Dilbert - The Gift
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  • "Why are people flying off the excalator? And what happened to Dogbert? And why do I think those questions are related?" Classic

    GSPatton89 4 days ago

  • 9 MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE and ive already watched the same SKINS commercial 3 TIMES!!!! im switching off and im not watching again.

    I HATE SKINS.. and i hate commercials

    this reflects badly on DILBERT

    dieneddie 6 days ago in playlist Season 2

  • This is soooooo funny

    Dilbert -I wonder if i could ever date a women like Jerry Ryan

    Clock -That is futile

    Dilbert -Ok thats enought out of you

    Clock -Do not touch me

    Dilbert -Then how do I turn you off

    Clock -O belive me, I am plenty turned off right now

    lol that made me laught so hard XD

    ip0ptart 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2

  • "Tell your mother.... there is pie.."

    ChannelMinecrafter 1 month ago in playlist Season 2

  • 6:50 - JAAASSOONN!!!...I mean DILLLLBERT!!!

    DDADDB 1 month ago in playlist Season 2

  • Doesnt Dilbert go to the mall in series 1?

    electroritz 1 month ago in playlist Season 2

  • @electroritz

    Yep, in the episode Holiday

    HKM2091 1 month ago

  • I hate that dumb fucking fish commercial! !!

    Avaccaro02 2 months ago 5

  • 1: Who has seen a real clock tease

    2: Thumbs up if you want to be a mall native

    octivenote 2 months ago

  • The Mall Natives XD

    gilliganZer0 3 months ago

  • VHS

    chopmankins 3 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • why does it end at the end of the intro?

    Seraphic42Creed 3 months ago

  • "There's Pie."

    prestb 3 months ago

  • Best comic of all time.

    Bob2IzIcon 4 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • i thought his dad's name was dadbert..dilmom + dadbert = dilbert

    kefka3 5 months ago 6

  • @kefka3

    It is Dadbert.

    sega310982 3 weeks ago

  • "there the perfect spot" LOL

    Stripes903 6 months ago

  • "The American dream is dead."

    Me: ...WTF?

    BoBsPfhorever77 6 months ago

  • Like if youre viewer 20,000

    MadvilleDynasty1 7 months ago

  • I'm confused, didn't go to the mall for Dogbert Day shopping?

    edusuntrebor 7 months ago

  • This mall is bigger than the Dubay mall...

    camel789000 7 months ago

  • DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

    Bleenderhead 8 months ago

  • KGB Spy Gear.......Comes with Hats

    Grimlockxx 9 months ago

  • Is he drunk? Maybe he has that disease...alcoholism? Yeah that's it....

    livinintwilightzone 9 months ago 2

  • fucking adds!

    raza302 9 months ago

  • @raza302 its only like 3 seconds long for a whole episode!

    relcluse 9 months ago

  • 3 people had their movies spoiled for them.

    Jh5kRadio 10 months ago

  • There's pie.

    Jh5kRadio 10 months ago

  • i wish they would re-start this series...there are 20 years of dilbert to work with here, adams!

    MaxXimumPain 10 months ago

  • Hate how the ad's just mess up the video.

    TehKnowItAllHawk 10 months ago

  • where do i get one of those clocks?

    hazelamym 10 months ago

  • i love dilbert's cartoon strips, they are like my favorite comic books. but honestly, i'm unable to make myself like this animation series

    eggimage 10 months ago

  • That Jeri Ryan gag was funny as hell.

    stratocaster1986able 11 months ago 3

  • crap and barrel? lol

    cocopupo 11 months ago

  • advertisements are so racist and stupid

    rahkshifan99 1 year ago

  • "That too, is futile." haha

    ScottTheAtheist 1 year ago

  • He reminds me of Drew Carey

    Proudnewfoundlander1 1 year ago

  • Never encountered this many AD's in a video. But it's worth it.

    WillyTung 1 year ago

  • this show is so funny

    4megatiger 1 year ago

  • dilberts dad reminds me of mr wilson from home improvment

    chaledos1 1 year ago 3

  • 2 people didnt discover dignity :3

    DoriKatana 1 year ago 3

  • i have to say i like dilbert better than family guy cause family guy just fucking stupid and annoying to watch after awhile but dilberts always cool!

    highonfire3653 1 year ago

  • Does anyone else feel like some halls?

