Face Tattoo Accident

[DizzieWhizzie]

FAKE AND GAY

[TheEdogan]

no it actually means wave in frech lol i couldn't stop laughing

[dryanmeadows]

Those tattoos can't be real!?

[FlapsWingsRandomly]

No.. Penis means penis in French.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[KARR01]

never real

[lllSevenAteNinelll]

The other man sounds like mordacai from The Regular Show!

[Jeaazy]

Haha thats cool :)

[EmoMitsukai]

Im french and no one says "tattoo palarrr" here... -.-"

[OperaGhostess]

@EmoMitsukai It's a joke. He's not being serious.

[EmoMitsukai]

@OperaGhostess

I know but i wanted to keep this point clear lol

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@EmoMitsukai

yes they do

/watch?v=G7_vE2-Jfqk

[EmoMitsukai]

@IronXXXMaiden1

First, your link doesn't work

And second, i'm french, i do know what im talking about!

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@EmoMitsukai

do you know how to use it?

copy it

paste it after youtube.com

[EmoMitsukai]

@IronXXXMaiden1

hum.. im not an idiot -.-

Your video can't just be played in my country.

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@EmoMitsukai

well its

Lift your head up high (and blow your brains out) by the bloodhound gang

[EmoMitsukai]

@IronXXXMaiden1

Pretty funny... -.-

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@EmoMitsukai

hahahah yeaaa xD

now go away emo prick

[EmoMitsukai]

@IronXXXMaiden1

Yeah continue to think that you're the toughest one -.-

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@EmoMitsukai

im tough enough to be happy without cutting myself for attention.

[EmoMitsukai]

@IronXXXMaiden1

Vas te faire foutre

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@EmoMitsukai

foda-se

[katchick199]

Lol love this video

[casperado666]

I just think it's funny cause i hope it happens to him IRL

[casperado666]

Ok this vid is kinda funny, strangely enough.

[casperado666]

Onision must be the ugliest and unfunniest person on the tubez. Which is an amazing achievement

[HappyMiniMimi]

john johnson? this is the first time ive saw this vid and i put john johnson in a joke in school work O.o

[PEKET0]

lol

[drew209xiv]

make your mouth useful and go suck a dick

[tarantulady]

Attention Viewers: YES this video is COMPLETELY real. (and not at all a parody of the star-face girl)

[MultiDudemann]

fake



[cillanickole317]

:D

[joeynajan]

Are you a fucking homosexual?

[Jeep546]

How did i get here from Metallica? O_O Btw Onision youre the best.

[Jazphantom13]

God, I love your videos, Onision XD

[MrSimonKarl]

"Penis in French actually means... a wave, like if you're waving hello to someone."

...

Seriously? Who would believe you?

[emoboyzrule101]

yur eyes r purple O.O

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@emoboyzrule101 Lighting :3

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

butt chin :P

[bugz742]

Wat a bitch fag

[RagdollRalph]

Verkstaden vilar på en stor plattform hängandes en bit ifrån huvudplattformen, en gångbro leder ut till den med hand stöd på vardera sida, den är uppehållen av metallstänger som stöds mot centralpelaren, bron knarrar otäckt när vi går över den.

Det är en ljus solig dag här uppe, trots att det på marken var väldigt mulet, det är sällan soligt på marken, bara ett fåtal gånger om året.

[Eliserbet]

@RagdollRalph hvad snakker du om ??

[efygreece]

Τhe france asshole destroyed his beautiful face(!) So pitty, such a guy with those amazing purple eyes!

[QuackBackable]

@sculptedThoughts it looks blue/purple :L :}

[Demoncleanerrr]

This is even gayer than the guys who ACTUALLY get their face tattood.. somehow.

[DevineObjectOfHatred]

fuck you

[Rettungssocke]

OH MY GOD UR SOOO FUNNY WOW... ARE U COMEDIAN?!?!!!

[plonka1989]

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

[eteledevil]

IT'S A PENIS

[SammeSumiko]

So like I get the tatoos ,but what's up with the Lip liner ? O-O

[QuackBackable]

3:19 ... PURPLE EYES

[SculptedThoughts]

@QuackBackable That's blue, dear.

[GTFOVevo]

@SculptedThoughts I'd say violet.

[nailaunique]

Aston Kutcher :)

[Reconknife99]

uncencered version plz

[605raptor700]

this shit is fake its marker fuckin stuped

[TheWildsteph]

@605raptor700 No shit Sherlock....

[banditthefatcat]

@605raptor700 ur gay shut up its not real fuck head

[TheEverythingdavid1]

@605raptor700 your kidding?

[ncuehzjhdfi]

He looks like Ashton kuchor !

[jennyteenyful]

Poppin a turd LMAO xD

[Mikefield12]

tattoo parlarrr!!

