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  • great actor.

  • He was such a cool president.

  • 2:43 for the best joke!

  • fuckin' ASSHOLE! ha! ha! ha! lolzzzzz

  • like a boss

  • @jred414

    like an old fuck. lolz

  • Thanks for the reminder of better times.

  • @saadmll

    HA! HA! HAH! - YOU MUST BE OLD! lolzzzzz

  • his face is the best hahaha

  • *facepalm*

  • "I knew where he lived, and knew he couldn't make it." THAT IS FUNNY!!!

  • @kyokogodai

    That's stupid. lolz

  • @baddickagain Troll

  • @kyokogodai

    Ya' think? lolz

  • Watch out, he's the devil!

  • "why are you not afraid of what is going to happen to you ?". The guy in the queue turns and says "well mate, that over there is capitalist heaven, this is the entrance to communist heaven". "So ?" the man says, "what is the difference ?". "Well, here mate , there's no electricity to boil the water, no steel to make knives..............."

  • "Well.." the devil replies, we boil you alive, then we cut you to bits with steel knives, and finally we fry you in a large pan !" . "Err...no thanks !" the man exclaims, and hurriedly walks over to the other entrance with the orderly queue. Again he asks the devil what will happen if he goes through his entrance. The devil gives exactly the same answer as the other devil. The man then asks one of those queueing to go through "why are you not afraid of what is going to happen to you ?" ( CONT. )

  • A man dies and goes to hell. When he arrives there, he is surprised to be confronted with two similar entrances. Each entrance is guarded by a little devil atop a rocky outcrop. One entrance is deserted, the other has a orderly queue with people quietly taking turns to go through. "How odd !", he thinks. He goes to the deserted entrance first, and says to the little devil "what happens if I use this entrance ?". "Well.." the devil replies, ( CONT. BELOW )

  • A woman walks into a shop in her local town. Every shelf in the shop is completely bare and empty. Behind the counter, there is a member of staff whom she addresses " young man, is the shop with no meat ?". "No madam" , says the staff member, "this is the shop with no fish...the shop with no meat is over the road".

  • I wonder how he would have reacted to "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

  • whats bark? whats meat? omg that was a tearful laugh i just had.

  • Drug-President

    

  • 327 liberals watched this clip.

  • Anyone that could make the big bad Bear shit their fur is alright by me. Hurrah!

  • I think joke number three actually originated with Gorbachev.

  • @alanheath [iminent=qiKknAgUWfOB]

  • Love it!!

  • The man's dead - anyone bitching about a dead president is clearly not doing enough to take charge of their lives.

  • @Zebonka how about everybody's bitching about dead country, huh? the ussr

  • @dbgthimo

    Show some respect.

  • @dbgthimo Fuck dbgthimo :-)

  • One of the many ways that Good Blessed America was with the gift to us all of President Ronald Reagan.

  • Love this man!

  • Fu russian scum!

  • @johnwayneheisel F you twat

  • nice vid. nice person Mr president Reagan. from Russia with love.

  • In soviet Russia, all your base are distributed equally amongst the people.

  • Fuck Reagan and all the conservatives

  • @KGBsovietpride Communist

  • Loved Reagan.....Great American...

  • I hev tractor.

  • SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!! RONNIE WE LOVE YOU FROM ALL THE CUBANS IN MIAMI..... USA!!

  • Hey, SoCalDualSport, thanks for your invitation. Where is your door?

  • In capitalist America, banks rob you!

  • @deathbyzza420 Banks are good.

  • classic Reagan. sure wish we had a President like him today, instead of the man child incompetent American hating one we have now.

  • in soviet russia, jokes tell you!

  • @drumcircler Knock on my door and I'll punch you in the face.

  • russia was always poorer than the US, russia made huge progress under communism and became a world super power in 10 years . the russian elite did not allow the middle class to grow, so peasants staged a revolution.

    the us was always richer, not because of capitalism because of history

  • @harj2009 Capitalism is why the U.S. exists.

