Whatever happened to the freedom of expression ? Obama should have given Gen. Mcarthy the order to shut up and left it at that .Great fuckion' skit ! Whatever happenedto the word "fuck" in the army ?Tha was always fuckin'awesome !I quit using it too,except for special fucking occassions. Thanks
damn best one you hoots have posted in a while, i simply do not understand why you guys are not on national news. jackie, you knnow when it get late and you get to wondering................
Haha! You guys are hilarious!!! Like Larry the Cable guy but.....you know....Funny!! Now with that being said, I know these are satirical sketches. What I can't really figure out is if you're democrats making fun of stereotypical republicans, or republicans voicing your opinions in a more lighthearted fashion by making fun of the liberal stereotype that republicans are hicks. Either way you guys are awesome!!! XD
Actually, Jackie, US Presidents have fired generals right in the middle of war time. Pres. Truman fired Gen. McArthur right in the middle of the Korean War for threatening to make the border between North Korea and China into a nuclear wasteland.
I tell you what, you guys are still funny as hell. That old timer oughtta have his own TV show. No shit. Did you guys see your ole buddy Al Gore is a ladies man? Now THAT scare the hell out of me.
A spec op professional soldier who makes it to General, and through the vetting by the CFR, doesn't make a mistake like this. Part of the psy-op for peoples perceptions? "WAR IS A RACKET". A quote by a Marine General who testified in front of Congress, after an attempted coup de tat of America by the Oligarchy/banksters. Another piece of history lost to HIS-STORY.
What the hell is are General talking to the Rollin Stone for anyway. Hate to see him go like that, you know, on the cover of the Rollin Stone. Takes 30 yrs to make a General and one 10 min. read in the Rollin Stone to take one out. That aint good.
chit... "Rolling Stone"...i worked the original woodstock and haven't read that mag for 35 years...dude got the "headlines"..."loose lips will sink ships"...they took him drinking!!!.....holy chit...talk about...STUPID..........................
Obama can't run and hide behind the lamestream media. There are way too many outlets now, newspapers and network TV is long dead. BO got rid of the General for the one reason he does anything-his image. McChrystal said or did NOTHING wrong. The wars, the economy, the environment all destroyed because of Obama. 62 percent of the US knows were headed for destruction. Obama reveres the tyrants, terrorists, and criminals, but he readily commits acts of war against someone he can scapegoat.
@masercot insubordination means not submitting to authority, refusing to do something, etc.
Criticizing a commander in your free time? That's punishable by death in China(and other fascist countries), but is constitutionally protected in the U.S.
@masercot insubordination means not submitting to authority, refusing to do something, etc.
Criticizing a commander in your free time? That's punishable by death in China(and other fascist countries), but is constitutionally protected in the U.S.
Hey, it's Red State Update! Where you guys been? As for generals, they are by definition assholes. Responsible adults don't get past Lt. Colonel. McChrystal disrespecting the COC? I'd fire him too - just for making out with Gaga in Rolling Stone. "Elderly roadies..." hahah!
The most fucked up thing here is that 911 was a controlled demolition. NYFD means more to me than a couple of traitor fucking Generals and a CIA Gates director. They want to kill people in the Pentagon. 14 Foot hole with a 767 inside, no bodies, no engines, no gear. Big fucking lie Afganistan is.
@AjaPuppy He wanted to nuke Chinese forces who attacked from Chinese bases and retreated once US forces started to Counterattack.
Initially the Joint Chiefs of Staff agreed, they authorized use of tactical use of nuclear weapons on Chinese soil if they attacked US forces via air and returned to Chinese air bases.
It was really the only way, at the time, to beat Chinese forces. Conventionally, it's really impossible.
"He wants every damn soldier to be up his damn butt!" Now this is real comedy. This just goes to show that right wingers could have their own comedy shows too, they just need brilliant writers like these guys. Well done.
