Nostalgia Critic: Doug's First Movie

[REDV120652]

FUCKING TOWN!!!! HAHAHAHAHA... V

[TheAdam1995]

Here's a fact. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut came out the same year as Doug's 1st Movie. Oddly enough, A cartoon for adults works much better for the big screen than a cartoon for children. The South Park movie actully felt like an actual movie with high suspense and humor not allowed to air on TV while the Doug movie felt like an average episode with nothing big for cinema. Thumbs up if you think South Park makes a better movie!.

[crudenightmare]

5:15 -ssssSSSPPPAAACCCEEEEEE~!

[AFanOfCinema]

4:36 Funny how nobody signs up to coordinate the dance considering they all were so Goddamn excited about it.

[supermariofan03]

why do people hate the Disney version of Doug?

[VermillionDX]

In my opinion this is the best Nostalgia Critic review yet, i don't know why.

[1cat294]

@VermillionDX well it is doug

[VermillionDX]

@1cat294 It is. :)

[MewMinto34]

Poor robot....

[Mistertbones]

Tommy Wiseau could've made this movie and it wouldnt be as bad as this!

[SGTSAM101ST]

What the hell is a quail

[GSPatton89]

@SGTSAM101ST A bird quietly queuing in line for quills.

[KTKomedy2813]

Am I the only one who thinks that the Family Guy/Scrubs cutaway crossover picture would make a better movie than Doug's 1st Movie?

[pariastabendesa]

Reminds me of Tintin (the original TV series), but even worse

[manfandan]

@pariastabendesa Well, good thing that awesome movie came out to make up for that.

[concealedknight]

the cleveland butterfly ruined me forever

[cole3454657]

lol. tommy wiseau in the dictionary under dumbass.

[VirtualBoy500]

Won't you take me to

FUCKYTOWN!

[avickers1992]

"They Changed the Theme song?!" uhhh yeah NC, it's been "changed" since 1996 when Disney revived the series. Apparently for some people who like the Nick version of the series better, think that the Disney version is a joke ...and so is this movie.

[dnmstarsi]

@SidRules100 0:18

[Palcota89]

1 person lives in fucky town

[tthomaselli2]

1:39.; Where can you find that sound?

[ukhistorian]

I don't hate you Critic. I just like to torture you.

[goldenmelody722]

YOU ARE ON MEEEEEEETH!

[SidRulz100]

I know why the Nostalgia Critic hates this show: The main character is named Doug, just like the Nostalgia Critic.

[deathsoul101]

@SidRulz100 ok and do you think everybody didn't know why he hated the show so you decided to help everyone out and tell the reason that everyone had known since his nicktoons review?

[InvaderScuzz]

that poor robot <:'(

[MyLandmasterAlt2]

Nickelodeon's Doug is a million times better than Disney's Doug

[deathmaiden5]

haha oh. i thought this meant it was his first movie he had ever watched.

[TheFandomHouse]

DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS!

[godzilla964]

I first heard this from the VHS of "The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride"(That was a worthy sequel), and it was called "The First Doug Movie EVER!".

[Guigley]

7:51 So, so funny.

11:02 I friggin' lost it when this part happened.

[metalwarrior917]

Their was a time that I actually thought this movie was good...wow I definitely was on meth lol.

[hajlender12]

The 1st time I saw this on NC's WebSite I thought it was his 1st movie! XD

[GroddGuerrilla]

so i herd u liek giant mudkips

[imagineerboi]

My dictionary has a photo of Tommy Wiseau too.

[EveryoneWillDieButMe]

That Family Guy meets Scrubs photo almost killed me.

[DAmicoJohnny]

I like this movie but this review is hilarious.

[ABMEISTER1]

why do you go where I can't follow? lol 

[blink182LIVES]

I really DON'T know why Patti in the movie BITCHES bout Doug being with 'Hermione".I know this is probably cause when I was little watching the movie, I HATED seeing her be so bitchy over what Doug was doing but geebuz :U.

[casablanca4381]

YOU ARE ON METH!!!

[casablanca4381]

damn love his rant about shrinking ray.LOL

[casablanca4381]

 fucky town LOL:)

[mickeyelric11]

Best Nostalgia Critic's intro ever!!!

[Actors317]

15:15 - 15:18 BEST LINE EVER!

[Blaaz101]

"Cinderella IV: Filing Royal Taxes"???? That... no. no. Please tell me you made that up. That can't be real, they couldn't possibly have been THAT stupid...

[TruBeliever4Life]

i always liked doug....when it was on nickelodeon. i remember as a kid when the show changed channels it got really really bad. something i didnt realize till . after......patty is a bitch. and i dont just mean cause of the movie. i remember the episode where they go on a date and dough isnt sure if its a date or just friends. at one point he buys two tickets for the movie....and then she walks behind him and buys her own....friend or date. who the hell does something that rude

[JohnLuckPickard141]

I looked up "dumbass" in the dictionary.

