Bree Olson Wins the INTERNET! & everything else that mattered (4.25.11)

[TheRacketen]

Thats no greenscreen, THATS A BLUE SCREEN!

[acw240]

I love Phil's metaphors :P

[naldikt]

so the employee who recorded the video got fired? what happened to the ones who just watched from the inside they don't get fired? seems that mcdonald is trying to tell its employees "if you see something like this, do not go out, do not record anything, stay inside, pretend this never happens and you won't get fired".

[AlyssaMioProductions]

you make news fun

[liebherr1400]

Gimme some free stuff!

[WeAreTitus]

HOLY SHIT PHIL LOOKS LIKE CAPTAIN SARK AND SEANANNERS

[XblackswanXx]

I watched a documentary on it, no, I don't think anyone has ever had sex in space. Astronauts are never allowed to go into space with spouses, It has only happened once where they were both allowed, but they were both on very strict schedules and would have been extremely irrisponsible.

[ricardo12345678906]

musica

[XblackswanXx]

Just... my gawd Phil, "Why does this taste like shit?!" I just love you so, so much! XD I just fucjing love you!!

[XblackswanXx]

@XblackswanXx *fucking lol

[XblackswanXx]

@XblackswanXx lol I didn't notice I spelled it like that lol

[midkn21n]

around 4:32... of course bree olson won the net.. cause SHES Bree freakin' Olsen!!.. them hills got thighs non?

[TreeGrape]

If only there were more people like you Phil.

[BLACKxOPSxHERO]

poop

[memekiller]

HA HA ,nicest way!

[sarahsoccergirl]

QOTD: My goal in life is to be an astronaut, and when I achieve that goal I'm going to have sex in space

[Disgustipado]

dude, you talk to fast.

[cavereric]

Hate crime legislation is a complete waist of time. We need to enforce the laws we have and sentence criminals appropriately!!

[Bagel156]

Come on Russia make it happen!

[TheTribet]

Slow news day for Phill.. Adds porn and sex jokes and watcha know it's a full episode your awsome phill

[MexicansAdventures]

Space yogurt = Jizz xD

[LiLlY41196]

yepp, that was my mcdonalds:(

[Kickingassmilk]

this was awesome!!!

[shneakay18]

Gauntanamo bay is okay? (Accidental rhyme) Read Little Brother by Corey Doctorow. Good book, and shows what happens if DHS gets too much control.

[Gilamath]

Regardless of the excuses, no one has the right, nor should they have the ability, to hold an innocent man, woman, or child; let us not forget that the US has been enacting upon six year old girls torture, an act deemed so horrible that the US and her allies have deemed it worthy of federal punishment. Are we any better than the terrorists if we continue to support this?

[MsPowersurge]

That whole mcdonalds scandal actually hits pretty close to home...like literally though...its like a few block from my house...and I hope those assholes don't get a" get out of jail free" card just for being black and saying that they were enslaved and blah blah blah...get over it!!! That's was generations ago and you can't punish all white people for it...

[Kittynaruto18]

yummy space yogurt

[ShhhhibbyHD]

i cant download the nyan cat!!!

[21stdragonhunter]

Only if they're a bunny

[Justcerfin]

Too many cut scenes!!!! Your making me dizzy. I appreciate the way you film but its like every 3 seconds.... BAM cut!!. Its distracting.. Other than that, pretty good. I like your show.

[JamesTuckerFitness]

james bond had sex in space, i think

[orphious885]

the best part is around 3:17, please check it out.

[bethanywatkins1]

i like youuuuu

[Ninjagus1]

they def have...with themsekves lol]

[emsquat]

Hellz no! i know I would have sexi time in space if I could, even if it was with myself! Fun times in orbit you know what I mean?

[nathanieldurkin1]

6:12 - idk, maybe if we offer a lot of money to those wrongfully accused who suffered in Guantanamo bay upon their release they probably won't attack the U.S. as potential new converts of terrorism. We do this already for regular prisoners later found innocent and released (but torture was not involved for regular prisoners so it's not the same). What are your thoughts on this people?

[EvaMariaVegas]

Thanks for keeping me updated on the news! Much better than T.V!!

[Davewa5here]

How would you know who is on top if there is no gravity?

[GarethH1]

Bree Olsen, AWESOME!!!

[wilburbabe11112]

lol "why does this taste like shit"? YOUR GREAT

[Meath15]

Absolutely hate those oxygen wasters too!! Brilliant.

[Kdinsharma]

Black people getting charged a hate crime. Thats a first.

[TheRemedyResource]

I'm already sub'd and I'd definately consider knocking one out in zero G...

[SomeRandomFeller]

O come on. you cant cay black people committed a hate crime or they will call you a racist. That has to be the best thing about being black. You can dismiss FACTS as racist and just kinda make up whatever BS you like.

