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  • Used to love this song, good times!

  • 10-30-2004

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    Simon Fowler - "I wrote this after seeing a TV show about kids in Thailand being sold for the night to fat Western businessmen to pay for their parents heroin. Almost every record company in Britain rejected this song"

  • damn kik ass recording & audio , thanks so much from usa where we have no music such as this

  • cant understand the hundreds of comments below,most of them being arguments....everyones entitled to an opinion but if ocean colour scene isnt your thing dont listen to them.....simple!

  • Im an Oasis nut, OCS kick fuckin ass man !!!! Steve Cradock is just a fuckin awesome guitarist; would give it up to be able to have half his talent.......

  • @mickwade1 give what up mick virginia wade ? your penchent for musical drivel and weakness for derivative dirges... if you had half of haddock and chips talent then your name would probably be jim davidson... because believe me son craddock has about as much talent as an ashtray and a pint of mild sitting on pigeon fanciers table... you wearing golas son ?

  • Bloody brilliant man. is this song been put mainstream or downloadable because it iis amazing. big ocs fan but neva heard this.

    

  • good song but bit sick. 

  • OCS are so fucking better than Oasis !!!

    

  • @danieline1 if you truly think that....., then why are you even using Oasis as a comparison...???? I bet you hate queers to....Ching Ching....nah what a mean g'uvnor....???

  • besides anyway my point was the thing we are all trying to do is stay alive. and I see marriage as two people trying to do that together. that was what i was reflecting on. If you dont get it MrCroixdeguerre why dont you have mummy or daddy explain it to you. Failing that and they are unavailable because they are down at the cotton mill kicking black kids ask your maid!! CUNT!

  • @interrupt394986 ....what the fuck are you prattling on about .. you lumpen blob.. what i do or do not get is a non starter... your take on this excruciating dirge is one concerning mariage or some releated theme.. fact is simon is a ginger... so no point him extolling the the virtues of marriage in a ginger scenario...and indeed you venturing your latent racist and monochrome views upon a world that could not give one shite. you lumpen...lumpen tragic tool..

  • @MrCroixdeguerre sorry mr coitus interruptus.. forgot to convey the true importance of the matter..... namely, that ocean duller scene are without doubt the most awful band to defile humankinds ears since the neantherdals had a rave up with the baboons of eithiopia ... be good mandrill face....

  • @MrCroixdeguerre Only a complete fucking braindead twat wastes time with stuff he doesn't like. Move on

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs ..That's why you have received no reply, numb nuts!

  • @handifords What did you just do then???????

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs Someone had to inform you that your a braindead twat! How else can one do it pigeon face....through smoke signals?? Open your mind jackass!!!

  • @handifords move on dickwad

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs Dickwad...Is that the best a lumpen half way house eejit like you can come up with? You septic pratt!

  • @handifords hahaha Funny how you think saying a bunch of random words makes you funny. You just sound like you're trying to hard. Fuck Off

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs ....Trying to hard? You mean it was too hard for you too understand, hence your descent in to the realms of expletives! You are bankrupt when it comes to saying something of note! Dickwad = What the hell are you on about? What a pathetic excuse for a human being you are! Ocean Duller Scene are the right level for a bland basic fool such as you! Now get back to cutting me up some salami on the delicatessen counter in Safeway's, you pratt!

  • @handifords Yes, you are trying to hard. You really must have a lot of time on your hands to look for vids of things you don't like only to slag them off. Only angry losers like yourself do that. Hahaha You won't win this, because at the end of the day what I'm saying is totally right. Bye, kisses

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs It is called effective time management!But I guess you have more time being stuck in some remote Island,attempting to ease your boredom with more boredom that these drones churn out!Ironic that eh or are you just a groovy cat who tries to be different and puts down her location as some Antarctic lump of rock!The only thing you lose is time,time spent knitting cardigans for your lumpen Nan back in Oz! I want Italian not German salami darling!Hurry up,there's a big queue now!

  • @handifords hahaha I love how you think you are upsetting me. I love how I am winding you up xD

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs ...So your conceited as well? Winding me up....risible in the extreme!!

  • I address handifords, Mrcroixdeguerre and anyone else of a similar intelligence bracket;

    a) If you think about it it is not poor me at all. It would be, on the other hand, poor me if I listened to your, overcomplicated for the sake of it, toff bollocks and then took your pathetic advice. Not that you have offered any of course, in fact you are both a complete waste of cum! The world would be a better place if the sperm from your father hit a kleenex mansize tissue. Never breed!!

  • do you all really know what this is all about you fucking morans????????????????

  • cradock gets to work on this tune! love the lead acoustic writing here :).

