Dark Crusade - The Pleasure Will Be All Mine

[firelord699]

Stupid sexy Eliphas!

[brandon77091]

lukas alexander is also teasing the imperium of man he's calling it imperium of filth XD

[TheTrueHolyDarkness]

The characters of Paul Dobson own this franchise.

Gabriel, Sindri, (Dark Crusade) Eliphas.

[theangrysmurf12]

The emperor has failed you

So could I perhaps take some of your time to talk about the lord Jesus Christ

...oh kill it with fire

[2010metalmaster]

Eliphas is the best Chaos lord, truely he is the only on I fear, Brill voice acting...

[xxlCortez]

The pleasure will be all Slaanesh's.

[catdude122]

And you though Jehovah's Witnesses were bad.

[firelord699]

"... I assure you, the pleasure will be alll mine" Awwwww yeahhh..

[TheGarand01]

I miss this voice, I mean sure Eliphas' body got destroyed by his patron, but couldn't they have at least saved his vocal chords?

[ShasOKaiis]

0:57

Eliphas has a point.

It seems that the emperor cant protect anyone not even primarchs. He just looked away for a minute and daemons took them.

Emperor worst childminder in history

[Kemonokami]

Eliphas The Inheritor: The greatest troll to have ever lived.

[capstiggles222]

btw that last post was as a joke i am an imperial player through and through

[capstiggles222]

Vote Eliphas for the prime minister of Britain The chaos patry bringing death to the false emperor since 17,004

[ShukakuSleeps]

"The false emperor has failed you again, perhaps it's time to embrace a NEW deity" lol, eliphas

[beerasaurus]

Eliphas, The pleasure is all his.

[ChaosMarine1992]

Why do the forces of evil get all the best lines? Eliphas, the Necron Pariah and Gorgutz all have the best lines in DC. The only good side hero to have good lines is Taldeer...

[HydroGlobus]

And Kais. "So says the slave to the free man."

[RanwulfMaxwell]

Eliphas Voice= Gabriel Angelos Voice Paul Dobson FTW!!!

[ihatefurrys]

@RanwulfMaxwell Holy crap! That IS Gabriel!

[roby924]

what a badass.

[boomboxdefuse]

Well Imperial Gays are more dummer than Tau! The most weak human fraction in warhammer. Unlike Eliphas - this man should beckome a God!

[Terrorkarel]

@boomboxdefuse

In TT game, the imperial guard are ff powerfull.

[davyjones800]

lol Eliphas is so funny. "What a rousing little speech" and "perhaps its time to embrace a new deity" lol! Every time he talks to alexander he always calls him governor with emphasism

[wargamer339]

CHAOS FOR THE WIN!

[billybob78193]

Oh, we'll soon see how well he protects you...

Eliphas is awesome

[CrazyBlitzwing]

Thats an awesome comeback

[SuaveNerd2000]

All the Characters in the Dark Crusade have good comebacks... It just goes to show how witty the writers were making this stuff

[spectoriate]

Yeah, DarkCrusade had good story lines and all. All these lack in Soul Storm I find..

[Sangrenegra9]

The script for Soulstorm may not have been witty, but it did have excellent comedy value - "Spess Mehrens" hiding within their "Metal Bawkses" for one.

And then there's the chief Warmaster and next-in-line to the Emperor Himself, Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs, who has more than 100 Baneblades he can causually ship off as reinforcements any time he pleases...

[deadlykeybord]

A come back to that would "FUCK OFF SCUM!"

[CrazyBlitzwing]

Thats not witty though, all the comebacks in Dark Crusade are very smart.

[deadlykeybord]

Perhaps not, but it will do me

[strader1234]

there are some parts the emporor can't tuch me lol its at 0:07

[31rS3RP3N7]

enemies of the imperium, you'll have to squeal louder, we can't hear you up from this titan.

[Tyratius]

Chaos has Titans. I fail to see your point.

[31rS3RP3N7]

imperial guard has more

[Necronlord101]

Yes, well read Storm of Iron. The Chaos titans obliterate the Imperial ones. Though Chaos does lose a few of its own, including the Dies Irae, Chaos titans are so much cooler than imperials. Imperials may have more titans, but Chaos has stronger ones, possessed by daemons.

