Khayav is Crossmack (Ian Crossland)

[aaakpb]

best iancrossland yet and ive been searching for hoursjust look at your hit number its 10x higher than other iancrossland=+...kpb...=+

[medividedbyyou]

Truth.

[nutguy187]

This hypocrite stoner 'know it all' hates White people. I'm sick of stupid f--- bullshit.

[Kalymni]

Dude, your a fucking stoner.

grow a fucking brain.

[jumpnjza2]

word up rudebwoy

[curonicux]

dang!!! dont make a video when ur under the infuence (please)

[intrepeco]

if you take what he says literally i think there is a danger of not being able to discern what he means. and u continue to be shallow in your way of thinking.

Try and look deeper.but it needs courage to do so though.

[brnoamik]

How creepy. lol

[neluboieru]

U'r kinda retarded. Honestly!

[cierrablue]

that's just funny.  I wish he would've posted a video response of him being you. That would've been great.

[plut0n1um]

Hi, I've literally just discovered you. It was through ZIPSTER. I have been watching his vids as well. I wanna ask you a question. When was the turning point in your life? Or have you always felt as you do now?

[usageee]

How do you expect to be taken seriously if you get blazed 2 minutes before shooting a video? That combined with nonsensical dribble you call "blazed logic", is just plain embarrassing.

[polentoni28]

LOL! that crossland dude is wierd(I'm NOT a hater)

[Levesque999]

So accurate, but needs more meaningless pretentious gestures with your arms and hands xD

[Angieanything]

Brilliant!!!

[getonwithitgawd]

HAHA! Brilliant!

"I know what you're thinking... you're thinking crossmack is not black..."

From there I knew the rest would be gold. Good show.

[TropicalMan5]

khayav hello from Florida, USA...are you a Buddhist or a Taoist? it sounds like it.

[blahblahblahman]

HAHAHAHAHA Khayav you're friggin genius that was such a great impersonation.

[seanhive]

LOL

[natem20]

classic.

[dudeiwantacar]

LOLLL!!!

[blueperiod]

haha! Fuckin Funny!!!!

[ZeWize1]

You are pure talent. Wow.

[PillowWarrior]

Funny!

[josbornx]

I think he's ripping on crossmack.....in which case, GREAT JOB XD

[TheCretinisReal]

LOL yeah thats what i thought too. hahaha

[caabal18]

lolz

[crazyhimba]

Genious! Hilarious!

[sweetestmocha]

white is the absence of color... if color is an illusion... then we are all... white  (*gasp*)

[poetrywithwings]

What ya mean "I suck"?!? That was great!

[djdirtyz28]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON?

[glawlerx2]

I am only white in the 5th dimension but through out the 4th dimension my illusion becomes that as if I am black. I am scared of nothing but fear of being black because I am fearful of living white

[redtail1970]

Color is an illusion. Hilarious. I'd say "Down with crossmack" but then all the funny videos would disappear.

[Elaina43]

LMAO!

[rocwellfx]

"You are me" no dude you are definately you! "showing my blackness"? Dude what choice have you got?? YOUR BLACK!!!!!!!! trust me thats no illusion!!!!!

[gwops]

It is certainly true that color is an illusion. It's nothing but vibration, a frequency we perceive. Not seen through our eyes but visual cortex.

[clairecastles]

Hahahahaha (actually in fits of laughter)

[Xelanderthomas]

You're right. He turned white! That's fear. Ha hahah

[MisterWeed]

hilarious and brilliant!

[Haritian]

Spot on.

[visiblemode]

hahaha "colour is fear" Love it dude.

[canolde]

Yeah!

[saritalas]

xycondetsu that is hilarious

[krajikevin]

lmao, all your crossmacks are belong to us

[Eminored]

LOL <33333 xD Great one. *bows to your crossmacklissniess*

[Xycondetsu]

All your crossmack is belong to us.

[shinooijuana]

you da man.

[itzLeo]

was you in cool runnings?

[insanityisagift]

lol! Brilliant :D

[sushi2889]

lol !!! i loooove U!!!

[Sonic079]

"This is the next Martin Luther king King jr."

[valorgenesis]

Man you get it!

Spiritual Truth revealed.

You must of just read Eckhart Tolle or Barry Long.

The ego is the blanket of fear that we all wear not realizing that we can throw it away and truly live life.

[woosteria]

Khayav, I do believe you have produced the PERFECT antidote for viewers who have accidentally been sucked into the IC cosmos! Whether the alter-universe is composed of dark or light matter does not really matter here. The point is that YOU are doing a service to all YTkind by providing that rare point of light (or dark) humor, which can guide one and all back to the other, other world (of reality).

[valhalla198101]

"...white with fear..." hee, hee!  Lord, you're killin' me!

[mooxim]

'transends explanation' lol

[emceeyody]

KICK ASS

[Rawnie]

Nice Job ^^

[Djronan1]

I love the way you portray Crossmack's lips. LOL. Keep the videos coming.

