Authorities: Tiger Woods Hurt in Fla. Crash

[Alexwwjd99]

He crashed his golf cart

[BertGriffin88]

Tiger,

Where you: Donging down under? Driving deep to the outback? Worm burning the fairways? Stuck in the ball washer? Shooting the under age again? Shanking hard hooks to the hole? Over gripping the shaft? Sharing love with the golf widows? Buck naked in the deep rough? Up and downing the back nine? Pulling the flag stick early? On top of your stroke play? Ahead during the skins game? Consistently long from the tees? Focused during hole play? Watching me wallaby mate? Aussies send Elin a vid?

[jbryant13]

a fire hydrant and a tree - that's a 2 stroke penalty.

[Jabackazoid41]

"What was he doing at 2:30 in the morning?"

Who gives a fuck, you can go out whenever time you want to. Theres no law against that.

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

he was coming out of a driveway? i guess celebrity millionaires can't drive themselves at all times...he was probably going out to be some cocaine to himself wired during such a boring ass game (wouldnt even call it a sport)

[zoemayne]

luckily he has a prenuptial. Its BS why would she use a golf club to smash out the rear window i cant believe the media is buying this y are they reporting something that is such an obvious lie. that car is very long(longest escalade) & if he was trapped in the front seats or the front area was not "exitable" he could of exited from the passenger doors. the accident was so minor the airbags did not deploy so its likely he wasnt ejected to the back of the car(does that happen?) BS drop the bitch.

[Th2EyA0rEa1MoN2gUs]

3 posts associated press who cares.......

[JMARTIN1947]

She hit Tiger and Tiger hit the tree.

[THEUTUBEHATER]

It is no ones business why tiger was out at 2:30 in the morning.

[Gandhiablo]

So! AHA!!!

Tigers White Devil Woman attacked him with a golf club in his car and he wrecked trying to get away!

That;s one POed White Devil Woman Golf Widow

[Gandhiablo]

I'll bite

Is tiger dead?!

First Michael Jackson!

Then Oprah

And now Tiger!

God bless their souls

[Gandhiablo]

Oh Heaven help us all if Oprah dies

She will get Eternal Press Coverage as her reward

And our Hell

[nowhearthis2]

Shark fishing, rhino stalking, lion safaris, and sting ray diving with Steve Erwin are all safe than midnight creeping in $60K SUV with a Tiger... apparently!

[Leonnidik]

Why smash the window? Just open the door. Is she Canadian?

[Gandhiablo]

Tiger is more popular than Jesus, Obama, The Beatles and Michael Jackson.

[FrankieD2000]

Tiger is a highly educated, loves his country and is his own man.

[lulzyhorn]

FACT: Golf saves lives!

[Gandhiablo]

Golf saves!

Fuzzy Zoehler is the Anti-Tiger