Oh but I'm totally in favor of pulling McChrystal. Open dissension and insubordination results in removal from your position. That's always been true.
Have you guys ever thought of trying to take this to adult swim as a 15 minute show. I think it could certainly succeed. I would rather watch this than 90% of all the shows on Adult Swim.
@skinhead871 You fail at basic grammar cracker ass Nazi bigot, y'all just jealous of the superior black wang while you waggle your tiny lil' slug around like it means something bahahahah. Nazis LOST, GET OVER IT you're a retarded relic of a bygone era.
Anyone who's such a dumbass he'd talk shit about his boss in a national magazine doesn't have any place leading our troops. I'm not an Obama supporter but he had no other choice than to can his ass.
@danthemankhan The reference was to Jackie's senility - he's mixing up television and movies about war with his actual military experience. He goes on to reference a scene in Full Metal Jacket.
"Kids don't even know what magazines are." Sad but true. I'm pretty sure kids don't even know what books are....which is also pretty sad too. The youth is going down the toilet.
This video sure does make me feel ashame to be a Tennessean
powell356 1 month ago
AFGHANISTANVILLE ALSDFKJADSOILJ
LeannanStair 2 months ago
wtf i thought this was the guy who made 100 ways to love a cat
ezojimbo100 7 months ago
Travis and Jonathan are awesome.. you guys make laugh all day long hahahahaha
malandachant 1 year ago
too funny
herzogsbuick 1 year ago
You guys are really talented and great chemistry...
Darkyodajedi 1 year ago
LOL, full metal jacket reference.
HomieG75 1 year ago
1:29 cracked me up
Neonisis 1 year ago
Dats rite rite der! You make that sleepy ed wakt up!
recon1s14 1 year ago
looks on dunlap's face priceless!
5767ziegler 1 year ago
Lady Gaga is a man.
BMac7773 1 year ago 3
captain supercool! =)
penguinpaul13 1 year ago
love the Full Metal Jacket reference...lmao
clarkbailey1973 1 year ago 3
Se-ven. Six. Two. Mi-lli-me-ter.
Full...metal...jacket.
VysetheTard 1 year ago
I went out and bought that magazine just because of this video.
bangedurdaughter69 1 year ago
haha the fucking rant was awesome.
fasthandsz 1 year ago
"rolling stone is for elderly roadies" LMAO
fourbabies1 1 year ago
Have fun with Obama as your president! :)
DropDownLowrider 1 year ago
i would never buy anything with that no talent skank on it,lol,!!!
therockkkkher 1 year ago
Whatever happened to the freedom of expression ? Obama should have given Gen. Mcarthy the order to shut up and left it at that .Great fuckion' skit ! Whatever happenedto the word "fuck" in the army ?Tha was always fuckin'awesome !I quit using it too,except for special fucking occassions. Thanks
steviebkhall 1 year ago
I think these two guys are non-partisan, equally skewering politicians of any party. The jabs at Rolling Stone were on the money!!
meanfoot 1 year ago 12
damn best one you hoots have posted in a while, i simply do not understand why you guys are not on national news. jackie, you knnow when it get late and you get to wondering................
ibekickinback 1 year ago
Haha! You guys are hilarious!!! Like Larry the Cable guy but.....you know....Funny!! Now with that being said, I know these are satirical sketches. What I can't really figure out is if you're democrats making fun of stereotypical republicans, or republicans voicing your opinions in a more lighthearted fashion by making fun of the liberal stereotype that republicans are hicks. Either way you guys are awesome!!! XD
HolyDiver6288 1 year ago
except the cable guys is raw stupid
ibekickinback 1 year ago
@ibekickinback i gotta agree with ya. The Larry the Cable Guy character is played out Dan needs to retire.
HolyDiver6288 1 year ago
Never though a name could make something worse! LOL
TomHendricksMusea 1 year ago
Good job guys!!! :D keep it up!!