[MoonlightStudiosMVS]

What are you talking about? I have sex in space every Friday night. Pshh. Russian's are liars.

[Catboy12000]

"Cliff Stern, you are a fucking idiot"

[TheRealEzzy]

Sex in space is amazing! It's like fucking on slow motion! The best part is when you Jizz your cum flows so slow and freely

[hooray4poop]

So I tried posting this to my facebook and it was flagged!!??!! WTF! Sensitive republican liberal douche-baggery!

[jerry96nm]

I had sex in a bouncy house. Does that count?

[phillyblunz]

LOL sry, didnt mean to double post. Damn unresponsive comp o mine.

[phillyblunz]

Niced ps3 text on that ad, lol.

Have you seen the female astronauts? 

But Virgin has a space shuttle and I'll bet its got a dirty room.

If people pay 20-30 thousand to take a trip to space they getting down for sure.

[phillyblunz]

Niced ps3 text on that ad, lol.

[crahster]

Space jogurt ?

[devinpepls]

phil sometimes sounds like askaninja ninja

[hamburger4386]

SPACE PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Cbieslcloa]

Phil all men are 12r old boys in their heard

[1scorpyo3]

dear phil, do you think there will ever be a video without any dislikes??

[Sherry2314]

nobody probably has had sex in space but it'll happen soon now that the suggestions out there lol! just gotta figure out a way to have it without freezing yourself

[nictheman144]

haha i love the suggested vids for this vid on yt.

durty.

[bdsorensen]

I don't really like that statement. "The wrongfully accused might get out and attack us." That's.... Kinda..... I'll say this in the nicest way, Fucked Up.

[Sherry2314]

@bdsorensen yeah but it's true. i mean wouldn't you be pissed?

[bdsorensen]

@Sherry2314 You shouldn't keep people locked up because of what they might do in the future, especially if the reason they were locked up in the first place is either stupid or nonexistent.

[Sherry2314]

@bdsorensen what he's trying to say is he's damned if he does damned if he doesn't

[wfield123]

phil Guantanamo Bay is a consternation camp its awful were no better than the Nazis or the terrorist

[MrLucas773]

sex in space would be freaking awesome!!

[Nirvana0822]

I am an astronaut, and yes, sex in space is incredible.

Me and my fellow astronauts have tried many positions, and even invented one of our own, specifically meant for zero-gravity intercourse. Explaining it would be inappropriate.

[CoolToobmovie]

@Nirvana0822 You're full of shit.

[Nirvana0822]

@CoolToobmovie I was just joking, it was more laughs then it being serious :P c'mon laugh! haha

[CoolToobmovie]

@Nirvana0822 lol :P I feel kind of stupid now.

[lulhoofd1]

@Nirvana0822

Astronauts have better things to do that playing runescape right?

[Nirvana0822]

@lulhoofd1 look at a comment I made about this before...I said I was joking of course people can't just be like "haha this guy is joking" people just take everything seriously.

[BooMm1231]

@Nirvana0822 i think your lieing

[zzFallens]

@Nirvana0822 Bullshit

[133tpwner1]

@Nirvana0822 Shut the fuck up you're not an astronaut and stop banging guys

[TheDM100G]

@133tpwner1 wtf is wrong with you!? it was a joke you retard.

[ProfessorOx]

@Nirvana0822 Fake and gay.... hah

[Nirvana0822]

@ProfessorOx  Joking duh

[Caryjane1]

@Nirvana0822 Are you honestly an astronaut? Cuz as soon as he (phil) talked about having sex in space, that's the first thing that came to my mind, how would you do that without gravity? It seems like it would be extremely difficult and frustrating, like something you'd have to put so much effort into...I am not a pervert (honestly) and I know you said you don't want to explain because it's inappropriate but I'm so curious now

[Nirvana0822]

@Caryjane1 I was joking..c'mon look at my profile you should be able to tell from that! lmao.

[Caryjane1]

@Nirvana0822 Oh ok, lol. I didn't bother looking at your profile. Guess I'm a little gullible, lol :)

[PurpleThunder7]

@Nirvana0822 Are you kidding me there are no hot female astronauts in the world. And not to be an asshole but I don't believe you are one cus all ur videos are about runescape. If I was an astronaut I'd make badass space videos.

[Nirvana0822]

@PurpleThunder7 I was joking, how could you not tell?

[riseagainstFTW08]

i agree with you so much on the hate crimes i honestly thought that it was so looked down on to do anything like that it'd never happen then i figured out one of my close friends older brother got jumped by 7-8 people for being gay

[jessiiegiirlx0xo]

Why dont you say im philip defranco and you were just philled in see ya later I REALLY MISS IT

[iseececi]

Why is there no space sex? It's a gravity thing.

[SnedorKeeb08]

QOTD: doea masturbation count as sex?