  • if i was gonna say somethin to my bird to convince her to marry me it would be "I wanna stay alive with you"

  • @interrupt394986......Poor you then, because your 'bird' would probably laugh herself silly at such a banal and lumpen sentiment, resulting in a great big NO.. Whereby you are left negated pondering a course of self flagellation to atone for the crime of liking these twats in the first place. There's more sincerity lying in an ashtray mate... these tools try so hard its a fuckin embarassment.

  • @MrCroixdeguerre hehe how insecure are you about your opinion? haha must be a troll.

  • @interrupt394986 She would emulate Charles De Gaulle's performance when discussing the proposal for the UK to enter the Common Market I fear, Boy!....NON !! NON!! NON !! Would reverberate around your pokey little Bob Cratchit abode.

  • fine tune wot a band

  • nice song, very peace full.

  • what a tune 

  • @mycrate ure a tit and a jelous my friend !

  • pure class.......

  • omg this makes me want to kill puppies

  • ive never seen so many people talking shite as i have on these pages.could ye not just comment on the song and stop having conversations about fuck knows what.

  • @saoirseskip well said mate what another great ocs tune

  • @aidolirish damn straight.its just quality isint.i used to play this song when i started giging around years ago.i always had a lot of respect for these guys

  • tuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnne!!

  • insults aside, get a fucking life and stop hiding behind a computer screen typing away beacuse you think your cleve insulting band's music, put the glass of wine down that has given you this courage, and go listen to your own music...Saxon, Genisis, Yes, or somehting like that

  • fucking quality

  • Are the screws on your protection wing taking good care of you?Having to eat your dinner like a dog whilst it is perched precariously on the chair must be a bind for a slobbering excuse of a person that you have turned out to be!Your family must be sick to the stomach to have a disgusting nonce within their midst!Name and number for the Governor!He wants a word with you about your fecal obsessions and may recommend a new stronger form of tranquilizer to curb those repulsive tendencies of yours!

  • 3am! Fuck me Bob/cackhands/etc, did you shit the bed again!

    It must be terrible having to type with your forehead while sitting in your shit, your stumpy 3 fingered arms flailing by your side. Can't you stick a sock on a pole and have go at scraping your arse youself. It's just turned 9am and Okechu will be here any minute. I'm guessing you're going to have to endure another pasting at the hands of the impatient Nigerian who dreams of escaping his life of puss ridden anal excretement

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  • What Shatley, how can you agree with yourself ,you and Ian are the same person! Get a life and also get my fucking Tea while your at it,Teaboy! I wanna see that shovel shining like the glistening glare that emanates from Craddocks balding pate.Hurry up Harry We're going down the pub!!

  • totally agree ... sex pistols full of bag heads who couldnt play or sing , errrr trying to think of another band , status quo least said about them the better , chas and dave well they are class in handifords little eyes but only his..massive city but shit bands simple as...just like your wank football teams . craven cottage what a fucking shite hole and the chelsea make me laugh who the fuck are they ?? no history just total cockney wide boy chavs...

  • So get back in your piss stained lift and back up to floor 18 Nelson Mandela House, from where you can gaze upon your lot in life, the drab, monotonous grey skyline of mediocrity that is a national embarrassment to the rest of the UK and a source of amusement to anyone in the world who wants to poke fun at the UK.

  • The Stones, founded by a Midlander and a Jock I think you'll find my little cockney wide boy, the Kinks I'll give you, pure class IMO, but hardly on the same level as Sabbath or Led Zep in terms of international acclaim and popularity.

    The Pistols, not my bag, more cult than major commercial success and the rest are at best big in their genre and pretty fucking average in every other department.

  • So all things considered, you, like your city, bands and ilk, are pretty fucking shite given the size of your drab, cock roach infested city.

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  • Why would anyone want to stay alive with the ginger fowler and moreover,his excruciating whining midland dronery...

  • The Creation,The Action,Small Faces,The Kinks,The Stones,The Clash,Bowie,Sex Pistols....Not a bad start I think you'll find! Lets compare shall we?The Moody Blues,The Move,Judas The Ginger Rob Priest,UB40..containing the whining droning Campbell brothers!But there for misfortune The Fine Young Cannibals!And of course the piece de la resistance...Ocean Duller Scene,topping a litany of excruciating Midland dronery! Birmingham is a carbuncle of abject and utter failure!

  • The Who and..........................e­xactly, who !!!

    Chaz and Dave and Status Quo, you gibbering bag of pie and mash.

    What other famous bands are there???

    Of course we're excluding your vibrant 'urban' music, lol, as talented as they truly are.

    Sabbath, Led Zep, The Beat, The Move, OCS, The Editiors, The Twang....the list goes on and spans the generations.

    You turd burgling cunts are to busy importing your stars and claiming them for your own.  Pretty mush the same as your football.