[Samawsom]

"well penis in French means like a wave, u know like goodbye or something"

"No... I think penis means penis" XDDD HAHAHAHA

[tainted939]

lmfao 3:08

[lookmethecat]

Onision face: censored

Me: pffff what the f*ck hehehehe

[lulabell0]

TATEW PALARRR

[TeamJacobEdward]

Lol I like this. The way you said Tattoo Parlor in 'french' was hilarious.

[EmilieJune]

lol

[xxolivialetsrollxx]

lol. it looks like a buttchin with a giant pimple on your chin.

[invaderzimismyfav]

omg old onision!

[LAWLoROFL]

lol the blur switched sides

[TheBooshygal]

As the french call it a "TAToooo Parlair" Lol :D

[xMissingDoll]

So...You purposely put a butt with an anal bead on your face Greg?

[Caimendine]

Well, it's really amazing to watch this video when you're French x)

Thanks Greg, you made my day. T'es le meilleur :D

[PizzaIsGood101]

lolol

[punkymaus]

the way you pronounce "tattoo parlor" in "French" is so funny! It cracks me up everytime I watch this video. :D

[ChillinwithYoda]

I never thought Onision was funny, but this is pretty good. 

[kaliendamor8]

this gay

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@kaliendamor8 "This gay"? LOL Dude read your comment before posting

[kaliendamor8]

@kaliendamor8 dumbass i was quoting mychonny yeh dumbass

[HaiItsLily]

@kaliendamor8 you just responded to yourself.... :/ dumb ass......

[kaliendamor8]

@HaiItsLily you seriously have no fuckin life you ugly ass bitch hahahaha mugrossaaa look that shit up fuckin bitch shit hoe

[HaiItsLily]

@kaliendamor8 im not a bitch! i have a fucking life... you are the one without a life. what the fuck is a shit up fuckin bitch shit hoe? it sounds like a dog taking a crap...

[jennyteenyful]

@kaliendamor8 Just like you :D

[kaliendamor8]

@jennyteenyful awww its not good to talk about yourself after i said it the first time dam and i thought you were smart lol you have a beautiful life you can go eat your feelings now or respond back to this lol while you eat a cookie :)

[jennyteenyful]

@kaliendamor8 Yeah you just broke my heart! :D

[jennyteenyful]

@jennyteenyful Really sweet :]

[SuperiFox]

He looks like clint murphy in this.

[bman51799]

i can only say lol

[luixrey1]

ITS NOT A PENIS !!!!

[realitytc]

frownie face taking a dump on my eyebrow... hahahahahahahha! lol

[shapeshiftis]

"LA TATOOPARLEEEHHH" xD xD

[SolidVermillion]

Lol!

[IMVUAshleeHunnn]

This is actually based on a true story, believe it or not. Instead of those funny images on his face, it was stars. Not sure how many is was on the side of the Ladys face. & apparently it was around 100 stars or something? So yea, if anybody was wondering!

[Nightowl1591]

Did anyone notice that he blured the left side at the begining and the right side later on?

[blah596]

@Nightowl1591 Did you not realize that his image is mirrored in most of the video? That's why "penis" is backwards in most of it. Learn to recognize images.

[zXpwn3dXz]

I remember this from back when it was uploaded to his main channel

[BrAiNwAsHDaDaNcER]

Lol 2 funny

[lalaloopsy1000]

LOL omg onision your adorable i love your face at 0:30 ^_^

[beautifulbones101]

holy shit I remember this video!! xD

[ybob4]

when kids say penis they say "Kiki" its like weenier in english.

[eobo1]

he wrote penis in the mirror that's why its backwards XD

[tswiftsgomezkesha19]

TThat was magical!!!

[EmosArmy]

PENIS! PENIS TO YOU <3

[pnkrk1039]

Me likes your lip liner

[FlyingSophisa]

I feel kinda silly... I thought the drawing on his chin was a couple of hills and a sun. The more I know, the less magical happiness there is.

[lookmethecat]

@FlyingSophisa

i thought the same thing i had red you comment at the same time as the video was buffering so i had a clear view of the tattoo then i saw more O.O

[FlyingSophisa]

@lookmethecat I am your mental twin, built in a laboratory using your brain cells! Mwa ha ha! Except I didn't know until Onision said it.

[liLHappyClarrt]

vagina maggot fart?

[DurbanRex]

Falling asleep and waking up with too much tattoos, this happened in Belgium :'D

[orangejuice712]

lol Denny's coupon

[missnowitall36]

Hes Wearing Contacts!

:D

[kiasumsam]

How long did you really have to scrub your face to get the drawings off?

[kaliendamor8]

you need a dick on your fuckin forehead

[Special4ce293]

@kaliendamor8 you need a dick in your mouth

[kaliendamor8]

@Special4ce293 haha maybe

[HostileParanoia]

Your videos are fucking lame now

[TheSadPanda03]

i saw this video like 1 year ago what's up?

