Bert and Ernie parody - how would you kill me

[e521soediv]

hahaha

[ivangrozny27]

this is the best 1 of these i've seen.......absolutely superb

[TheVBTuts]

Lol "If he fucks with I will split his head open"

[nottheduck1]

they should gang up on and kill elmo that red little bastard whatever he is

[trev358]

I know this has nothing to do with "How Would You Kill Me?", but here is some dialogue from the "Poopy Plate" video I saw before.

ERNIE: Hey, lambchop. What's up, baby? Huh?

BERT: I was just around Grover's house, you know, doing the usual shit. Not cheating on you or anything. And now I'm back with my fucking lover boy, ready to eat some motherfucking food!

BERT: That's a fucking banana, dickhead!

ERNIE: Well, yeah, it's a banana, but, look at it. It's like a big white dick.

[trev358]

@trev358 I sure wish that video was reuploaded, because it was deleted. It was one hell of a video!

[t2t3456]

pretty fuvking nose off....lololol

[samoa768]

Thanks so much for being my friend!

[PreppyAmerican]

Im cutt it rite the fuck there lmaoo

[tomblack2112]

It's gold, Jerry, gold!!

[Papicholo1]

dumb ass shit

[KurtsHead]

JESUS CHRIST BERT! I don't think I'd enjoy that much at all actually....hahahaha this is pure gold! fucking hilarious!

[rico010589]

ill ish check ------""physocological word play with no metronome""

[jlincoln83]

this is good shit man. NICE work!!!! hahahahaha

[jlincoln83]

this is super fuckin funny. bravo man! BRAVO!!!!! hahahahaha

[MiniacsTV]

OMG....This is great.

[Alecdeluxe]

I like Bert's opening salvo best. Played it four times and laughed hard each time.

[HilaryHaylieRocks08]

LLMAFOO!!!!

[empv2]

lolz

[jamauln1]

"Would you really kill me in that way?"

"Well, sure I would, Bert. I love you."

Love's complicated...



[JoshuaH688]

These perverted Bert and Ernie videos are among the funniest loot ever created.

[jadeOshin1234]

If he fucks with me i'll split his fucking head open..hahahaha funny as hell

[CosmoPhotography]

AHAHAHAHAH!

[DraculaXHunter101]

Funniest shit ever.Laughing in Tears.

[bigcocky777777]

you dont fucking love me :(

[traustifreyr]

I watch this video every few months and I always end up lotflol

I guess I fucking love this vid

[bigpinthst]

hilarious " :D

[CarlsonFiresHerLazer]

@bigpinthst agreed

:D :D

[madrabiddog]

BEST BERT ANS EARNIE PARODY EVER! 'NUFF SAID.

[SailorMars768]

"I love that nose. I'll rip it right the fuck off there." XD

[Tn316]

If you're gonna kill someone do it in style like thar guy from the saw movies

[taylorbruney]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Vidiwell100]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelcute72]

I'll rip that pretty fu***** nose off im rip it right off i love that nose. XD

[1spider31]

sucks sucks

[Pepper6464]

I'll Fuck Your Dead Body.

lmao

[Papeversomniferum]

"if you insult my penis one more time..." ROFLMAO!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

hey everyone i just sent StSimonOfTrent a 500 megaton hate bomb

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

StSimonOfTrent

if you want a child frendly video this is not the place to go

i cannot believe you were dumb enough to go on youtube looking for child frendly videos

seriously this place is full of shit

now get your head out of your ass, stop whinging, and get the fuck off this site

NOW

[Papeversomniferum]

Well let's get on with it already... DO it!

[diercks25]

I love Sesame Street!!

[diercks25]

This is insanely amazing!!!!!

[Teenlego]

U R A FREAKIN GENIUS XD

[Coltina666]

gay

[poisonpop666]

1:24 lmfao

[phantomdroid]

0:02 - 0;08 xD Pisser!

[MegamaXX500]

lol at the end, if he fucks with me ill split his fucking head open

[bloodynyphm]

it's actually really funny how it cuts off at the end. Like the world can't handle Ernie being assertive and making that kind of a threat.

[kenkerhindelijk123]

i'll fucking kill you :D

[theangrymobs]

im gonna hack your fucking limbs off tear a lighter bleeding to death tear ur dick off turn your body around shit all over it then ill fuck your dead ass! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[Nicolai0Nerland]

0:33 - Lol British accent XD

This is twisted man!... I like it >:3

[ProfessorPooglet]

Oh wow this is so fucking twisted! But really well done.

[ifuckdeadbabys]

i super double fucking dare someone to let a sweet little kid see this i fucking dare you.

