DEAR UER.CA: how are you? I am FINE. Love, JTcolfax, urbex

[HarvestmanMan]

@jtcolfax I'm so sorry, but what in the fuck are you talking about?

[sarahmcconnell1018]

HOG JOWLS

[sottier]

When this video first came out, America was in the grips of a depression.

[HarvestmanMan]

Hi there.

Yes, Therrin the penguin fucker is alive and well and has had his chatban repealed, much to our chagrin.

[jtcolfax]

@HarvestmanMan Xcuse me dullard. Heard about Dec. thread in which u r presiding over banned ppl. Dont CARE. But thought it should go on record. The vid was filmed on the former estate of mafioso Joeseph Barbara, host of the APPALACHIN CONFERENCE. ALL the most famous mafioso at the time (50s) were there and it changed HISTORY. There is a wiki about the Appalachin Conference and it would be nice if YOU would link it. A minor figure there was nicknamed Hog Jowls. I know sensate reams of this.

[jtcolfax]

The original Cards from this video recently showed up in Buffalo.

[GBjapes]

Ur a fucking freak man hahaha

[HarvestmanMan]

This video requires context

[btlssmd]

UER.CA - the worlds source for abandoned buildings.

[jtcolfax]

@btlssmd How many people's vids are you gonna cheerlead for that website on? They will turn on you!

[btlssmd]

UER - every abandoned building in the world can be found on this site. UER.CA!

[jtcolfax]

@btlssmd for one thing, that isn't true, and for another thing, you don't really need a GUIDE to find abandoned buildings.

[Bllackguard666]

@jtcolfax That's for sure. Shit, I can find abandoned building just taking a long drive, most times. Or just ask a few friends. Websites are cool for sharing footage and shit, don't need them as a source.

[jtcolfax]

@Bllackguard666 That idiot is all over the net bragging of his UER love

[Bllackguard666]

@jtcolfax I was going to join it once, but I heard what a few people said about the community, and everyone says they're just elite assholes. Then I read some of the forums, and stayed away. lol.

[UER1Douche]

Don't get it.

[jtcolfax]

@UER1Douche :don't need to

[UER1Douche]

@jtcolfax  Huh?

[jtcolfax]

My that YOKES sure is a star now: aint he.....

[adanebi]

i...can't understand this video :) no matter how hard i try. help? anyone??

[adanebi]

i...can't seem to understand this video :) no matter how hard i try. help? anyone???

[184186]

lmao again! Still a great video :D

[jtcolfax]

Thanks.....I just realized this happens to be the third anniversary of the flood that made me find out about the tunnel, and hence UE.

[Uttelito]

wtf is this bullshit`?

[zequelll]

im afraid i have to agree the way they are running things there is no good. seems like more and more stuff is becoming for full members only i recently discovered i could not get to la grande hermine anymore i mean whats the point of hiding it kids already torched it anyways.

[ColfaxRiverUrbex]

dunt dunt dun...diddle doo dattle do dunt dun.

[sethsevaroth]

Shit sorry about it happening again dude.

it says under the newest ban entry

"Sigh... sorry JT... I know you're a good guy, but you can't seem to stop being a dick online."

:[

[jtcolfax]

No biggie. I made them do it this time. I am so tired of it just plain not being FUN. The attitude there is way more caustic than asbestos ever was. And besides, the climate is just downright dangerous, you know, with their penchant for calling LE on people, like that doesn't lead to it happening AGAIN. Good riddance to it.

[forumhonk]

"it's always something."

[twoshadetod]

I wont lie uer does suck unless after the week long wait(wtf is this? great way to force someone to find a better forum) of bullshit post reading there is some uberleet secret forum full of goodies. I doubt that though, we'll find out.

[ShadowsandRust]

If you see only one hog jowl inspired video this year, this is the one to see! - New York Times

[lollipopmilitia]

they are good, are they not.

[mrbucklerqwerty]

YUMMY hog jowls !

[jtcolfax]

@mrbucklerqwerty Hog Jowls are also filled with nutrients and from just plain heaven.

[tacoracers]

Sweet! =)  -Tacoracers

[jayman105]

Dude, your fucked. No wonder you wre kicked off UER.

[ODDEC]

hog jowls

[Unrated48]

why his he sayin Hug Jowls???

[5Ttruck]

yes, in so many words

[5Ttruck]

lol...

this is not really urbex, more like shitoldbeatenupfarmhouse-ex

oh yeah, what a nut!

[686girly]

man UER sucks soo bad....

*sigh*

[btlssmd]

batshit insane.. thanks for the bit of fame you fuckin ex con.

[ChrisC30]

hog jowls? hog jowls? hog..jowls? *gasp* hog.. *wheeze* ..jowls.. *passes out on the floor*

[AlphaCueUp]

im a member of UER...the only issue i have with it is the ethics nazis...and the holier than thou attitude that gives them this sense of entitlement that enables them to define who is a "true explorer" based merely on their own personal ethics...

[jtcolfax]

yes sure fine...but sherman cahil "seicer" is a dullard.  do something about that...there will be no PIE for anyone.

[gremmpaltakin]

The ethics are there for a reason. Theft, vandalism, BREAKING IN are all things that ruin the location, it's accessibility and the hobby for everyone.

[jtcolfax]

BREAKING in...............get out.