  • @ianh321 oi oi 2 bob are you english or oirish you fuckin tinker text speaking gobshite.What the fuck would you know about football? if it wasn't of the gaelic kind then twas no good foreign game.Funny how jack pencil neck changed that.Funniest thing is seeing an irishman parading like a baboon in a sunderland shirt.And all for the reason that roy i hate dubs was manager...fickle cunts

  • Lets face it! Your either a Moribund Brummie Maggot or a wannabe Brummie scuff merchant!More talent came out of Birmingham, I cracked up laughing at that erroneous piece of misinformation! Goebbels would of been proud of you for such a diatribe of complete and utter untruths!Now, Name and Number for the Governor,Nonce! We may let you clean the toilets with a toothbrush if your a good boy today!Maybe Shatley can join you and you can finger each other in the arse!Knuckle head!

  • You forgot Moody Blues,Duran Duran, Musical Youth and Fine Young Cannibals! A motley collection of mediocrity if ever there was one!That's a fine example of Midlands Drudgery! Your reckless preoccupation with the handicapped shows no signs of weakening then I see!You must bear some significant mental scares to be going down that avenue!Maybe your attempting to deflect the scrutiny away from your own nefarious noncing proclivities! Pencil Neck!

  • Not forgetting the mighty Status Quo are you Cackhandifords??

    LMAO, to even suggest that more talent came out of London than the Midlands is absolute nonsense.

    Stick to gnawing the dried shit from under your gnarled fingers you spasticated, hovel dwelling retard.

    Beep beep, sunshine coach for Cackhands, cmon son, reverse your spaz chariot this way!!

  • mrcox dont go there pal , i might just post our history on here....then you will have to eat your words....super cup winners for example .....wanker

  • Indeed when a trophy cabinet collapses under the weight of its own rotten midland dust it says something about the scuff merchant who built it....What a hall of fame ...graham taylor...ron saunders..david of leary...stan collymore...sean teale......wankers

  • I was told the reason you have no room is because the cabinet collapsed after they made the erroneous mistake of hiring you to build the bloody thing! About 20 minutes after you left the stadium with your homebase spirit level over your hunched back and hobbled on to the local bus, the whole thing fell apart! Much like your scuffed Gola's! You bluffed the job and got found out! Tea boy!!!!

  • My facts are right son. Dont call villa 6-4 blackburn a dull draw do you. Anyway i hear martin o,neal has asked that little italian twat zola if he wants to sell there trophy cabinet cause you havent used it in years. We aint got anymore room in ours . Wanker

  • The last 2 statements you made were not only risible,but also contemptible in their lumpen verbosity! Who gives a toss about Villa and their Stephenson's rocket mechanical thrusting was of play! Not a joy to watch,churning out draw after draw,whilst the crowd drone on! With regard to Townsend, get your thick head out of the sensationalist Sun newspaper and get your facts right!

  • At least i support a team who have history. How many european cups you won again. None . Thats right a big fat zero. So id shut your mouth if i were you fuck face. Wanker

  • Ha so your proud of the who coming from london, it wasnt that long the police were interviewing pete townsend for downloading kiddy pics , still proud fuck head..

  • Really Shit Face? I did not know that! Stevie died in 91! Oh god I must of been living in a cocoon or something! Maybe I was ensconced in the Dudley Snooker hall with my hands clasped firmly over my ears in utter agony at having to listen to you Brummie wankstains mangle your vowels and destroy the English language! The Small Faces came from London...Fact! As did The Who! This is something you cannot deny, however ignorant you appear to be! You Villa cunt!

  • Small faces no longer exist , did you not hear steve marriot died in 91. Think again tosser, even your famous chas and dave have gone. Your left with nothing again just like the trouphy cabinets at west ham.

  • You said you could not think of any groups that come from London and then said Duran Duran are better than any cockney groups. By your provincial standards anyone who is from London is cockney! So that makes The Who,Small Faces et al, cockney. So once again your tenuous hold on reality is shattered!

    Ok, pratt features??

  • Did i say anything about the who , no i didnt twat. I obviously struck a nerve when i said duran duran were better than chas and dave. Wanker

  • There is more music from London than just Weller you know, even though he is from Woking! Are Weller and the Jam the only artists you know,because ODS name check them and Weller gives patronage to these Brummie flunkster?? Of course Simon Le Bon shits all over The Who eh? Yes indeed. Now get back to your mediocre life and Sky 4 Shockumentaries fuck face!

  • Before you say it woking is 30 plus mile outside london ok . Wanker

  • Its not my fault i cant think of any cockney groups . Hold on wasnt gary glitter from your neck of the woods you should know you kiddy fiddler . Im no new romantic but given the choice of listening to duran duran or chas and dave simon le bon wins hands down. Pot the pink and screw back . Rrrrraaaaabbbiittttt. Ha quality cockney shit

  • So you have been a New Romantic and now you pretend to have Mod leanings,by virtue of liking a band that is up Weller's arse! How ironic! I bet you also like Slade now, after Oasis did a cover of one of their songs! Reflex! Re Re Re Reflex! Is that your favourite song beefy tits!You seriously think that Birmingham out does London in the music stakes! Come on,even you can't be that naive! Or can you,by virtue of your Midland bigotry and ignorance! Intolerance,racial intolerance! Gary Clail!!!

