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  • "You looking worn down, but I'm all set to go."

    That's basically him in every game, just before you walk into a Pokemon center after battling a Gym Leader. LOL!

  • this is awsome

  • Oh, so that Poliwrath belongs to Gary. That's why it was boss enough to freeze Charizard solid, almost killing it. :)

  • Lol this is pretty good. it's almost as funny as I'm on a Blimp by littlekuriboh.

  • @TheSilviepie You poor fool.

  • im sad that gary is nice now.

  • This motha fucka was a legend

  • I wish there was enough room to name him Gary Motherfucking Oak in the games...

  • No Hes Gary Motherf*cking Oak!

  • Gary is a fukin doctor

  • Only Gary (Motherfucking) Oak had Generation V Pokemon in Red/Blue

  • @imgaryoak and in g/s/c games u fight 'Red' in a tunnel which is u in red/blue/green and in hg/ss i believe ash then challenges u after.

  • @imGaryoak actually he is in yellow but they tweaked it....sorta cuz notice how hes beaten all badges? and he starts with evee. but not in red/blue/green just..trust me bro cuz guees what he also looks jus tlike him. smae necklace same hair same colors. but in red/blue u are 'Red' and ur rival is 'blue'

  • gary oak is a cooler indiana jones than indiana jones

  • @sonic26281 evee when he was 10 and he owned pkmn league when 11 soo yeah OWNED

  • @sonic26281 dude shutup. gary just. just wins okay? XD but rlly in the anime there was steel and dark. but gary owned in a flash. when yo uthink about it tho. if the game was based on the anime better. gary would be worse than ash cuz this vid is based on episode 1. see ashes dumb clothes? tru story mang cuz gary flashes his 10 badges to ash and whoever else who looked so that means gary shoulda been the elite leader the whole time. not getting his eveee same time u get ur pikachu cuz he got 

  • IM GARAY OAK TAKE A LOOK AT ME YO POKEMON WILL NEVER BEAT MAH EVEE sadly... i thundershocked it to death -_-

  • @YooTubeNoobz Gary Oak is not your rival in the games.

  • GARY MATRIARCH FORNICATING OAK

    THOU ART NOT CAPABLE OF IGNORING THE GIRTH WHICH IS HIS

  • @ D0vg hell yeah he drives cuz hes gary ****ing oak!

  • produced by T-Pain

  • There was also another region Then his squirtle Learned Water gun *Poof* Atlantis

  • there were two extra gyms in kanto

    steel type gym and dark type gym but after gary completely annihilated them no one heard of them or steel and dark type again in the kanto region

  • @e3eb actually there couldnt be a steel tybe gym they didnt have a steel tybe to 2nd gen so yea.....

  • @sonic26281 yeah cause gary completely annihilate them so now we don't see dark and steel types in the kanto region

  • does anyone have a napkin becuase theres a green smudge ps ash sucks he doesnt have a theme is one and how the hell did ash beat gary

  • Im gary oak.

    ..and im on a boat.

  • Gary should be the main character of Pokemon not Ash!

  • This isn't a parody of I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat is a parody of this.

  • Gary oak was a fucking boss, ash was a little whiny bitch

  • I'M GARY OAK MOTHERFUCKER

    SO FUCK ASH!

    ME AND RED ARE BETTER THAN YOU!

    SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • actually there were 15 gyms (one for every type) gary destroyed 7 of them look at his badges a bit closer 1:28

  • Why would he be proud to fuck a ginger 

  • @PoisonInMyBrain

    because gingers are hawt? Just guessing here. You make Gary Oak laugh, you shall be spared. And he doesn't afraid of anything.

  • FUCK ASH, I'M GARY OAK, MOTHERFUCKER!

  • Gary Oak lives in a research lab where 100's of pokemon are raised and even evolve naturally. He gave up being a pokemon trainer because he literally had every pokemon he could ever catch in his own backyard. This includes all of Ash's pokemon, so in a twisted way, Ash sort of works for Gary. Now he sticks to more important things, like archeology, or being a doctor.

  • Gary Fucking Oak vs. Chuck Fucking Norris!!!

  • I don't know about you, but in the game I made Gary my bitch

  • douche bag.

  • can't ignore his girth

  • SHORTAYY!

  • O.O how did i not see this coming....

  • So, based on the rap lyrics, Gary Oak likes to f*** His mother?

  • @Vanilliaify *facepalm*

  • @Vanilliaify His mother is... dead... The fuck is wrong with you?

  • Misty sure tried, but in the end, noone can ignore his girth!

  • WTF the original got removed

  • Hahaha I'd still do you Gary... O.o

  • If he was the champion in heartgold, id go to him and beat him dayly.

  • i wish this was on itunes

  • I FUUUCKED MISTAAAY

  • Fuck the new gary scientist oak... we want back our GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK! T_T

  • 1:27

    There are 8 badges in the kanto region. gary oak has 10 of them.

