Banging a SEXY Coed on her period! - Ask The John

[omdway]

"Ain't no friend zone...up in disssss muthafuckah!!!!"

LOOL This guy was born for the stage. He's so hilarious and theatrical. Props from the UK.

[TheBudgefett]

I love you.  Full homo

[firstligmo]

skyyjohn for president!

[minhmeo1209]

This guy's too fucking emotional LOL

[MyYuniko]

Lmao Sky, you should become a Lawyer :p

[WhoIsDeyman]

A wise man told me that the worst sex you can have is the best sex for you...basically..there is nothing worst than that so everything else after will be amazing ;)

[WeeklyVIdeoChannel]

I fuckin love this guy

[PlatinumBD]

Lol, when Skyy does his female voice and gets all crossed eyed it's hilarious!

[insightliviu]

Sex on period... HELL YEAH. I like the whole idea , the blood and the liquids or semen turns me on. I don't know why, maybe I have a fetish for blood hahaha :))

[allaughs]

@insightliviu m or f

[insightliviu]

@allaughs I'm guy.

[ohsol33t]

Man, you are SO fucking funny. Been watching your videos for hours now.

Friend zone shit hit home with me dude, hahaha. Thank you, really!

[BrittneyNicoleflicks]

lmaoo i like how u go cross eyed every time your imitating a female

[gamer1541]

Word of the day: Affidavit

[skipe94]

@gmpptech therefore i care when someone hates on this show... oh and i almost forgot fuck you

[Inkrediblepwn]

One of the dumbest exchanges of comments below me VVVVV.

[skipe94]

@gmpptech yea i am because if you are calling someone who i find funny retarded you are calling my sense of humor retarded

[skipe94]

@gmpptech skyy is the guy whose videos videos you hate and if you dont give a shit than why did you respond your self

[skipe94]

@gmpptech i dont give a damn about your comments i am just baffled that someone watches a video that he hates... and i'm sure that skyy aint givin a rats ass bout haters

[Dmoney89Addict]

lil kim wana get her pussy eaten while watchin cartoon.. and i hate cartoons

[skipe94]

@gmpptech so why the fuck re you watching those vids if you hate it????????????/

[skipe94]

nice intro

[bluntactioncop]

Simple question, simple answer: The sex has to be in a good price/performance ratio. I hate spending too much money on a bad hooker!

[BlackhawksFan247]

i love the intro haha

[freddygroger]

i would NEVER have sex on my period when im on my period i dont even like to be touched

[Terryrouge427]

Skyy

The night I lost my virginity my girlfriend said she was off her period. When it was all done we turned on the lights and HOLY SHIT there was blood everywhere, the sheets, pillows, and my forehead. There was even bloody hand prints on the wall! Looked like a damn crime scene.

[HellRaizerHD]

lol press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 fast in a row.. sounds and looks funny

[lovez2sp00ge]

That Kids at The End is a Homo.

[JonJon3794]

Sky you are one dirty bastard!

[skaterrange2]

Sick into bro

[Iamlegend4243]

I <3 Skyy's brown pants

[hupaz123]

lol at ronald the raindeer

[ilovepwd]

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 press them allll

[DionLaurent1]

@RoberVest

DO the dirty bastard thing! And when you're done with her, broom her fast! DON'T keep her! If she cheats on him, she will cheat on you! Don't forget it!

[nartuox]

does he rehearse this

[Absird]

Note to self, turn the volume up.

[dushanf]

hhaha its so funny when he does the girl voices!!

[NGBiGLlama]

great episode John, great episode! Especially the second question. Cheers from the Netherlands

[Eetaq]

You know it depends on how long its been. If I haven't had any action in awhile then the sex does not have to be good at all to want seconds. If I'm seeing a few girls at once, then I'll be a lot more picky.

[snyperkyzer]

Red Zone for 4days means u got time to practice ur FLUFFING SKILLS!

[snyperkyzer]

Red Zone sex....is Gross!...blooy & a fish smell also, oh my! Gro-test....