  • Duran duran were huge sold millions of albums won loads of awards . The only thing your heros chas and dave won was the ugly bloke compatition in the queen vic , your fat mate came second blobby the 35 stone jellied eel lover. Wanker

  • The only group that you know of who come from London???? Ha Ha Ha. Further confirmation of how narrow your musical tastes are! Duran Duran Boy!!

  • well its the only group i can think of who come from london , all the rest of you are either taxi drivers or market traders , fucking cockney idol load mouths, your nothing but wankers

  • Rob!! Rob!! Your buttocks Rob! My envy that you get to be close to the man that I stalk! Ah Rob! I can't wait to see your lover as I hang around outside the stage waiting for him to appear so I can spend 2 minutes licking his arse! The shame! The shame! The Wolverhampton Civic Centre abounding with my retro lust for all things contrived and mediocre! You pathetic little Pleb!

  • Are you seriously attempting to say to me that London has only produced Chas and Dave? Is that what you are really saying here? You seem to be completely and utterly fixated with them,hence your referring to them every time you write on here! Or is it that you know, you have nothing else in your armoury with which to use every time you attempt to be cutting! You forget all the good music that has come out of the metropolis no doubt,you provincial bumpkin!!!!!

  • do one halfords you perverted little cockney lay about, what the fuck do you know about music when the best youv had is chas and dave , fuck off you sad twat...wanker

  • More like failure of the year! Has their paymaster and general benefactor PW foolishly taken it upon himself to support another dire and indeed bland album by these upstarts! Does Capt Wanker still insist on hiring a minder? Which is odd considering that no one cares or even knows who the little stalking balding Brummie drone is!

  • bring on feb 1st....saturday will be the album of the year ....

  • Fucking amazing song

  • Here speaketh the fool who in every message he writes says the same thing..Jellied eels, Cockneys and Chas and Dave! Don't you think it is risible that you should be complaining when all you do is say the same old shite! Repetition is always the forte of the basic pratts out there! A category you find yourself firmly flat footed and tongue tied in! Unable to say something new you resort to what you know best!Blunt prose!Now get my fucking eggs done tea boy!!!

  • why the fuck do you keep going on about nonse , it must be on your mind 24/7 you dirty little cockney scumbags, so youv had your weekly fix in the backstreet toilets with some other jeelied eel loving cockloving cockney now you wanna pick on some young lad...you disgust me you cockneys disgust i say.......

  • Ian Huntley 3, 2, 1 about turn! Straighten that hunch up for the Governor, you sickening nonce! I have a request form here indicating that you want to join the remedial reading class! Now you know we can't give special privileges to a psychotic sex case like you! I suggest you concentrate on reforming your deviant character with long bouts of self flagellation and contrite prayer!

  • Ian 'stokes' smith...With your experience as an habitue of solitary confinement due to your deviant nature...I suppose you found great comfort when put back on the wing by listening to the jams away from the NUMBERS followed by the who by NUMBERS..Now you fuckin straighten up lad.....NAME AND NUMBER TO THE GOVERNOR.....Tip it stokes TIP IT!!!!

  • Semi literate eh? That would be a step up from an illiterate cock fixated moron like you then, wouldn't it? You have revealed your secret, your a follower of Joe Orton and his cottaging escapades, letting you escape the drudgery of your dull job and even duller tastes! Name and number now you nonce, you know what happens to nonce's inside don't you Ian simpleton Ogilvy Knights Templar! Stand straight when in front of the Governor NONCE!! Quick turn, 1, 2, 3.... Straighten that back...Oh sorry..

  • Ian "rodhesia" smith..What a rufnell pratt noncing around in your barnaby style high waisters.Shouldnt you be in solitary with the rest of the nonces?..Judging by your inarticulate language,one suspects you may well have been the lumpen vehicle for some serious pompeiing.Given the fact that you, like shatley have a 6ft hump on your mongoloid back this must be a terrible burden to bear..If i had my way you would be branded on your 3ft forehead..

  • I understand your resentment, all Craddock fans must be a target after that fishy fingered, cum guzzling, spunk bubble you call a wife broke down and confessed her dirty secret to you. But even a cack freckled, toddler mangling, semi-literate shitstick like you, sitting in your wheel chair, cock in hand must realise that no one cares about you Either way stick to peeling your crusty spunk from your laptop while you sit in your own shit 'special' boy, the sunshine bus will be here soon beep beep

  • What I certainly understand from this message is your total and utter fixation with cocks and cum. I suppose that comes from you having so much time locked up in your cell on the numbers! Name and number for the Governor now nonce!! Talking of targets, do you have one sewn in to the back of your Army surplus acquired trench coat? Maybe the Cuntilini target too? Bud Bud!! Move along the bus please!!

