Whose Line: Blind Date Hoedown (III)

[Pyrofusion15]

I would watch TV with my beer filled cup

Until the day came when my sister hooked me up

When I met the girl I thought Id rather be dead

Cause she had lots of hair, but non was on her head!

[yerutsi]

I hate Denny in hoedowns.. she doesn't sing she just yells

[HanoNano13]

1:16 LOL someone in the audience says "YEEHAW!!"

[JoshWhitaker87]

i went on a blind date and we really had a ball

i was on a blind date with laura hall

my blind date and i we really had fun

i was in bed by eight and home by one

[kiddingme01]

Arturo Trejo & Steve Hofstetter are awesome!

[ElfenLied619]

I went on a blind date, thinking it'd be fun.

But when I saw my date I was so done.

She was so horrible, I sent her back.

But what esle d oyou get when you date Rebecca Black.

[freakyandsqueaky]

why is colin all jumpy??

[Hesusio]

Wow, Colin re-used one of his older hoedowns. I must say my respect for him dropped a little.

[themerrill]

@Hesusio I just watched the other video, Blind Date Hoedown (I). No way he reused it during taping, that was how it was edited. Watch on this video, how they change cameras from only Denny to only Colin. In other video, they cut from the line to Colin. If they had done that, we'd have a jump cut. Either this one wasn't very good, or they had to not air it for other reasons. This show has a lot of editing, even having entire episodes stitched together from previously unaried content

[Hesusio]

@themerrill Fuck me I think you may be right. I just watched both and not only is Colin wearing exactly the same thing and his voice inflections and movements are pretty much exactly the same.

Ah well, at least it's good to know that Colin is just as awesome as he always was.

[BlueBlazer89]

@Hesusio the other one is the uncensored one i guess

[wolfpac1able]

colin had the same 1

[jaguar11586]

i had a blind date the other day, it didn't go so well

she was talking about marriage and kids, i thought i was in hell

then she said she had a place on her body that was real hairy

i finally got sober and saw that it was Drew Carey

[XavyWin7]

3 people went on a blind date with Roseanne

[CountryHotStuff]

he did a roseanne joke before

[wakkawakka2demo]

Wait, Colin had the same verse from the other blind date hoedown. Did they have to redo the other one or something?

[SamusFreek1]

@wakkawakka2demo New audience, it's a new joke! :B

[Jug250]

@wakkawakka2demo They do several takes of hoedowns [of the same topic] and cut together the good ones, ones that have continuity between them (ones that reference someone else's rhyme) and the ones that will get past the network censors (mostly). They probably had to use the "Rosanne" one again because it was the only good/usable one Colin managed to make during that particular take. Ryan has a ton from other hoedowns that didn't make it because he likes to use words that rhyme with "duck".

[leeroyhebert]

yup im in luv lol

[OutlawTgo]

I had a blind date, it was rather fun

We danced all night, until we saw the sun

But when we revealed are names, it was pretty scary

"she" was Wayne Brady, and I was Drew Carey

[emrfish6]

@OutlawTgo Senorita Negracita?

[MiniChef1928]

i had a blind date,she was older than i am

she said she has a son, i try to run and bam

i ran into her son,he was kinda scary

yes,my date was the mother of drew carrey

[jamrfromanotherworld]

I have a little story to share all with you.

I haven't been on my first date it is sad but true.

So when my sister said she met someone she thought I might like.

I took a chance to meet him and found out it was my Uncle Mike.

[ezmer2dragon]

Colin's was the exact same from the blind date 1

[friggin149]

somehow i think the end of the hoedowns are always the best.

[kieferappel]

@friggin149 cuz its always ryan :P

[friggin149]

@kieferappel so the point is actually: RYAN RULEZZZ!

[kieferappel]

@friggin149 helz yea! :D

[dstebbin]

0:27

That reaction that Colin had... did Wayne take his rhyme?

[TheEsperanza243]

@dstebbin probably

[diablo254]

god the women on this show suck

[drega121]

wow dat girl sucks and is annnoooooyyiiin

[Yankee0812]

"Every time I go to date, I fill her full of air."

[Agatheos]

Colin did this in blind date 2 already

[kissmedearly1]

@Agatheos Colin doesn't really do great with hoedown (as he said so himself), so he didn't change it.

[SibGirl01]

I'm glad Denny didn't last long.

[solarias2583]

Love colin!!!

[biggerthanyou79]

omg denny has the worst voice! i had to mute it while she sang cuz it really was hurting my ears (no joke)

[Illiamwa1995]

I went on a blind date and my date was the best! She had a great looking bountiful chest! But I guess I should of guessed, that my date was far from the west!

