yep you all sit there killing your liver and setting yourselves up for a triple heart bypass whilst snorting formaldehyde which is released from compressed tiles like dancefloors etc :P deluded into thinking your safe from dirty cancer causing smokers when infact more people died cos they couldnt afford their winter bill then from smoking ,should be an electric bill ban
@Lightf00t1 You are a fucking moron because you don't see why it is far worse to allow smoking in a bar than men kissing.
I'm actually against the smoking ban, but I can still see the reasons that it was enacted. Can you, for example, tell me why it is worse to allow two men to kiss in public than a man and a woman?
@Lightf00t1 Answer the question- I asked you what the difference is between it being two men instead of a man and a woman.
Also, one is something which you can just ignore and the other is forcing people to breathe your second hand smoke which, techincally, can cause health problems (especially the staff).
As I said, I'm not for the smoking ban, but does seeing people kissing really upset you that much? It's not encouraged just because it's not banned, by the way.
That's the problem with lefties. They're all liberal when it suits them. You're imposing your worldview on society by agreeing with the banning of cigarettes in bars, but you apply different standards to other things that offend people like men kissing men or women kissing women. Homosexuality has been shunned for centuries, so I'm not alone in my disgust.
@Lightf00t1 It's a shame you can't read. I was against the smoking ban. There are idiot left-wingers and there are idiot right-wingers, what's your point (and grouping together so many people with one term is massively idiotic)?
If you are so offended by homosexuality then you need to grow up, seriously. Also, there have been times historically where homosexuality wasn't shunned, it's mostly arbitrary religious values that have caused it to be so in recent history.
@Lightf00t1 Another point is that if you don't ban smoking in bars, then you allow people to impose their worldview of being able to smoke in bars and damage the health of others. Either way, you are taking away people's freedom, the question is which is the best option (this is probably quite a subjective matter).
Also, in one you are simply offending people and in another you are damaging their health. We live in a society where we think our worldviews shouldn't be offended. Well, we should.
@Lightf00t1 lol by that logic black people are inferior, women shouldn't do anything but household chores, the world is flat, and we should all be worshipping the egyptian gods. Millions of people believed all that before after all...
Black people are inferior - just look at Africa. Most women are idiots and only survive in the workplace via positive discrimination. As for your flat earth and egyptian god comments, that's just silly.
@Lightf00t1 Shut up you inbred white accident. If it were not for Blacks YOU wouldn't BE here. That's the only thing wrong with us. You filthy paedophile.
@Lightf00t1 You are the product of one thing freak. That's Satan. You, yourself are inbred to the extent that you are a retard. Downs Syndrome is in YOUR DNA. Check it out. Along with cancer, paedophilia and motor neurone. Forget the bullshit and white supremacist lunacy, deal with facts for once in your mutant albino life.
@Lightf00t1 I sincerely hope you're trolling. you seem quite stupid, but not to the level you'd expect for those sorts of comments. I guess you must be extremely old or homeschooled or something.
Homosexuality deemed, by the Greeks, to be the highest of social standards. Heterosexual intercourse was an obligational act necessary for procreation, but love was expressed between a man and another man (well, actually a boy, but if I told you that, you'd probably throw all sorts of anachronistic statements at me).
Now, you probably think it was white people who convinced the western world that homosexuality is wrong, and you'd be wrong. The idea that homosexua
lity is wrong comes from the Abrahamic religions. As every rational, learned person knows, these religions and their doctrines come from the Middle-East. Hence, your appeal to your disgust with homosexuality is, ipso facto, an appeal to the socio-political standards of the brown-skinned people of the Middle-East, QED.
@godkingRoss To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what your point is here. I don't know anybody, liberal or otherwise, who thinks that we should embrace every influence, from every culture we possibly can. I've never heard anybody say, "cocaine is probably the only influence that colombia has had on us, therefore we should support it." Neither have I heard "the Nigerians are really into their financial fraud scams, lets copy them."
@godkingRoss I wasn't saying that some cultures are all-good and some are all-bad. I was just saying that having an open-minded culture doesn't mean embracing EVERY aspect of EVERY culture just for the sake of doing it. The person I was replying to was claiming that liberals would want to protect smoking tobacco purely because it was originally Native American and liberals love multi-culturalism. I diagreed.
@godkingRoss I'm not sure about that. But I am a smoker and almost all of my friends are also smokers, so maybe I don't notice it so much. I quite like going outside for a cigarette, though. Especially if you're in a loud, sweaty club. It's a nice break. Like David says here, I feel sorry for the 2 friends I have who don't smoke. They end up standing outside with us lol!