    Beatboxbob 1 year ago

  • soo true about gift sertificates

    pongopanic 1 year ago 2

  • I'm really getting sick of that little girl saying POOR MOMMEY...for fuck sakes...

    NotToooShabby 1 year ago 2

  • Man, this show reminds me of better days. :]

    DryBones88 1 year ago 3

  • Lol i love how his tie is always erect

    saveursocks123 1 year ago

  • 10:38 asok in mountain sherpa wear. priceless

    ottselguy 1 year ago

  • 7:34 Was Loud Howard Laughing or Crying? HAHAHAHAHA

    Snailer6 1 year ago 2

  • @Snailer6

    He was crying

    HKM2091 2 months ago

  • Who played the dad?

    harliette 1 year ago

  • I HATE THIS STUPID COMERCIALS!!!! GOOGLE RUINED YOUTUBE!!!! RELLI??? COMERCIALSS??? HELLO THIS ISNT TV!!!! THTS THE REASON PPL GO ON YOUTUBE SO THEY WONT HAVE TO SEE STUPID COMERCIALS!!! gawd!!! what a piss off!

    BajiBajaGirlz 1 year ago

  • Dilmom? What about mombert?

    SpeedingHedgehog 1 year ago

  • @SpeedingHedgehog well his dad is "dadbert" 

    ottselguy 1 year ago

  • NATPHORU (Not for you)

    WebbGnome0 1 year ago

  • how the hell is dilberts dad not morbidly obease?

    panchopiggy333 1 year ago

  • @panchopiggy333 he kinda is just a few pounds from it...

    ottselguy 1 year ago

  • clocktease

    sontuk96 1 year ago 2

  • heavy rain either stole the mall part or im daycommenting....

    KinghNation 1 year ago

  • Lol hold ur fire they are running haha if only the police was like that in real life-

    ihrtdrugs 2 years ago 7

  • hahaha i loved the beginning!

    cameronneedham501 2 years ago 6

  • "SOMETIMES I JUST FIND STUFF AFTER I TALK"

    Lol

    Imsocoolman5 2 years ago 72

  • @Imsocoolman5 Oooh :3

    Cptdontdropthesoap11 6 months ago

  • Always know that there is pie...

    meeatfood2 2 years ago 3

  • HAHAHAHAHA!

    kylethehedgehog101 2 years ago

  • garbageman is my favorite character.

    Bassbait 2 years ago 56

  • they have pie.......

    yourevor 2 years ago 4

  • I say the same thing about gift cards!!!!!!!!!

    "hold your fire, their moving". lol

    HerrBismarck 2 years ago 7

  • i love dilberts voice as a kid

    elcacto123 2 years ago 2

  • I'd like to flame grill those COMMERCIALS.

    tikifreakazoid 2 years ago 6

  • good idea

    giantpickleman 2 years ago

  • Just like real TV, though, right? ^.^

    Eirthbndr2 2 years ago

  • "Dogbert, why are you trying to kill the mailman." lol

    nukleopatra88 2 years ago 4

  • i love dogbert XD

    MsTaurus13 2 years ago 2

  • I said that once and my ex decided he would take it seriously and never let me hear the end of it. He says I have a sexual fetish. :p

    nukleopatra88 2 years ago 2

  • "Big Mall"

    Original

    SoftbalGal97 2 years ago

  • life is to short for comercials

    hacker123456780 2 years ago

  • 8:47 hahahahahah

    sbslusher 2 years ago

  • "perfectly portioned" meaning your not gonna get full and they will make a big profit

    sbslusher 2 years ago

  • the jig is up!

    Kallisteezie 2 years ago

  • i got a dvd commercial :P

    irondeadpool 2 years ago

  • I actually tried these at Chili's. They were awful.

    Digeridude 2 years ago

  • Life's too short for bland meals!

    Introducing Chile's ten entrees for under seven dollars each!

    Like our Honey Chipole Crispers!

    We take the time to hand batter each one!

    Thats what makes them crispy pieces of Heaven on Earth!

    Ten perfectly portioned entrees for under seven dollars!

