On St. Patrick's Day (in Dogtown, the Irish section of STL), there are always Scots walking about saying, "I'm not Irish." They don't wait to be asked. Should probably make a t-shirt.
Odd, since we are the least likely to mistake a Scottish accent. Doesn't sound a bit like Granny!
i knocked them out in college... there's a very old and over-long video abut it in the very early part of my account..... i've had various crowns anxd implants ever since..... i cracked a crown last week 3 days after it went in......
@MarkDayComedy Oh geeze D: I'm sorry. My left front tooth was chipped, and they filled the chip, then the filling and MORE TOOTH got taken out together... and now half the tooth is basically fake. xD
Just to let eveyone know, but totally unrelated to the vid, I feel sick :( Pukey sick. I'm going to try smoking some weed. It usually gets rid of the sickly feelings.
I'm Irish so only I'm aloud to laugh at those jokes!!! If any of youse do ur fucking rascist!!! Jk. I'm really not offended by these I find them funny, specially ur own one mark.
9 years old at the time, Dakota Fanning went on Leno's show, and asked if she could tell a joke. Leno said sure, of course, and Dakota said, " These 2 Irish guys walk past a bar......................... and after a very long pause, hey, it could happen". :p
patty'o furniture, i admit that one really had me laughing out loud. cheesy jokes like that are the best.
TheDude886 1 month ago
Funny video! Enjoyed your honest self-deprivation, ahahah!
What is the music you played for the beginning and en dof the video?
TheSleepingCow 10 months ago
Take a lot more than a dentist to fix that ugly mug ........... Dickhead
irlsarge 11 months ago
Shenaningans !
Nagneto 11 months ago
Someone asked how you lost that tooth... I'm guessing you told those jokes to an Irishman.
88blackandwhite88 11 months ago
KRATOS!!!!!
georgedornelas 1 year ago
KRATOS!!!
georgedornelas 1 year ago
ummm this videos ad was dental care for me.. lol.
sora3020 1 year ago
Oh the hobo fountain! They turn the water on from time to time, but its rare.
Feanturi 1 year ago
@Feanturi The water comes from that pot hole over there.
MrGS1997 1 year ago
Love the corny jokes and the accent that doesnt sound like anything but scottish :D
snowwhite923 1 year ago
this guy sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger :)
svealinux1 1 year ago
My coach told me the o furniture joke I still don't get it
gemtz14 1 year ago
On St. Patrick's Day (in Dogtown, the Irish section of STL), there are always Scots walking about saying, "I'm not Irish." They don't wait to be asked. Should probably make a t-shirt.
Odd, since we are the least likely to mistake a Scottish accent. Doesn't sound a bit like Granny!
gortie 1 year ago
whats that metal prong
shiftedx2 1 year ago
@shiftedx2 it is, believbe it or not, a fountain. or used to be. i think they stopped pumping water through it years ago.....
MarkDayComedy 1 year ago
I love it.
brunadora1 1 year ago
Wow.... how did you lose your tooth? It's my worst nightmare. How did your dentist fix the tooth?
Hope you're doing well.
Coxqt
coxqt 1 year ago
i knocked them out in college... there's a very old and over-long video abut it in the very early part of my account..... i've had various crowns anxd implants ever since..... i cracked a crown last week 3 days after it went in......
MarkDayComedy 1 year ago
@MarkDayComedy Oh geeze D: I'm sorry. My left front tooth was chipped, and they filled the chip, then the filling and MORE TOOTH got taken out together... and now half the tooth is basically fake. xD
jeishiikanzaki 1 year ago
Yeah we Americans like any excuse to get wasted at the bar.
Especially obscure catholic holidays!
zoticus1 1 year ago 3
@zoticus1 Don't forget Mexican holidays. :D
jeishiikanzaki 1 year ago
hell, who needs an excuse?
Forthias 1 year ago
Your teeth. Ouch.
jctrock 1 year ago
i just got the frist one
ness1105 1 year ago
hey mark, love the jokes, did not know you lived here. Did you go to the parade today?
Texasred63 1 year ago
yup video on that to follow....
