Lemmy The Movie

[michelle88960]

everytime i hear that joke i laugh.

[MetalMind2121]

Lemmy is metal! Here is a dark, original smart guy who hates bullshit, loves to talk, drinks bourbon daily, inhales more smoke than air and gets it. Someone with a human age of 66 who has enjoyed playing loud, fast, angry music his entire life, usually while dressed in Nazi shit he collects between the time he is trying to get laid or hammered or speak his mind. No joke, Lemmy is HeavyFuckinMetal and a true testament to all living Rock Gods. "Fuck politics, fuck the new era and fuck you"!!!

[goawaiii]

2:15 - british teeth lol

[Motorsash]

Lemmy is a rock god because he doesn't try to be one.

[W4nshu]

slash is rock'n'roll... nope chuck testa

[MrThejackassking]

I was at the concert at the begining

[motorheadrock22]

@gnrsamboy who are you to talk about rock 'n' roll? And dave grohl does all those things as well. and considering you have GNR in your name, your points are invalid.

[gnrsamboy]

lets weigh it up. have a whole fuckload of money to do whatever you want with, bangin the hottest chicks even tho you're old as dirt. lazing around on a jet or in an expensive hotel loving life and spending as much cash as you can before you kick the bucket. OR tour cos you need the cash and sit in your one bedroom apartment and write another record wishing you were the first guy. dave groll is a wannabe asshole who plays pop rock to kids. whos he to talk about rock n roll

[grunt12394]

dont get me wrong but dave shouldnt dis keith richards because LEMMY AND KEITH ARE BOTH AWESOME

[leckmichdochugga]

@grunt12394 awesome musicians, yeah! but it's the attitude dave means.

[RancidSickness]

Chuck Norris is scared of Lemmy.

[MrAtomic2000]

@RancidSickness dafuq is chuck norris?

[lowisao]

2:03 who the fuck is that guy?

[gnrsamboy]

@lowisao it looks like c.c deville but i cant be sure. looks like a fag whoever he is

[MetallicBill]

Every so often I look for the odd new music DVD, why can't I find this one at Best Buy superstores, eh?? haha Seriously was it out or delayed?

[HeySafari]

malboro=P~

[motorheadrock22]

@pfordsq what's the point you're trying to make?

[TheGiladam]

after i watched this movie i just broke up my relationship after 4 years!!!!

[ryanb113n]

That joke was amazing..

[667devilssneighbour]

"Who'd win in a fight lemmy or god?"

"Errrrrm Lemmy?"

"Trick question dick head Lemmy is god!"

[Metalheadsmusiclover]

The joke: "If I get it (the sexual transmitted disease), I'll go and fuck my babysitter and she gets it and she fucks my dad and he gets it and he fucks my mom and she gets it - and she fucks the gardener and that's to come cause he squashed my frog!"

Hint: DO NOT buy the german DVD version - it is CENSORED, it runs 10 minutes shorter than the english one. It does not show why Lemmy loves nazi stuff. Why censoring? Nothing goes away by ignoring it!

[Actkondis62]

he squished my frog

[2yellowflowers]

love this man. he is the real deal...

[motorheadrock22]

@sicfuker25 - it's dr. rock

[lowisao]

@motorheadrock22 no.. its dr cock

[ACDC101232]

@motorheadrock22 No Its DR alibi

[sicfuker25]

what's the name of the song?

[Treow]

Lemmy is not God.

God is Lemmy.

[XXcowboyfromhell]

I was at the premiere bitches!

[hampulator]

Keep it real!!!

[Frumsel]

i dont understand the joke at the end

[simonjeste]

@Frumsel srsly?

in brief: 9 year old kid is pissed off at the gardener for stepping on his frog (?) so the whole sex-STD chain of events is his way of getting payback... LEMMY style.

[vanillafudge666]

They interviewed CC Deville about Lemmy, not Heavy Metal. Lemmy is beigger than Metal and likes 50's Rock, does that make him not Metal?

[zeus1010]

Why would they interview CC Deville from Poison about Heavy Metal?

[MoenFilm]

ordered*

You people should also watch " When you're strange " a movie about The Doors :D

[creedler1991]

Haven't seen LEMMY The Movie yet but just hung out with the Man in Toronto- he is the real deal! So so SO surprisingly nice as well.... Long Live Motörhead! Long Live LEMMY!

[elizzard45]

I saw this

[Metalheadsmusiclover]

Normal people will start listening to him when the his veneer that scares normal people to death and pisses them off - his life - is gone. I like this veneer for more than 25 years now and I am sure that I will die as a Motörhead fan. Sorry, this didn't fit into my last post any more.

[Metalheadsmusiclover]

If Lem has an accident and loses more than one litre of his blood, he will probably die. His body won't get along with healthy blood as well as a healthy person won't get along with Lem's blood. THAT is the hurting truth. And he has diabetes. He is a normal mortal person but as well he is a medical sensation. And he is a wise man.

BUT, HEY, GODDAMN IT, HE IS THE MOST ARSEKICKING BASEPLAYER THE WORLD EVER WILL HAVE. But in the end, people will start listening to him when he is gone. As usual.

[YSlimbo]

he is so ugly that he looks good !! ^^

[StupidChicagoPunk]

what's the song?

[acdcman96fin]

Justin Bieber 51% pussy 49% woman!!

[ThePranjak]

@acdcman96fin

fuck him. this is a lemmy's video. stop payin' attention to that bitch Justin.

[zaccarroll72]

great joke!!

[creedler1991]

I love Motörhead! Lemmy is one bad ass motherfucker! Long Live Lemmy!!!!!!

