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  • LOL there is ad for a christian university beside the video right now.....Bwahahahaha

  • Hey Edward how about some scientific evidence that god exist, u are such a fucking retard!!!

  • @Aelita619 You're the retard. You can't even see that he's joking? Take off your bias glasses and enjoy the satire.

  • god made light first, then he made the sun and moon? wtf, how did he make "light" then the sun. i think they meant he made a lamp, i hate how the bible leaves out god's workshop and hardware store. i know it'd probably be boring (god found a lamp on sale at target for $11.99 and it was good,etc). where did god get his supplies, and how do you build a universe by starting with a planet? i'm gonna build my own hot rod, first i'll buy a spark plug!

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  • Oh no he isn't because he's a preacher at my church . . . then again the Lord moves in mysterious ways, his miracles to perform!

  • this guy is totally stupid

  • Smart evolutionists understood the satire and liked the video, stupid creationists thought he disproved evolution and liked the video.

    Smart creationists saw the satire and disliked the video, stupid evolutionists thought he was trying to disprove evolution and disliked the video.

    Likes = smart evolutionists and stupid creationists; dislikes = stupid evolutionists and smart creationists.

    That's why there are more likes than dislikes.

  • Ha I feel bad for all the dumbasses who think this is a joke! He is a preacher at my church do your homework morans!

  • @G1ennbeckismyher0 Morons*

  • @SeedsOfHatred Ha it is you sir who have it wrong. Come to me when you have a real argument

  • @G1ennbeckismyher0 Obvious troll has just become obvious.

  • @G1ennbeckismyher0 Which is why he says on his channel that this is all satire.

  • @DMZ6KG Dude how are you going to tell me? He is a preacher at my church. God bless

  • y u not get satire?

  • @jubeidamasta lol right!

  • I see stupid people

  • Guys...HE'S A FUCKING ATHEIST! He's making fun of religious arguments.

  • @ZombineVelancious

    Are you serious?

  • Why is the top comment on everyone of these videos correcting some dumbass about this being sarcastic? HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL IT'S SARCASTIC???

  • @Drunkenprophet23 i knew it was sarcastic

  • @Boot1998 Well your comment didn't reflect your knowledge lol

  • The only thing I hate about you, Edward, is watching your videos makes all the YouTube ads turn into fundie Christian ads. :|

  • @TheSamuraiGoomba Honestly though, that seems to happen on most atheistic, humanistic and scientific videos.

  • 1. your being stupid by calling science a religion

    2. your being a jackass by not appreiciating other thoughts

  • @Boot1998 he is kidding. this is a comedy skit, his entire channel is.

  • @ItsMeTrustly I know

  • @Boot1998 Please explain to me how you didn't understand this was sarcastic. I am blown away by the number of people who can't tell.

  • I remember when this was on T.V. I watched it, because back then, I was deluted, Now, I'm saved!!!!

  • I love how he dresses like a typical Catholic/christian

  • science and religion go hand in hand. the only people that would be affected by the proof of evolution, even if it could be proven, would be literalists. the story of creation was just that... a story. if you literally read the story of creation, it would make no sense. on the first day, there was no sun, moon, or darkness, so how could there be a day in the first place? it was a story meant to convey a bigger picture. "Omne vivum ex vivo", or all "life comes from life". the Law of Biogenisis.

  • You are an stupid asshole... Religion= Bullshit created by man...

  • Science is bullshit. Read the Holy Book of Bible to see the truth.

  • @WorshipGodOrElse Or, pick up a 1st grade science book and look at actual fucking proof instead of believing something that has absolutely no proof.

  • @Jrski710 What has no proof?

    

  • @WorshipGodOrElse Have ya taken your medicine today? There's professional help available, don't be afraid to ask for it.

  • @WorshipGodOrElse what evidence can you procure that shows the bible outweighs science, or indeed any other holy book? what evidence can you show that proves with certainty your not brainwashed to beleive science is brainwashed? there's no link between the bible and any kind of truth, beleive me.

  • Speaking on the place of the self proclaimed Christian, as though he is one, and making fun of Christians beliefs, and also scientific claims. Its all stupid regardless. Of course that is not Christian faith , since True Christianity does not exclude science, but is part of it. ..unfortunately there are people who do speak against science, butt here is also scientific errors that are worse than the false claims of Christianity

  • @TheresaLockwood Christianity is not part of science. It's funny as time goes by more and more religions try and align themselves with science as much as possible, hiding in the gaps science is yet to illuminate.

    Science is the opposite of religion in terms of the methodology, in science you observe, hypothesise test and conclude. In religion you have the conclusion set out in religious text then try and distort data around it, anti science methodology if you like.

