% drank urine, 7% practiced "fisting," 33% ingested feces via anal/oral contact, 53% swallowed semen, and 59% received semen in their rectum.

[xTommyGirlx]

@united101usa lol your statistics are bullshit

[IndiaJacob]

@united101usa Also 79.634% of all surveys are made up on the spot.

[united101usa]

eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result? --the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A." In 1992,26 it was noted that the proportion of gays engaging in oral/anal sex had not declined.

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[united101usa]

The rectum was not designed to accommodate sex, and those who do so can find themselves consigned to diapers for life.

FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who

[IndiaJacob]

@united101usa The rectum was designed so I can stick my foot up your ass.

[lickitup44]

@heyguys484 yeah

[LordZoldemort]

I think Voldemort would be a better president than Rick Perry.

[aTootsiepop]

lol lets table top america

[rebootw2]

I think I'll move to Pigfarts if Rick Perry wins...

[bboythekidstudios]

I like this guy! I think he will make the perfect running mate for Rick Perry!

[MrJc800]

voldemort you are not american, i think you wont be able to vote on him sorry :(

[confundo247]

This is absolutely perfect. Thank you, Voldy!

[MrBaeza1994]

i agree with rick perry why are people hating on him???

[LlamaNarwhal123]

@MrBaeza1994 because he will RUIN america! watch my vid response on my channel to learn more

[kirbymelton23]

This video went viral on Asuncion

[TheDillan74]

haha yeah your turned out okay.... Except without a frigging nose. :P

[Animae4ever]

Hs head is GREEN lol haha last time in the Harry Potter video it was cream HAHAHA LUV KOA

[laughingallthetime8D]

fill-in-the-blank sexual!!!!!!

[gothicrubyrocker]

if i was ammerican,and i was 18,i would vote for voldemort,not rick perry voldemore only!

[TheMaecool]

OH HELL NAH! NOW HE'S WORKING WITH VOLDEMORT TOO!

[Andieslost]

Obama didn't make the law to keep people from praying in schools, it's the separation from church and state. Which if he at all hopes to win, he should remember.

[irsunshine49]

I love this, I hate Rick so much

[daniellenicoled]

I haven't been following the campaign closely, but I have seen the actual video, and I don't think he meant for his statement about homosexuals to be bad, I just didnt see it. I think he was more trying to say that we should allow everyone to be open about their beliefs and such without limitations like school and work. I don't know though, so if you think I'm wrong correct me.

[OwlCityFan26]

I actually STRONGLY agree with Perry's message and I am distraught that it is getting so much negative feedback!

[SuperMegaar]

Awesome :)

[torny6]

vote for rick perry cuz voldemort said so

[vickygummy]

MOLDISHORTS!!!!

[RachelBerryGoldStar]

Just the fact that Rick Perry exists is terrifying! If he gets elected it will be a terrible horrible no good very bad day, and I will move to Australia...or Mars...or maybe Gallifrey...to bad I'm no good a teraforming

[vincentlett]

LETS GO RON PAUL FUCK RICK PERRY

[KungfuCow5]

@vincentlett Obama.

[dancer4Life4436]

Todd looks a bit green rather then white(:

[mmholt23]

U talk to much Todd

[wwesuperfan1128]

i agree todd/voldemort

[TheGolden321]

voldemort looks like he needs to crap! 1:37!

[ShayMcSudonim]

I must have seen this video five or six times by now, and the "Pain-Snake" line still gets me.

Every. Single. Time.

[CaptinofAwesomeness]

at my school, muslims are allowed to have a prayer room, but if christan kids have a bible we get suspended

[mdycake98]

@CaptinofAwesomeness That is so retarted! When George Washington started we could pray and carry bibles in school if we wanted! Now if you want to do that you have to go to a christian school! I meanwtc!

[cometkite]

@CaptinofAwesomeness In the US, that would be unconstitutional. This is why freedom of religion is important: because it allows people to have their own religious beliefs without government interference.

[TheNobodyClub]

...who's rick perry?

*Googles that shit!*