[agitator1]

dave grohl sucks ass.

[bwallace77]

@agitator1 Wrong dude! But you can suck his ass!!!

[pullbackbaby]

I think of Lemmy as original a musician as Syd Barrett with out the growth inhibitors on high octane and nitrous through the years. If you did not check out the new album. Do so now, life is short and it is awesome!

[bustedup]

if a rattlesnake bit Lemmy, I'd feel sorry for the rattlesnake

[motorheadrock22]

nah it only just came out, there wasnt one in 2009. thats when they started advertising it...

[pfordsq]

@motorheadrock22 There was talk of bringing it to The Underground Film Festival in Chicago in '09 , it may have even been earlier , provided , of course , it had been finished by then.... A lot of Rock Documentaries that ARE'NT produced by the likes of Time/Life , BBC or VH1 have to be put on hold , even more than once , for lack of sufficient funds. Some (Most notably Lech Kowalski's Johnny Thunders film.) have been shown as works in progress , but never officially released.

[ClassicIron15]

i thought this movie came out in 2009 , is there a new one?

[blackbranduh]

what song is he playing at 0:20 and forward?

[ClassicIron15]

@blackbranduh doctor rock

[GGGriggs]

Okay, I personally do respect Keith Richards as a musician, but Lemmy is just GOD in everything else!

:-D

Although, my friend is a die-hard fan of The Rolling Stones, and he said some bad shit about Motorhead and Lemmy...So I'm gonna show him this video and he can see that everyone knows that Lemmy is just the true Rock 'n' Roll God!

[IronMaiden1980]

the one who don´t like lemmy the movie is probably fuckin´keith richards :D:D

cheers lem i salute to you!

[MrLuciferion]

Ou yeah....FUCK keith richards....

[zwaerno1000]

They play the Song so much faster live!

p.s.: FUCK Keith Richards...^^

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

Joke at the end, brilliant.

[braziliamrocker]

is this already out?

[zwaerno1000]

@braziliamrocker in germany it's out on DVD on January 21st 2011. I pre-ordered it yesterday ;-)

[agitator1]

what do you mean fuck keith richards ! dave grohl you are a piece of shit stuck on keiths shoes. I am a lemmy fan also a keith fan. you dont have to diss keith. keith was way before anyone even touched drugs @! and im sure lemmy respects keith.

[14energy]

when is this coming out????

[mcglynn670]

Dave's right, Fuck keith richards because Lemmy is the rock n roll we really want

[Pikener]

Please, could somebody write the joke he tells at the end? I just can't understand soem parts.

[Coldgin94]

Rock'N'Roll=Lemmy

That's all !

[meyvendrummer]

"Fuck Keith Richards"

[RobertGuiel]

Great Lemmy, only Lemmy, the Father of Heavy, Trash, Speed and Pussy Metal !!!!!

[kzox2]

true lemmy is god

[potheadNZ]

fuck yeah Dave had it right,,,Lemmy's back 'n'his bus,, Drinkin,,Fuckin,,n,,writtin another hit,i bet Viagra was made of E,meth & Lemmy sweet!!!

[ChineapplePunk]

... And that 9 year old kid was Lemmy!

[bangermccrusher]

Lemmy is the epitome of rock and roll god. This guy is not fucking around, he is a true badass.

[Harrysound]

Legend, 65 on christmas eve......

[Ty2052]

yesssssssssssssssss

[Virgultum]

Rock´nRoll is Lemmy and Lemmy is Rock´n Roll

[Christophernelson1]

what is the name of this song

[BallSackGames]

once upon a time lemmy decided to fart, and from that fart was the man called chuck norris born.

[SilentAssassin1414]

good joke



[MamaHorror]

does anyone know when lemmy the movie is coming out to dvd? I check the site all the time but maybe I missed something? I'm so excited for it.

[johnnyovsthelens]

@MamaHorror It's being released on DVD on the 24th January 2011

[nglurena]

He whoops Chuck Norris

[Fallout3owns444]

whats the song at the beginning ?

[BobVlogging]

@Fallout3owns444 DR. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Snaggletooth02]

@Fallout3owns444 This is Dr.Rock from Orgasmatron.

[Snaggletooth02]

This is the best mötherfucker in a world! ROCK N ROLL IS LEMMY, LEMMY IS ROCK N ROLL!

[MrPeterGroove]

he s the fuckin real deal

[mudribiso]

can anybody tell me when the FUCK is it coming out!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HELLAWAITSU666]

i had the same shirt as Slash, wore it when i painted my face up like KISS n went to school hahaha

[StupidChicagoPunk]

lemmy is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

i am a member of the church of lemmy

[studentshadow1]

@StupidChicagoPunk i dont need! RELIGION. but i worship lemmy

[Spectrefromhell1]

@StupidChicagoPunk On the first day god said let there be light and there was light, on the second day let there be humans and there were humans, and the third day god said let me transform into the badest motherfucker the world will ever know and he was instantly transformed into LEMMY (Thumbs up if you agree)

[Metalheadsmusiclover]

@Spectrefromhell1 Do you really believe in a supreme being? If my wife told me that she got pregnant by a ghost - like Joseph's wife Mary told him and which is the basis for a worldwide religion - I'd get divorced as fast as possible, I'm telling you!

If Joseph has really been this naive, I don't really wonder why he had to sleep in stables (hi Lemmy, I know you wrote that in your bio and you are DAMN right, man !!!)

[LaWoman071]

Fucking Lemmy! Great Joke... xx

[NEEG07]

this is pure EPIC,

LEMMY IS GOD !!!!!!!!!!

[lunne14]

2:15 store vega in denmark... o_O