But I didn't find a picture of Tommy Wiseau; I found a group shot of the entire cast of Twilight.

[robertsfunny1995]

Is the part where Skeeter says "Why do you go where I can't follow?"

a gay joke? The way he said it sounded kind of weird.

[AzraelLeichten]

@robertsfunny1995 I think it was more of a movie line reference than a gay joke.

[robertsfunny1995]

@AzraelLeichten What movie line?

[AzraelLeichten]

@robertsfunny1995 I don't know, it just seriously sounds like one.

[linuslillen01]

This movie is like the other side of the mirror: everything is backwards.

[Thespiella]

LMAO TOMMY

[ZashNickelson]

5:13 WHEATLY!

[SUPERSONICTV11]

Nazi leavle extream

[Haleyology]

its carle brown grown up

[Joecbg100]

You Fucking People!!!!

[tthomaselli2]

@Joecbg100

0:10.; What movie was that from?

[Joecbg100]

@tthomaselli2 A Few Good Men

[NightGlider666]

i wonder what he'd have to say about hey arnold's movie. i know he never really watched it but it'd be funny to see that one done

[lbn8177]

@NightGlider666 unfortunately, that can't be done because it is made in 2002, and he will not review anything at or beyond 2002 because it'll defeat the purpose of the show. besides, hey arnold! is made at the time in which he begins to stop liking kids' cartoons.

[yingyanggamer]

What I think would've been funny would have been if they had named the Doug sequel, "Doug's 2nd movie" and then for the 3rd movie "Doug's 3rd movie: Yes we're still numbering them in the title."

[Jojomimi123]

Is that R.I.P. music from Titanic?

[talkingtaco27]

@Jojomimi123 I don't think. If it was he'd probably have shown Titanic in the Clips Used part. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[NickyVendetta]

@talkingtaco27 It is from Titanic. I'd know it anywhere. He must have forgotten to credit.

[lemondragon18]

@talkingtaco27 it is from Titanic

[EvilAshPursuivant]

@talkingtaco27 it actually is. the Critic forgot to put it in.

[sidwerd1hater]

What happened to Felix The Cat?

[VirtualBoy500]

@Jojomimi123 Yeah, it's from Titanic, just slightly higher-pitched.

[charliewittke]

look at doug with that cute girl!

[marioroxmysox]

2:54 - 3:25 the Nostalgia Critic AKA Doug Walker (NOT Doug Funnie) didn't know that the theme for "Doug" was already changed when Disney took over the show. The "updated" theme was used in Disney's version of the show before used in the movie. That was another slight mishap/f**kup for the Nostalgia Critic.

[NickyVendetta]

Am I the only one who feels like that purple skinned rich girl has a ear-raping voice?

[JustPhilNY]

Robocrusher would have been perfect for an ED-209 joke.

[KatyHallow]

That poor robot! And in a MIDDLE SCHOOL nonetheless! Dang...

[Lanternfan619]

The Family Guy and Scrubs segments are funny.

[Raffasaur69]

@Lanternfan619 Ironically since doug came out first..family guy and scrubs ripped off...Doug?

[yingyanggamer]

@Raffasaur69 Well Family Guy doesn't surprise me. Scrubs, I don't know.

[Pictoron]

LOL I e-mailed him a request to review this and HERE IT IS! xD

[caralon3105]

@Pictoron You have his e-mail?

[TDImiracle]

Who made Poor Critic review this? D:

As much as I like this review, he shouldn't have to review something he hates as much as Doug.

[hannahmalfoy12]

i know how NC feels. my name is hannah and i was just starting middle school when hannah montana was popular. :(

[mkocja5a]

my name isn't doug, but i still fucking hate that bland, annoyig show >.<

[imortal2demon1]

Tommy wiesue is a genius.

[incrediblehulkmovies]

Poor N.C. The shit he has to put up with...

[MaverickHunterZero75]

I must admit, Peter Pan II and the Lion King II were actually good.

[hannahmalfoy12]

@MaverickHunterZero75 agreed. i love those movies too :)

[limmywinks]

Did anyone else think that NC was about to make the old theme's ghost blow him for a second there?

[KTKomedy2813]

You think the Critic'd actually like to do a crossover with Nash?

[KTKomedy2813]

Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug And that was my pointless 16 times of using the same word over and over again.

[AJK200001]

05:15 Why are there SO MANY comments about Jack Nicholson saying "You Fucking People!" Yet ABSOLUTELY NO COMMENTS, about the fact that Nash is holding a Plushie Space Core from Portal 2?

[legojoker111]

fuckietown lol

[sidwerd1hater]

Fucking people.

[OmegaWolfVideos]

doodoodoodoodoo (8)

[raspymorten]

ÝES ROBOT YES

[zhazha23]

FUCKYTOWN!

[HermaphroGynandro]

@zhazha23 'A won't you take me to...FUCKY TOWN?'