[dunnono00]

Let's not forget the idiot Princeps who thought he could take on an Imperator without proper support. That little act of arrogance put a dent on the Imperial side of the Titan conflict,

[deemawnlawrd]

you're referring to Storm of Iron by Graham McNeil, right?

[31rS3RP3N7]

at least the inquisition has thiers possesed by angels and saints

[deemawnlawrd]

and chaos has theirs possesed by daemons of rip-your-face-off/rape-you-to-­death.

[31rS3RP3N7]

baneblades don't have faces.

[Area51T]

dude his voice is the one thing that made me actually want to play campaign, so i could crush people and hear him make fun of them

[torossimo]

oh man Eliphas is so cool!

[magnolia5]

Lord Eliphas have the best comebacks there is in dow.

Eliphas: Our fates are all written in the warp and yours is death...

[Pentoxid]

This Music is from the anime called Berserk I guess, but which theme?

[BigDickCheney]

It's called Monster. Plays during Zodd's first appearance.

[Gjkl345]

Have you ever done a sound track from Monster the anime with one of these vids?

[Agent1W]

Eliphas has the best voice, and appearance, of all Chaos Lords I have seen in all DoW!

[twinturboteen18]

yeah definitly he has a classy character the others were kinda like cavemen XD this one fits a wise and powerful chaos lord best

[jento344]

Indeed, Carron perfectly fits the decription, him and his boxes of metal forge

[Gjkl345]

True, but who'd you think would win Eliphas or Sindri?

[Agent1W]

Both, of course!!!

[plaguemann]

"Oh, we'll soon see how well he protects you" rofl win

[spacemarine31]

tht last line was good lol

eliplas is ace at witty banter

[BigDickCheney]

It doesn't say anything interesting.

[Spartages]

Man, that last line put a chil down my spine

[girlgarde]

I must admit, the IG can actually be quite tough and resourceful.

However, they waste their time and energy fighting for the false emperor when they could be fighting for better beings such as the Chaos Gods!

They and NOT the false emperor are humanity's only hope!

Glory to Chaos Undivided!

[werewolf9205]

well whatever side you choose you get screwed, Imperium: one wrong moved you have a inquisitor burning you alive, or you get forced into a military where you'll more likely get killed by your own side than by the enemy. Chaos: Tormention and madness for the rest of your days, which could be enternity.

[Zaniac0]

I think he says the exact smae thing to everyone.

[zer0nix]

imho lukas alexander is based off of alexander the great, a young, undefeated greek governor-general who died on the warpath in the jungles of india a week before turning 33 -from partying too hard. some suspect he was poisoned, but poison is uncharacteristic of his jungle foes.

if lukas is like his predecessor, i expect that he soundly carved through several of chaos' territories, then mysteriously died just before reaching the ork stronghold, which just so happens to be in the jungle :p

[unsightly]

Alexander was Macedonian, not Greek (the Greeks considered the Macedonians to be barbarians) - he died in Persia, not India (he was on the return journey from India back to Macedon) - and being murdered by one of his own men would have been completely in keeping with the Macedonian tradition of regicide when their kings were no longer considered worthy (and Alexander was attempting to adopt Persian customs, which angered his Macedonian warriors).

[Raikomaru]

The only thing that'd fit with tradition was if Lukas were to be shot by his Commisar for going back to his base and resupplying.

[DieDumbPeople]

"oh we'll soon see how well he protects you"

lol so true

[Ch0lewa]

"I've discovered that you die quite easily."

and who said that!? a fragile tau extreme weak in close combat.. shooting the enemies from distance and heavy cover is so cowardness..

[exeHL]

Distance, numbers and heavy cover is good tactics, which beats stupid heroics and death. Space Marines are excused because of their superior brute strength, but the Tau have a distance advantage which they can use before the enemy close in.

And then there's their close-combat specialists in case anyone does get past the shitstorm of pulse fire.

[Eirejimmy]

O'Shovah will get you...