[Cocoaben]

i LIKE Denny's singing (no matter the song), why do so many others dislike it?

[Lavenderinscence]

@Cocoaben her voice makes my ears hurt! I mean, the pitch makes me cringe ...

[godzillahulk]

isnt this from season 1?

[PrincesTomboy]

yay seeing eye dogs!

[CB1611av]

Well I went on my first blind date and it was really boring

The girl was annoying and she left me snoring

I was really mad and I no longer was giddy

This is what happens when your blind date is Denny.

[goodnewsbadnews16]

Colin's verse was also used in season 1, episode 10, except Drew did this hoedown because Denny was the winner.

[vidman454]

why is denny so annoying?

[armenianesh818]

@vidman454

I'll have to admit that this wasn't one of Denny's best hoedowns, but believe me when I say she has some really good hoedowns as well. Here's an example:

/watch?v=jqtBhyMkJ40

[rrrsegmentat7]

well, i had a blind date and she was quite a gal

we got to talkin' and she became my best pal

Afterwords i took her home and then i tell you this

we got married in las vegas and then i married her sis

[dbfi01]

to add to my prevoious comment, that would explain why colin wipes his forehead at 1:09

[dbfi01]

look at 0:24, wayne stole colins rhyme ;P so he had to use rosanne ;P

[plotch95]

when your blind date is rosanne haha

[dray9999999]

Didnt Colin use that verse before?

[raythetse]

i think they actually cut clips together sometime

[seanyyysy]

1:17 someone yells

[TheWanderingAngel]

Absolutely!

[Goddessdaughter]

Definately but she's got some decent verses =P I like the yardwork one =D

[badspeller101]

yeah.... true...

[ImmynimmyX]

this is really the 8th season?

[narutardsunite13]

Leave the hoedowns to the professionals, people.

[birdman3631]

lol do you really not get it? how old are you?

[cenasucks911]

can you explain please, no questions

[birdman3631]

fine, she's an inflatable sex toy, and btw your page says you're 18

[rennead]

blind date was a blow up sex doll

he blows her up with air

[Ayoeighteen]

YouTube,

Educating innocents since 2005

[SpatulaCity11thSt]

lol

[Mysteriousone11]

@Ayoeighteen You should change it educating morons, since 2005. But being educated is Being knowledgeable, is not the same as being smart; in fact their very unalike in every way. Having an education is; will never make you brilliant, It just means that you have the requirement(s) to make a living. As I said before your either born stupid, or your Intelligent; you all fall under the former and I am the latter. Since I am human, although I have a king Solomon-like wisdom, I am no less of an idiot

[Mysteriousone11]

@gfyMeSsEd I made a few mistakes so what, It's in human natyre to make mistakes that's what makes us all human, you twit, I'm also humble. That's why I said I am also dumb, to shown my modesty and humbleness, and no i didn't lose any of my intelligence, at all, it was just a few mistakes. No big deal that doesn't make me an idiot because I'm not.

[Mysteriousone11]

@gfyMeSsEd It's in human nature to make mistakes that are not true you simpleton, I'm not an idiot, being knowledgeable is as far from being wise/ and or genius as Abell 1835 IR 1916 fyi, it's a galaxy, is from the Sun, and I really do have a king solomon-like wisdom, and I have proved over and over again to every idiot, like yourself, it is an divine insight from the god(s), what do you have idiot? If you still don't believe me check my channel. I'll prove wrong again.

[Mysteriousone11]

@gfyMeSsEd You're as ignorant as they come dumbass simpleton, I know stuff about these people that no one else does, such as them being naturally not being emotional, and recklessness, bravery, boldness, courage, daring only applies to the intelligent to which you are not, what you have is sheer foolishness. You ignorant simpleton.

[gfyMeSsEd]

@Mysteriousone11 Your delusions of grandeur are as funny as they are ridiculous. You really should get checked out by a doctor. Though, if you do, you might get placed into a mental facility and never come out again. Sad, cuz that would mean we can't argue about your tendency to avoid the issue we've been talking about and just spew random crap from your (I must assume) very large ass for the past couple months. It seems all you can do is insult, but not prove anything. Get help, schizo.

[Mysteriousone11]

@gfyMeSsEd I never talk out of my ass, unlike you, you ignorant dumbass, simpleton, ignoramus, I have been given numerous Divine insights. Such as the ones mentioned above. The only thing you have been given is an empty-head to store your belongings.

[gfyMeSsEd]

@Mysteriousone11 It's okay. I understand people like you tend to have auditory hallucinations, giving you these "divine insight." Just know, there's always people out there who can get you the help you need. I suggest you start looking for that help.