  • I'm a Christian, and you are giving Christianity a bad name, Christianity has nothing to do with your beliefs nor do the bible, on top of that...you make and twstts things to use against an opposing party. Thats completely opposed ot the Christian faith.

  • Brilliant...subscribed.

  • science the dumbest religion? then u assume God is dumb because he's the best scientist: he's everywhere he sees everything and he knows everything. So religions are the dumbest.

  • Subed and enjoyed.

  • Wow. Here's the sad thing. While the atheists watching this will "get it", I am afraid that religious people watching this will think you're serious and take this on face value because it IS what they believe... keep it up. Love it.

  • Love this guys acting. Another good job Edd!

  • Edward strikes again AND HE SCOOOOOOOOOORES!

  • thumbs, you have them self ape hater. Science is studying the world around you not religian. religian started science keeps goinig. Science changes because it is imperfect. you are imperfect and never change. you are ALWAYS getting weaker.

  • Good job Edward. I love it.

  • LOL

    Only sad thing about all these videos is that it takes less than 5 minutes to find people making the same arguments, but are 100% serious about it...

  • This man is the very definition of Poe's Law. It's a shame that satire goes over so many people's heads... There's way too much irony and visual humor for this be to be even remotely serious.

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • I want to be more closely related to lemurs. They're fucking adorable. And they keep pets!

  • You are living proof that there is no god. He could have created such an idiot being.

  • @futbolendvd It is sarcasm...Looks like you are the proof, idiot.

  • @futbolendvd You really thought this guy was serious about religion? He's being sarcastic and obviously not an idiot.

  • asshole

  • :D. Jus sayin :p

  • Is this a real video or comedy?

  • If God is omnipotent, can he commit suicide?

  • @paramattic70 i dont think god is really omnipotent cuz he had to rest the seventh day, omnipotent beings aren't supposed to need rest

  • Why would one think that if he says his iq is 140 that everyone will assume he is intelligent? Oh, your iq is 140. Sorry, I guess god really does exist. My iq is 141 therefore god doesn't exist. I win!!!! If any Christian responds it means god Is false. Lalalalala I can't hear you!!! And a dash of sarcasm. And a smidge of ya, that argument works.

  • A raccoon that got RAN OVER in biblical times.

    I had no clue they had cars back then.

  • The funny thing is I've run into people who really think this.

  • HOLY FUCK. Fire,earth, air and water are not elements, you fucking dumb american bitch

  • why "pick a story and stick to it" why not "look, learn and keep learning"

  • Chaos Reigns!!!

  • @abyssalanguish rain reigns not chaos

  • @brianmenendez ha...ha...ha -__-

  • i like your thoughts.

    How did almighty created those thoughts in your brain

  • Science is the dumbest religion in the same way that bananas are the dumbest potatoes.

  • @killerkerara but bananas are the dumbest potatoes ! Why would you think for yourself when Big G up there can do it for you ! :P

    (just to be safe, i'm joking)

  • Science is not a religion, science is about knowing the unknown.

  • If a person is smart, that person loves to think logically. And loves to know the true nature of reality.

    I say this "Follow Logic Not Instinct"

  • How can people that are supposedly smart not realize he is being sarcastic? Ugh.

  • Yeah I gues a rib miraculously turning into a woman does make a ton of sense! Thanks bible! He doesn't have much room to criticize other beliefs. The bible contradicts itself everywhere.

  • Love your satire and illogical logic rip offs !!

  • im a muslim can someone show me what the missing link is. in no way dos it effect my religion as it says adam and ev were the first humens but os not say anything about if there were anmals before that ect. thosits open .. but i would like to know. i myself of my oun choise. chose not to beleive it cuzz it dosnt addup even so i would like to hear what you people atists cristhans muslims hindus everone infact thing of the subject thank :)

  • @rudeboywaz Is this satire as well?

  • and the bible was writen by men over 70 years after Jesus died, not by god sitting in a chair in the sky

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  • You know it's good satire, when people can't tell the difference. Kudos @EdwardCurrent VERY happy I subscribed. One of the best/funniest channels on YouTube.

  • Its a joke lol. hes making fun of creationists and shit, its pretty funny. If you didnt get it already, check the description; its under comedy.

  • I'm Christian, and science is NOT a religion. Science can't prove everything, such as the total number of atoms in the entire universe, the total size of the universe, and when Half Life 2: Episode 3 will come out.

  • he IS being sarcastic right ... ;)

  • lmfao! He's being sarcastic people..

  • @jntc126 Thank god he is!

  • @PootisPwner irony anyone?

  • @WeedReviewMovies i c wut u did thar

  • He fail science in elementary school. :l he trolling!