[hayleystarstruk]

@TheSadPanda03 these are his old videos that got moved from his main to this. :)

[kearabob]

@TheSadPanda03 This is the onision archive channel....

[StarZkitty]

"Penis just means penis" "I think it's someone squeezing put a turd" LMAOO!!

[RandomLightbulbs]

Ya it's a penis. it's NOT A PENIS

[irishhorses879]

Purple Eyes <3

[SuperFlamingUnicorn]

The smiley face didn't want to crap on my eyebrow...he was goffering. he had to.....HE DIDN'T WANT TO!

[GumiMegpoid16]

Lolololololol

[Bleachfan0797]

Its NOT A PENIS .

[BarelyBreathingAlone]

It looks like your eyes are purple. It's so beautiful :)

[naomie76]

At least you had enough self respect to get the coupon.

[misiek080]

Well, that interview was awkward.

[LoveIsMyWeapon1234]

oh never mind! i does look like turd

[LoveIsMyWeapon1234]

I think the one on your chin looks like a bottom view of a penis.

[iShotUrBarbieDx]

0:28 Lmao. liked just for that xD

[Deathisnear76767]

Lolz

[oag3699]

um ok ...

[WolfSoul89]

you looks too hot anyway xD :) love you! <3

[JessfromtheTshow]

You could get them off by a professional.... With a laser

[MintyNapalm]

While watching this video, I was picking my nose and flinging the boogers on my roommates side of the room.

[WolfSoul89]

aww your innocent guy face ... x3

[juanmartineztvshow]

why is this re uploaded

[velvetkytten]

is this a parody of the woman who got horrible stars tattooed all over her face ?

[billverill]

send me a door pull up chiner and i will iike and fav your vids FOREVER!!!!!!

[PinkPenguinPajamas]

It's funny you re-upload this one. This is the first video I ever saw by you :)

[Malin830]

yay I remember this :33

[BethanyRachelFairley]

@Ceephizzy omg. Please go away, look up the word "archive" in the dictionary, then come back, read the name of the channel, and realise how stupid that comment was.

[DrinkCement]

1:55 Your eyes look purple<3 =w=

[KaloAngelTV]

Blue eyes -3

[Smooottie]

He looks a lot like Cillian Murphy in this video O.o

[imheretofarm]

@jjcraig999 ok one ur name is tottal poop shit....2 im pretty sure ur the only one hateing on this vid lol

[Ceephizzy]

hey you already uploaded thid video why did you reupload

[Mastersun88]

funny video dude I could not stop laughing so hard.

[seizureromance]

This video is wayyyyy better than his new one on his main channel. Old Onision FTW

[AshleyShenanigans]

i remember watching this a long time ago. lol

[95heavymetalchick]

hurray

[jjcraig999]

I am assuming this is supposed to be a comedy sketch...what a waste of 10 seconds of my time (I know its a 3:44 vid, but did anyone really watch it to the end?)

[DavinaFaerie]

John Johnson,LOL...

"They counter sued for giving the business a bad name",LOL

[TheMinimoo613]

Your missing an 'on' at the end of your onision :) xxx

[WEKFUKANCIH]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[regmania]

thats not Cyr's voice you dumb fuck .......

[demonchild919]

Wow his skin was so smoothe and flawless back then.. And that short hair made him look handsome..man time N stress really did a number on Greg..start takin more care of ur self Greg..no more stressin..

[JessicaFlecher]

@Cosplayepisodestv its an archive vid wich means its one of his old ones from his main youtube

[TheMinimoo613]

@Cosplayepisodestv This is an old video re uploaded onto his archive channel

[Cosplayepisodestv]

@TheMinimoo613 O nvm then

[MrHellcatos]

nice acting onision

[puppetwithasmile]

<3 I REALLY LOVE THIS I WISH I CAN FAVORITE IT...but i exceeded the limit of favoriting... :( WHY WOULD THEY DO THAAT!? WHY IS THERE A LIMIT hahahaha cyr and you did an awesome job, hahhah <3

[puppetwithasmile]

HAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAA­AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAH

[DeadyTeady]

.....i like the right eye tattoo :D

[RyouuichiKun15]

 hey look new Onisions video - time to eat some extra cheeseburgers

[Trixter943]

@RyouuichiKun15 lol, ur so funny

[RyouuichiKun15]

@Trixter943

that...wasn't ..a joke.....

[1ockedand1oaded]

If you get a face tattoo... you are an accident.

[ANGELSWINGSQAT]

u steel that ugly littel bitch

[Squizznot]

I still love this video, lol

[fraztle75]

ashton kutcher eny1??

[mizzpipedream]

youre a great actor

[Absolution913]

It's old, that's why it's on the ARCHIVE channel :L