  • regan was teh best president

  • How come the Polish dog doesn't know what meat is? Is it a reference to the food 'polish dog'? And also, the soviet dog doesn't know what bark is because of censorship and such things? Thanks!

  • @rabbifilms it's supposed to be that the Polish dog never gets anything of quality under communism. You're right about the last bit.

  • @rabbifilms The Polish dog doesn't know what meat is because Poland under communism was too poor to provide meat to dogs. The joke is that in the USSR there were reports of famines in which people resorted to eating grass and tree bark. So the Soviet dog doesn't even have bark to eat.

  • @houndofzeus The reference to bark has nothing to do with tree bark. The point being made was that Russiann dogs were not allowed "voice" their opinion or their needs as in Barking for food.

  • ron paul 2012... pass it on

  • Ronald Reagan was one of the greatest US presidents of the 20th century!!!

  • @Faighbas not 20th century, ever

  • @demon07nd He probably was, as the previous US presidents only sought to contain the evil empire or wanted be friends with it and pretend nothing was happening in Eastern Europe or Afghanistan!

    Reagan by contrast believed that the evil empire could be destroyed by the fact that it's economic system was never able to compete against a free market system!

    He gave the Soviets 2 choices, continue to spend vast sums of money which it did'nt have on a arms race it could'nt win or give up the race!

  • @skybluepirate Very well said. I live in Scotland but have always had an interest in what's happening in America, lol.

  • Reagan should have done comedy.

  • Красивые были времена. Полные надежд. Даже по президенту Америки это видно, он тоже полон надежд. Мне так кажется. А получилось всё в итоге как-то...

  • 1 и 2 анекдот понравились, и про собак прикольный, хотя они больше советские, про то время

  • haha, best stuff ever

  • @MDderDoktor He hasn't. For the most part, Obama has continued the same idiotic policies that Reagan enacted.

  • In comparison with conditions that the enthroned American tyranny and force abroad, was Eastern Europe below Russian dominion in principle paradise." " isn't heavy con moto introduce indignant response Czech mainstream, but also some left - wind periodicals, on remark, that the we're that lived „ virtually in paradise" in even out lives population directly and indirectly stamped boot Pentagon

  • Biggest Asshole in the World

  • I am russian and i find this hilarious :D

  • @gdlksim I'm hilarious and i find this russian

  • @gdlksim Russians have always been able to laugh at themselves. That's admirable. But reagan was good in telling these :D

  • @gdlksim I'm hilarius and i find it Russian!

  • @gdlksim You're Russian, good for you. The Soviet Union has been dead for over 20 years, no one expects you to be offended.

  • Reagan was an a-hole serving the sionists and so do obama

  • Reagan Ruined America

  • @AvYoshi what you must be a communist

  • @ww2guy100 You must be a fascist.

  • @AvYoshi lol yeah they do look alike good one

  • @ww2guy100 Lol

  • anyone get the KGB joke?

  • @JackZeroZ XD that one was hysterical!!

  • @JackZeroZ Yes, one is to presume that the parent in question had been abducted by the KGB, this is why he had dissapeared.  The KGB were notorious for forcing out confessions, genuine or not, from their in-mates. So the son wanted to make sure that the KGB understood that he didn't believe in what his father had, or was going to confess. The humour lies in the fact that you expect the KGB to help finding him, yet the son is already too aware of where he is - in a cell.

  • @ordedonovomundo This makes a lot of sense. But could it be understood this way? He lost his parents, and he went to KGB is because the KGB is better at finding people, so he told the KGB that he doesn't agree with the stuff his parents said(anti soviet stuff).

  • @JackZeroZ Man! It was not "Parent", it was "parrot"!

  • @kangoro66 Thanks!

  • In Ronald Reagan,"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."

  • How did Lenin get rid of the Tsar?

    He bolshevicted him

  • In soviet Russia Taxes pay you

  • Thats realy funny, I was born in soviet union. Thats totaly falsehood. Everithing were good before 1985

  • @reket777pvl Why are you lying? Everything was good in the Soviet Union...???? Are you a former Communist?