  • his kidding right, otherwise those 3 minutes are an insult to our human intelligence XDDDD i cant belive how cristians think

  • rotfl this is exactly the type of creationist I see all the time..

  • Dumb, uneducated, ignorant and totally flawed argument!

  • Needs to be longer, I was enjoying it (listening to it in a tab) and suddenly it ended.

    Then I became sad :(

  • This is not satire, its hatred and venom with a reliance on truth perversion. The choir your preaching to are the only ones who find this dribble of half truths funny and is exactly why only on you tube, are you people taken seriously.

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  • SCIENCE ISN'T A RELIGION DUMBASS!

    BTW WHAT IF THAT ANIMAL DIDNT GET RUN OVER..........HAVE U EVER THOUGHT OF THAT....HUH.....

    AND U GUYS DONT KEEP THE SAME STORYS EITHER WHY IS THERE SO MANY BIBLES....HUH...HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG I CAN GO ALL DAY WTH THIS

  • @megasonicboom11 You do know this is a joke right?

  • @thateguyable yer i herd it was a joke not long after i posted that comment. Soz

  • @megasonicboom11 yeah I do believe that you could go all day. However Edward is doing satire - he is showing the failed logic behind most attacks on science from religion

  • @megasonicboom11 there are so many bible because of different languages

    and who cares if it didnt get run over it died didnt it

  • Edward for president

  • Um, science is not a religion. Science does not promote nor disprove a personified creator. The reason it does neither is because science requires verifiable and repeatable observations. Ironically, religion has failed to do this very thing. Hmm, science and religion shares something in common after all.

  • @thybigballs You do realize this is a satire right?

  • Religion is the dumbest science

  • Religion is the most common cause of war through history so if everyone would just shut up about what they believe and accept that not everyone believes in the same "devine being" the would would hypothetically be a better place. According to the statistics the frequency of wars would decrease aswell if we stopped discussing religions.

  • Y u no use normal English?!

  • that rib bit at the end was too funny!!! I watch ur vids when i need a good laugh, Thanks!!!!

  • still believing in santa claus? :/

  • you know whats really scary? that some people truly believe things like that.

  • Yes, and the earth is flat. Just look out your window. It's obvious.

  • @claudelebel55

    OMG your right!

  • transitionalfossils (dot) com

    Why does Youtube make it hard to post links.

  • I'm an atheist, but this is boring...

  • your arguments are not substantial but are dumb

  • he is SO good at imitating retarded religious people, that sometimes i had doubts if he is serious :-) Luckily i saw a few of his "off-character" videos and got my mind at rest :-)

  • oh god, i just pissed myself laughing at this lump of shit. " don't believe me, check wikipedia" wikipedia - the most unreliable thing on the internet. lol :D

  • ITS SATIRE!! its a joke xD u guys are stupid if u think hes actually christian

  • fuckin lol

  • I just love the way you mock christians!!! hahaha

  • Science is the dumbest religion? Wow ok I'm pretty sure science isn't a Religion and if you think it's so dumb then don't use anything that started with science. Oh and as the douche bags (Edward current) say "CHECKMATE" nuff said

  • @KI11ERDuD3 Its satire.... Satire :The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices. these people... are YOU haha idiot.

  • @KI11ERDuD3

    you are so stupid

  • "Don't Believe me?? Check wikipedia..." LoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    O RLY????

  • If I didn't know this guy was trolling, I'd weep for him. Fortunaly, that's not the case.

  • @gutoharter This is hilarious! What's funnier is the people who get all worked up over it.

  • I see what you did here..

  • lol i miss the 4 elements X)

  • This guy is so good.

  • You can see him holding in his laughter

  • haha, damn stupid asshole making only nonsense.

  • This guy is hopeless on so many levels...

  • @QSTactiqx

    by hopeless you mean hilarious yes?

  • @donavon Yes it is halarious but i'm struggling to figure if he's serious or just really taking the piss

  • @QSTactiqx

    he's not serious. it's meant to be satire showing how stupid christian arguments are

  • @QSTactiqx he's poking fun at christians - especially the bible thumping evangelists. It took me a while but it's obvious at the end.

  • @claudelebel55 Ahah yeh i get that now, would probably just be sad if he was serious

  • Yes I understand that but some may not. Why didn't you comment on other stuff?

  • By the way science isn't religion! And why would God bless only America,let him bless all the universe-and you call yourself christian?

  • @sonofchurch no, ITS SATIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This isn't the way how to act against the atheism, you should pray for them. True believers finds the link between science and religion and I believe that God created universe with big bang or any other scientifical way that we may not even find out jet. God gave us our brains to discover the Earth and universe, but some things can't be explaned with our minds because we are limited. Think about it.