[kimla61197]

@Mysteriousone11 okay, you're kind of a douche, and also if you really wanna prove you're so wise then go find a thesaurus and stop using "ignorant dumbass simpleton." thank you, get off youtube and stop calling other people stupid. good day.

[Mysteriousone11]

@kimla61197 You're kind of a dolt/moron, and only idiots like your self refer to people like as douches.

[kimla61197]

@Mysteriousone11

1) Get over yourself

2) If I'm an idiot, look at at least I know "yourself" is one word

3) "like as douches" is redundant and grammatically incorrect.

4) Get over yourself because clearly you need extra work on that.

[PlaidPrincess92]

@Mysteriousone11 Are you on something? It sounds like you're having hallucinations. You should probably see a doctor about that.

[13m1st5r13]

@Mysteriousone11 Knowledge without wisdom, and wisdom without knowledge, are both curses upon themselves. Do not tag a term like "divine" on your "insights" so readily until you prove you have the true wisdom and knowledge necessary to prove so.

[Mysteriousone11]

@13m1st5r13 being knowledgeable is far from being a genius/intelligent/wise/clever etc same thing with being educated as neither wiill never ever make you smart, ever.

[13m1st5r13]

@Mysteriousone11 Unless you actually choose to learn. Then being educated does make you smart. That's what school was invented for. And school is a good place to make actual friends who set you up on blind dates like the ones mentioned here (and now our conversation actually has relevance to the video, see?).

[Mysteriousone11]

@13m1st5r13 That's where you are dumbass, being educated, doesn't make you intelligent/wise/genius etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, only if you can figure out something that others can't with your knowledge then and only does it make it smart, but otherwise, it does not get it, through your thick-head stupid.

[natwriter1]

@Mysteriousone11 if you're so intelligent then why are you using the wrong 'your'? "you're" is "you are". "[...]before you ARE born stupid, or you ARE intelligent" not your. your is possessive.

you'RE a hypocrite. just say.

[Ohnoezhumenz]

He meant that his blind date was a blow-up doll.

[xxwhateverx0]

If you don't understand that, you really are too young to be watching this show.

[NoInfringementIntent]

Didn't Colin do the "Roseanne" bit back in the first season, too? lol

[BeastofGreen]

well i got bored one day and went on a blind date

i thought it was really really great

but then she said she couldn't truly please me

until after the completed surgery

[Ken2Kanzeon]

LOL good one :)

[tln94]

Thanks 12Medbe  for ALL the videos!!! really appreciate it!

[Madbomber1234]

I feel bad for 12Medbe he's gotten no credit at all on any video i've seen. So thank you Medbe for posting these vids :D

[dstebbin]

I don't get it.

[sweeetuh]

did you hear that person say yee-haw at 1:17

[rushs11]

One day, I got a call from this girl.

She wanted a blind date, so I gave it a whirl

But as it it turned out, it was like moldy bread

It turned out the girl was Youtube's Fred

[cagdassalur]

listen careful at 1:17 you can hear one of the audiences says yihaa

sorry 4 fuckdup eng

[sweeetuh]

its just a joke!

[aiskemn]

for u to understand my joke,u got to think outside the box.....

[dstebbin]

My friends hooked me up with a blind date.

We went out to the steak house; boy the food great!

But suddenly, the cops arrested her!

Turns out my blind date... was a hooker!

[DJWidget]

I met a lady at bar, she had a pretty smile

She grinned at me and said "Let's go to your place for a while"

We started getting frisky, but to my eternal shame

When she took off her clothes, I had to play the Crying Game

[ThexyThexyThamm]

Wasn't that Wayne's hoedown from another Blind Date Hoedown.. ? ^o)

[DJWidget]

Was it? I might have missed that one...

[dstebbin]

Well, the first Blind Date hoedown wasn't exactly like that, but Wayne did use the Crying Game as a punch line.

[DJWidget]

Oh....well, crap. lol My bad.

[JadeLondonStudios]

What's with all the hoedowns about having a blind date?

The suggestions of these idiots should carry little weight.

Here is my suggestion, and please don't think me lewd,

But why not do a hoedown about the first time you got screwed?

.... Hey, hoedowns aren't my thing. And I already know the answer to my question, so don't yell at me. But I got seriously miffed when I've heard like five blind date hoedowns.

[KellenTheGreat]

Well, they did something like that. There's a 'virginity' hoedown somewhere on youtube...

[ClevelandRock]

I had a blind date, but forgot to take my pill

The anxiety attacks I had made me feel ill

I yelled to the custodian, "Better grab the Comet!"