  • Yes,you are right,you do have a life!A very sad and limited one! Your views and ideas formulated by your extensive reading of such quality material as The Daily Sport! Sometimes you have pretensions of social elevation, whereby you purchase a copy of the Daily Mail. The paper that appeals to the bigoted, racist, little Englander that lies within your corrupt heart! Ian the Nonce,get back on the wing sex case! Your wasting the taxpayers money with your flagrant misuse of your access to the net!

  • Shatley and Ian the nonce pulling together their meagre resources of sartorial wit to produce an outcome of such lame proportions as to be almost risible! Having gone down the 14 year old route of YOUR MUM jokes, they expose their fragile minds at every juncture! You two are as effective as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition! See you later beefy tits!

  • no handifords i have a life not like you , 3 accounts on here pretending you have mates no no no , thats pretty weird mind you , you are a fucked up window licker from london ....ian123 haha you dont seriously think he has a wife , he fucks his mom every night ...

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  • your not worth it...your so fucked up in the head , wanker

  • I descended to your level = the gutter and you don't like it! If that's the case, don't go making jokes about my Mother then! As she is dead, it would be very hard for me or anyone else to fuck her for that matter! So who is fucked up in the head now, eh? You can't even spell Mum properly, did you have a 2 day sojourn in Las Vegas and come back wanting to be an American?

  • Keep sucking Craddocks man fat out of your wifes gaping love tube, there's a good boy 12 toes.

  • Shatley are you finding it hard to find an internet cafe that will accept a down and out like you eh?

  • Shatley, What the fuck has anything got to do with anything,eh? That's your mantra! Wallowing in the cesspools of ignorance! You are floundering to put together a coherent piece of prose. With regards to Ian(the nonce)Smith, did you have an instant emission in your turquoise, frayed, Richard Widmarked Y-fronts when you mentioned the words Craddock and love juice in the same sentence?

  • Name and Number to the Governor! Right Ian Smith, you have chosen to go on the numbers for your own protection,due to your disgusting predilection for young kids! Your a nonce and it would be safer for you to be locked up all day out of harms way! You can have one hours recreation,but we suggest you stay inside otherwise you may have to fraternize with Shatley and he will bore the shit out of after 10 minutes when his whole repertoire of conversation has come to an end! Tip it Stokes! Tip it!!

  • what the fuck has ian stokes got to do with ian123 ??? and what the fuck is a stampingzoo??? and what the fuck has a pair of gola trainers got to do with me and any other person who writes comments ?? you really are a complete tosser .....

  • Ian 123 smith....Is that your nonce number on the wings?..NAME AND NUMBER TO THE GOVERNER you fuckin nonce..Like shatley you have been wearing scuffed golas for too long hence your station as a dishevelled habitue of rowton house..You need a good old victorian thrashing you scuff merchant...You sure your name aint STOKES ? ...Tip it stokes tip it....

  • I get the distinct impression that handifords, or whatever profile he chooses to post under today, has had a bad experience with Steve Craddock.

    Perhaps your wife went to a Weller or OCS gig and disappeared for a few days, only to turn up stoned and full the Craddock love juice.

    Whatever the cause of your deviant fixation, you clearly need help my little friend. Get yourself off to the docs and sort out some counselling, you need to get this out of your head my tragic little pal =(

  • na ill leave the arse licking to you and your cockney sparrows down the local public toilets, twat

  • Yeah??? And then you woke up out of your mediocre slumber and realised with such clarity what a fool you had been,licking the arse of the balding pated weasel!His money spent, so hence the dispensing of his minders services!

  • better than the beatles pal,

  • Now you are trying to sound American in your quest to hide your tragic roots! What a calamity you are, a failure in every aspect of your sad and sorry narrow existence! Best band since the Beatles...a statement that will live in infamy for its utter and completer stupidity! Ha Ha..See you later beefy tits!

  • hey dont forget to fuck your mom you dirty cockney twat...

  • Hey don't forget to keep repeating the same thing every time you come on here. Unoriginal boy! Just like these pratts! Pedestrian, linear, middle of the road. Words that describe you and your lack of charisma! Get yourself a personality you droning Midlands uncouth dunce!

  • hey dont forget chas and dave up the local boozer , twat

  • FermHumpedback...Celine Dion,Mariah Carey and Steps are but a few of the artists who have also sold thousands of records! They are also shit like just these Weller wannabes. It is never about quantity, always quality that counts. Just like your missives,unable to say what you mean in one. Lacking of all quality,just like ODS! I bet you needed to look in the dictionary to find out how to spell thesaurus.Pity really you wasted your time eh,rubber lips!

