How To Tell a Joke

[echostar900]

Press...

1: yourself

2: pose

3: GUNS!

4: mm chewy

5: must...step on banana peel

6: brows

7: record

8: THE HOOK!

9: smile!

[samantha3865]

press 6 alot to get eyebrow

[plant378]

Lol keep pressing 1:03

[L4drocker]

Search in google to find a Joke.

[3CardMonteMaster443]

how to tell a joke

you will need:a joke

step 1:read the joke

[stevesmakmanofficial]

hmm oke soo you will need yourself soo If annyone sees me before i'm back please keep me here

[Wall9K]

I think experience would suffice to making jokes without going through such a complicated process that doesn't make it sound like rocket science.

[imdamasta11]

you will need: yourself... oh fuck i'll have a hard time finding that shit...

[MeAndMyKitties]

how about u come up with one on the spot its easy i do it everyday

[MeAndMyKitties]

the stooges

[jacmaster12]

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[bxxch10]

There was an ugly buss that only carried ugly people. One day the bus crashed and everyone was killed. Before they went into heaven, God granted them each 1 wish. The first person wished to be beautiful, God said "and so it shall be" The next person wish the same thing, and again, He granted it. This continued until it got to the very last guy, who was laughing his ass more and more until the front of the line. When God asked "What is you wish?" The man replied "just make them all ugly again"

[m2ngur]

@bxxch10 lol ;D i really laughed ;D

[CupcakeSparklyMouse]

you will need:

Yourself.

seriously? where am i supposed to get this? D:

[CryceandBrory]

Wait a second. I don't have a friend. Forever Alone...

[HPman213]

here's a joke- "So I went to the dam to go dam fishing but the dam man said I couldn't go dam fishing so I said I just wanted to catch some dam fish but the dam man said I couldn't catch any dam fish."

[JKBPP]

Hey Howcast do you want to hear a joke?

You.

[LazyLonerLayla]

Blonde jokes. They work ALL the time. My friends love em' XD

[TheKiNgChArLeS24]

if people will actually do this to tell a joke then they need to go fishing or something cause this is just sad

[jeffhardyisepic]

uuum...where do i get a yourself?

[MsDancer0998]

...Why would you go to all this trouble to make a joke?

[CrazyChicVids]

You will need:

A friend

....Fuck.

[Oreos2332]

0:15 that's what she said

[bubblyboo132]

when ever i want to know what somebody is like, i always look at their necks

[kalvan5]

*How to tell a joke"

Nock Nock

Whos there?

Me, I kill you.

[dinmorerengeit]

@kalvan5 you sir, suck.

[KristNovoselik]

@dinmorerengeit

I agree

[nelsonr12]

@kalvan5 thats keel

[xoSMILEitskellixo]

1:51.

that girl needs to shave her beard...

[zaharius69]

random fact- did you know that you can polish shoes with the inner side of a banana peel.

[rosebush9000]

i just wanted to tell a joke, not to work so much on it. i rather just be quiet than do all that crap

[Funnerism]

This video itself is a joke.

[GABRO515]

How To Tell a Joke:

You will need yourself

Wow no shit!

[TheHcomment]

i got a joke for you.........dane cook suck(rim shot)

[btbros11]

who would do all dat to tell a joke

[lxXRazorXxl]

How to tell a joke step 1 tell the fuckin joke

[Specever]

I don't have any friends.

[HeyThereHoneyBear]

he's adorable. i wouldn't care if he could tell a joke or not...

[rogman1000]

Where can i buy a myself?

[hooversom]

I have a tape recorder but not myself, what do i do?

[Autobot2476]

theres a guy at our school named giorgio he needs to watch this cause when someone tells a good joke he copys it and saids he made that joke up

[Autobot2476]

theres a guy at our school named giorgio he needs to watch this cause when someone tells a good joke he copys it ang saids he made that joke up

[ohyeas1]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "Ok, now what?"

[hawktiger325]

who has pipes going through their walls

[wantedwanted21]

wanna hear a joke ?