MarkDayComedy 1 year ago
Hey my favourite gay couple are two middle aged ginger irishmen. Peter Fitzgeralds and Gerald Fitzpeters
ratholin 1 year ago
the gap toothed look kind of suits you
sagemslott 1 year ago 2
You don't sound Irish at all...you sound 100% Scottish!
matthewme23 1 year ago
hey buddy, r u Irish?
nar ferget dat an Irishmen is never so drunk dat e canan hold on to one blade o grass n not fall off da face of de eart
dia duit
cuig realtai
marniespeaks 1 year ago
wha happend to ur tooth?
RoseSiegel 1 year ago
Knock knock, who's there, Irish, Irish who? Irish I was Scottish.
Sammerkona 1 year ago
Just to let eveyone know, but totally unrelated to the vid, I feel sick :( Pukey sick. I'm going to try smoking some weed. It usually gets rid of the sickly feelings.
SpacedTime 1 year ago
That was the dumbest video you ever made. It made me LOL =P
5 stars for Irish Jesus!!!
Herpencounter 1 year ago
I'm Irish so only I'm aloud to laugh at those jokes!!! If any of youse do ur fucking rascist!!! Jk. I'm really not offended by these I find them funny, specially ur own one mark.
AMPSPro 1 year ago
you think you have problems mark? i live here in Canada and every one i speak too asks me if i am an Australian
grahamkeithtodd 1 year ago
Love it!
britethorn 1 year ago
Haha, I've always wondered how long that piece of 'art' has been standing for now, I still remember seeing it when I was a wee bit younger.
TheBerzerker1 1 year ago
What happened to the tooth, Mark?
- Jason
crimsong19 1 year ago 2
I haven't seen Frank in ages...I hear he frequents blackpool these days!
JippersinCornwall 1 year ago
My birthday is in st. Patrick's day, and so is my mothers i was born on her birthday=J But i also have math testing on my birthday;(
shadowsmygirl 1 year ago
Did ya hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who moved to San Francisco . . . Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
kalozakos 1 year ago
Whats 2 miles long and has n IQ of 40? The St Patricks Day Parade!
479Lucy 1 year ago
The only good thing to come out of Scotland, was the road to Ireland!
BBQTalk 1 year ago
Man those where some funny jokes!
EZIO391 1 year ago
HA HA HA!!!! Your the best Mark!!
nabsta05 1 year ago
i love that sculpture! it's awesome!
IIIIFile13IIII 1 year ago
I love the irish jokes, it's even funnier when your irish mate is very successful and the guy saying them is on the dole.
GLeNss 1 year ago 2
I give this video 5 Patty O'Furniture jokes!
majorgeek 1 year ago
i am the finney
Steadno 1 year ago
i don't get them... :S (English isn't my first language though)
mortemdei 1 year ago
Mark, get your tooth fixed lol :P
Trippinpatchouli 1 year ago 2
I did, I did. For now....
MarkDayComedy 1 year ago
You make this little Fitzgerald sad T_T
Otokogoroshi 1 year ago
Well Mark, obviously you are Scottish and not Irish. Just look at that flowing red hair! ;)
vclamp 1 year ago 2
Actually a lot of Irish don't have red hair, its more of a norman/english thing.
Trippinpatchouli 1 year ago
Dot tell anyone but I'm second generation Irish on my father's side.....
MarkDayComedy 1 year ago
Dot's on her way now. She should have everyone informed in about an hour or two. She's quite a gossip, our little Dot!
MrBarryMusic 1 year ago
9 years old at the time, Dakota Fanning went on Leno's show, and asked if she could tell a joke. Leno said sure, of course, and Dakota said, " These 2 Irish guys walk past a bar......................... and after a very long pause, hey, it could happen". :p
pslgreg 1 year ago 8
Ya need to wear an orange shirt and tell the
one aboot St Patrick's mistake,
that he should have driven out the Irish and left the snakes.
Be prepared to explain that its only a joke.
tyrbolo 1 year ago
good luck with your toot or lack there of
wonderpope 1 year ago
gosh you are such a treasure of fun , cheers !
b88104044 1 year ago
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Shenanigans FTW
first btw :P
y35n00b5 1 year ago
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girbunny36 1 year ago