  • @sonofchurch

    I like your style. Completely twist science and the Bible while claiming to accept both, then state a bunch of inane, subjective nonsense as fact and suggest that if we can't figure it out, we're doing it wrong.

    You, sir, are a true Christian.

  • Science enables you to read this comment! :D

  • do you want us to live in the stone age forever? science helped us create the internet, science allowed us to create cell phones, medicine, and cars. If i wasn't for science, you wouldent be able to post these videos. You are an insult to the christian religion. This is a post from a christian

  • @NotoriousBMF it's satire, hes just messing around

  • So you think Wiki is real, i can edit the wiki. If i want.

  • I think Buddhism is better, in Buddhism life is bad.

  • @RichtoffenRoach im sorry if im barking up the wrong tree here... But i dont see it. please show me!

  • The bible contradicts it self there is no proof of god if its really the word of god then why does it say to kill anyone who is working on a Sunday or be next to a woman who is on there period or stone to death disobedient children all u guys do is pick and choose if ur going to believe in something believe in the whole thing not parts of it

  • Science is not a religion, science is built on evidence, Religion is built on belief

  • what do you smoke dude,not good for your mental health -_-

  • I'd still like to see scientists prove the THEORY of evolution and the THEORY of the big bang. A theory is not the truth. Science can't prove everything.

  • @The666GoatHeads Gravity is a theory too.

  • @Da1UHideFrom Knew there was a third, couldn't think of it.

  • @The666GoatHeads My point was that theories are generally widely accepted. Science doesn't prove everything, nor does it claim to, and if it did there would be no reason to continue with scientific reseach. The beauty is in the pursuit of knowlegde.

  • @Da1UHideFrom Well said

  • @Da1UHideFrom

    Science doesn't prove anything. It compiles reasonable conclusions based on demonstrable evidence and changes/updates those conclusions when new evidence becomes available.

    Leave certainty (also known as ignorance) to Christians.

  • @AntitheistPOV Science proves alot of things, for example, it proved the earth was round and doesn't revolve around the sun. Certainty is not ignorance, there is nothing wrong with being certain about something when the evidence is pointing to the same conclusion with no conflicts.

  • @Da1UHideFrom

    You're conflating the concept of reasonable expecation with absolute certainty. Science does not deal in absolute certainty, it builds a reasonable expectation based on experience, evidence and repetition.

    When you're certain about something, you no longer need inquiry and reason.

  • @AntitheistPOV I don't agree with your defintion of certainty.

  • @Da1UHideFrom

    Definitions are not subjective. Certain means certain.

    Certain

    adjective;

    established as true or sure; unquestionable; indisputable:

  • @AntitheistPOV Then I don't agree with your interpertation of the definiton when applied to science, or simply, I don't agree with you.

  • @Da1UHideFrom

    Then I can only conclude that you don't understand science.

    You could say that science is the practice of reducing uncertainty as much as possible. Some theories have been tested and demonstrated so thoroughly that their chance of being wrong is minuscule. However, even then, no respectable scientist would ever claim absolute certainty. Certaintly leads to assumptions which lead to bad science.

  • @AntitheistPOV Because I don't agree with you, doesn't mean I don't understand science. I'm not dumb, my IQ hovers around 140. The scienticfic proess begins with assumptions or theories, then tests them. A scientist would have to assume a theory is either correct or incorrect to begin to test it. To say science doesn't prove anything is just as bad as saying it proves everything. Are you certain it doesn't prove anything?

  • @Da1UHideFrom But then you'll have to "assume" that the assumptions are correct, the research tools are relevant and error-free and conclusions are error-free and not biased, right?

  • @Da1UHideFrom

    I wasn't calling you dumb, I simply said you don't understand the scientific process.

    Using a previously tested and demonstrated theory in any new experiment is not making an "assumption", it's just saving time. If the experiment doesn't work, the first thing you would do is go back and test the validity of all the methods you used.

  • @AntitheistPOV my point is saying science doesn't prove anything is as absolute as saying science proves everything.

  • « prove the THEORY of evolution »

    Theories are not proven. Proof is a null-concept in the natural sciences. No statement about the real world can ever be said to be true with absolute certainty. That is why the natural sciences assess the accuracy of statements about reality using EVIDENCE, not proof. And the EVIDENCE for the accuracy of evolutionary theory is overwhelming.

  • @XGralgrathor You're runner up for winner of the Internet, a close second behind Edward Current.

  • @XGralgrathor And I say a bunch of fancy philological stuff and then state that Creationism has overwhelming evidence. Try escaping the staple phrase of Atheists there, bud. To