[justinisabeast15]

Ok honestly, this is the first video in months that I have seen due to my Internet and video game problems but that Bree Olson thing, made me cry if laugher, omg that is the best thing ever lol

[llewopffej]

the earth is in space ergo, sex has been had billions of times by human and non human earthlings on this spooged up ball of confusion.

[chanceofstrange]

ONE WORd... MARTIANS!!!!

[benhoppy]

I WANNA GO SPACE!

[mikedudley17]

Its actually quite difficult to have sex in space due to the no gravity situation which lowers your blood pressure making it harder to pop and maintain an erection. Also, in a no gravity/friction environment could make thrusting quite frustrating. Just sayin'.

[sequoiaknoblock]

umm is that a white board wall.

[llOjol]

dont hate on worldstar nigga shit is funny on there !!!!LMAO

[keimeira]

his take on the Gitmo thing was priceless lol one could make a bunch of meat jokes when talking about a vegan porn star xD

[TheAldinBasicShow]

I've had sex in space... in Bree Olson's dreams ;)

[1demon2dark3]

yes.

[buryroofing]

cool ------but we do it better

[MrSmeeDFN]

Freakin hilarious!



[sabakenken]

win

[MinaTheRussian]

No sex in space?Atrocious! Ungodly!

[MrEnjoynick]

i know for a fact that NASA sent both a husband and wife into space.

[xbrandonolsonx]

I would totally jerk it in space!

[SHAFTTHEGIMP]

looks like u have !

[SHAFTTHEGIMP]

have u had sex on that set?

[SHAFTTHEGIMP]

i think bree has had some kind of chemical on her face on purpose

[WTFisAuserFRCKINname]

Makeup works wonders

[TheJazz3698]

@scottreyes17 dnt forget the awsome detail that the astronaut that bitch slapped her wore a diaper driving to florida without stopping!

[JNasty563]

Hah there was actually a space suit tested that 2 people can go in and zip themselves together so they could "make out" or otherwise see if sexual experiences were possible in the weightless (zero gravity for the slower people =P) of space. It was a real experiment and there is NASA video of it out there somewhere, although obviously it was limited to the married couple kissing for this experiment.

[IpwnNublets]

I'm pretty sure they record everything in the space shuttles so that would get really weird really quickly.

[muffingurl911]

I wish news was as interesting as you haha :D uhm just because there is no evidence.... doesnt mean it didnt happen ;) aaaand Bree Olson just went from whore to epic whore lol. love it.

[mihow23]

space yogurt!

[CiviC092]

Damn you and your title and thumbnail!! lol jk

[ASTONEDHIPPY]

this was awesome !!!!!!!



[MrZeifa]

i like it :D

[JoshEmersonTV]

Yogurt constitutes pretty much anything..

[lilsilverback1]

space yogert!!!!!

[DraftMasterJohn]

PHIL, who is your electrician? Why the hell do you have THREE 'TWO GANG' electrical boxes surrounding your blue room's door? What's up with that? That's like six switches, twelve outlets, or basically a 60 AMP potential, which by the way is enough power to kill 120 200lb men with high electrical resistances, all simotaneously! Why so much power? It's like overkill! What are you compensating for? Phil me in, PLEASE.

[TheVozderazon]

whatever happened to leo dicaprio watch/the equivalent of that?! damn it, phil, these galleries are useless to about half of us!

[Landerdidthat]

if that's the case, i wanne go to space right now!

[alexxahful]

Of course he's from Florida!!

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe Guantanamo bay IS necessary, would you rather get your city blown up, or have bad people get tortured so that doesnt happen? Yah, thought so, now shut your fucking mouth.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 just look the movie "taxi to the dark side" and we will see if you still say something stupid like that. stupid english mofucker who doesnt care about human rights! i hope someday you will end in a torture chamber of a crazy arabien psychopath who hates your country ;)

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe 1. Im not english,

2. If they're killing innocent people, the dont deserve human rights

3. You are a stupid fucking guy in his moms basement.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 :D just watch the movie! your talking BS

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe Okay listen shit head, I dont give a shit about your stupid ass movie, now stop shouting useless bull shit, and crawl back into your corner, AND DIE

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 :D no wonder you like guantanamo. you are a bit agressive my friend! i think you would be a great torturer..

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe I dont like it because im aggressive, i like it because its necessary.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 yeah come on.. go there and torture some stupid innocent muslims! wouldnt it be great? yeees ;) come on.. you love it, dont you?

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe OH!? So Muslims are stupid, yah, your a fuckin' genius. And not all bombers a Muslims, shit head.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 o rly? 

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 why is guantanamo nessesary if only 5% of the people there are real terrorist, if you think muslims arent all bad (what i just said cause u talked bs)? and why u think should terrorist have no human rights? every human being got basic rights, and one of them is that its not okay to torture or kill and anything like that. "terrorists" is just the new name for simply ENEMIES. with that they wanna try to trick the geneva konvention and make our countrys to fucking police states!