[Rstarp]

LMAOOOOooo



[Leri0th]

that ending is sick

[ikkeaxel]

0:01 4 the vid

[Anglacer]

killer the intro.

- Anglacer™

[iphone722]

FUCK THE FRIENDZONE :p

[JozzyHBR]

Hate the intro. Very corny :P

[PowerNdust]

I'll tell you how good the sex has to be!

1.Facefuck

2.Anal

3.Fisting

4.Facial

That sounds like a good time ;)

[THEONETHEONLYEM21]

as long its sex iam good iam coming back

[MarcusBPolk]

if its living I'll take it

[deeppurple28]

I want a Bloody Mary!

[Ryushai]

Anyone else have to turn the volume all the way up for that question?

[wsm34]

@Ryushai haha i did...

[babyjames21]

That face after " I used to like you Robert..but you move to slow"!!! Holy!!!! FUNNY!!!

[OmegaPisces]

Sometimes first is the worst, and second is the best. If it ain't good the first time, try again. Could be the best you've ever had the second time around! Buy one get one free!

[neilk831]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post?Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post

[bayXSonic]

The new intro is not that good, plus I don't think that stile fits you. I mean, look at your videos background, does that look grunge/hip hop? Don't think so. You probably need something more classy and modern.

[JoeyLaslo]

Aint no friend zone up in THIS MUTHA FUCKER.

LOL.

[Chuckysspawn90222]

If I cum I will probably be hitting that again

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

If it was shit i would wat seconds to make up for a wasted nut !

If it was ok i would want seconds to make sure my last is more than ok !

If it was great i would want seconds because it was great !

I always want seconds what Dirty Bastard doesn't !

[qwerty8144]

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.

[mknbfm]

Let that dude earn his red wings!

[19Gui86]

ummmmmmmmm.... it doesnt have to be THAT good, as long as the girl is cute and i dont wake up realizing shes a monster i usualy go for seconds

[superinfinite88]

I think it's fuckin' hilarious when sky crosses his eyes to imitate women.

[integrafreak1]

Youre barefoot !!

[integrafreak1]

2:00 unused kids on your nuts.

[sean840840]

What happened to keeping the video thumbnails real?

[pollwoll]

So you on your period that don't bother me,

God gave me a stick to part the red sea.

[pollwoll]

I'd laugh so hard if one time when skyy does his little ritual at 0:10 he ripped the paper, ahah

[Chromostone]

is the sound off?

[DCsOrchid]

"I know blood splatter patterns when I see them..." LMAO Skyy you are so hilarious!

[fasdfaca]

intro was somewhat weird,

[TehBuda]

Dear ask the john,

0:08

How many times have you ripped the paper?

[TinyChubbyBuddies]

@TehBuda i was actually wondering that yesterday

[JosephCee]

xD I fuckin love skyy's theatrics!

[localtuber27]

Why is being on your period a bad thing? Thats exactly why I bought the thickest RED towels I could find!! problem solved

[dablckman]

I want seconds regardless

[FerociousAmbrosis]

nice intro

[MeloMellon]

I dont like the intro mate.. sorry lol =/

[BadassOtaku]

when the river runs red, take the brick road

[Sinz327]

@BadassOtaku u mean dirt road

[JasonNepster]

mother fucker where are your boxers? lol

[ObscureBeast]

How good? Squirt on me and round two is happening that day.

[carmodif]

I'm still 15... I'm just getting experience of some poon!

[tube4digger]

lame intro skyy , sorry dude..

[usdfghk]

that new intro is PIMP!

[nednarbb]

@usdfghk thats exactally what i was going to write untill i was your comment XD

[cimadgaline]

your not suppose to have sex on your period,,, can you say HPV, CERVICAL CANCER, INFERTILITY....AIDs, and host of other shit besides it being bloody

[pinkdragonflyx3]

When the river runs red you must give head =]

[sergon777]

I'm a 19 year old virgin, I don't care how good the girl is, so long as I get to lay pipe...

[boax02]

I'm 18 and in highschool where most of the girls are "under aged" and not legal what can i do ?