  • whos really the wanker here??

    five months - really???? ha ha ha

  • anyone that gives a fuck that your your status as an - oh so clever intellectual makes your personal taste (yes, personal taste) in music and people higher than anyone elses'! Thing is mate, Craddock - wheather you like it or not will always have thousands of fans thankfull for the music he created in ocs, sold hundreds of thousands of records and played sold out shows all over the country which is more already than you'll probably ever achieve in your lifetime. Begs the question..........

  • Ha ha ha I never leave comments but after reading through the utter bullshit i've just read I had to log in to let you know how amused i am that some people on here have been arguing for five months (maybe longer.......couldn't be arsed scrolling down any more) on how much of a wanker steve craddock is! Maybe he is, maybe he isn't! chances are you've probably never met the man. What really amuses me is that here you are logging into you tube every night, thesaurus in hand trying to convince

  • Just as an aside! Maybe you could ask your heroes husband, Rob! Ahhh Rob your futtocks, Rob!! Laaaaaaaayyyy Rob!! To assist you in this endeavour, it is a wonder you can even log on to youtube, what with your small brain mass! Although that hunch on your back seems to be expanding with alarming rapidity! See you later numbnuts!!!

  • Do you have any other words to use apart from the 'F' word, shatley? You know how ineffectual it becomes when you use it as freely and unthinkingly as you so often do!! 4 times in one paragraph, you lumpen ape! You are revealing your limited vocabulary and your spelling is atrocious! May I suggest you use your time wisely in Rowton House, to learn how to write properly! You have holes in your prose as wide as the channel tunnel! See you later beefy tits!!!!

  • Best band since the Beatles,are you having a laugh! God, you must of been hitting the white spirit hard this Christmas,you excuse for a human being!You keep talking about twat,is that because you can get no quim,what with you being down and out!Your Barratt Home was repossessed,your aspirations of middle class,Brookside close living, torn asunder by your complete lack of intelligence and disregard for your doctors orders!He told you! Your a thick pleb and must take it easy! Come on liver lips!

  • handifords you fucked up southern twat what the fuck you going on about ? the question is do you really hate o.c.s i think not , your always on here posting fucked up comments that mean fuck all so either do one and listen to your heros chas and dave or listen to o.c.s and be proud to be a fan of the best band since the beatles..what a complete and utter twat you really are ....

  • The only boxes you saw yesterday Shatly were the ones you used to sleep in on the fringes of the bullring!

  • Rob....Where art thou Rob??? Are you enjoying Simon's hampton? I am so envious, I met him once and I hugged him, I was so overcome in my Mogadon stupor that I felt the need for some public display of affection! I hope you don't mind Rob! The shameful feelings I have towards my hero Rob,please help me Rob? I must apologize Teeb style to you in a drone like prone manner! Ahh Rob your Futtocks!!!!Rob, Rob and more Rob! I am lacklustre in my diction, forgive me I am brummie pratt!

  • Come round 'ere,come round 'ere,ya got no beer on your sideboard here!Jellied eels,jellied eels and lashings of jellied eels,washed down by Bank's ale and some Midlands pork rinds!All in all a wonderful time was had by all!Window licking abounding in excelsius!Repetition of your moribund views and a few swear words thrown in make you such a picture of abject pity!Now take off Rommel's cast away tank top and acquire yourself a personality and an original thought would you?You contemptible shit.

  • So we can now add anti-Semitic to your long list of personality defaults and inadequacies! Your unoriginality is striking! You follow my style because your bereft of even the smallest modicum of humour! Rob, Rob, where are thou Rob? I am lost at sea thrashing wildly away in my own putrid filth spouting NONCE SENSE !I need a fix of White lightning to help me with these headaches brought on from being a messed up pleb with homosexual tendencies! The Shame !! The Shame!! Rob your buttocks!!

  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT SPLIT UP CHAS AND DAVE YOUR MUSIC HAS INSPIRED ALL US JELLIED EEL EATING TWATS FROM THE SOUTH , I LOVED YOUR SNOOKER LOOPY SONG BUT MY FAVOURITE ONE WAS THE ONE YOU DONE WITH THE YIDS OF SPURS , PLEASE DONT GO I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BEARDS , SIGNED HANDIFORDS aca BLOBBY

  • Bob,Rob,Robby, Bobby, Robert, Bobert....Laa. your buttocks! Your smooth skin close to my hero on a regular basis! How do I control my feelings as I have to strut around on the site acting all macho and tough in front of the artisans! Really I want to be practicing origami and knitting whilst I listen to Steps!Please help me, I have money and buy geezer clothes and preen like a peacock, but I am a sensitive soul who loves nothing more than a non fat latte and a Barbara Cartland novel! Yours SH

  • Rob, Rob, Rob....ahhh....Rob...your buttocks!!!