I'd love to have the possibility and freedom to perhapse, one day, find a smoking bar. Somewhere I can go and have the same freedom that non-smokers have. I love non-smoking establishments, sometimes I don't desire to sit in a smoky place. But if I do, say desire to enjoy a havana cigar or something, with a nice cup of coffee or such, I'd like to have the freedom to find a cigar club. Places which used to exist, purely for cigar lovers, not non-smokers, now BANNED.
@DoYouFeelLucky The only reason I can see that cigar bars and shisha bars and the like (even Dutch coffeehouses!) fall under the same ban is that if they didn't, everyone would just call themselves a smoking bar. You could maybe have a law that you're not allowed licenses for both smoking and alcohol, I suppose. But then the other reason is that it's really just an attempt to prohibit smoking by degrees - they're talking about extending it to cars, and it already applies to certain open spaces.
The add shows the smoker going outside on his own missing out on the conversation but I find it's the non smoker who has to either go outside with the others for no reason and feel like a bit of a tit (me) or sit inside alone.
he has lost SO much weight.
Richierua 4 days ago
If only the we had our own Ron Paul as UK PM, no bullshit smoking ban.
Marban00 2 weeks ago
They have such natural humour, sounds very non scripted !
CMob09 2 weeks ago
mmmm cigarettes
p1nkAcid 3 weeks ago
yep you all sit there killing your liver and setting yourselves up for a triple heart bypass whilst snorting formaldehyde which is released from compressed tiles like dancefloors etc :P deluded into thinking your safe from dirty cancer causing smokers when infact more people died cos they couldnt afford their winter bill then from smoking ,should be an electric bill ban
alextt333 3 weeks ago
I'm one of the people in my group that get to go out on a trip :L
shikamaruisfit 3 weeks ago
how has the top comment got more likes than the video :s
rlittleify 4 weeks ago
I served David Mitchell a couple of times at a bar I was working on at the Edinburgh Festival and he was the only one in his group smoking!
IMightJustBeWrong 1 month ago
@IMightJustBeWrong are you sure it just wasnt a guy who looked like him?
timmy47 3 weeks ago
thought david did smoke
slevink75 1 month ago
David Mitchell does smoke. He said so on would I lie to you TONIGHT
MrNarrative 1 month ago
@MrNarrative maybe he quit at one point
mikeymikemikey1 1 month ago
BLAH BLAH BLAH LIBERAL BS
Lightf00t1 1 month ago
@Lightf00t1 I think you misunderstand.
uiruu 1 month ago
whose the blonde?
TheWoody576 1 month ago
@TheWoody576 Anna Paquin.
She's the girl who's in that vampire show True Blood.
GGGriggs 1 month ago
@godkingRoss The smoking-ban: the apartheid of our generation.
PerfectTheCircle 2 months ago
What is the deal with mitchell and web? Two Gays pretending to be straight for a show called PEEP! CUNTS
bongoloid77 2 months ago
Soo true!
pixiefloyd 2 months ago
is webb a smoker?
ellagrace810 2 months ago
David is a lot slimmer , cute now.
yvonneost12 2 months ago
What a strange society we live in. It's now legal for a man to stick his tongue down another man's throat in a public bar, but it's illegal to smoke.
Ahem. Alice in Wonderland stuff.
Lightf00t1 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 Fucking moron.
jamma246 3 months ago
@jamma246
Assertions. Please back up your claims with argument. Otherwise, you look like the fucking moron.
Can't you see the insanity of allowing public displays of aberrant sexual behaviour yet disallowing smoking?
If you can't, good luck with the Downs Syndrome.
Lightf00t1 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 You are a fucking moron because you don't see why it is far worse to allow smoking in a bar than men kissing.
I'm actually against the smoking ban, but I can still see the reasons that it was enacted. Can you, for example, tell me why it is worse to allow two men to kiss in public than a man and a woman?
jamma246 3 months ago
@jamma246
I should think that is fairly obvious. It's an aberration, and should not be encouraged. What next, shagging animals on the bar?
Lightf00t1 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 Answer the question- I asked you what the difference is between it being two men instead of a man and a woman.
Also, one is something which you can just ignore and the other is forcing people to breathe your second hand smoke which, techincally, can cause health problems (especially the staff).
As I said, I'm not for the smoking ban, but does seeing people kissing really upset you that much? It's not encouraged just because it's not banned, by the way.
jamma246 3 months ago
@jamma246
That's the problem with lefties. They're all liberal when it suits them. You're imposing your worldview on society by agreeing with the banning of cigarettes in bars, but you apply different standards to other things that offend people like men kissing men or women kissing women. Homosexuality has been shunned for centuries, so I'm not alone in my disgust.