321madison321 1 year ago
Harry Truman did the same thing to Macarthur in Korea
jon102492 1 year ago 2
Thanks guys i need this one your guys are great.
xxxmroldiesxxx 1 year ago
"What da hell is that on that cover"....LMAO.
JonJackson7 1 year ago
Poland... Unfriended
Great Brittan.... Unfriended
Germany...... Unfriended
Israel...... Unfriended
Not just, unfriended, but insulted.
United States Of America.... Unfriended, instulted and threatened.
cowgirlmoon 1 year ago
I think it was staged. Just like all of overlord obama town-hall meetings. nothing is what it seems!
arubberball 1 year ago
How true about kids not knowing what a magazine is.
ratholin 1 year ago
Actually, Jackie, US Presidents have fired generals right in the middle of war time. Pres. Truman fired Gen. McArthur right in the middle of the Korean War for threatening to make the border between North Korea and China into a nuclear wasteland.
Tamar1973 1 year ago
I tell you what, you guys are still funny as hell. That old timer oughtta have his own TV show. No shit. Did you guys see your ole buddy Al Gore is a ladies man? Now THAT scare the hell out of me.
BuckwheatsayHI 1 year ago
Full Metal Jacket,,, Nice replay :-)
Workinman101 1 year ago
AARP cards and rolling papers.
brilliant.
jx14aby 1 year ago
Obama did away with the (You don't have to ask, you can just tell) policy?
Skyywatcher88 1 year ago
Angels don't wait for Slowpokes.
supercommie 1 year ago
Dunlap has the best response "looks" i've seen. Funny video !
mosquewatcher 1 year ago
McChrystal fired that stupid idiot Obama, not the other way around. Just ask Lady Gag Gag.
CrocodileAvoider 1 year ago
Just funny stuff !
mosquewatcher 1 year ago
you can't unfriend them hahaha
WHOOPASSLQ 1 year ago
at least homeland security is on the ball. i herd they foiled the great red slyder invasion of 2010,
killerbydayornight 1 year ago
as a viet nam vet.even an e 1 knows not to bad mouth an officer or enlisted.
stealthgerm 1 year ago
what's a magazine?
Zantaer 1 year ago
A spec op professional soldier who makes it to General, and through the vetting by the CFR, doesn't make a mistake like this. Part of the psy-op for peoples perceptions? "WAR IS A RACKET". A quote by a Marine General who testified in front of Congress, after an attempted coup de tat of America by the Oligarchy/banksters. Another piece of history lost to HIS-STORY.
bigc028282 1 year ago
McChrystal resigned. He wasn't fired.
girlandth3city 1 year ago
@girlandth3city forced to resign is the same as firing
ItalianMan45 1 year ago
@ItalianMan45: He resigned on his own. You know, "You can't fire me because I quit!".
girlandth3city 1 year ago
You will kneel before Zod!!!
NoGuff 1 year ago 2
@NoGuff
Damn you, I was gonna say that!
Skybaby79 1 year ago
About time you guys posted a Red state update. I know you've been working on your movie, right?
You guys crack me up.
tstatech 1 year ago
Boston Market needs to lose those damn sauces! They don't do anything for the chicken except make it not taste right!
kirkenbunken 1 year ago
bout time yall had a new video.
locologan187 1 year ago
lincoln fired severl generals.truman fired mcarther.bush fired a general too .
stealthgerm 1 year ago
@stealthgerm during lincolns time any dumbo can gather 100 men and theyll b named a commander
ItalianMan45 1 year ago
What the hell is are General talking to the Rollin Stone for anyway. Hate to see him go like that, you know, on the cover of the Rollin Stone. Takes 30 yrs to make a General and one 10 min. read in the Rollin Stone to take one out. That aint good.
62636263c 1 year ago
OBAMA NEEDS TO BE FIRED !
jakepb96 1 year ago
These guys are Great!
chs18311 1 year ago
"Kids don't read Rolling Stone..." ROFLMAO!!!