  • Ah Rob!! Rob!! You have stolen away my hero, I am gutted now! I will take solace in pork scratchings and shed 7! I may even branch out and listen to the powerful sounds of Embrace! But Rob, please tell me, what music do you like, so I can follow you and listen to it. You see Rob, I have no mind of my own and I just follow your husbands views, which are passed down from Paul Weller, as you clearly know already! Signed...the ignorant Brummie!!

  • A chav with a larger vocabulary and better taste than you. What does that make you then Shateley, one of the tramps from Orwell's novel Down and out in Paris and London. Something you have never read, too high brow for a Daily Star reading bigoted right wing dogmatic pleb like you!

  • Your homophobic, but your linear hero is Gay, how ironic!

  • Blobby your obviously a practicing gay chav pal because your the one going on about cottageing, closet and gay . It must be on your mind 24 7 hey bad luck pal simon fowler got married to his bf rob in the summer so he wont be interested in you, hey you can still wank over him tho u dirty cockney knob

  • Linear notes, comments and taste. All in all a complete Terry Fuckwit! You do know that in this age of openness you don't have to hide your sexuality behind comments of an abusive basic nature! Come on out of the closet Shatley! Admit that you are a cottaging nonce! Then you can seek the counseling you so patently need to provide you with solace at what can be a lonely time of year, for someone like you, who has no friends of substance!

  • Arr take no notice of blobby he is a fucked up window licker , the only thing he knows about music is chas and daves greatest hits , he stinks of jellied eels and lube from his boyfriends cock the dirty cockney shite .

  • i really don't get some people if you don't like them why are you watching their videos! and why bother writing stupid comments just grow up and leave people to listen to great music in peace

  • I wonder why you even bothered mate? What does a pratt like you in his infinite wisdom suggest people should do with their time eh? Maybe we should all bow to the idiot wind and just give in to the prevailing mediocrity of this shite! Oh No!!!! Never!!

  • Ianh321 wonders why people need to have multiple profiles to add weight to their derogatory comments.  If you don't like why watch??

    Is your life that devoid of anything of relevence that you have to waste hours of your life flipping profiles to annoy people.

    Craddock, you're class mate.

  • Another fool with cauliflowers for ears!

  • Cut the crap - this is a great song!

  • It never has been sunbeam, just looking at your video full of Aussie pratts making stupid sounds. Then again you could be akin to those Millwall scum so it is hard to tell! What is your fascination with X-factor? I have never seen this programme! I see you have a penchant for cheetos, are they the only type of crisps that they sell to persons on the numbers?

  • You couple of jumped up wankers .....

  • Shut it you antipodean pratt!

  • Since when has the UK been in the Southern Hemisphere ? ......Your slipping Bobby boy ..your slipping.

    But its not all bad ..its Saturday so you can sit in again wanking over X-Factor, eating cheetos and use the tears from your crying eyes as lube .... while writing big words on You Tube

    Have a good one.

    Ps. watch out for those Orange Cheeto stains, they'll be a nightmare to get off your Mums couch.

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  • It is you who is stupid Shately!You do not understand words with more than 2 syllables do you,you thick cunt! I am talking English,it is a pity a stupid special needs case like you cannot understand English!Try and read you mong! You are not a worthy opponent, your risible comments, inane diction, lumpen prose. All in all you epitomize all that is wrong with the world today. Laziness, ignorance and a need to follow the crowd down the boulevard of broken dreams shaded by mediocrity in excelsius!

  • blobby you make me laugh haha, you use these stupid words no one apart from yourself ever uses ,eg..PLAGIRISUM,MORIBUND,ALOPE­CIAED,....your fucked in the head me old mucka, talk english or dont comment you cockney jeeyed eeled loving tosser....................

  • Plagiarism runs deep amongst you Brummie wankstains,eh! Just like your odious heroes! The one thing you share in common is the ineptitude with which you purport to it! The holes in your drillage are as big as the French defences at Dien Bien Phu! No get some white colouring on your Dunlop green flash and get back to your job on the checkout at Somerfield, you lowlife plum!

  • The fact that you talk about X factor shows what a lumpen pleb you are! That is your weekend sustenance eh! That and pork scratchings, surely you must have a belly full of such shite! Then you assault your cauliflower ears with this drab and colourless shite! I have never seen X factor, so I have no idea what your talking about, you Brummie nonce! Sex case! Sex Case! Hang him! Hang him! Hang him! All your avenues of abuse expose your deep and sullied ignorance!You mod wannabe!