-lady gaga+justin bieber+rebecca black

[kjenkins87]

how to tell a joke.

you will need: a joke

step 1: tell your joke

[dontgettocomfortable]

You would need : YOURSELF . oh i didnt know that -________-

[ModdingYourLife]

when you were born your mum took one look at you and tryed to push you back in

[1w0ntb4ckd0wn]

threre are 4 cows in a meadow. 1 mother and 3 babies.the first baby walk up o the mom and asked "mom why is my name daisy?" the mother said"because a baby fell on your head when u were born" the second cow walks up to the mom and says "mom why is my name rose?" the mom said "because a rose fell on your head when you were born" the third cow walks up to the mom and sais "ahbfbgrb" the mom said "Shut up cynderblock!"

[earweatwry46u7uy5i68]

A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision.Amazingly, they survived.

As they crawl from the wreckage,the man notices that the woman is attractive.She turns to him and gushes,'We shoud'nt have survived that it must be a sgin that we were meant for each other!' 'And look!'she countinues,'my bottle of wine is still intact, its another sgin! let us drink to our love!'

'OK!' the man said and drinks half of the bottle and hands back 'Your turn'

"nah, i'll wait for the police.'shesay

[AndrewAMMay]

yayyyyy i can be funny now..

[whitetiger769]

dave chapelle tould the best joke called the nigga family

[littleprincess6100]

all that for ONE joke? really?

[LoveSNSDCNBlue]

Oh no! I left " Yourself" and " Friend " at my car

[TheSTARWARSFREAK1]

I'm sorry, I just never thought ANYONE would actually take notes from the three stooges!!! It's just to damn funny!!!

[coolchickof2011]

what is sober

[DazzleSpawn]

thumbs if the crooked fucking lamp pissed you off

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@DazzleSpawn perfect example! be random- keep the audience on their toes!

[TheMrStephenator]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[whitetiger769]

@TheMrStephenator lol

[faithlessaura]

dont practice any jokes. that's the best... Scripted jokes are not good.

[fun2bwith2day]

just make weird fart noises. for some reason that's funny to some people

[cuppycake708]

dame preparing to tell a joke is more work than preparing for school or a job

[cuppycake708]

0:01

[cupcakegurls909]

dang!!i wouldn't care if he was as funny a an old lady falling!i think he is too cute to not like!!!!!!

[GhostStrikeForce]

Im still wandering what happened after a chicken walked into a bar...

[DoctorWazabi]

Russell Peters watched this video before becoming a comedian

[awesomenoelle]

its that hard to tell a joke?

[MrMatthewUnger]

This is WAAAY to in depth.

[jillstillrules169]

this is alot of work for telling a joke

id rather wait til someone actuallys says something random

its funnier >o>

[SMAnerfProduction]

The best joke ever according to this video,is:Two hunters were walking through the woods,suddenly,one collapses!Well naturely the other calls 911 and tells the operator"I think my friend is dead!"The operator says"Okay,now the first thing is to make sure he's dead okay?"A few seconds later,the operator hears a gun shot.The mans voice comes on the other line and says"Okay,now what?"

And that's the joke

ALL HAIL THE GOOGLE!

[smitty618]

If you need to actually watch a video on how to tell a joke, don't bother because you're not funny

[hawkeyalien]

this video is a joke

[EmilySingsLove]

here's a joke! knock knock! stop saying those knock knock jokes!!!!! im not i just wanna get in the house!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[mexyham]

step 1: watch Gabriel Iglesias

step 2: quit your bitching

[wolfkiller8888]

heres an joke knock knock. whos there? penis. penis who? do you hwae balls for me? ha ha ha??

[123qwe247]

just donot say any joke

good idea ha

[MsStarburstChic]

howcast should make a video on how to be funny

thumbs up this comment k

[5jerry1]

I was drinking in a bar one night when I saw two priests and a rabbi walk in; I thought "This HAS to be some kind of joke!"

Counting in Haiku: one, two, three, four, five...six, sev-ven, eight, nine, ten, e...lev-ven, twelve, thirteen.