[fluent2332]

lmao

[slackdave]

fear makes you white!!haha I guess that's true .. I once was so scared I was shaking, but not because of some concept

[qthemisanthrope]

good show and "You're not Blinking!"

:D

[thursdaygirl]

hahahaha.

you rule man.

[robmackenzie83]

bahahahahahaaaaa that's awesome.

[waterlogged22]

Khayav not only IS Crossmack--he has a better name. And name recognition is ALL

[pacificpablo]

the long pauses and deep stares were exactly like him.

[CityzenJane]

ALL I know is crossmack just got a whole lot more watchable!!! HA! brilliant!

[jrizzzle]

color is the biggest illusion to plague humans, we cant get past it... we need to move past it

[hardtoregistername]

hahahaha super funny... Will the real crossmack please stand up...

[aGha360]

What did you smoke before making this video? It was funny nonetheless. Cheers.

[PocketFire]

I was laughing so hard the whole time, you rule.

[petemarchant]

I cried laughing from watching this. Respect Khayav, I mean, Crossmack... oh man, now I'm confused.

[rexcat]

We are all the same, we are all connected, we are all as one, we are all CROSSMACK!

I think I got it.

[rexcat]

Then again maybe I don't get it. :/

Oh, never mind.

[Alphacat]

I am NOT Crossmack, SIR lol j/k

[dena81]

Because of my fear, I will manifest that you are really purple with pink polka dots and a fuzzy cloud for eyes. It is my will that I will manifest this and this will happen because I manifest it. We must dialogue on this one day when we stop letting our fear stop our manifestation dialogue.

[bitchpepper]

I am convinced Crossmack is an act.

This video rocks!

[shrouded60606]

I think you need to just bite half your bottom lip when you do that.... like you know your good looking and cute almost like wot a gurl might do. { wow my comments are becoming more and more bizare }

[tlg847]

OMG...you ARE crossmack. That thing you do with your bottom lip is a dead giveaway!

[tgmxd]

Your all afraid. LOL

[tkill93]

I sir, am no crossmack. IM A PIRATE!

[spankula123]

Still laughing my ass off!

[wgeorgew]

fear is an illusion.

[Whowl]

You forgot to run your tongue in circles around the inside of your mouth every few seconds, but other than that - bang on ;) Best crossmack smack I've seen yet. Now I'm off to embrace my blackness, my absence of colour, and the meaning of all those breadbag tags in the refrigerator. Four stars.

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[powerplants]

Also, rubbing your face every 30 seconds wouldn't have hurt either.

[djelev]

wow. How enlightening. Thank you for your in-site. we r one

[calisfinestjatt]

ur lips r white bro u need to get some chapstick

[chiloa]

You the Black Devil!!!

[dramaddy]

LOL im telling yall Crossmack smokez that grass. DON'T BE ARFAID OF THE TRUTH PEOPLE... its the special brownies talking.

[moom333]

So spot on. Poor Ian, I'm sure he loved this really.

[johnofjordan]

As a former subscriber of Crossmack's, I take my hat off to you for this. Although perhaps you could do it again... this time make the room completely dark except for a strategically placed spotlight. Perhaps find some kind of drug that helps your eyes bulge out of your head. Oh and it's very important that you never refer to yourself as 'Crossmack.' Instead, tell everyone your name is IAN... complain that you think these user names interfere with our ability to communicate with each other!

[khayav]

LOL! Perhaps you should do one yourself. LOL!

[Chimchimchu]

John explained it perfect. You should make a sequel with his advice.

[Furnifur]

not bad but you need to sound 100x more depressing...plus your accent actually makes you sound more interesting. But all in all good impression

[oneiblind30]

DUde you totally rock!

[thisjustin3]

i must have so much fear because i want so much

[Proteus2kx]

This is amazing.

[Failtelorn]

Rofl, i've only watched a few of his vids and can see how well you have it down, great job man!

[oyveyismier]

HAHA omg.  you have it DOWN!

[khayav]

thanks :)

[mistymeenor]

lol did your eyes dry out? good impression!

[mikesatomicdustbin]

That was really funny, I love crossmack but I think it is for all the wrong reasons. Haha good vid though mate :)

[thegamerkrim]

EXCELLENT parody. EXCELLENT. keep it up man.

[Letranger]

WHAT?!

[TracyInsomiac]

You are so much hotter than crossmack.

[enderwigginsx]

agreed.

color is an illusion.

[cheezit83]

HAHAHaaaa...good job man.

[spacebungle]

That was hilarious, Crossmack! Please do more videos as Khayav and less as Crossmack.

[rockinfish14]

fear makes you white O_o!? lol ;D. okay if you think so ;), anyway, i like you man and except for the *fear makes you white*-part (because i'm white myself ;)) i really do agree with you! color is an illusion.

greetings from germany!! -maria

[moom333]

Dude, you genius.

[khayav]

Thank you. My high school teachers would disagree with you though. And so would my mother :)

[BizzyBeMe]

are you on drugs?

[khayav]

I don't know...

[BizzyBeMe]

i was joking. that's what people always ask crossmack.

[khayav]

I don't know. but not knowing is knowing.