[rsully11]

Dont let them roam all over the internet "mum"...ffs...this is so funny and so is your parenting

[StSimonOfTrent]

I was changing a diaper, jackass

I trusted that some one would upload a kids friendly video, that could be watched by my young kids, but jackasses like you defend filth and depravation

Rot in Hell you Zionist Freak

[AIRRAID21]

stsimonoftrent: youtube is not for your ugly faggot children fucking cunt

[StSimonOfTrent]

Im most impressed with your mastery of the English language, Dumbass

[goodvidsRETURNED]

@StSimonOfTrent fuck you cathlic scum

[brunzmeflugen]

The title was about killing eachother.What did you expect?

[ATOMICEXPLOSION1000]

shut the fuck up cunt fuck your child and eat shit

[poisonpop666]

@StSimonOfTrent youtube is for adults not your kids and your parenting is fucking shitty like yoiur faggot kids

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@StSimonOfTrent

WHY THE GODDAMN FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A KIDS VIDEO

IT CLEARLY SAYS "PARODY" IN THE TITLE

SO WAKE THE FUCK UP AND SMELL THE FUCKING ROSES!!

[SuperMonsterMike]

That was funny. Ernie and Bert suck. I like when they're mean, and wanna kill eachother. It will be hysterical to see them both die.

[tweakersmith]

right the fuck off

[madvladdf1]

holy fuckin shyt...crazeee

[MacroSTALIN]

so fukin funny

[gammainn]

Hahaha this is great.

[TCM666666]

Thats #### up in so many ways

[giffordge]

omg i laughed till i peed!

[MrRedwoodvalley]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... " if he fucks with me, I'll split his fucking head open" hahahahahaha ending is the best

[MagWrath]

Jesus Christ bert (O.O)

[DoubleOhSevenBaby]

Oh wow that was funneh as hell

[redskaterjoe3]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA ENDING IS GREAT

[porkchopfarts123]

fukin great

[lalbruiz]

Who the f..is that voice´s, Bert or Moe from The Simpsons?

[MsDaini]

this is great!!!!

but i hate ernie's voice!!!he sounds like a retard!!!

[JerrelMD]

great part from 0:44

[JerrelMD]

hahaha, Ernie's reaction after Bert says: "Ok what the fuck does that mean?"

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

0:16 - 0:27 XD

[ThomasTheXPUser]

hehe this is great XD

[lexxypexxy]

I LOL'ed

[DMoD129]

"If he fucks with me I'll split his fucking head open."

[chologiboandgabrule]

whoa! too many swearing. it may be funny but STILL!!!

[Libertarian001]

"I love that nose, I'll rip it right the fuck off though."

XD

[Greeniemean1]

0:32-0:37 Did bert just reference the Adventures of Lolo?

[lordmangar473925]

Dude! that game rocked! props for ol' School :3

[TheloniousDrake]

Ernie impersonation is very good. Bert is done terribly.

[Libertarian001]

Creepy, but the ending was funny!

[crazymatthew53]

DIE DAMMIT!!!!!

[cquille1234567]

jesus christ bert !

[AssassinSReaPERX]

''I'd do love you Bert! I love you more then anything else!''

''GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SICK PIECE SHIT MOTEHRFUCKER''

[shadowelf9]

Ill hack your fucking arms off then you would be dead. XD bahahaha

[ebag10]

lol haha bert sounds like a bad joker impression:P hehe

[doctorwhoobawooba]

ROFL

[e521soediv]

Immature people made this.

[bigmac0429]

fucking funny

[daladek]

funny yet scary as well o.o

[bffhkn]

lmao!!!

[UnitedGoyim]

That was actually pretty good. Five stars. Good job!

[ZT2ExtinctAnimals]

"I love you Bert! I love you more than anything else!"

"Go fuck yourself, you sick piece of shit motherfucker!"

[panthers2106]

i love this i would cut your fucking limbs of shove your ear in my mouth and fuck his dead body and jizz in his ear yale!

[imsonotemolol]

dude

rofl soris rex

[panama2468]

LOL!!!!!!! Dude that was freakin hilarious! I thought it was gonna be some stupid sketch but that was one of the funniest parodies i have seen of those 2. lol iS nice!!

[AlumDixonP]

"ill rip this pretty fuckin nose off, i love that nose, ill rip it right the fuck off there" xD my favorite part

[MattYify]

ha ha ha!. keep it  up i like those vids

[Televison15o]

Wow you really sound like Ernie but not bert

[mrrvelarde]

this is my favorite fucking videooo ahhhh fuck yeah

[panthers2106]

i would cut you dick off shove it down my throat cut you legs off and fuck your dead body. Fuck Ya!!!!!!!