[maypost]

This is the best video EVER on youtube!

[CuriousGeorgeurbex]

very nice...I would like to sit on the opposite side of you on a two man saw to talk pleasantly.

[jtcolfax]

Tomorrow at about 3:oo good for you?

[Robert008]

UER is full of demanding, whining fools.

[Corvid]

Finally, a textbook definition of "Batshit Insane"!

[jtcolfax]

wow...nice stuff...and even from copy six. I have a headache and things are going poorly. A republican at work winces in DISGUST at the conversation between myself and another worker wherein I discuss BUILDING a costar. I should be fixing the roof.

[Copysix]

nice . . . . ~ CopySix

[odeedomedo]

fucked up how one piece of paper can change your life forever (and of other people too)

[odeedomedo]

Hog Jowls is officially the coolest expression on the internet forever!

wow, some people think outside of the box, but you just crushed the box, recycled it, waited for it to come back as paper, write on it, digitalize it, and made it famous forever.

wow

[jtcolfax]

Oh FuckMop...whatsamatter you. Spoons full of dogfood in your eye holes.

[bradster760]

Haha, love it JT! Ultra Extreme Rejects (UER) has gotten their panties in a bunch over this...lol. UER has hog jowl sause on them!! The posers shall all fall down.

[powerfulSubtlety]

What about all the explorers on UER?

[jtcolfax]

what about them.? are you being subtle? I'm sure many of them are fine people. I dont hear from many of them, in recognizable ways. And as for being banned...it might be best not to run to a forum the second one discovers something.

[jtcolfax]

just don't have any hog jowl sauce on your fingers.

[FireShorts]

oh and yes, i will finger you for a bit.

[FireShorts]

dude you fuckin rock.

[jtcolfax]

Thanks (again) Muthafremix.

[muthafremix]

colfax, you're a twisted genius.

[vviinnssaanniittyy]

I still say i want to see the photos. Haha.

I think this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while.

[bradster760]

Still around, and I judged you a bit harsh, and was aggressive about it. I'm aggressive by nature, so that is why I said what I said. I went by all the shit that they fed me, and I didn't know you. Now I know the backstabbing, losers they are. They talk nice to you in person, but talk shit when you're gone. I don't apologize hardly ever; but I am admiting I judged you without knowing you.

[jtcolfax]

sure....and ding dong the fagen is dead.

[Lam0ntLam0nt]

well thanks for giving me a card on there, and hello to you as well

[bradster760]

I do agree with you about one thing: UER sucks. I just left for good. Nothing but a bunch of elitists, immature, aggresive, pricks. None of those people on there are explorers (except for a few), but just attention whores and drama fuckers. Now, I can see how your upset with a lot of them.

[bradster760]

I do agree with you about one thing: UER sucks. I just left for good. Nothing but a bunch of elitists, immature, aggresive, pricks. None of those people on there are explorers

[bradster760]

Yah, you're insane alright; but don't think you intimidate me. I know saying much to a complete nutbad won't do anything...this hilarious to read, however. Keep it up I am ROFLMAO at you! :D

[jtcolfax]

CHANGE IS IN THE AIR

[jtcolfax]

YOUR name is FUCKMOP. I order it to be so....and I demand that it start at least in back channels. FUCK MOP. THAT is YOU. MONGOOSE. BFAGEN. = FUCKMOP.

Henceforth: fuckmop. Because He is Dumb: FUCKMOP. BEcause HE BLOWS forth on EVERY subject: FUCKMOP.

B FAGEN is dubbed FUCK MOP. I order it so...(if the will allows).

[bradster760]

Your comments make no fucking sence, much like you and your "videos". Bro, some guy who goes around making videos and yelling shit like "hog jowls", and writing names on little scraps of paper for a vid are pretty mental. Seek help and take a good look at this shit...you're out of your fucking mind. shit. By the way, call people names that actually MEAN something. It helps for effectiveness. Fuckmop is not a good choice.

[irishmom85]

Hi! and thanks for being focused on me??

[jtcolfax]

Your name is "fuckmop" to me now. You are a DULLARD. Back in your box, Dullard. And in other news: People who use the expression "he's good people" are actually themselves very bad people with things to hide.

[bradster760]

Dude, you are shot. You are a complete tool and need SERIOUS help. BTW: you misspelled my name when calling me an "idiot". Classic.

[jtcolfax]

does avatar have hog jowls...i bet he has hog jowls,...he has hog jowls doesnt he...is he a snippy person with hog jowls?

[bagaauwk]

uer dot ca makes ALL 'explorers' look bad with their nazi-like ethics, wolf suits, and the way each member acts like they own 'exploring'.

fuck that site. i wish avatar would choke to death on a dick while wearing his wolfsuit, that would sure make his mom proud.

[jtcolfax]

I think he was a neighbor. Don't you like it when people chant "hog jowls" across for your remote property? ha. The scales were beautiful.

[rapcw]

Great video, the sudden ending was the best part. Was it his property you were on?

[haeber]

Nice one, James. Nice place too. I enjoyed the old-time scale. I'm still following your vids.

[jtcolfax]

Ooops....I got yelled at by local redus neckus, as I finished that up. Yeah, from the truck. But it was heap good fun, a lovely site, and I still had time to work on my yard at home. A nice Sunday.