My date never forgave me for the proceeding vomit

True story. I'd ask her to confirm it for me if I hadn't been avoiding her for the past seven years. Or perhaps vice versa

[Gamekirby]

My friend had a blind date, she was a freak,

instead of a hottie, my friend got a geek,

When he try to get her, some love extra more,

he accidently drops, his pants on the floor

[exigel]

On the blind date she told to me "I like pain".

So later we went home to her cause it started to rain.

There I wondered, what was in her mind.

With that sex toy in her hand, she chased for my behind :(

[Kikiorie]

O_o

nice.

[keywarrior12]

i don't now what the heck is a blind date

i think i know this a little to late

when i went to dinner with a girl that was tan

i figured out whe was really just a man

[PODAngelsFan]

I went on a blind date, and boy I wish I was blind.

She was someone that you'll never want to find.

Her voice is quite annoying, and she looks like a beagle,

Yes, you guessed it, my date was Denny Siegel!

[veaaa516]

putang ina mu

[kankanlovers3]

gago

[DarkSoldier712]

I've never been on a blind date

'Cause I don't want to see

Anyone that I know setting up dates for me

When they try to set me up, here's what I always yelp:

"I can screw up my own love life; I don't need any help!"

[TMNTno1fan]

lol made me laugh!

[808Angelgirl]

that was great!!

[PulsingBlade]

I met a gal

she really isn't bad

She always gives me

the best sex I've ever had

Then one night she left me

with a movement so swift

But hey I guess that's what happens

when you run out of money to pay them with

[PODAngelsFan]

I went on a blind date, which I'll never do again.

She was very ugly, and wasn't a real friend.

She had cottage cheese legs, and acted like a witch.

She's the one that dumped me, and I yelled, "Son of a gun!"

[MabeyIwill]

Podanglesfan that was a good one ^^

[Melda31]

OH MY GOD, her voice is soooo annoying!

[ChimpanZ]

I concur, I hate her hoedowns. Makes me want to rip my own ears off.

[bigbadboy2001]

*** THE LAURA HALL HOEDOWN ***

Laura Hall is a Super Hot Musician.

Getting a date with her,

Is an Improbable Mission.

People often tell me that I am too young.

But that doesn't faze me,

Cause she likes her men well-hung!!!

My first Hoedown. Be kind....

[greytale]

Trying to date women...

Well, it's been pretty tough!

After one-hundred tries,

I said: "That's it, enough!"

But then I tried a blind date,

and much to my surprise...

dating gals is so much better if I close my eyes...

[rifall]

My blind date was

horrible at best

dinner and a movie,

she really made a mess

that's my lesson after

trying it you see

I met Colin Mockery

on e harmony.

haha, i liked this howdown.

[YamiJaden001]

one more hoedown to do with blind date

as you guess i was late

but how many hoedowns have they done

but they wish they do none

rubbish i konw but tell me what you think please

[Shadowity]

rofl, I love the person in the audience who goes "YEHAW!" after Ryan's first line.

[AnimeWatcher1001]

fill her full of air.

[theyearwas1764]

lmao!!!!omg colin is the funniest person ever

[monstergirl555]

i dont like that girl on whos line she isnt even funny!!!!!!!!!

[bulletoft152]

she's to energetic

[Gingaah]

And her voice just annoys me!

[div753]

another hoedown to do with a blind date

how much is that now must be close to eight

well i guess its another for the hoedown piles

guess thats why hoedowns piss off ryan stiles

[rumwarrior]

lol i like that

[rifall]

Funny, i like it.

[monstergirl555]

omg colin is just hilarious!! XDDDDDD

[chrrycke04]

he says the same thing in blind date 1

[plichty2012255]

What did Denny say at the end of her hoedown?

[konaoceans]

She said "but the seeing eye dog was great."

[cromep]

I went on a blind date just yesterday.

When the date was over, she came to my house to stay.

Later in the night, I yelled "Duck and Cover!"

I was so excited that I blew up my rubber!

[loadmytruck]

That was the dumbest thing i ever heard in my life

[MusicontheBrain247]

Denny is really good at hoedowns, too bad she wasn't on the show more to do them!

[RammsteinIstMeinGott]

fill 'er up... lol

[theoneandonlymememe]

Good try, but difficult to rhyme into 1 piece. Too bad most thumbdowns u got because people didn't get the whole idea and put em just for too much of "explict content" as it looks to me

[Ariale]

Wow. 8th season! \o/ I thought Ryan's one ain't bad.

[broadwaydreamer1836]

Colin had the best one out of the four.

"What else can you expect when your blind date is Roseanne!" LOL!!!! I laughed so hard

[Wetherluver123]

Colin owned that 1!