I mean very true! Pfffffft! X-D
HOOYAH!
jrc99us 1 year ago
I get too horny watching your videos. I'm going to have to sell my Mac to the terrorists or stop being a Baptist. Why are you doing this to me?
Everywhere2 1 year ago
Gee jackie's hair looks weird in this video
roboimp 1 year ago
Loved the full metal jacket reference.
SuperTrooper107 1 year ago
'bout damn time! Where you guys been?
sparks277 1 year ago 2
Hey, Jackie got a new beard! Looks good on ya, man!
bearo657 1 year ago
Gen Patton**** was awsome!
Prez Rosevelt Sucked.
Not Teddy he was awsome too.
memattman777 1 year ago 4
Rolling Stone is for people who carry AARP cards and rolling papers!!!!!
2tsaybow 1 year ago 32
Great Stuff !!!
johnnylifeson 1 year ago
jackie suffers from disassociated reality symptom, he thinks those war movies are all about him. well, everyone knows he ain't john wayne, i am!
abolof 1 year ago 2
full metal jacket
jeremyowens81 1 year ago 3
How you gonna play Afghanastan ville.
klaptongroovemaster 1 year ago 2
chit... "Rolling Stone"...i worked the original woodstock and haven't read that mag for 35 years...dude got the "headlines"..."loose lips will sink ships"...they took him drinking!!!.....holy chit...talk about...STUPID..........................
jerseybing 1 year ago
Jackie is such a gent, I am absolutely certain he would always have the common courtesy to give a reach-around.
Welcome back men.
defjam99b 1 year ago
So Jackie was that you as Snowflake?
petehjr1 1 year ago
LMFAO at that old guy! and wow i still dont understand how my video thumbnail was in your video..... hmmm.... but whatever its off.
alexanderjs11 1 year ago
Afghanistanville...hahaha
SnakeGartman 1 year ago
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What in gay hell are you talkin about?
RedNeckEDU 1 year ago
WTF is my video thumbnail yours?!
alexanderjs11 1 year ago
What the hell is Jackie talking about? I think they should make Dunlap a four star General. I bet Jackie would Kick some Arab ass!
SnakeOilSam1 1 year ago
Definitely enjoying the Full Metal Jacket reference
HatchetDown88 1 year ago 2
@HatchetDown88 "For a little while, anyway..."
JBSauce 1 year ago
TRUMAN FIRED MCCARTHUR
uyd 1 year ago
@uyd Truman should have followed McCarthur's advice.
The sum total of human misery would be astoundingly smaller for it.
soakupthesunman 1 year ago 3
A NEW VIDEO!!!i been waiting for nearly two months through b.p in gulf and now we got a video thank goodness
QBONE253 1 year ago
Obama can't run and hide behind the lamestream media. There are way too many outlets now, newspapers and network TV is long dead. BO got rid of the General for the one reason he does anything-his image. McChrystal said or did NOTHING wrong. The wars, the economy, the environment all destroyed because of Obama. 62 percent of the US knows were headed for destruction. Obama reveres the tyrants, terrorists, and criminals, but he readily commits acts of war against someone he can scapegoat.
freedomthinker7 1 year ago
@freedomthinker7 So it was acceptable for Bush to fired 3 different Generals??
toenail37 1 year ago
Obama is finished in 2012.
saintsnbraves2 1 year ago
@saintsnbraves2 hopefuly sooner
RebelliousPatriot 1 year ago
@RebelliousPatriot You're right about that!
saintsnbraves2 1 year ago
haha, nice FMJ reference. my favorite war movie. "LEMME SEE YER WAR FACE!"
Evan1701 1 year ago
When I was in the military they called me dumbass. I never found out why.
banksnot 1 year ago 2
ROFLMAO....don't ask don't tell. That was great!
snakex3 1 year ago
If you girls were in the military for any length of time you'd know that insubordination is a military crime. Bush fired three different generals...
masercot 1 year ago
@masercot insubordination means not submitting to authority, refusing to do something, etc.