Lightf00t1 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 It's a shame you can't read. I was against the smoking ban. There are idiot left-wingers and there are idiot right-wingers, what's your point (and grouping together so many people with one term is massively idiotic)?
If you are so offended by homosexuality then you need to grow up, seriously. Also, there have been times historically where homosexuality wasn't shunned, it's mostly arbitrary religious values that have caused it to be so in recent history.
jamma246 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 Another point is that if you don't ban smoking in bars, then you allow people to impose their worldview of being able to smoke in bars and damage the health of others. Either way, you are taking away people's freedom, the question is which is the best option (this is probably quite a subjective matter).
Also, in one you are simply offending people and in another you are damaging their health. We live in a society where we think our worldviews shouldn't be offended. Well, we should.
jamma246 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 lol by that logic black people are inferior, women shouldn't do anything but household chores, the world is flat, and we should all be worshipping the egyptian gods. Millions of people believed all that before after all...
Neylonx 3 months ago
@Neylonx
Black people are inferior - just look at Africa. Most women are idiots and only survive in the workplace via positive discrimination. As for your flat earth and egyptian god comments, that's just silly.
Lightf00t1 3 months ago
@Lightf00t1 ??????????????????????????????
CuriousVirga 2 months ago
@Lightf00t1 Shut up you inbred white accident. If it were not for Blacks YOU wouldn't BE here. That's the only thing wrong with us. You filthy paedophile.
TheJanetsvids 2 months ago
@TheJanetsvids
Yes, but WE are the product of EVOLUTION. I know that's a few too many syllables for a black Downs Syndrome like yourself.
Lightf00t1 2 months ago
@Lightf00t1 You are the product of one thing freak. That's Satan. You, yourself are inbred to the extent that you are a retard. Downs Syndrome is in YOUR DNA. Check it out. Along with cancer, paedophilia and motor neurone. Forget the bullshit and white supremacist lunacy, deal with facts for once in your mutant albino life.
TheJanetsvids 2 months ago
@Lightf00t1 I sincerely hope you're trolling. you seem quite stupid, but not to the level you'd expect for those sorts of comments. I guess you must be extremely old or homeschooled or something.
MadOldPete 2 months ago
@Lightf00t1
Homosexuality deemed, by the Greeks, to be the highest of social standards. Heterosexual intercourse was an obligational act necessary for procreation, but love was expressed between a man and another man (well, actually a boy, but if I told you that, you'd probably throw all sorts of anachronistic statements at me).
Now, you probably think it was white people who convinced the western world that homosexuality is wrong, and you'd be wrong. The idea that homosexua
p3rs0nan0ngrata 1 month ago
@Lightf00t1
lity is wrong comes from the Abrahamic religions. As every rational, learned person knows, these religions and their doctrines come from the Middle-East. Hence, your appeal to your disgust with homosexuality is, ipso facto, an appeal to the socio-political standards of the brown-skinned people of the Middle-East, QED.
p3rs0nan0ngrata 1 month ago
Anti-smoking is anti-multicultural - smoking tobacco is probably the only influence native american culture had on us.
Make your mind up, liberals.
godkingRoss 3 months ago
@godkingRoss To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what your point is here. I don't know anybody, liberal or otherwise, who thinks that we should embrace every influence, from every culture we possibly can. I've never heard anybody say, "cocaine is probably the only influence that colombia has had on us, therefore we should support it." Neither have I heard "the Nigerians are really into their financial fraud scams, lets copy them."
jungsbodyguard 3 months ago
@jungsbodyguard picking and choosing what you perceive to be good cultures and smashing the 'bad' is what they call fascism.
just pointing out the hypocrisy.
godkingRoss 3 months ago
@godkingRoss I wasn't saying that some cultures are all-good and some are all-bad. I was just saying that having an open-minded culture doesn't mean embracing EVERY aspect of EVERY culture just for the sake of doing it. The person I was replying to was claiming that liberals would want to protect smoking tobacco purely because it was originally Native American and liberals love multi-culturalism. I diagreed.
jungsbodyguard 3 months ago
@jungsbodyguard ok, but you can't deny we are incredibly 'intolerant' of smokers today.
smokers are the new witches, heretics, Negros, homosexual etc.
we even treat people who openly want to destroy us better than smokers.
