Stuff They Made Me Watch At Publix: Exploding Clowns

[tuxfan212]

The new one Is bagsley with a combination of "A Mythbusters Spoof" Boring as hell but they paid you to train so...

[Awkwardgesundheit]

There's no way I'm going to finish watching thi- Hark!! A man in a chair..

[BlueberryHearts]

I watched the videos you posted, but only recently did I actually hear someone mention the store in person. Anyway....what the hell is this???

[BisonRaider]

I'm not sure when you got hired..(1920?) but I work at Publix, and they definitely did not make us watch this video. They made us watch a lot of dumb stuff, but not this.

[DenaSetsuko]

These videos actually looks like the're from 1960 or 1970 in my opinion. I watched the video with the talking bag

[infinity306]

Good, then they have updated the videos, I know this 1 and the older customer 1 were used into the late 90's at least.. I saw them quite a few times on break when somebody else was being trained..

[GaPchGal]

If I ever own a business, and I hope I do some day, I now know to keep hobos and clowns out. Thanks! You may have saved my ass... :)

[Vincek88]

As a shopper I find Publix to be a well-run place, but this training film looks like it was pulled from the 'Krusty the Clown' show.

[edose123]

"these accidents you just saw were staged"

...WHAT?!

[Skormm]

@edose123 LIES, THAT SHIT IS REAL

[theoneyoufear]

did i just drop acid or this a real video, and whats today 1951? also did anyone kill them selves while watching this video?

[DMC88MPH]

are there any publix left out there? I now know why if there arent any out there.

[panzergrenadierc]

yeah theres like 1000 stores and they pretty much have a monopoly on the southern states

[ftolmsteen]

yeah, they pretty much own Florida. Even Walmart can't shake 'em up. They practically build Publix stores right on top of one another to try to squeeze out competition.

[Skormm]

@ftolmsteen Not only Florida :) We pretty much own the whole southeastern region (the states that we are located in).

[reelman64]

wow the text alone made me laugh

[Forthias]

arent most of these people dead? lol

[JermLeather]

This is absolutely horrific. Employee training videos are like car accidents on the highway; you don't want to look, but you can't look away..

[Mattteus]

05:55 yeah and don't let Hellen Keller shop for produce alone. Seriously lady, didn't you see the man drop a dozen eggs? didn't you hear him? how much valium did you take??

[sony2hd]

Good stuff. Enjoyed watching.

[Thargh]

Made no sense at all...

[Chamdar07]

Do employee training videos EVER make sense?

[benfoxx]

I think there's a greater philosophical meaning behind this. Maybe the explosion is symbolism for the lawsuit that follows the fall, but the abrupt stop of the sound is actually the case being settled.

[VirtuousSin]

Or mabye they just like fireworks?