Criticizing a commander in your free time? That's punishable by death in China(and other fascist countries), but is constitutionally protected in the U.S.
farmerdude5 1 year ago
@masercot insubordination means not submitting to authority, refusing to do something, etc.
Criticizing a commander in your free time? That's punishable by death in China(and other fascist countries), but is constitutionally protected in the U.S.
farmerdude5 1 year ago
Damn where you guys been?
jgaynor 1 year ago
So Jackie was a Marine.
TheHeadCasey 1 year ago
Hey, it's Red State Update! Where you guys been? As for generals, they are by definition assholes. Responsible adults don't get past Lt. Colonel. McChrystal disrespecting the COC? I'd fire him too - just for making out with Gaga in Rolling Stone. "Elderly roadies..." hahah!
audadvnc 1 year ago
Movie reference, forgot the name...
O4archer 1 year ago
@O4archer Full Metal Jacket.
Eisenmond 1 year ago 2
I love it, hahahaha
warlockgray1 1 year ago
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The most fucked up thing here is that 911 was a controlled demolition. NYFD means more to me than a couple of traitor fucking Generals and a CIA Gates director. They want to kill people in the Pentagon. 14 Foot hole with a 767 inside, no bodies, no engines, no gear. Big fucking lie Afganistan is.
vashguud 1 year ago
@vashguud go comment on a conspiracy video you fucking nut
Terror437 1 year ago
Afganistanville...LOL
flipzout100 1 year ago
....or a little while anyways. Lol
godlyfighter 1 year ago
Isn't it true that flies and rodents are attracted to SHIT....
frwgt350net 1 year ago
Oh how I have missed Jackie's stories and Dunlap's reactions to them.
trendsetter74 1 year ago 2
I wonder if Patraeus is going to be able to change McChrystals rules of engagement.
I doubt it.
NWsubmom 1 year ago 3
Oil spills and spillin' the beans ....just plug the damn hole!
leroysky96 1 year ago
Score....FMJ reference!
cagedtigersteve 1 year ago 15
@cagedtigersteve Hell yeah
bofts 1 year ago
pls start poting more videos i've been missing ya'll
armydoc13 1 year ago
Don't forget, Truman fired McAurthur...I guess it's a democrat thing!
CHAS1422 1 year ago 3
@CHAS1422 Well, didn't he want to nuke China or something?
AjaPuppy 1 year ago
@AjaPuppy He wanted to nuke Chinese forces who attacked from Chinese bases and retreated once US forces started to Counterattack.
Initially the Joint Chiefs of Staff agreed, they authorized use of tactical use of nuclear weapons on Chinese soil if they attacked US forces via air and returned to Chinese air bases.
It was really the only way, at the time, to beat Chinese forces. Conventionally, it's really impossible.
jigglypiggly 1 year ago
55Yr old Lover Boy fans LMFNAOff!!
Thankx for referencing Canada!
ps trivia question
the butt in the red pants on a Loverboy album cover is how old?
manfromregina 1 year ago
"He wants every damn soldier to be up his damn butt!" Now this is real comedy. This just goes to show that right wingers could have their own comedy shows too, they just need brilliant writers like these guys. Well done.
Oh but I'm totally in favor of pulling McChrystal. Open dissension and insubordination results in removal from your position. That's always been true.
TacticusPrime 1 year ago
Have you guys ever thought of trying to take this to adult swim as a 15 minute show. I think it could certainly succeed. I would rather watch this than 90% of all the shows on Adult Swim.
illduce333 1 year ago 2
@illduce333 AMEN!!!
