childbirth, part 2

[mikemasi1]

I'm embarrassed to admit I actually searched for "did bill cosby's parents really never get married" before I got the joke :p

[Arimanthael]

How Can Anyone Not Like this ???

[phuturephunk]

And its so true..when a baby first pops out its all like WTF! ALIEN!..then it changes color 3 times and its all like...bwwwaaaaaaawww! Then you cry a lot because its so amazing.

[MoonTigerRocks]

im scared to grow up and have a baby....my mom said that numbing mecicine stuff works well. She used it on all three of her children. I am soooooooo using that

[charlenelouissa]

LOL So true. I gave birth this past Monday with one dose of low grade IV drug. My husband was there through skype, and I'm pretty sure he would agree this is how it was. Love this man!!

[MrImastinker]

You shut up!! *YOU* DID THIS TO MEEEEE! >:0

[jabbgy]

$17k for a Ferrari? WOW! haha

[TheMichaelmc99]

@jabbgy Remember....he bought the Ferrari in 1979 or 1980....hence the price...

[TheSnuzzle]

I prefer the analogy "Pushing a watermelon through your nostril." xD

[EezzyAK]

Bill Cosby for president xD

[tink57606]

Eppic!!! I haved loved these skits since I was just a child and can't wait to share them with my children lmao!

[thesus21]

GET THE SALAD SPOONS MAN! LMFA

[adamusprime1001]

we were all lizards when we were born

[05clairbear]

you just had.......a lizard

[themostrandomchick24]

Whheesh-hoo-hoo-whheesh-wheesh­! Puuuuuuush! Puuuuuuuuuuuush! XD

[dwzmom]

who could dislike this?

[MahBoi22]

LOL, salad spoons XD

[wick2185]

The 1 person who disliked this got his bottom lip pulled over his head!

[fckthastsg]

LMAO sounds like me & my wife

[SUPERjodieX]

hahahahhaha



[thor47odin]

You shut up! you did this to me!.

[TheLORDismySheperd1]

For all those that don't "get" 3:15.....it use to be a MAJOR insult for someone to claim that about another.



[cluecreations]

When was this made?

[TheLORDismySheperd1]

@cluecreations I believe it's the late 70's.



[Mycroft616]

@cluecreations 1983

[alicesgreatescape]

I love how his Ferari is 17,000 dollars! HAHA it's been awhile

[animerules4346]

"and they started to clean it off.. and it wasnt gettin any better" lol!

[animerules4346]

"this is the greatest moment of our lives" 'hahahaha' lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[animerules4346]

@animerules4346 "can you put this back?"

[Kakaokatze1]

You just had... a lizard.

[lovamom]

I remember laughing 'til tears were rolling down my face the first time I saw this. It's still just as funny!

[sonmor]

"And I said....'push'...??" Great routine.

[16staats]

Hahahah

[jediskunk67]

"You just had......a lizard!" LOL

[jediskunk67]

"And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married!"

She called him a bastard!

[Mermaid1517]

that jonny bench doctor probably doesn't have any children

[soulchild3751]

"YOU SHADDDUP!!!! YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE!!!!"

[TheRussman420]

"Get the salad spoons!" lol

[ams3188]

This is exactly why a doula is helpful! :o)

[prdaca]

PUUUSH !

[otakukangaroo]

The Marx Brothers jump out. LOL

[Djinnfest]

"The second pain hit, my wife said "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!", and stood up... in the stirrups... Grabbed mu bottom lip... and said " I WANT MORPHINE!!!"

X'D priceless

[cartnox666]

You just had a... lizard!

[Foxhound3857]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I...WANT...MORPHINE!"

[DoubleVisionandco]

"Can you put this back? Cause it needs to cook,,,, another 3 months maybe,,, the hospital made us take it home" They always make you take it home,, cause they know what there in for if they keep it lol. Bill Cosby said on another skit I used to have when you have children you get paid back for all the things you did to your parents when you were a kid. That`s why I decided it would be a good idea I didn`t have children as when I was a child I was a nasty rotten little bastard lol.

