Zlatan Ibrahimovic "Guardiola and Xavi are afraid of me"

[Vipa567]

wtf he didn't say any of that - didn't even mention xavi

[idrumming1]

He has a nose like mine :D

[ramosd6721]

1:08 Trollface. 

[otagheshomare4]

you will get enough views if you just put the normal true title... dont complicate things

[bardhi09]

hilarious misleading title xD!

[alexchelseafan]

Why are you changing the title of this video every week?

[matchballman]

wow i was excepting not to understand a word he would say

[Auditoreization]

@Mrcutepet I knew it were a joke!.

Got some for you too!,

Fuck you!

Can't you see i just wrote it for those who didn understand it?

If you didn then just SHUT UP!

[BillieJoeSecret]

what kind of spasm he got hit at 1:09

[IamSoSomali]

Zlatan is crazy!

[wsgwsg2004]

does he have a huge fucking nose ? no he doesen't

[F3ARL3SSJ]

LOOOOL 1:10 has me dying

[fatewiz]

1:13

[fatewiz]

1:12



[ikbennecow12]

@fatewiz ahahahahaahahahah!!!!!

[fatewiz]

13:00

[MrBossjacob]

1:08 troll face ... hahahahaha

[M00NProductions]

Holy shit his nose is massive

[cookie6677ify]

some retard deleted my post. so got to 1:09 and pause it guys!

[Ilnar015]

По русски можно,бля?

[justsaynotodrugs]

Ibra should go to REAL

[Dominoes911]

He sounds like a BEAST.

[whatdoyouwantfrom100]

i love how he talks english

[timen1986]

hero

[cookie6677ify]

214 likes keep it coming yeah! all one of u are legends!

[TheCulturalBomb]

HAHAHAHA! He speaks better English than most in the Premier League and he's never even played in England!

[mcbisg]

OGUCHI ONIEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[R80HDVideos]

He looks like Tarzan, the animated movie from 90s.. lol

[butwiser12345]

speaks better English than scousers 

[MyChorizoSausage]

Why would you change the title when it is still misleading and leaves your video with mounts of dislikes? You might as well write a correct title.

[ForeverRoyal1871]

He speaks really good English

[hasthen19]

@ForeverRoyal1871 what did you expect he's from the ghetto

[FUCKINGSHITHEAD100]

@ForeverRoyal1871 hes from sweden they have english as a second language.

[RozeenRot]

@FUCKINGSHITHEAD100 No we don't.

[RozeenRot]

@ForeverRoyal1871 So what, he can speak at least 4 more languages other than english.

[LFCiaran1307]

@RozeenRot he was just pointing it out calm down

[LFCmagnus95]

@ForeverRoyal1871 Cuz in scandinavia we all learn english from a early age :)

[Zargosthe1st]

@ForeverRoyal1871 he is Swedish and they have engllish as a second language

[carl478]

@Zargosthe1st he speaks about 5 languages, he isnt as thick as he looks!

[Zargosthe1st]

@carl478 did i say he was thick

[carl478]

@Zargosthe1st excuse me. a bit touchy are we?

[00erko]

KLJUN

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

1:08 is a true trollface.

[pythonman7]

he am be good one at english and methinks I know a lot about the english stuff that is grammatically correct.

[jijed2]

hes right

pep is a sack a shit

[SoulManJuan]

In that interview he never said he wished he hadn't joined

[zlatograd1995]

Trollface at 1:09 :D

[snarkey5]

now we realize that zlatan is better than pep. pep should sign zlatan again and play messi as centre back and xavi as battering ram oh i did a poo poo in my bum bum , fucking cunting lil cunters osshh be booby!!!

[ytrfu]

@snarkey5 what is wrong with you?

[MandelaDaKiller]

COMEBACK plz so u can kick Marcelo, Pepe,RAMOS asses, and all other madrid faggs.

From a barca fan ;)

[Einareen]

@MandelaDaKiller Barca fans are so immature, as always. Thanks for confirming!

[MandelaDaKiller]

@Einareen 3-1 i know it hurts right :D

[icamvideos]

i like the bit when he says "I wish I never joined Barcelona"

[DrEmilYoo]

IBRACADABRA !

His the best !

[jayden385]

he looks smart, he is smart, he left uefalona

[flipmandem87]

why the fuck are people talking about his nose? LOL i bet u gaylords would love for him to stick it up your arses!

[MrSuperTevez]

am i missing something? when did he say the title? lol

[lukasgengy]

he makes voldemort jelous .-)

[enriquesalazar009]

@lukasgengy not that impressive, anyone with a nose can do that.

[EjZM96]

such a brilliant nose.

[XenatR]

@TheChurchofAwesome the size of a man's nose is directly proportional to the size of his genitalia

[MrJasonrolfe]

1:09 ibrahmovic troll face

[Siboba9]

i am rather having a big nose plus football greatness than normnal nose and no specialtys :P

[bcg3ied]

ow my eye mate watch out where u point that thing!!!

[KutMarokkaan0318]

Zlatan ajax makes him graet

[LFCBenH]

Ibrahimovic is amazing needs to come to the prem !

[TheMMP12]

loooooool ibra's face is fking funny..

[azsman111]

shit what bril english

[oussie99s1]

if you watch this in 3-D, his nose breaks through your Glasses

That thing is so Big!

[RozeenRot]

@oussie99s1 That's so funny, why don't you shut the fuck up and go fuck your sister?

[byrney98]

please Rate and Subscribe on my channel

[EpicShowtime]

Did anybody realize how much Ibrahamovic looks like Messi?