GhostWolf471 1 year ago
jackie is funny as hell aint he?
dragonflychainsaw 1 year ago
@skinhead871 You fail at basic grammar cracker ass Nazi bigot, y'all just jealous of the superior black wang while you waggle your tiny lil' slug around like it means something bahahahah. Nazis LOST, GET OVER IT you're a retarded relic of a bygone era.
fl00ders 1 year ago
Is Jackies' beard real?
audiotrax2000 1 year ago
@audiotrax2000 I think so, if you watch older videos, he shaves and then it regrows slowly...if it's not real, that's a lot of fake beards
JerryMooreOwns 1 year ago
oh i remember Pyle! I remember beating up with the soap/towels. shame the useless bastard shot himself and Drill Instructor Hartman.
ivor1977 1 year ago
Ya...no money...our troops defending poppy fields... we pay Terrorists to not shoot our trucks, so they just bomb civilians with it.
I'm a TN'an and this aint working for us.
Puabond 1 year ago
Fuck mumbasa and Lady GA...GA!
Demokrator86 1 year ago 4
Anyone who's such a dumbass he'd talk shit about his boss in a national magazine doesn't have any place leading our troops. I'm not an Obama supporter but he had no other choice than to can his ass.
jasonmit 1 year ago
@jasonmit anyone who dont real realize he knew what he was doing and for a reason when he did it, is a dumbass
boostedgsrfoadoa 1 year ago 2
Been a long time since your last video.
Randomambusher 1 year ago
Wait a minute. Jackie was in the military during Korea, fifteen years before Gomer Pyle was on TV! Continuity violation!
danthemankhan 1 year ago
@danthemankhan Maybe a) Andy Griffith ripped off Jackie's life experience 2) Jackie is a confused old man iii) we're retconning
travisandjonathan 1 year ago 4
@danthemankhan it was a Full Metal Jacket Reference, not a Gomer Pyle reference.
eddygoombah 1 year ago
@danthemankhan The reference was to Jackie's senility - he's mixing up television and movies about war with his actual military experience. He goes on to reference a scene in Full Metal Jacket.
ryanpostma 1 year ago
Obama aint got no pancake mix!!!
RW1911 1 year ago 2
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rayofminneapolis 1 year ago
@rayofminneapolis um....a General does not act that way!
johnkerry7 1 year ago
0:55 general Zod X3 (old super man movie villan)
ZerqTM 1 year ago
Respond to this video...
wow,welcome back u two :D
AnimeNewsRadio101 1 year ago
- aye mate, .. aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tetekofa 1 year ago
It is 3:07am here, I'm now getting dressed to drive to store for no reason other than to buy that magazine. Thank you travis an jonathan!!
bangedurdaughter69 1 year ago
WOOT you guys are back! We need some funny shit with all the F'ed up stuff happening 24/7.
CYLONEJACK 1 year ago 2
where you guys been?
marniespeaks 1 year ago
I wondered if you guys had had enough and called it quits. There's not much that's funny happening in politics lately though.
ThatDifferentDude 1 year ago 3
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rayofminneapolis 1 year ago
good night. SMOOCHY POOOZZZ
rayofminneapolis 1 year ago
lol...AARP cards and rolling papers..roflol!!!
aconir 1 year ago
Ron Paul stands with the Founding Fathers. Obama and Bush does not even recognize our constitution.
evramos70 1 year ago
lol!!!
meltz911 1 year ago
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LAZY BUMS COME BACK TO WORK...lol
BlessedONE333returnz 1 year ago 2
I wanna play Afghanistanville O_o
ThomasStillbranch 1 year ago 3
FULL METAL JACKET FTW!!!
45x45bw 1 year ago 7
"Kids don't even know what magazines are." Sad but true. I'm pretty sure kids don't even know what books are....which is also pretty sad too. The youth is going down the toilet.
FresnoCA93727 1 year ago
@FresnoCA93727 I would agree with you wholeheartedly if everyone I met who was over 40 wasn't a complete waste of life.
LegendaryFrost 1 year ago
Hell yea!!!!
karlacay 1 year ago