[Letranger]

That's right you don't. Jung's Collective Unconscious is what it sounds like you were referencing.. in a very confused way... and it's gibberish anyway.

[khayav]

I wasn't :) Just made it up.

[DrLemur]

Ha. LOL! Love the mannerisms. My whiteness is an illusion also dude. Tricks of light and shadow on an infinite plane of self introspective perogamammory. I don't fear it either.. I embrace the confusion and am not afraid even to make up words without obvious sense.

[khayav]

The good Dr returns!

[tubularya]

ah ha ha ha ha. nice *eyes*.

[khayav]

thanks :)

[congestacongeela]

I just found your site, and subscribed. Wow, man, you are amazing. Don't lose the hair - it's good on you. But even if you shave your head, your soul is fascinating to me, so it won't matter. Just keep on posting your videos, and thanks.

[khayav]

Thank you :)

[khayav]

Thank you for the sub (I think I have thanked you already). I think I'll just trim the it :)

[alphaba2]

I just discovered Crossmack like yesterday, and really got a kick out of this.

[khayav]

Ha ha ha! Only yesterday? LOL!

[khayav]

I'm thinking of getting rid of the hair actually.

[CityzenJane]

NO!!! I love the baby dreads! wah.

[ImmortalDragon]

loll, that was soo crossmack like!! XD

good stuff man, keep up the good work.

[khayav]

I'll try to keep it up :)

[Hitoshisan]

lol awesome. I <3 crossmack impressions XD and you did a good job ^^

[khayav]

Thanks!

[tnbookgal]

That was fantastic! You even got the little details. You forgot to scratch your face though.  :-)

[khayav]

You're right! I knew I was missing something.

[Krazeel]

conscient conscientious conscience of science... hahaha

[khayav]

That was my favourite part too! LOL!

[bonpain]

Perfect khayav, on the money! You ARE me. Thanks!

[khayav]

Thank you LOL!

[satinpetal]

I mean there's an African Crossmack and a White Crossmack.

[vladidass]

great acting,ingenious speaches.ur great man

[khayav]

Thanks :)

[principio25]

ROTFLOL!

[khayav]

:-)

[EvilL3go]

You are a god amungst men.

[khayav]

Wow...

[EvilL3go]

Hahahah! I was very drunk when I watched this, so take that comment with a grain of salt. :P Nice vid still!

[joey75220]

Dude! I will NEVER be afraid of showing my blackness....even though I'm Mexican!!! HA!  Keep up the good work, Homes!!

[khayav]

Thanks homes!

[redcurls4you]

lol, that was so cool. Very very impressed, I believe you are crossmack. Infact I think you are better looking. x x x

[khayav]

LOL! Ha ha ha!

[SatwaDude]

LOl, I clicked on this thinking, na this won't be any good, but found myself lol again. You nailed it.

Lol !

[khayav]

Thanks!

[paralleldivergence]

Hahahahaha.... brilliant!  Very well done!

(I dig crossmack too)

[khayav]

Thank you. If you are an avid Crossmack fan then I appreciate that!

[burnvictim77]

"I know what you're thinking..." Perfect.

[khayav]

I do know what you're thinking. I was thinking about your suggestion. I think it's easier if you come up with a topic and everyone works on what you say. What do you think?

[Danno21F]

Hey Crossmack, this is the first time you've made any sense to me. You're much smarter when you manifest as a black man.

[khayav]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is funny! LOL!

[r3av]

"Color is an illusion!" :-)) Great impersonation, man! 5 stars!

[keifer39]

HAHAHA!  Good stuff. I subscribed.

[khayav]

Thank you!

[satinpetal]

It's a small world after all...

[thedailyenglishshow]

the mouth movements, the eyes... hahahahahhaha brilliant! I tried doing Crossmack before - but this is much better.

[itsmeaaron]

good impersonation.

[khayav]

I'm glad you thought so. And thanks for the sub and the comment on my page.

[burntonion]

Wow that was trippy man. I can't wait to read the book.

[khayav]

Ha ha ha ha! I can't wait either.

[rea1001]

I like the rainbow, even though it is an illusion. Peace..

[khayav]

Me too!

[snouter]

LOL Not bad.

[khayav]

:-)

[XNeutralxGreyX]

You are very good. :)

[khayav]

I'm glad you think so. I was just trying out my luck. I can't do accents, nor impersonations. I think crossmack is easy :)

[Truthiness231]

Khayav is quite right saying color is just an illusion: it's merly our brains interpretation of the different spectrums of light bouncing off the objects around us, translated as chemical and electrical signals in different parts of the head, and projected to our conscieness as 'sight'.

[khayav]

You have really discected it :)

[ShortbusMooner]

OMG! Tooooo funny! Dead on, Khayav! :)

[khayav]

Thank you!

[biggreywave]

Man, my brain burst like halfway through this one...

Maybe he (Crossmack/Khayav) has been hypnotizing us with his eyes this whole time... Maybe Crossmack is a ghost... or past memory...

*slams head against keyboard*

[khayav]

LOL! Good one!