    Right now at Chiles!

    shortstuff9296 2 years ago

  • You're a real comedic genius aren't you?

    Dakam2 2 years ago

  • where have i heard that f@!&ing annoying saying before?

    irondeadpool 2 years ago

  • I have a new hatred for Chili's...

    coryprice8 2 years ago 3

  • holy crap crackel can speak!!!

    kluesy2 2 years ago 3

  • holy crackel crap can speak!!!

    tjrieves 2 years ago 2

  • holy craple crack can speak!!!

    CheeseWaffleGames 2 years ago

  • Life's too short for bland meals!

    Introducing Chile's ten entrees for under seven dollars each!

    Like our Honey Chipole Crispers!

    We take the time to hand batter each one!

    Thats what makes them crispy pieces of Heaven on Earth!

    Ten perfectly portioned entrees for under seven dollars!

    Right now at Chiles!

    kluesy2 2 years ago

  • stupid commercials.

    TheDL03 2 years ago

  • lol! loud Howard is awesome :)

    pictakenchick 2 years ago 2

  • Clock Tease!

    T3hGrun7 2 years ago 2

  • 16:16 I'm surprised he lived in the Red Oyster all that time.

    CaitlinBrooksMusic 2 years ago

  • when was this?

    TheRighteousAwe 2 years ago

  • Please post what the beginning intro song sounds like to you in the beginning of the song.

    treesarehere 2 years ago

  • 2 seasons!

    imwustrau 2 years ago

  • There's always pie...AS LONG AS GOODNESS PREVAILS, THERE WILL BE PIE!

    But the cake is a lie. :(

    Imsocoolman5 2 years ago 9

  • Haha!

    largames 2 years ago

  • I wouldn't mind the commetcials as much if there was more of a variety.

    Darkest797 2 years ago 9

  • lifes too short for bland comercials

    zyxwvutruq 2 years ago 6

  • HAHA clock tease, already had me loling.

    mattone 2 years ago 5

  • WHY DOES CHILIS TORTURE US!!!!!

    com1cday 2 years ago 6

  • amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dogbert is cool!

    flashback2468 2 years ago

  • LOL 7:32

    Doomguy123 2 years ago

  • mmmmm pie

    Crackle 2 years ago 23

  • lol

    alankennedy1 2 years ago

  • THEY HAVE PIE????!?!?!?!?!?!?

    benyg64 2 years ago

  • man,i havnt seen this show in forevr.glad to see it again tho=]

    vailiki55 2 years ago

  • LOL KGB

    Whitesoxcesarmexico 2 years ago

  • This is so funny

    gonzlm 2 years ago

  • OMG PIE?!!!!

    Tgangster3293 2 years ago

  • 8:48

    bnnnnnnnnxz 2 years ago

  • the best part was the theme song

    wowsers10101 2 years ago

  • funny

    kluesy2 2 years ago

  • haha they suck at even copying hulu beacuse less than 5 minutes in it started lagging

    zonemad96 2 years ago

  • must just be your computer

    mitchqqqqqq 2 years ago

  • no beacuse i can watch one of their oartners video thats 20 minutes long and no lag but evey time i watch this it startes to lag ...

    zonemad96 2 years ago

  • i want it to turn into hulu

    jungleman68 2 years ago

  • Looks like Youtube is becoming an opportunity for the rich and powerful.

    JohnshiBRPG 2 years ago

  • "turn down the lights"??? this is a hulu takeover attempt

    Stebner55 2 years ago

  • is it just me or is this slow as shit to load up? hulus got them beat for the time bein

    poops1 2 years ago 2

  • ahhh! this is youtubes first step to HuluTube!!!

    ShadySk8rboy 2 years ago

  • when in the cock fucker did they open a Channels channel..

    IndIka024 2 years ago

  • umm, who says cock fucker?

    Xitrax 2 years ago

  • ummm, why doesn't anyone say cock fucker?

    Benoit5whc 2 years ago

  • Since youtube started turning into a whore!

    ShadySk8rboy 2 years ago

  • LOL good one

    yea theyre tryin to cash in on hulus share now..... better for us, more shit to watch lol

    poops1 2 years ago 2

  • of course everyone finds some stupid reason JUST TO CUSS.

    Clayguy247 2 years ago

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