The Salvador Dali Museum

[nonfoods1]

dali was the last old master to be the first sell out.

[thegoloss]

In his own words to Alain Bosquet : I am a supreme swine. The symbol of perfection is a pig.The pig makes his way with Jesuit cunning,

but he never balks in the middle of the crap in our era.I feed my crap to the Daliists. Everybody's (haha) satisfied. All is honky dory. Actually, those climbers are the finest imaginable.The master even in dialogue. I knew that ARNOLD THE PIG had "skill's" you just have to look hahahahahha

[kstewintheart4u]

We are supposed to cast our burdons, (crutches) unto the Lord, and He will carry our burdons for us.

[coolkoala16]

He was joking jackass

[johnnysarthouse]

Because the best place to see european art is america... what a complete load of nonsense. If whoever wrote this script ever travelled outside of the usa to look at european art he would realise what an idiotic statement that is. Where in the usa would you find great collections of Goya, Picasso, Bacon, Van Gough, Da Vinci? to name but a tiny few to rival the great european collections of the Louvre, Prado, Tate etc

[Briggie07]

its a joke... duh

[TheDailyMonk]

Thats very brave of you lol, I could never have done that.

[rgleas]

Dull comments on a genius. When Dali died, I did a tribute painting called Eat Your Dali Oats. Someone accused me of plagerism. Ironic considering that Dali was often a copycat artist. Art reflects life, thus all art copies something, or someone.

[spheremaster]

I'm surprised that you didn't check out any of the 47 strip clubs in Tampa!

[dant70]

dude, i hope you had fun in St Pete's I'dlove to see you there, and that museum is aweomse. hope you enjoyed it, any fun at George's??

later.

[jonzie25]

I am pretty sure I just laughed out loud for 10 min! HILLARIOUS!

[Apsalus]

I've been there too.

[ThomasIsTired]

haven't heard of him before!

[elljay68]

I went to the one in Spain...can't remember which city? Barcelona? No...argh...but he was still alive...1987. WAY COOL!

[BigStupidFingers]

Saville has a Dali Museum... was that it?

[teresitahdv]

No, this museum is in St. Petersburg, Florida.

[thaughtfaucet73]

informative and hilarious

[dominiricanusa]

you need to make more videos with your clothes off

[johngalt2626]

I have a watch just like tht melting one!? Only when I forget my meds

[LexiHearts]

Did you get paid to plug this museum?

You are this close to losing your subscribers.

[hankhine]

Lexi, you are SO cynical! No, in fact I just became a subscriber.

[EnamoredDemise]

bla bla bla bla bla bla :D

[nigznigz2]

I,ve been ther its sooooooo creeppy

[hankhine]

Exactly.

You looked great, by the way.

[eriqkk]

Great fun, this. I'm from Catalunya, and now it would be great if you would go to Figueres and film an segment on the Dalí museum in that town.

[nigznigz2]

I WENT TO THE FUCKED UP ONE in england not this one

[hankhine]

Bring us your ticket stub.

[tadshackles]

I have a bunch of Dali replicas, His works are great conversation starters as you already know!

[hankhine]

So, how long have you been collecting Dalis?

[imaginationland]

I loved your interpretations. I want to go there!

[dusty0732]

pen & ink.thats hot.lol.

[themeankanin]

you sir are a funny man.

[righthandgenius]

hahahaha pzottolo for a documentary! a DOCUMENTARY! ...about art...and shit......

[KlaxonCow]

The great thing about surrealism is that the fish sing in chorus with the bag of wood chips.

I did like the way your video kind of coughed mucus as intricately as a spider's web. This brought an extra dimension to the cow's udders which ring like sweet bells at dawn.

Backwards.

Great video. Keep up the good phallic symbology.

Number nine, number nine, number nine...

[nicholas9999]

you made this interesting, and again, I'm impressed that you're able to get important people (important in their relevance to the topic at hand) to take time out to talk to you. very good stuff!!

[ujdo]

Hmm, seems like everything with a crutch is very phallic? If Viagra was around when he was alive, I wonder if it would have changed his art...

[achampag]

sounds like dali coulda been dmca'd

i may have to get a print of the one at the end

[Sikosm]

dali is one of my favourites! :-)

[Chocaz]

Informative video^^ I've seen a pretty big painting of Dalî here in Sweden...he's really interesting.

[JXintheZ]

Looks like an interesting place.

And Your art interpretations where truly Deep...

[Stuka87]

LMAO, awesome video.

[zero14900]

hahahaha thats weird

blind people lookin at art

[dilanitv]

cute vid. a future jon stewart maybe:)

[JasonMelancon]

I recommend this museum! Their huge bay windows overlooking the bay is also a great place to watch one of Tampa's famous lightning storms. Weather permitting, of course.

[newbsauce11]

I went there when I went on vacation there! It's a really cool place. Too bad you didn't show those big, awesome paintings.

[henname]

hey, i have print of the lincoln one in my bedroom! sweet.

[osmanarfeen1]

im bored

[hectorste1]

hahahahahah.......  nice vid

[mordi177]

Why was the video unavailable for three hours??

[dafttool]

I've been there. ^_^ I was surprised how small some of his most famous paintings were.

[TankCarl]

Was the picture with crutches,tilted? It seemed your camera man was pulling our leg. There were way too many phallic images there,in some of the paintings. I am glad you didn't wear your chaps...

Oops,voices in my head,gotta go....

[dradeel]

Hahaha. St. Petersburg for me is Russia, Salvador Dali for me is Spanish and european surrealism ... but only in america can you find them both at the same place. Hehe. Nice video.

Btw I couldn't see it when pressing the link from my "subscribed new videos", so I had to go to your user and list over videos you've added. Weird stuff. Dunno why. Hehe. That would explain the 9 views and only 1 comment before me?

[Blargaldalien]

I would have thought the "visually" impaired tour would involve pushing the impaired person's  face into an artwork,and yelling"SEE? SEE?"

[henrynzidane24an]

"because naturally the best place to see european art, is in america."

= quote of the day