[ray2400]

"Well get the salad spoons, man!"

[TheGarcia350]

ferrari worth 17 grands....not anymore!

[SailorMars768]

"I became excited, I said 'PUUUUSSSHHH!!" 

[TheMattcity]

iu love how he eats the mic when making the ferrari sounds

[Djinnfest]

@TheMattcity

Yeah, that's one of the best parts, him making sounds.

[horusalexrogan]

"Darling, I love you very, very much. You just had a lizard."

[Nordryd13]

The "whoever" brothers jump out, "whoo, whay, whaoo, whahuouey!"

XD

[jediskunk67]

"And the doctor's sitting there like Johnny Bench." LOL

[themichaelandmichael]

Its stuck.... get the salad spoons man!

[koxbimartin]

Isn't that the head,.....he said yes...then go and get it.. lol

[mreller73]

lol, $17,000...

[MortisDruss]

My daughter is now 18 hours old. My friends sent me here to watch this again! Love it!

[mws717]

"Darling, I love you very very much. You've just had... a lizard. Because the thing changed colour three times!!" Best line

[MrMrBeansidol]

"can you put it back?it needs to cook"

[MJmisser]

yay for Carol Burnett because that's what it feels like LOL 

[MJmisser]

yay for Carol Burnett because that's what it feels like LOL

[MyLifesPromise]

My sister is in labor now as I type this..So my little nephew should be here by tonight...

Push'em out...shove'em out....wayyyy out....{clap}....lmboo

c'mon lil "K"...Auntie is waiting...

[Okoa]

$17,000 for a Ferrari? How times have changed. XD

[CriSSy1434]

OMG.. great every time.. hahaha.. makes me think of my moma :)

[barbarasfolly]

Any mother who has been well educated and considered an intellectual (or at least was...before the children...) would appreciate receiving this clip for mother's day!! Wonderful clip, thanks so much for sharing!!

[nchmout]

$17,000 farrari? wow

love cosby

[absba9]

@nchmout interesting how things changed over the years!!

[AnitaDoobie]

"...Grabbed my bottom lip..."

[angeleyes35586]

When I went into labor with our son, I screamed at my husband to not touch me or anything that was touching me. I also told him this would never happen again. Well, I'm pregnant again and due on August 13th. So much for that. LOL

[rmutube]

My wife is due next month. This will probably be us !

[e2true]

may God bless you(:

[rmutube]

@e2true - Thank you, it was a crazy day, but in the end all was fine. Baby girl and mom are both fine.

[chase1146]

@rmutube was it?

[rmutube]

@chase1146 - Sort of......The pushing part of the delivery was put on hold because of 2 emergency c-sections. By the time it was our turn she was exhausted. It wasquick but painful for her, but luckily she wasn't too bad :-) Both baby girl and mom are fine

[katesatriani]

@rmutube

Not wishing to pry but how did it go? My mother is also a midwife and you should watch this clip with either midwives or parents for the best reactions! When he says the bit about the bottom lip I thought that my mother and her midwife colleagues were going to break ribs from laughing so hard!

P.s- hope all went well with you all at the birth!

[rmutube]

@katesatriani - OMG it was a crazy day to say the least ! She was ready to start pushing when 2 emergency c-sections came in. She got put "on hold" and was exhausted when it was finally time. It went quick, she was NOT happy and didn't listen to anything I said. The nurses were great tho. Both baby girl and mom are fine. Thanks & ahve a great day :-)

[MoonlessdarkVI]

@rmutube how did it go?

[WAITilikecookies]

@rmutube I hope it went well for you and you have a healthy child.

[OneSkiWonder]

@rmutube It's been a year since you posted that... How'd it go? Do tell please! :D

[michelthegreatable]

@rmutube how did it go?

[WraithOfTwilight2]

"Take your bottom lip, and pull it over your head. . ."

[nzephier]

@WraithOfTwilight2: now i know where family guy got that shit from XD