godkingRoss 3 months ago
@godkingRoss I'm not sure about that. But I am a smoker and almost all of my friends are also smokers, so maybe I don't notice it so much. I quite like going outside for a cigarette, though. Especially if you're in a loud, sweaty club. It's a nice break. Like David says here, I feel sorry for the 2 friends I have who don't smoke. They end up standing outside with us lol!
jungsbodyguard 3 months ago
why would you nick am ipod.... ipods are crap
MrKennedy500 3 months ago
Anna Paquin looks so awkward. She clearly had no idea who Robert and David were, and probably still doesn't.
happeninholly 3 months ago
I'd love to have the possibility and freedom to perhapse, one day, find a smoking bar. Somewhere I can go and have the same freedom that non-smokers have. I love non-smoking establishments, sometimes I don't desire to sit in a smoky place. But if I do, say desire to enjoy a havana cigar or something, with a nice cup of coffee or such, I'd like to have the freedom to find a cigar club. Places which used to exist, purely for cigar lovers, not non-smokers, now BANNED.
DoYouFeelLucky 3 months ago
@DoYouFeelLucky The only reason I can see that cigar bars and shisha bars and the like (even Dutch coffeehouses!) fall under the same ban is that if they didn't, everyone would just call themselves a smoking bar. You could maybe have a law that you're not allowed licenses for both smoking and alcohol, I suppose. But then the other reason is that it's really just an attempt to prohibit smoking by degrees - they're talking about extending it to cars, and it already applies to certain open spaces.
johnnye87 3 months ago
That's very well articulated
RealityCheck6T9 3 months ago
ive just realised im this guy in my friendship group :|
meganisationlubracat 3 months ago 37
@meganisationlubracat
Disown them?
obglobgablob 2 weeks ago
it;s great coming from a cod video to this; the comments and indeed the show are way better
pshycberrycherry 3 months ago
fuck the smoking ban!!!
EndOpressionSession 3 months ago
I've plugged my movie... Can i go now?
simsniper 3 months ago
@simsniper no.
FreddyKru3ger 3 months ago 4
@Smorgasbord341 Yes with reckless disregard for others health yes yes yes. No.
ThePalaeontologist 3 months ago
can you upload the coffee bit? i love it equally!
ursie1986 3 months ago
hahahaha i used this today in front of two girls and they absolutely died of laughter!!!
geover330 3 months ago
@geover330 congratulations, you have such little originality and imagination that you have to copy a comedian to impress other.
Skelt92 3 months ago
@Skelt92 thanks! :P
i also said that this was used by mitchell, i didn't try to impress anyone :)
geover330 3 months ago
@geover330 I bet they were impressed by your ability to tell someone elses jokes.
Skelt92 3 months ago
wow whose the blond!
goibee 4 months ago
@goibee Anna Paquin
namolija 4 months ago
@namolija I fuckin knew it! She's so fine
bigmarty11288 4 months ago
@goibee who's
oli696969 4 months ago
@ladybluluv i have a choice to smoke and i want to keep it, thank you
dothequack 4 months ago
Graham Norton Show if anyone is wondering
Muffinmanv2 4 months ago
David looks quite fit here ;)
AshLuvsJonnyStew 4 months ago 2
BAN smoking everywhere
ladybluluv 4 months ago
He is wearing the most brown, ever worn by anyone in history.
mattissotrendy 4 months ago 341
@mattissotrendy he looks like he's working for UPS, it's uncanny
TheBestCommenterEVER 4 months ago
@mattissotrendy unfortuanately i went to a 6th form college where brown was the dress code -_-
zyntherius2 3 months ago
@mattissotrendy
he was clearly in a shitty mood.....
DCdabest 3 months ago
@mattissotrendy Maybe he's being sponsored by UPS?
NamesForDogs 3 months ago 2
@NamesForDogs
Lol
MrLetsdolunch 3 months ago
@mattissotrendy damn fashion police!!!! leave us alone
mikeymikemikey1 3 months ago
@mattissotrendy Tell that to the brownshirts. And Hitler.
Udany147 1 month ago
00:24 to the right :D
JegMagterJerIkke 4 months ago
The add shows the smoker going outside on his own missing out on the conversation but I find it's the non smoker who has to either go outside with the others for no reason and feel like a bit of a tit (me) or sit inside alone.
fecto3210 4 months ago 7
Robert Webb's face XD you can tell David is aiming this partly at him
cjlegomedia 8 months ago 188
@cjlegomedia I Robert a smoker?
danielitro1 5 months ago
@danielitro1 you'd think
jpjpd 5 months ago
@cjlegomedia
yup :)
psychobollox 3 months ago