Why did the hen lay the egg? The rooster wasn't in the mood.

"...Well it's either septuplets, or that thirty-pound ovarian cyst is acting up again..."

Jewish-owned brewery product: "Hebrew."

[pivotDX123]

forever alone

[DasJayell]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[LPSrainbow7]

@DasJayell hahahahahahaahhahahahaahaha

[randomnessnstuff]

@DasJayell OMG best fucking joke ever! I laughed my ass of

[MrJonbutrint]

@DasJayell hhhaahahhaha elies jokes

[elizabeth18182004]

u got that from elis dirty jokes

[icymaple98]

@DasJayell i heard that from from ellis dirty jokes...........

[treinfan122345]

@DasJayell thats not really funny (it could be me that i have no sense of humor)

[staboymalibu94]

@treinfan122345 no that really was not funny. it's not u.

[treinfan122345]

@staboymalibu94 oh thx

[WyvernVII]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  -Worlds Funniest Joke by Spike Miligan

[letsgolefties]

Roflysatt

[haircutbob2]

@thepoptropicafan Lol... No, you are stupid for believing that I was being serious. I know what a friend and a school is.

[haircutbob2]

@thepoptropicafan What the hell is a school?!

[haircutbob2]

@thepoptropicafan What do you mean you hope it's not true? I just wanna know where I can get one. I've never heard of them.

[Squidgington]

This is more like how to completely kill a joke!

[Baris3447]

In soviet Russia Jokes Tell YOU!!!

[haircutbob2]

@Baris3447 In Soviet Russia you get decapitated for not SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!

[MochizMuM]

That guy is hot so id laugh at anything he told me to! even if that means his small but sexy ego!

[Beastmast3r5254]

WOAH!!!! u need yourself?! who woulda thought of tht? Sides, if u needa rehearse a joke, ur pretty hopeless...

[GreekAsianPanda]

I always stutter while saying the punch line, for some reason...

[rabbalaba]

FINALLY!!!

[dingdongditch1000]

How about this; tell a joke about Obama!!! Your now a comedian!!!

[SquareGameplay]

"How To Tell a Joke " tttttttttttttthhahhahahhahahah­ahaahhaahah!!!!!! omfg. im rofling !

[hugohugo990]

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his ' phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, 'OK, now what?'

[martialartist95]

how to tell a joke?

correctly!

[CorrinMovies]

How to tell a fuking joke r u kidding?

[techbeast34]

Three Stooges FTW.

[isaiahsiew]

u dont have to do all this all u have to do is old talk and there will be lots of jokes

[keijah010]

what is the joke???

[smiixy2048]

@nolyortiz hi my name is Sasha The First Ueller.

( read the caps and decode the message. )

: )bitch

[RafaelloCraiova]

unless you are funny by nature....you're never going to tell a good joke on purpose.

[level242]

These actors look like they belong in a DEVO music video from the MTV Eighties.

[UmustbtripNdude]

Hi guys i ll tell u a joke:

3 guys in a cafe

1 have the smallest head

1 have the smallest finger

and 1 have the smallest dick, they decided to go to guiness record

the first one with the smallest head won, and with the smallest finger won too

the one with the smallest dick,cameback sad and told WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BEIBER

[Arif2k10]

damn i cant find my self

[lemurlover71]

What? they arent going to tell us what the joke was?!?

[purifylightning]

The biggest lie ever told ,

was when the doctor walked into Mrs Bieber's room and said,

"Congratulations, its a boy!"

[ugk771]

just pretend your a mysterious person all quiet and stuff... then out of no where yell anything.

[xMintyToothPaste]

You will need:

A life

[cucho803]

you can just say something funny!

[tomahable]

Now everyone can sound just like Dane Cook

[MegaPo1ng]

That man is a loner...poor guy...talking to himself...

[Khizzle007]

one day i woke up, changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. then i realized that my life was a joke.

[superbummer2]

So I don't need a joke?

[nolyortiz]

Hello. My name is Nate Higgers. Nice to meet you.