  • @HumanFreePlanet how do you know if he is lying or not? Have you ever traveled in Russia or have you watched too much TV? The East-West antithesis was a lie, USA will have the same fate soon, USA is not a nation, it is a mixture of all tribes of the world. Sooner or later the so called "Uncle Sam" creed will be found as a slung term in the history books.

  • @mcamoran I was born in the Czech republic, which used to be a part of so called "East Bloc" and all the countries in it were partially ruled by the Soviet Commuist Party... There were only a few things that could be called "good". Also, if anyone says "EVERYTHING was good", that's obviously a big lie. The whole communism was a big lie. The lied to us about our history, about everything. Many people were executed or prisoned just for expressing their opinion. Freedom didn't exist.

  • @HumanFreePlanet I thought you were American, I hate it when a 300 y.o. country points the finger on countries with thousand years old history and culture. The funniest thing is, that this mixture of people calls or was forced to believe via TV that it is a nation.

  • @mcamoran The European settlements in America began in 1496, so 500 years of history, unless you want to count the settlement at L'Anse aux Meadows, which would then mean 1000 years.

    I sure you can see a psychologist about you case of Ameriphobia.

  • @Jdaki1 USA pal has a history of 300 y.o.! Your bloody empire is doomed!

  • @Jdaki1 take a map, take a look at the countries your bloody corporate government interfered and ask yourself, why am I the most hated "nation" of the world?

  • Family guy portrays Reagan better.....

  • this was great. thanks for posting. whether you agreed with his policies or not, i believe ronald reagan was a good man.

  • @MrPhoenis He was a good puppet, I agree with you.

  • @MrPhoenis Tell that to the AIDs patients in the 80s.

  • @MrPhoenis Except for the whole funding murderers in latin america...but yea...great guy

  • Well it was easy for him to create tension but later the russian heads of state had to sort everything out so the country wouldnt break out into civil war

  • TheGrandConde

    Your telling the truth here I think...mostly. I just take issue with comparing the U.S. to Sweden, vastly different countries and economies. Also, make no mistake, ethnicity plays a significant role in European politics as well. In Sweden you are not providing universal Heath care but "swedish" health care; swedes taking care of other swedes, not based on citizenship but ethnicity as well. Obviously the U.S. lacks ethnic binds that effects the mindset of it's citizens and shap

  • Daski69

    You actually don't have a right to taxpayer healthcare in the U.S. because it (may be) unconstitutional. Doesn't matter how many people vote for it. Also, as a side, we live in a democratic, constitutional republic. A form of democracy, but not purely so, a system intended to prevent the "tyranny of the majority" you appear to endorse. Either case, keep inquiring about the important questions, just stop posturing as if you are presenting informed answers.

  • Anyone remember Regan giving a speech about Huckleberry Fin? Like honoring a writer? I want to find it because apparently he paused to think about how to address the character Jim

  • In soviet russia joke tells you

  • Listen to the Cronies and lick ass's all laughing before the punchline @ 0:57

  • @xkeo21 it was impossible to tell if there was more to the joke. i laughed myself. it could have been a joke on its own.

  • Lol...in Soviet Russia, Putin Tells "In Capitalist USA" Jokes...nah, it's not working...

  • 313 people are communists.

  • @PureChristian01 or plumbers.

  • This is classic propaganda from US.

  • LOL while he was telling stories about the soviets, he was trying to turn the US into a state capitalist society, just like the soviet union. And the American people aplauded him

  • @TheGrindsprint Reagan was a conservative. Do you know what that means?

  • @GunsNRosesbitches Yes I do. I find it irrelevant tho... I wonder if you really know what it means?

  • in soviet russia soviets tell reagan jokes

  • 8 out of 10 Russians find this funny, the other 6 don't.

  • I find this hard to masturbate to.

  • Bush's 9-11 jokes were better.

  • In Soviet Russia, Arrow took your knee.

  • Just the site of this dangerous old fool makes me sick.