    Gary motherfcking oak bitch.

  • Suddenly, I don't mind fighting that MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

  • is this on itunes?

  • ain't fuck w/ him bitches

  • [] __[]

  • Dope.

  • Try to ignore Gary's girth. I DARE YOU!!!

  • lol this sick

  • LOL! 

  • they r some fuckup 10 years olds

  • I think this song is named... im on a boat... lol

  • Charmander owns growlithe

  • I never get tired of this song when i was little i had a crush on gary :)

  • Gary: I f&$#ed Misty and my Kribby-Krabby. And I recorded this s#@% on mah camera, baby!

    Ash & Misty: ...

    Brock: :D

  • GARY OAK

  • I miss original Pokemon..:,(

  • @TheNumber1trekkie its basically the same thing fyi

  • HAAAX

  • 1:33 its actually poliwrath

  • mah KRIBBY KRABBY!!!!

  • I grew up with Poke'mon, and as a nostalgia lover, I love that these meme is still around. It keeps life in this classic a**hole (who I loved anyway). I'm glad that people still remember and cherish the old douchebag Gary.

  • had to watch it twice!

  • FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

  • EVERYBODY HATES ME CAUSE I'M GARY FUCKING OAK.

  • better be good 4 white boy oak rap

  • i was going to gamestop to buy the last pokemon black version they had.

    i got there and asked where it was and the guy said:

    "oh sorry that guy just bought the last one" and pointed.

    the guy he was pointing at was GARY MOTHER-FUCKING OAK!!

  • you can't ignore his girth

  • wow.

  • Actually there were 10 badges in Kanto, 2 of them didn't survive the battle with Gary Oak

  • @ButtFarmerBilly In fact only three of them are the same as what Ash has, which would mean there WAS 15 gyms (on for each type maybe?) in Kanto. So 7 of them never survived Gary Oak.

  • @ButtFarmerBilly First, if you agree with me, share my message with other people.

    I think those 2 extra badges were actually from Dark City where Ash and his friends were find 2 gym leaders who are try to become only one official gym, but in the end, both gym win and they are the gym leaders of the Dark City.

    It only appears in Showdown at Dark City episode (or for short, EP042).

    Check it out, then you will see, trust me, it true.

    Share with Bulbapedia and Serebii, pls.

  • FUCK HE HAS A SONG TOO

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @SSDZReturns Cuz he's Gary Oak. >:D

  • A cheerleading team, corvette and a phd at the age of ten...

  • lol

  • Gary oak is the chuck norris of pokemon

  • My friend asked me why shouldn't we stare into the sun.

    I said "Its Gary Oak pulling down his pants showing his ass to us."

    <3 This video ~ xD

  • man i like so much this song FUCK ASH FAGOT Gary so great :D

  • That's Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak to you!

  • Lmao best rap i have ever heard XD

  • YOU CANT FUCKING MAKE A PARODY OF A SONG THAT IS ALREADY A PARODY! GEEZUS CHRIST!!!!!

  • @abcdefg5618 he just did, you mad? :D

  • @abcdefg5618 Gary Motherfucking Oak can.

  • @abcdefg5618 Clearly he just did.

  • @abcdefg5618 U mad bro

  • wow!

  • I love this <3 !

  • Smell ya later

  • fuck ash im gary oak mother fucker

  • original song is im on a boat by lonely island and tpain.

  • THIS IS MY RINGTONE

  • @damnwindows98 *jelousy*

  • Lyrics?

  • It’s 1997 and you’re downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You’ve been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

  • @animegirl651 thats off know your meme

  • Magikarp does it like Bernie!

  • gary is successful

    ash...not so much

  • GARY MOTHERBITCHFUCKING SAMUEL OAK

  • Gary Motherfucking Oak is always 2+ steps ahead of you, always...

  • 12 people forgot

  • If there was a fight betewen Gary motherfucking Oak and The king of Evil! Who'd de screwed? response comment.

  • If i ever get a pokemon game my rival's name will be GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK! thumbs up if you agree please.

  • Babies can beat the fuck out of him. Shit man he so gay. Bad hair style and stupid name.

  • @TheBethesdafan Because he's a cartoon. :U

  • And this kid becomes a researcher?

  • Anyone notice the joke in the video that could simply be a coincidence? The part where it says "my Poliwhirl does swirls..." it shows a Poliwrath. The joke being that in the original Pokerap video when "Poliwrath" is said it shows a Poliwag picture.

  • They made Gary a wimp nowadays, like geez i want the arrogant Gary back to teach Paul a lesson

  • @diepper1 Yeah then paul would have gotten GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK'D!!!!!!

  • thumbs up if you named your rival on a pokemon game Gary

  • the reason gary walked away: he got aids from fucking all them cheerleaders

  • Gary has 10 out of 8 Kanto Gym Badges.