[sakonhagakure]

@boax02

do it anyways. the age difference is so small that the cops won't care unless the girl's dad pitches a bitch fit.

[Twinturbo120]

@boax02 Your fucked. Worst thing you can do is mess with underage chicks.

[cimadgaline]

@boax02 try college girls preferably freshmens

[Papawowmac]

Lol, 4:57, skyy is straight chillin with no shoes on.

[SoulStatement]

If you ever watched Dexter you would realize there is no way a person who does blood splatter forensics would ever confuse blood splatter for sex while having a period with anything else

Then again it is just a TV show

but it was a hilarious point LOL Skyy

[Sonncee]

lol a crime scene

[Dccole3214]

Chick: "hey Robert I have a boyfriend!"

Robert: "I have 2 goldfish"

Chick: "what?"

Robert: "Oh, I thought we were talking about things that weren't important!"

[Marmanandfriends]

lol intro!

[kelb89]

Get rid of that gay intro.

[SuperSurinder123]

@kelb89 It's actually quite good

[mexistache760]

"I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight" - MC Vagina

[ominous450]

this was the best ATJ yet

[liesder]

Seriourly could someone tell me what was the effing question that sir just posted?? All I heard was "How good does a sex have to be, for you to want to sscccjingss.."

[CesarMata17]

Sniff sniff.....it smells like a fcken abduction!!! Lmfao

[beepit95]

Damn, that intro's badass!

[MRMAGIC305X]

It doesn't have to be good! As Dirty Bastards we should always be DTF! It's in the Dirty Bastard's Code Book.

[letsgetverydrunk]

2:40 holy shit it's like i wrote the letter asking for advice! it's like wtf im in that exact same situation! it's a sign XD

[fewduh3]

Sky's girl impressions are making me gay :(

[xdoubledzx]

Skyy, stop making these goddamn misleading titles!

[Slayermagic]

intro sucks, ending is nice with the flames

[anderskittilsen]

how good it has to be? nomatter how good the dinner is, i still want desert!

[SocaTrain]

i'm starting to realize a lot of dudes think you have to make a girl your girlfriend in order to get poon. that is not true at all! Robert you dont have to get her to break up with her man, just run your game and judging from the walking home and exchanging numbers, you're gonna hit it anyway! just let her know( subtle or not) that you want her sexually

[iDaffy1]

@SocaTrain that is good advice but this guy sounds like he has been already been stuck in the freind zone so judging his skill on that I would have to disagree with you and tell him to just let this one go. A college is like a hot girl buffet don't waste your time with this chick.

[SocaTrain]

@iDaffy1 thats true, he's probably be in the friend zone already. and like you said college is full of hot, freaky girls so he should just be on the prowl instead of putting all this energy and time into this girl

[SocaTrain]

lmaooo@the 7-11 situation.

[henson]

to sky every girl is crossed eyes xD

[Pardinuz]

The intro looks like shit. You deserve better than that, skyy.

[sliyverinthesky]

sky spread the word od wisdom

[DCNTiki]

@RobertVest

Sky is right on this one. They will break up so I would start pushing it into sexual/flirty ways. Make her realize that her bf is so far from her that she needs the touch and support of you and then you got her. It's just messing with her emotions you Bastard.

[dooboy126]

The new intro is SICK bro!

[jrwinekone]

Only a true pilot fly in red sea and comes back with an red wing alive. Not everyone can do it.

[starsiderlestat]

Skyy yo, repeat the questions after the video. Sometimes these bastards mics suck!

[1lomme1]

Skyy I have a tip for you. Can you repeat the question of the day after they told it. Because I can't hear it right most of the times... they record it with potatoes or something.

[Dirtybird284]

The guy at the end needs a haircut

[1lomme1]

Nice intro Skyy !

[paulcmnt]

I dunno, the intro looks kitschy. The clap and 'Hola mi gente!' are better, imo.

[manuelschindler]

A real pirate also sets sail in the red sea.

[RattleheadAnthony]

@manuelschindler yes i dont fear the red hydra!