  • Thats a strange coincidence..I've heard that ed de goey also lives in torquay.Did they both move down there to escape their respective failures.Steves minder bills have been crippling him,and eds parental estrangement has made his moustache fall out.Maybe you should join the two parrafins in your scuffed gola trainers.Don't try and sell the cunnilingus target at cash converters they will call the police and have you arrested for stupidity of the earlobes...a dreadful crime indeed.

  • Steve craddock has been evicted from his solihull council flat...Its believed the debt accrued from the utter failure of his solo album coupled with wages for a minder he never needed have crippled the pated two bob merchant..Its also believed his continued addiction to pork scratchings have addled his limited mind to such an horrfiffic extent that he believes himself to be famous..He was last sighted in cash converters trying to pawn his shitty white moccasins.

  • And you write ineffectual weak lilly livered drivel! Just like these mediocre pratts! Your whole moribund existence is exposed for the sham that it is! Just like kegworthy's desire to hire Terry McCann to look after his harlequin cardigans and alopeciaed barnet! Your brief foray in to racism has been shot down as the drummer would be a target for you hate filled dross too! You pork scratching munching nonce!

  • you write nasty comments about one of the best guitar players weve ever produced .....why

  • In a revealing interview with the Wallsall peasant life,Steve Cradock has spoke of his last ditch attempt to achieve some modicum of fame.The balding brummy has been holding auditions for his new band - The pork scratching munchers- in a derelict handsworth public toilet.Steve has indicated that after the laughable failure of his solo album he will be going back to his roots.After pawning his guitar to pay the minder he never needed(due to his delusions of grandeur,he now plays the spoons.

  • ed de goey

  • How privleged mr shatley must have felt to be a v.i.p at his 3 duller scene gigs..I supposed when cpt wanker and co realised they couldn't fill the 25 seats of dudley pigeon fanciers club,they trawled the shit stained streets for some mediocre souls,to save there sorry faces.I guess steve craddock had to to dispense with his minders kegworthy services when he realised he wasn't and indeed never was famous..The pain of which was only eased with 55 bags of pork scratchings...

  • Er, NO. That is not correct! I would suggest that you go and consult a dictionary, my lumpen plebeian mediocre friend! Also whilst your thumbing through the pages look up the word moribund! Under it you will read a description that perfectly fits the rotten sounds of this shower of wankstains = ODS. You inarticulate Brummie twat! OH OH, I am not from Birmingham! The bland pratt doth protest! So where are you from then fuck face?

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  • You should just be ashamed for the low quality nature of every response you attempt on here! You really are a talentless lumpen mediocre fool! With your fixation for cocks so clearly out in the open, admit it, you want to emulate Fowler's predilections! Follow another fellow Midlands pratt into this abyss will you! Joe Orton. You cottaging Pompeian nonce! " I'm no pleb, I am 14.5 stone" Ha ha ha, risible.....That just sums up your stupidity!!

  • blobby dont be ashamed just cus your a penis from london , fucking sausage jockey ...............

  • So your a 14.5 stone plebeian then!A cog in the machine for a some large company whereby you do mind numbing clerical work that needs no imagination or flair!Which is just as well considering your musical tastes.Your verbal jousting skills are also lacking in quality,just like your scuffed Gola trainers and fake harrington jacket that you purchased at your local flea market for 2 pound 50!How did you cope with all those foreigners there.Did you just put your walkman on and listen to Menswear!

  • Time and time again,Shateley exposes his ignorance and downright stupidity!His lack of understanding of words that have more than 2 syllables show us his lack of education and descent in to a hinterland of mediocrity!The succour he finds in pedestrian tunes provided by this shower of wankers only goes to highlight what a hopeless case he so thoroughly is! Shifting from shit music to shit views on foreigners! A little Englander who has never left the dreggy confines of his Midlands slum hovel!

  • wrong again blobby, im no pleb at 14.5 stone and a nonce im deffo not, your comments are so far from the truth...iv seen weller live 14 times , seen o.c.s 3 times two of which i was v.i.p..shed 7 na pal cant stand them, embrace na pal cant stand them..so wrong again....come on cockney sparrow who next and dont say chas and dave cus there from your neck of the woods ...your a sad lonely cockney penis.....thats deffo is correct

  • You know that no amount of money can buy you either taste or class! And a two bob C2 - D clerical drone like yourself must spend all his hard earned cash on labels in order to assuage the pain of having no personality to speak of! Has Capt Wanker name checked the Merton Parkas yet,if so, are they another of your 'Fav' bands? I guess with your mediocre mindset, Shed 7, Embrace and The Big Sound Authority are more your cup of tea. You Brummie plebeian nonce!

  • blobby i hear your favourite bass guitar player was sid vicious, favourite drummer phil collins favourite lead guitar bob one chord dylan, and singer brandon flowers ...your taste of music stinks like your cockney breath .