[TheShamanSZ]

Not quite: the Tau are good tacticians. You want cowardly fighting and pompousness? Check out the Dark Eldar.

[ZahrDalsk]

Dark Eldar are certainly not cowards. Especially compared to those pansy Space Marines who hide in heavy armour.

[plaguemann]

space marines do not run through gates at the end of the game...

[TheShamanSZ]

Does opportunist sound better? They specialize in attacking unprotected or weakly protected targets and disappearing before an enemy can mount a response.

[outlawstar15a2]

Space Marines are opportunistic. Yes. Because you may have 100 Space Marines against a million or so Orks. They'd be fucking idiots to engage the Orks in conventional battle. So um, yeah the Space Marines do the strategic strike thing. Because they can't wash over their enemies like the Imperial Guard do. And I love the Imperial Guard. LAWLZ!! No, I really do. Their the true heroes of the Imperium as they're unmodified physically but face against some of the worst shit in the Galaxy.

[TheShamanSZ]

Sure, but I'm not sure who isn't. I was calling the Dark Eldar opportunistic, btw.

And the Guard commanders themselves, afaik, aren't averse to fighting smart - iirc their manuals read a bit like Sun Tzu. They just don't mind using a resource they have in abundance - manpower. They kinda remind me of the Red Army in WWII.

[outlawstar15a2]

Even they get the short stick in the Imperium the Imperial Guard are some pretty tough ombres. This is my personal opinion but I think the main reason they need Commisars to function is because they get treated like shit. But when well lead, well treated, or well threatened these ordinary men can withstand Daemons of the Warp.... And thats why I have such admiration for them.

[IAMELIPHAS]

SPESS MEHRENS HIDE IN METAL BOXES! the cowards! the fools!

we... we should take away... thier metal boxes.

Vote Eliphas/Sindri 08!

Say NO to metal boxes!

[IAMBALE]

SINDRIIIIIIII

[girlgarde]

@IAMELIPHAS If Eliphas became President of the U.S, woe to the Islamic Fundamentalists.........

[IAMELIPHAS]

@girlgarde Teh islamic fundies and their false god would not no metal boxes to hide in.

[twinturboteen18]

@girlgarde that would actually be pretty cool, they threatend south park so shame on them !! ( im an aussie so ill be safe down here) and i think eliphas would make a fantastic priminster/president hes so smooth he could taunt other countries and they wouldnt even realise it!

[magmos]

@girlgarde Woe to all fundamentalists that don't follow Chaos you mean.

[girlgarde]

@magmos  That too. LOL

[zachgilm]

@IAMELIPHAS So YES to Eliphas/Araghast 2011!

[evan32698]

@IAMELIPHAS Sindri and Eliphas? Both of whom are Betraying Bastards? XD

[Ch0lewa]

"Challenging us at gunpoint is foolish, gue'la. You know that. Our guns defeat yours in every aspect. We'll see how well your "Emperor's Grace" protects you from a pulse rifle!"

yeah, and lets see if your greater good defends u agaist chainswords of storm marines!

[Thevas11]

The Greater Good is exemplified in allies fighting together to make a force more potent. IF you can even get close to our Fire Warriors without being shot to hell, our Kroot and Vespid will counter-charge and speed you on your way to your Emperor's side. I've NEVER lost to marines in the tabletop game. You think that you're superior, but I've discovered that you die quite easily.

[Ultramarine646]

Eliphas really gets into your brain. I look forward to killing him as IG.

[frostmourne16]

He can get into anybody's head except for those without a Warp presence. This explains why the (*cough cough*) Tau Commander can only hear static. Also, nobody can really decipher the Necron Lord's thoughts. Shudder.

[Ultramarine646]

Who'd want to deciper the Necron Lord's thoughts? Not me. It'd just be "death, death death, death".

[frostmourne16]

Some swirling vortex of death and doom, obviously.

[vince2682]

Haha remember GIR from Invader ZIM?

They sing the DOOM song. and it goes like this:

Doom, DOOM, DOom, Doom, DOOOOOM, Doom!!! for weeks on end

[frostmourne16]

Hehehe. Nice one.