    The world became a safer place with your passing and history will finger you for setting in motion the distruction of the midle class.

  • @northerbrewer uh, no. Obama did that. Nice try.

  • @pressbox1492

    I equaly blame the other senile fool Thatcher.

    And Mulrooney was already caught taking brown paper bags of money. He went to court to explain that this is how people at the highest levels of politics work in conservative goverments

    Have lunch and exchange wads of cash!

    Obama?

    Your problem completely.

    There is little he can do at this stage that will have any significant effect on the rest of the world short of starting a cival war and completely imploding your country.

    

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  • @northerbrewer Learn to spell dumbass.

  • @DrStrangebomb1993

    When rational arguments fail, a true conservative starts name calling.

    Bravo!!!!

  • @northerbrewer Ok, so what is the definition of a rational argument then? Spouting vague incoherent nonsense about how Reagan ruined the middle class and saying you become sick by looking at him?

    Do you even know what rational means? Or argument? I doubt that very much.

  • @DrStrangebomb1993 Reagan didn't ruin the middle-class, but he was a frontman for those who did: the neo-cons and neo-liberals started to "globalize" the country and world during the late 70's. The crushing of unions, terrorism abroad, welfare for the super-rich, and jingoism all skyrocketed during that time. But I think Reagan was an OK guy....just a small cog in the giant machine...a very visible cog.

  • Reagan, my second favorite president....

  • @jango3 after gorbachov?

  • its amazing what this zionazi said.....

  • Ronald Reagan steps down from the plane and goes into the airport in Mexico He is very full of his own sense of self-importance and keeps snapping instructions to his attendants A sleazy-looking Mexican man sidles up to him and whispers Hey Americano I get what you like feelthy pictures marijuana girls boys

    Who let this man in here? asks Reagan, pushing the Mexican away My business is with the president

    I can fix that, replies the Mexican but for a president you will have to pay a little extra

  • Reagan was the absolute best ! He was patriotic in every sense of the world. God Bless him.

  • my russian car keeps stalin

  • @03frdhawan well then get it fixed.

  • i love reagan

  • all you guys hate him because hes Republican, but if u really look at things, its Republicans that really get shit done, even fuckin Lincoln was a Republican

  • There are not words to describe what a piece of shit this excuse of a human is.

  • war mongering american scum like reagan are almost worse than the russian murderers, because they try to hide their abominations

  • @Daski69 grima wormtongue? is that you, talking about 'war mongering'?

  • @topperheartramada Such an ignorant little faggot American punk you are... You should be happy that you can pride yourselves over having the strongest military in the world because that's all you're good for and not due to having soldiers superior to the English or French or Finnish but because your budget exceeds that of Europe which is an entire continent.

  • @Daski69 Well I am Norwegian. But I would say that America has plenty to be proud of. They did send man to the Moon, they did build the most free society in the world, and they made great sacrifices to fight forces of oppression. Now there are of course chapters in America's history that are anything but bright, but on the whole there is no doubt it's one of the greatest nations in the history of the world.

  • @topperheartramada It is a free society? My friend, a country that prohibits certain political parties is not free in modern sense. If you want free, go to Sweden.

    America fosters an unabashedly indoctrinative education, for verily a thinking man is a threat.

  • @Daski69 in sweden it is prohibited to play the national anthem in certain situations because it 'offends' muslims. so much for freedom. this is not a perfect world and 'freedom' is not a simple concept. the usa has come as close as anyone else to freedom in any practical sense yet. the nordic countries including my home country are welfare states, countries committed to controlling numerous aspects of people's lives in return for security. this is not my idea of freedom.

  • @topperheartramada It isn't prohibited by law, it was recommended and carried out by some yielding faggot teachers who pulled off the motion.

    How do the Nordic states control aspects of people's lives? I sense some communism-bashing from you, which does NOT by any means apply to Nordic countries. I support welfare and taxes, if you don't, that's your opinion and I wish you a good and happy life without any help from the state when your family is gone and you're on your own.

