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  • patty'o furniture, i admit that one really had me laughing out loud. cheesy jokes like that are the best.

  • Funny video! Enjoyed your honest self-deprivation, ahahah!

    What is the music you played for the beginning and en dof the video?

    

  • Take a lot more than a dentist to fix that ugly mug ........... Dickhead

  • Shenaningans !

  • Someone asked how you lost that tooth... I'm guessing you told those jokes to an Irishman.

  • KRATOS!!!!!

  • KRATOS!!!

  • ummm this videos ad was dental care for me.. lol.

  • Oh the hobo fountain! They turn the water on from time to time, but its rare.

  • @Feanturi The water comes from that pot hole over there.

  • Love the corny jokes and the accent that doesnt sound like anything but scottish :D

  • this guy sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger :)

  • My coach told me the o furniture joke I still don't get it

  • On St. Patrick's Day (in Dogtown, the Irish section of STL), there are always Scots walking about saying, "I'm not Irish." They don't wait to be asked. Should probably make a t-shirt.

    Odd, since we are the least likely to mistake a Scottish accent. Doesn't sound a bit like Granny!

  • whats that metal prong

  • @shiftedx2 it is, believbe it or not, a fountain. or used to be. i think they stopped pumping water through it years ago.....

  • I love it.

  • Wow.... how did you lose your tooth? It's my worst nightmare. How did your dentist fix the tooth?

    Hope you're doing well.

    Coxqt

  • i knocked them out in college... there's a very old and over-long video abut it in the very early part of my account..... i've had various crowns anxd implants ever since..... i cracked a crown last week 3 days after it went in......

  • @MarkDayComedy Oh geeze D: I'm sorry. My left front tooth was chipped, and they filled the chip, then the filling and MORE TOOTH got taken out together... and now half the tooth is basically fake. xD

  • Yeah we Americans like any excuse to get wasted at the bar.

    Especially obscure catholic holidays!

  • @zoticus1 Don't forget Mexican holidays. :D

  • hell, who needs an excuse?

  • Your teeth. Ouch.

  • i just got the frist one

  • hey mark, love the jokes, did not know you lived here. Did you go to the parade today?

  • yup video on that to follow....

  • Hey my favourite gay couple are two middle aged ginger irishmen. Peter Fitzgeralds and Gerald Fitzpeters

  • the gap toothed look kind of suits you

  • You don't sound Irish at all...you sound 100% Scottish!

  • hey buddy, r u Irish?

    nar ferget dat an Irishmen is never so drunk dat e canan hold on to one blade o grass n not fall off da face of de eart

    dia duit

    cuig realtai

  • wha happend to ur tooth?

  • Knock knock, who's there, Irish, Irish who? Irish I was Scottish.

  • Just to let eveyone know, but totally unrelated to the vid, I feel sick :( Pukey sick. I'm going to try smoking some weed. It usually gets rid of the sickly feelings.

  • That was the dumbest video you ever made. It made me LOL =P

    5 stars for Irish Jesus!!!

  • I'm Irish so only I'm aloud to laugh at those jokes!!! If any of youse do ur fucking rascist!!! Jk. I'm really not offended by these I find them funny, specially ur own one mark.

  • you think you have problems mark? i live here in Canada and every one i speak too asks me if i am an Australian

  • Love it!

  • Haha, I've always wondered how long that piece of 'art' has been standing for now, I still remember seeing it when I was a wee bit younger.

  • What happened to the tooth, Mark?

    - Jason

  • I haven't seen Frank in ages...I hear he frequents blackpool these days!

  • My birthday is in st. Patrick's day, and so is my mothers i was born on her birthday=J But i also have math testing on my birthday;(

  • Did ya hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who moved to San Francisco . . . Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

  • Whats 2 miles long and has n IQ of 40? The St Patricks Day Parade!

  • The only good thing to come out of Scotland, was the road to Ireland!

  • Man those where some funny jokes!

  • HA HA HA!!!! Your the best Mark!!

  • i love that sculpture! it's awesome!

  • I love the irish jokes, it's even funnier when your irish mate is very successful and the guy saying them is on the dole.

  • I give this video 5 Patty O'Furniture jokes!

  • i am the finney

  • i don't get them... :S (English isn't my first language though)

  • Mark, get your tooth fixed lol :P

  • I did, I did. For now....

  • You make this little Fitzgerald sad T_T

  • Well Mark, obviously you are Scottish and not Irish. Just look at that flowing red hair! ;)

  • Actually a lot of Irish don't have red hair, its more of a norman/english thing.

  • Dot tell anyone but I'm second generation Irish on my father's side.....

  • Dot's on her way now. She should have everyone informed in about an hour or two. She's quite a gossip, our little Dot!

  • 9 years old at the time, Dakota Fanning went on Leno's show, and asked if she could tell a joke. Leno said sure, of course, and Dakota said, " These 2 Irish guys walk past a bar......................... and after a very long pause, hey, it could happen". :p

  • Ya need to wear an orange shirt and tell the

    one aboot St Patrick's mistake,

    that he should have driven out the Irish and left the snakes.

    Be prepared to explain that its only a joke.

  • good luck with your toot or lack there of

  • gosh you are such a treasure of fun , cheers !

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