[cc17201]

@manuelschindler lots of dangers are in the Red Sea as well. Gotta strap up if you chancin it

[Kane69022]

was that fuckin carlton from fresh prince asking the question at the end?

[1manwreckingmachine1]

Great vid as always. Both girls in my book are usually off-limits. One gets banged by a unicorn, the other is Debbie Does Dallas. For the guys pursuing them, it will not end well.

[lurker8675309]

you should slow down with the impression man :P

[TubbyisBlue]

aint no friend zone up in THIS MOTHA FUCKA! ahhaa

[thedereleak]

Thats what shower sex is for, get it

[nahahaha100]

i know touching you is wrong but it feels so good ;D

[Kommerzman]

Hey Skyy I have to say I'm not really feeling the "new" ask the john... You used to answer the questions in a funny way but it was still a serious attempt. But for the last months its 90% only "sketches", impersonations and then just one or two senteces "do this or do that".

Dont get me wrong, I like the fun but thats not what the show is about (I think).

I kinda get the feeling that the people who ask the questions arent taken serious anymore and its just "show"...

Or am I just a past-lover?

[BulletToothPikey]

@Kommerzman i was thinking exactly the same thing. it's like the focus now is on skyy jus fucking around and not about actually answering the question

[Kommerzman]

@BulletToothPikey

yeah right? atj is kind of a big stage for his acting skills. But hey, I'll stick to it^^

[15kardozo]

SECONDS!!!! if I had ever have a first i'll cry of happyness

[kostasphil]

i can't resist touching you,i don't encourage you to become a bastard...Skyy WTF????

[checkacola]

Robert, my friend you are trapped in the friend zone!

[blingkid00]

good

[AlexZeBeast]

That intro was fucking slick man!

GOOOOOD SHIIIIT

Keep it man!!! :D

[FactoryRSV4]

LOL!!!! :)

[matzklim]

If it has a pussy, and is human, I'd bang it...

[midatlantic09]

@matzklim So you'd bang a 93 year old with incredibly saggy tits, a hunchback, and liver spots?

[matzklim]

@midatlantic09 yeah, wouldn't you ?

[EpicFknBrutality]

Chick in the thumbnail is so fuckin hot.

[JetsovrTaylor]

The intro of a Boss!!!

[Ldgarl1]

I decided to luck up that blue waflle comment and I damn near vomited!!!!!!!!! that shit is disgusting.

[timoback3000]

Slightly active not just laying there. Ball sucking is a major +

[speedymorales]

Whatever happened to doing the show in boxers brotha?

[TheDezmona]

She can lie like a sack of potatoes for all I care, poon is poon.

[Tarikan5]

Feel an orgasm, time to get seconds.

If I'm complaining about her performance, next!

[disagreeandyoudie]

that intro, so good

[siddalee2008]

Skyy... I hope to God you were joking about banging a hot chick who had just died. That's some fricken' sick shit right there, man.

[SkyyJohn2]

@siddalee2008 LOL

[chongQshaun]

Any pussy that isn't a blue waffle pussy deserves a second time !!! I mean look at skyy, he'd do a dead pussy!

[antony1397]

Lol i was in the QOTD XD

[velvelification]

period blood is smelly you know....

[mimique1111]

"you're a fucking champion!" :)

[bigblu2791]

as long as i cum, its good sex for me haha

[TheGamer2OoO]

AIN'T NO FRIENDZONE UP IN THIS MOTHAFUCKA!!! lmaoooooo

[rojayray]

skyy ur disgusting man!! who in their right mind would want to see a girl on her period!!! ewwwww

[Uatemydoodle]

nice intro

[jrwinekone]

A sex will be real good if she wasn't wearing your type of glasses. Just saying.

[FV312]

SkyyJohn your videos are brilliant, make me laugh everytime, keep it up! :D

[KaiserFlamberge]

ljugioikllknkl

[OMGWTFBBQTAKEASHIT]

The intro could've been a big longer

[OverdozHD]

I'm an asshole so I have sex once and never call.