  • @Daski69 Welfare is for people who don't want to be independent. Freedom means risk. You can be fre or you can be safe, but you can't be both things.

  • @topperheartramada As I said, opinion vs opinion is never a real debate, it's just meant to confuse people. My opinion is what I believe in and yours is what you believe in. I will happily pay taxes so that all children may go to school and be received at a hospital when they are sick, not only my children, nephews or siblings, but ALL children. As I have said several times: If you disagree with my opinion that all children have a right to live and have a certain quality of life, you may!

  • @Daski69 and if you are not happy to pay taxes but you still have to because the state says so? see, that's where freedom comes in. free societies give you freedom to choose. it's not a matter of opinion.

  • @topperheartramada They don't give you freedom to choose, lol. If you are in your definition free but would prefer a tax financed society, you are not free to choose whether to have free healthcare or not.

    Oh yeah, and about fighting oppressing forces. I'm sure that a sharp bloke like yourself would know that the Taliban are an American product to fight the Russians, that Gaddafi was to put to power by the Americans. Gaddafi gave his oil contracts to the Chinese and next thing you know....

  • @Daski69 a sharp bloke like me knows a bit about history and therefore knows that the taliban did not exist until after the soviet withdrawal from afghanistan and that they originated from pakistan. they had nothing to do with the usa.

    as for free health care, technically you can have it in a democratic society. but as i said, it is an inherently illiberal ideology. you have no right to demand that other people provide for your own health care.

  • @topperheartramada If you believe in democracy, in other words voting, then yes, you do have the right to demand that other people pay for your own healthcare.

    The taliban are an American creation and I'm really not so full of energy that I would want to provide you with hundreds of sources as for the very moment...

    Go read a book about the Chilean military coup or even better, speak to some witnesses of the events and know that those abominations were financed by the US. WWII level brutality.

  • @Daski69 Well you will have to provide some secret evidence because I have actually studied the history of Afghanistan, the Taliban, and al-Qaeda so I know pretty well where they came from and when. To say that they were an American creation would be kind of mental. But I see you've moved on to Chile. What's next? Murdered babies in Iraq? I don't have the time for this. Goodbye.

  • @topperheartramada So the CIA trained and US financed chilean soldiers didn't shove rats into women's vaginas only to sow them up? They didn't drop people into the open sea from choppers? No one was tied up, lined and and ran over by a tank? All the lists of people who disappeared during the coup were created by the KGB? Now I get it.

  • @topperheartramada

    Well a bit of a correction. First off the Taliban itself did not exist in Afghanistan, but Mujahadeen like Mullah Omar (leader of the Taliban) were financed by the U.S during the Soviet intervention.

    As for people demanding that 'other' people provide healthcare. Well you already sort of do. People don't realize it, but the U.S spends more money on healthcare than most other countries, say Sweden. Yet has no universal health care, it wouldn't require more funds...

  • @TheGrandeConde The point is that the Taliban were not a US creation. The problem was that the US gave Pakistan the freedom to channel US aid to whom they wanted and they often chose more radical groups they thought would be more loyal to Pakistan. But to say that the US created Taliban is utter nonsense. Second, I don't live in the US. I know how much pay where I live, and it's outrageous.

  • @topperheartramada

    restructuring. The reason the U.S taxpayer spends so much is because he is charged with exorbitant sums of money for premiums (a broken leg costs what 10k without insurance?).

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  • @Chris6134 to hell with the idiotic and destructive NepoCons. The grand ol plutocraty are coroporatist scum sucking pigs and need the most unpopular gop controllepartyeir willl lose big time! the scum sucking neoCons and their right wing nut RepublCONS will be crying like their wimpy cry baby boener!

  • The plumber's coming in the morning - GENIUS!!!

  • @hoorna I´d even say : GENIOUS ..... :-)

  • @hoorna I don't understand?

  • @hoorna well at least the plumber is as prompt as anywhere else in the world.

  • In Soviet Union, you tell jokes to your president!