[SenfeuIe]

necessary*

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 and to kill somebody if he kills other people is fucking stupid.. do we life in the stone age? do as you are done by? are we apes or what? our countrys are much more threaten by the the actions of our leaders, which destroy our privacy more and more.once the united states werent standing for torture, wars, nuclear weapons and shit like that.not the 3-5 terrorist somewhere in pakistan are the problem. the problem is that our western leaders destroying anything we stand for right now!

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 and why are they doin that? cause them scared! and scared people are doin much stupid shit! so the "terrorist" (which are simply our enemies in that war) destroyed us 1000x more with that, then with every stupid terror attack.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 how i said.. you should rly watch that movie. not cause i got everything i know from it.. its cause i think its perfect for your argumentations. its about an innocent taxi driver who gets caged in bagram and dies there cause us military police tortures him to dead! but this movie is much more..

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe How many times do I have to tell you that I dont care about your movie? All I need to know is the stuff I already know. Guantanamo IS NECESSARY, if you dont want 9/11 to happen again, I suggest you stop disagreeing with the fact that it is.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 :D you are so naive.. 9/11 could allways happen again and its not necessary you stupid fuck. how old are you? 11? omg i hate stupid people ;)

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 all i see is that you know NOTHING about guantanamo. you have no arguments (its necessary is no argument ;) ) so you probably a stupid 13 year old child, who just talks what he heard from his parents.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 its so funny that you didnt even understand what i told you :D shows how fucking mad stupid you are. all you say is "dont care bout the movie", but here is your chance to learn something. then you would really know the reality, and wouldt just talk the bullshit you heard from your goverment on tv. but i think for you theres no help! :D you will allways be a fucking stupid person.. but thats ok, your not alone on this planet ;)

[maggie2941]

@SenfeuIe Honestly, I dont give a shit what you think of me, I wouldnt shed a teer if you got you got hit by a bus, but if they are in Guantanamo, THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT. You fucking shit head.

[SenfeuIe]

@maggie2941 :D i shit on your head your shitheaded headshitter

[sarsfieldusmc]

@maggie2941 No. Just no.

As he said, its a necessary evil. But there are wrongfully accused people that are in there.

[JazzyChic0518]

How could one resist sex in space. Think about it, no gravity... the possibilites to be explored.

[angellostinoblivion]

You give me an intelligence/awesomeness high.

[annienguyen]

LOL! most RANDOM intro XD

[eeedel]

So a transvestite got beat up by girls for going into the girl's restroom? ...uhm. so? when i 1st heard of this video i was disgusted by the chicks but now that I know more about it... uhm... im pretty torn. If a female to male rolled up on me in the bathroom urinal I wouldnt beat them up but i'd be pretty igged.

[toulouse666]

- Should be charged as a DOUBLE-hate crime, meaning we should not only jail them for twice as long, but also sex change and race change them so they can feel what its like... douche bag low lives...

- And why ho why didn't they officially do sexual related experiments in space yet?!? It would definitely go a LONG way to RAISE interest in space exploration! ;)

- All vegans should be shot in the face... with a double serving of meat!

GTMO = as cool as Auschwitz = cool anti Islam & Jew joke, nice!

[adreanortega]

Or beat how ever you Luke to call it??

[adreanortega]

Hey what's the song in the end??

[jackofeet1000]

this was a good 1 lol



[hmmhowstrange]

fucking douche bag whore

[bethesda4ever]

they are trying to cover up the space sex I bet... quick thinking there Russia.

[jmccrac21]

haha space yogurt

[qvoauto]

space yogurt!

[dudettemaz]

please phil, please. just run for president.

[DerpDetonator]

@dudettemaz Is he even 35 yet?

[dudettemaz]

@DerpDetonator yes. he actually is. Gods just age well, didn't you know?

[DerpDetonator]

@dudettemaz I'm pretty sure he's 25, check his channel.

[dudettemaz]

@DerpDetonator err -_-' ....I was kidding. Of course he's not. I also am not suggesting he's an actual god either.

[billslusser]

universal hand signal for: i'm enslaved transparently by black people HAND SIGNALS TO RELATE TO OTHERS IF YOU ARE ENSLAVED BY BLACK PEOPLE TRANSPARENTLY 1 -- how long enslaved 2 -- level of pain 3 -- for a furture need as it arises. each iteration is denoted by pointing upward and circling the hand. followed by the hand showing all 5 digits on a 1 - 10 scale then going up or down ex: circle pointing upward, then 5 digits to 2 digits which means for iteration 1 2 years enslaved.

[region357]

there was an entire documentery about sex in space, NASA accidentaly sent up a married couple, and there was windows of oportunity for them to do it. so i think they had sex in space.

[cariokausa1]

Question: Do you vote??