Mate a school doesn't define your identity, or at least how people view you, unless you went to a selective school. Then they assume that you're smart. I tell people mine and they're like "Oh, that explains it all ... " My mind may possess a frightening amount of information regarding some things, but really. Doesn't explain why I am unemployed.
I didn't go to school, my IQ at the age of 10 was so high that I was automatically given a PHD in Awsome and was secretly running the worlds major govournments from the ages of 11 through 15 until I got bored and decided to solve most of the worlds major problems, but unfortunately I lost my notebook on a trip to relight an ailing volcano and a bop on the head caused me to lose a few thousand IQ points, so I took up a career on youtube instead, it's actually better for my schedule anyway y'know?
@jerryhcooke you ran all the worlds governments from 2000 till 2004? man... you did a pretty shit job... But yea, I can see how youtube would be a less stressful career.
@paulytheaussie 3 times, and it was to illustrate the different parts, grey shirt is me talking to camera, green and black are the 2 sides of the conversation.
@erobertfie They invited me to be a guest star at that, I had to turn them down sadly, I have a Camel Cheese carving contest on in peru on the same weekend.
lol very funny rob ...... you sir ........ are amazing
yeha i didnt go to school either i was left for dead by my rents on the streets of glasgow where i was offered free bord and logdging by an old couple who made kilts with a bult in scrotum warmers ..... they was actully they tiny lil insects that would gently blow on scrotum and rub your balls with there very soft front legs my job was to colect thees insects from the arses of highland cows ....
Croatia!!!
VixenRadio360 1 year ago
this is the worst attempt of being funny ive ever seen
MrHalfrussian 1 year ago
Mate a school doesn't define your identity, or at least how people view you, unless you went to a selective school. Then they assume that you're smart. I tell people mine and they're like "Oh, that explains it all ... " My mind may possess a frightening amount of information regarding some things, but really. Doesn't explain why I am unemployed.
jedioftime 1 year ago
I know so many people who've died from diseases we made up in their heads.sad sad story
MarchHatterofWoe 1 year ago
i'd like to hear some of the excuses you made up for incomplete homework.
NancyhatesPi 1 year ago
Ignore what all those other people are saying. I was amused.
maniacalmike 1 year ago
@maniacalmike haha, what do you mean ignore them? everyone has been saying complimentary things about the video... haha
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
@HalfScottishGuy Sorry, weak joke along the lines of monomania. The all-important *I* was amused. Seriously, it was lol funny.
maniacalmike 1 year ago
I really love the fact that you live. Keep doing that, and don't stop.
Cohenism 1 year ago 2
@Cohenism Its on my to do list, I'm sure Ill get around to it soon enough.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
I always thought russian juggling was just juggling potatoes.
killert00thbrush 1 year ago
@killert00thbrush no that's Irish juggling
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
I didn't go to school, my IQ at the age of 10 was so high that I was automatically given a PHD in Awsome and was secretly running the worlds major govournments from the ages of 11 through 15 until I got bored and decided to solve most of the worlds major problems, but unfortunately I lost my notebook on a trip to relight an ailing volcano and a bop on the head caused me to lose a few thousand IQ points, so I took up a career on youtube instead, it's actually better for my schedule anyway y'know?
jerryhcooke 1 year ago
@jerryhcooke you ran all the worlds governments from 2000 till 2004? man... you did a pretty shit job... But yea, I can see how youtube would be a less stressful career.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
You make me laugh Rob. XD
VivaLaLaurennn 1 year ago
@VivaLaLaurennn :) I do try
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
Wasn't part of your going to school, a trip to Borneo ?? I'm pretty sure it was you. LOL Great Vid.
3873236 1 year ago
@3873236 that was a cover story, i was actually on the run from a German Wig maker.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
Didn't you also say that we get to punish you when you go over a minute? ;)
SteltekOne 1 year ago
@SteltekOne i think he changed that...cause people wanted the video to be longer.
lalalablair 1 year ago
u changed ur shirt 4 times lol
paulytheaussie 1 year ago
@paulytheaussie 3 times, and it was to illustrate the different parts, grey shirt is me talking to camera, green and black are the 2 sides of the conversation.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
Excuse me, I'll just be canceling my front row tickets to the traveling Russian Juggling Circus Show.
I totally enjoyed your video. Great style and pacing. Bravo.
erobertfie 1 year ago
@erobertfie They invited me to be a guest star at that, I had to turn them down sadly, I have a Camel Cheese carving contest on in peru on the same weekend.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
And here we see the inner workings of the Tasmanian mind... frightening. Another reason why we don't let them wander on the mainland.
coollikeyodais 1 year ago 4
@coollikeyodais psht, we choose to stay here. :P
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
lol very funny rob ...... you sir ........ are amazing
yeha i didnt go to school either i was left for dead by my rents on the streets of glasgow where i was offered free bord and logdging by an old couple who made kilts with a bult in scrotum warmers ..... they was actully they tiny lil insects that would gently blow on scrotum and rub your balls with there very soft front legs my job was to colect thees insects from the arses of highland cows ....
paulytheaussie 1 year ago
@paulytheaussie I did a similar job for a while! but I was collecting these all in one earmuffs/gloves/socks/scarf things, very trendy.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
@HalfScottishGuy lol thats what i like a guy with a good scence of humor lmao
paulytheaussie 1 year ago
Cool... I just went to school over there :P
AlwaysAnIntrovert 1 year ago
@AlwaysAnIntrovert cool.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago
Cheese and Rifle factory! LOL now... what kind of Cheese? Plastic? Sliced?
tazamagaz 1 year ago
@tazamagaz Camel cheese.
HalfScottishGuy 1 year ago