(Flip the letters N and H)

[TheItachi4077]

it seems that ninas like jokes............

[songcovers]

Isnt it strange how your mother in law likes to take it in the ***

[avriebell]

What kind of loser is this guy standing in front of a mirror practicing telling jokes for days.... dumbass

[crafty25936]

what do u call a boomerang that dosent come back. a stick

[shammas23]

@crafty25936 lol i like that one

[TheSkate2skater]

1:05 Bam!! up the anus!!!

[H0tChick4U]

the best way to make a good joke is not thinking about it, nor preparing it

[maycraren]

1:54

Holy crap it's DOROTHY!!!! Where's Toto?

[luckyshot1998]

I don't have myself or any friends :/

[zoeyluverCG]

Luckily I'm just naturally humerous :D

[ZekerLuco]

Are these howcast things serious or parodies? I can't figure it out, they're not very informative, but also not very funny.

[Nanodae]

@brutaka359 thats not funny

[aza123chick]

@brutaka359 LMAOOO!! xD

[0sioopeep]

@brutaka359 it goes higher than XXL, me

[yihanglee]

@brutaka359 you did well

[MultiRump]

@brutaka359 wut does that have to do w/ this vid?

[brutaka359]

@MultiRump I learned how to tell a joke! 90 ppl think it's funny! :)

[spy96]

@brutaka359 Disagree, Justin Bieber uses female condoms.

[brutaka359]

@spy96 Why? What's the point 4 her?

[Abyss192]

The teacher stood up in class and said "Anyone who feels stupid, stand up." No one did. Except one guy actually stood up. "Do you feel stupid?" Asked the teacher.

"No miss, but i feel sorry for you just standing up by yourself.."

[kialop]

@Abyss192 xD at a thing i cant remember the name but i said the same joke (but with my real name)

[haircutbob2]

Where do I find one of these "friends?"

[duckcluck123]

@haircutbob2 lololol

[ThePCunboxings]

@haircutbob2 In your pants

[haircutbob2]

@ThePCunboxings Oh yeah, me and him are GOOD friends.

[mamakag]

A chicken walks into a bar? Is that really a joke? Yes it is......

[mitchthe95]

@TheChloconut LMFAO

[2jmilligan]

thats srange my last name is milligan. but im irish.,

[Beaverfishpwns]

I honestly can't tell a joke, I can be funny... but I can't tell a joke :/

[nimi118]

shoot i cant find a yourself

[MrGaberthegamer]

i would never do that much just to tell a joke

[BlueSpade1000]

poor guy

[mario1136]

lol the 3 stooges

[samosval92]

yeah comedy from the 30's is going to be successful in female blonde chicks company when u want to be get laid and nothing else. I tryed that once and it worked by the way

[bjcnv84]

who the hell tapes their own joke?

[ChereraTaguato]

wow i hope ppl dont really take 8 steps at home watching and practicing for hours to tell a 20 second joke to a stranger

[browncloudz]

Step one

ADMIT THAT YOUR FUNNY

[HBHeroes]

Great instruction!!!!

[Hotpocketsrgreat92]

what should you never say to a black person with the word that begins with an N and ends with an R.

Neighbor

[Dudeinator6599]

0:05 - 0:14

ROFL judging from their reactions, I'm pretty sure he blurted "I wanna be on you !"

[jeudyfeo1]

yo mama is so fat shes overwheight

[junesue1205]

understand that just because you can make people laugh with jokes periodically that does not mean you MUST create jokes to continue social interaction.

talking is good enough to keep social interaction going.

[TehPielightZone]

WOOT! The Three Stooges!

[tmntsplinterdude]

I would put a lawyer joke here, but I'm afraid of getting sued.

[TheLazytownfan]

this is the worlds best joke.................

[drebin7410]

woah it's a fuckin ninja or i'm just too high on that think that we were smokin'

[brutaka359]

Condom size:

XXL

XL

L

M

S

XS

XXS

JUSTIN BEIBER.

"You ain't gonna find a better joke out there"