    In season 1 "Showdown at the Po-ke Corral", it shows that Gary has caught over 200 Pokemon back when there were only 150 pokemon.

    Gary is a fucking SCIENTIST AT THE AGE OF 10!

    Gary has a car at the age 10

    Gary has a group of cheerleaders wherever he goes in his car (and most likely fucks them everyday as well).

    We need the old douchebag GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK back! not this nice guy Gary from the latest seasons.

  • 1:27

    There are eight badges in Johto.

    Gary Oak got ten of them.

  • KRIBBEH KRABBEH

  • @ADubz4lifez your an idiot, charizard and blastoise?

  • .................This is fucking immense. I'm making 99999 accounts to like this shit

  • YEAH, thats GARY OAK motherfuckers! xD

  • yeah this is pokemon. this is as real as it gets

  • Gary was here Ash is a Loser

  • best part "fuck ash im gary oak bitch!" XD

  • 97 people said didnt get wet

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  • I cud beat Gary in a battle wit my team :)

    Nidoking

    Electevire

    Weavile

    Honchkrow

    Ursaring

    Ninjask

    BEAT DAT!!!! :P

  • @Earfne I just need a Lv 100 Palkia with Wonder Guard.

  • @Earfne My team is

    Pidgeot

    Butterfree

    Pikachu

    Charizard

    Blastoise

    and Venasaur

  • You've spent 15 seasons trying to score with one of the babes you travel with,

    Finally you get the chance to fuck Misty,

    You pull down her pants and what does it say?

    Gary Motherfucking Oak was here

    Ash is a loser

  • @Rowloman LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Oh man i remember that shit.

    Gary fucking scribbled on everything that ash was like 2 minutes too slow to get to.

    Damn shame LOL.

  • 6 people cant beat Gary's Evee

    

  • Gary Oak is actually my favorite character

  • @burger123789 champ facts

    gary fucking oak = badass fucking bastard always ahead no matter how many times you beat him fucking prick

    lance = pathetic outfit and a lame loser just bring a solid rock type and swipe the shit out of him

    steven = tough guy nuff said

    wallace = gay wallace weakling wanna be who ruined the 3rd gen

    cynthia = HOTTIE with a goddamn garchomp

    alder = old timer who has a phobia of fire types >.>

  • @garchompelago Actually, as much as I like Gary. I wouldn't say he was necessarily "badass fucking bastard always ahead" He never did anything memorable, just somehow cheat and become champion. Other than that he was lame and weak. I don't see how "smell you later!" was badass at all. I seriously question why everyone says he is so strong. Lance, was a badass! He saved you from Team Rocket (even though you didn't need it) and I tried that, ever heard of Gyarados? And I am not new to the series!

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  • @tuptunip it's called satire dude, get a sense of humour

  • @Hongers1 I know, I also have a sense of humor. Ya know, if you read my other reply Gary is pretty high on my list top 3 at least. I also follow the meme of GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!

  • @tuptunip dude,it's a meme.people think it's funny.grow a sense of humor and don't pokemon so seriously

  • @zachplaysfallout3 I know its a meme, but as a nostalgia lover, this meme isn't even funny anymore. Gary wasn't even cool in my eyes even with nostalgia. All I did was voice my opinion. I find many memes funny, but Gary isn't cool anymore (or ever was) I liked this video actually if you seen my page before. That was before this meme got overdone

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  • @zachplaysfallout3 There's no such thing as opinion with regards to humor. *sarcasm*

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  • im gary oak doing flips N shit

  • 6 people didn't fuck Misty.

  • You're trying to download some hot porn,

    You click the download button, you're getting ready for the fap of your life

    guess who crashes into your house with his corvette, goes to where you are and disconnects your modem

    GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK thats who!

  • I WOULD TAP THAT >:|

  • @SerinaTheUnVampriss Maybe with a hammer?

  • @ButtFarmerBilly Nah... I with thinking more along the line of Mallet.

  • Gary oak's so awesome he got 10 of the 8 kanto region badges

  • YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM CAUSE HE'S GARY FUCKING OAK

  • Where do u get this song

  • LOOOOL!!!

    GREATE! *-*

  • ORIGIN OF GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK

  • 1:27

    there are 8 badges in pokemon

    Gary Oak got 10 of them.

  • @ButtFarmerBilly Other regions have other badges. In the latest episode, Ash has like, 20 badges all together, but you don't see the other badges during the journies.

  • @SubLeeLee booooooooo

  • @PumpkinTom D:

  • @SubLeeLee Granted. however that was Kanto region. Kanto has 8 badges,, Gary got 10 of them. I shoulda have said in the first comment "there are 8 badges IN KANTO"

  • @SubLeeLee Right. However, this is the first season. In the Kanto region. Where there is 8 badges. Gary Oak got 10.

  • @ButtFarmerBilly Gary Oak ?

    GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK! *

  • i like it but im not a fan it kinda gets old but all of the words are true ;]