[markmarus]

Why does he say emperor failed you ''AGAIN'' governor?

[Fliegengott666]

Because he failed them all the time? Because the false emperor didnt simply crush the glorious forces of chaos, like the governor desired? Blind fools, facing their very doom...

[str33tbaLLer]

FOR THE DARK GODS!!!

[deathmetalheads]

Shut it you weak hummies!

there is only da waaargh!!!

[Nevanlinna]

You false-believers. The only thing worth fighting for is the greater good

[thewargriffin]

xeno flith we'll see how your banter holds up at gunpoint.The only greater good this the Emperor's grace

[Thevas11]

Challenging us at gunpoint is foolish, gue'la. You know that. Our guns defeat yours in every aspect. We'll see how well your "Emperor's Grace" protects you from a pulse rifle!

[Spartages]

but can you defend against the swarm of the Tyranids?

[Thevas11]

We have already contained and destroyed several tyranid splinter fleets that have encroached upon Tau space. When the Tyranids try to invade Sept worlds, their drop-craft, which are so important in their attack strategies, are vaporized by our satellite fortresses. As a race who loves firepower, we pride ourselves in our planetary and orbital defenses.

[poljuska]

Death to the chaos! Only the Emperor can show us the way of life!

[graffnameseed]

you are blind chaos is the true path and freedom awaits

[Pitbull0123]

u dont know hu Commissar Yarrick is du u? lol

[Nevanlinna]

Appearently he doesn't xD. Yarrick beat Ghazkull like 3 times in the wars of the Armageddon if I remember right, and Ghazkull is the most powerful Warboss there is

[Pitbull0123]

yeah, even gorgutz admitted no warboss is bigga or more powerful than Ghazkull.

[Raikomaru]

...at least, not yet.

[Pitbull0123]

I think Eliphas's Bravado would fade if he was talking to Commisar Yarrick

[Frejlich3]

I think it only increased Eliphas' bravado. Especially after he sent that pitifull Commisar's soul screaming into the bowels of the warp! >=D

[rossow91]

can orkz be possesed by chaos

[Otacrack]

I hope Alexandar dies in the next DOW game, he was one of the reasons i hate IG

[BigDickCheney]

If the Imperial Guard didn't win Dark Crusade, he's already dead.

[CptGabrielAngelos]

who does gabriel voice

[BigDickCheney]

Paul Dobson.

[superagurihyperteam]

They really should keep the sorceror from the first game and this chaos lord, their voices are so much better, than this new sorc and old lord

[Bloodangel129]

Elphais is badassness incarnete

[giantrobots1122]

Alexander sounds alot younger then the other leaders

[Emperor696]

Hmm, I think that voice of Eliphas and Sindri belong to the same actor. He has done a great job, he sounds so sinister. A nice change after that bastard, that likes to call his master a "worm'. Too bad, that Chaos Sorcerer's voice has changed. Old one, the voice of Sindri, was better. But warp shall not corrupt the Tau!

[nac16]

Not 100% sure, but I think the actors name is Scot McNeil and he's listed as doing voices in all three games

[BigDickCheney]

He does Captain Thule's voice.

[DarthKukulkan]

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS !

[Carnifex0988]

the false emperor will bow down before the Blood God Khorne! Imperium fools Choas is the only tru answer! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[payot]

Ha if the emperor protects why did he die them.

[Damocles178]

Actually the Emperor got into a fight with Horus and refused to use his full power on his own son and it was only at the breaking point when the Emperor witnessed Horus slaughtering one of his own subjects did he release his full wrath on horus but he was heavilly wounded because he held back too much and he was put in the golden throne device. He is alive but no longer able to fight.

[payot]

Actually I was talking about the Alexander.

[16KoRn16]

Chaos will fully rule the goddamn Imperium and Slaanesh will rise above all! Wahahaa *Chaoslaugh*

[gunslinger92x45]

dam chaotic morons you will pay for your insult to the imperium

[Frejlich3]

chaos ftw

[CptGabrielAngelos]

nice