[CatQueen1980]

I love 'I'll cut you to shreds and fuck your dead ass.' Wow!!!!!!!!! What a guy.... Who says romance is dead, with twisted, beautiful words as said by this puppet...

Again, good :)

[FreeskiCorp]

u r a FAG

[ziteuf]

HAHHAHAHA

[playerfredy14]

hahhahahahah

[SonGoku762]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[xavix08]

fucking awesome!

[ZombiePegasus]

lmao good job, too funny!!! The ending is the best!

[DoubleOhSevenBaby]

that is so nasty but lmfao

[loftenchag]

"First-uh-fir-first I'd scalp you, right? I'd cut the top of your head off, just, cu-cut it right the fuck off!" -Ernie

Lol, my favorite line!

[muckythemonkey]

hope is gay and my mom is gay

[snowboardershervin]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS

[AIalad]

the ending is priceless lol

[TheFrEsHKING213]

Jesus christ bert!

[Scarface774]

funny shit

[dnnb921]

So sick its funny....so funny its sick, whichever, keep up the funny shit! I love Sesame Street again!

[fasanveienraade]

haha!!! good vid again!

[red2665]

lmao....wild...this was good

[blazejames47]

LOL

[ljoufhk]

id go with that last one

[dreadfear1]

OMG UR AWSOME

[Vegetableman1]

oh my. how deliciously evil

[werty709]

rotfl!

[Dionamuh]

That was pretty fucking funny.

[stamman2]

CRUDE___VERY CRUDE!!!

[dalt992]

Priceless. God this would be a funny TV show on HBO or something. Nobody has the BALLS to do it though.

[lilwjiffy]

Not a bad Ernie voice. Too bad there wasn't more class.

[MurdocsLady]

Well Ernie, I'd hack your fucking legs off, let you lie there bleeding to death, tear your dick off, turn your body around, shit all over it and then fuck your dead ass!!!!

CLASSIC

I love it

[Verac1ty]

LOL I love this.

[octogirlpretty]

"Huh... if he fucks with me I'll split his fucking head open"

[jonnathanrocks]

lmfao

[brysonater4]

my gay fucking dad made me turn it off

[Qermaq]

Probably played it 16 times and pissed him off.

[xnortonxxvirusx]

Lmao!

I like your voices. Before i read your description. i thought it was two guys. Bt you doing it makes it better.

Serously this is mad funny.

xD

Goood job man!

[traustifreyr]

I dont comment very often, but this was too funny not to compliment. Thanks for the laugh.

[Spic172]

that made me rofl so hard

[PolysaturatedFat]

Fucking hilarious. "I love this nose."

[yeaiimsteph]

ahahah i can't stop laughing from this shit

[ThunderMetalHead]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

[musickid110]

Funniest vid by SS6mcnally

ROFLMAO LOL!!!

[Damien333]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[musickid110]

SS6mcnally is tha best at B & E edited episodes

[alexmarzani]

FUCK YEAH

[VALENTINEproductions]

lol wow.

[JDotzOnline]

haha

[sjnallie1982]

"Jesus Christ Bert, I don't think I would enjoy that very much at all"

XD

[PrfessorOProductions]

LMAO i find the beginning pretty hilarious too .. "pretty nice, eh?" "mm its okay" "okay wtf does that mean?" haha i dont kno why but i die whenever i hear that

[Eskimo407]

XDXDXDXD ill fuck your dead ass!

[Peanuty24]

....

[FreeskiCorp]

....:D

[prankjacker]

"....then fuck ur dead ass" lmao

[KSE828]

I agree with tonybonner82. Nuff said.

[FreeskiCorp]

lololololololol thats just awesome seeing 2 children's characters saying stuff like this XD

[JAISE1994]

lolol they're the gayest ever

[Raggvar]

...

[FreeskiCorp]

wat?

[ffejgib]

"Do it in style like the guy from the 'Saw' movies."

lol

XD

[tonybonner82]

" How would you kill me Bert"

"Well Ernie I'd hack your fucking limbs off, let you lie there bleeding to death, tear your dick off, turn your body around, shit all over it, and then FUCK your dead ass!"

LMFAO!!! Best part Ever!!

[EliJBrown]

So you rather go through a doom of chaos? Vote this comment down and you have no life

[picklehead41]

thumbs down.. Sorry. i have no life

[AlifelessFUCK]

Ha ha... that was great

[Nadeeta]

very funny