[TheSwedishMooses]

@CalumsChannelHD in sweden u learn swedish in school -_-

[TehEmilio]

@TheSwedishMooses english* not swedish lol,var lärde du dig engelska? ;)

[17BlitZzz7]

ahhha epic smile at 1:07 xD

[CalumsChannelHD]

When did he learn English? has he always known it?

[fullysickbroo]

WOG accent

[edienboy]

Zlatan has wanted to play for BOSNIA but we did not want us tied up ..or something sorry for bad english

[MrZiomek123]

Fuck off fuckin islam gay with long nose juda ass... -.-

[iman3211mybutthole]

who ever put this vid is stupid

[owdos]

amazing player!

[TheGameYouveLost]

Flag for missleading title!

[cookie6677ify]

go to 1:09 and pause it..!

[ikbennecow12]

@cookie6677ify AAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHAHHAAAA

[JetpackENT]

@cookie6677ify pause at 1:09 hahahahah

[aldrinilin]

@cookie6677ify

could not stop laughing :L

[kruhki1]

@cookie6677ify lol

[SnowInTheSun]

@cookie6677ify if he was looking at a man, that was so gay!

[lazywaqas]

@cookie6677ify im high and just watched it...rolling dwn

[Sphoenogon]

@cookie6677ify you are mad...lmao....

[1BGhimire]

@cookie6677ify Priceless!

[Phenomicul]

and unfortanutely their dream was fufilled due to shit officiating

[PoshPartyESP]

this doesnt say anything About him not wanting to join Milan wtf

[McBane10]

And tonight on 'When The Title Doesn't Match The Video'. . .

[shortendnoodle]

dat nose

[Djduva107]

Hahha looser ,

[iloveselena4599]

y would anyone say tat

[toxic1monkey1]

zlatan is the most overrated player ever

[AQWTXSting]

Zlatan doesn't like Barca though because after he left the club Pep changed the whole formation just so Messi could play in Ibra's position.

[TheKingeboue27]

can everyone flag this shit so we can finally get rid of these awful videos. I hope the uploaded drowns in a pool of him mothers blood

[Sentoa]

@tadm123 LOL, yeah thats right Bojan is better than Ibra. LOL, so funny.

[MrLalodrid]

i am shitty when it comes to what language a country speaks but anyways do sweden people speak english or a different language

[ThePandersson]

@MrLalodrid Diffrent retard!

[MrLalodrid]

@ThePandersson fuck u bitch i wrote that i dont know shit about it becuz i hear speak english and i thought is sweden english so i fucking asked bitch so go suck a dick

[TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN]

@MrLalodrid they speak swedish

[MrLalodrid]

@TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN okay

[XxsweboyxX]

barca sucks



[rishlarr]

@XxsweboyxX are you for real?! the current barcelona squad are arguabely the greatest side to have every played the game and they have the greatest player of all time. Yet you say they suck. you stupid fucker

[MrLalacod]

Yay hes from Sweden!

[fleafly79]

there needs to be a rule against misleading video titles that are used to up the view counts...

[NJaw90]

He's so fluent in English :)

[fappercino]

Thank God I was not watching this video in 3D. That nose is fucking HUGE!!!!!!!!!

>:-o

[alexchelseafan]

@fappercino Say that in front of him instead pussy

[fappercino]

@alexchelseafan ME: "You're not doing so bad yourself, conkface." IBRA: "What?" ME: "Oh. I was saying that this guy has a massive schnoz." ALEXCHELSEAFAN: "Oooh! He said blessed are the cheesemakers. That's nice." ME: "You have to admit, yours is huge, big nose." IBRA: "Call me big nose again and I'll take you to the fucking cleaners!" ME: "It IS big thou-" IBRA: "Right. That's it. I warned you. Didn't you hear me warn 'im?" ALEXCHELSEAFAN: "Yes, dear. You did." >:-l

[Joeisreason]

@fappercino it makes him more aerodynamic

[S7LLAR]

@Joeisreason LOL

[TheSuperbadproject]

@fappercino bit tight that

[Benzzoop]

@fappercino Yeah but we all know he'd kick the living hell out of most of us Youtube viewers haha

[iCANTsleep2]

@fappercino Fuck off nigger

[sanja97bieber]

@fappercino fuck of

[sh0werp0wer]

@fappercino slavic, dirty race

[joepoppikinson]

still waited to hear him say "i wish i never joined barcelona" after 1:40

[ReyisdeKoning]

I really started to hate you

[TheFIFA16]

Megaagish your such a pussy they obviously don't pay the refs they are the best team in the world they work for it your such a fucking pussy close your vagina and shut up

[MegaAgish]

When barcelona start play some real fotboll then i can maybe watch one or two of there games but they are cheating paying the referee's! they cant play a fair game!!

[TheMarcking100]

FORZA ZLATAN!



[tomofthet]

it never says zlatan wishes he never went to barca?

[MrMichaelll123]

@tomofthet I guess you are referring to Zlatan. Zlatan is not a dog, so its not "it" but he. Your welcome.

[murfboy20]

@tomofthet Yes he's to good for barca !

[DenOndeMister]

Pep is a coach, not a manager. He doesn't buy the players in Barcelona. His inability to refine something that was already there in the club when he came shows his weakness as a coach. I don't think he would be very fortunate in any other club. Much like Frank Rijkaard.

[OroAzul17]

my hero HAHAAHA

[ciaran2021]

I'm a Traffic Cone!

[IIIGR1Z]

I like pineapples.

[wdfeo]

Hes the perfect premier league player cant belive noone bought him. Hes got the best shot in the world then ronaldo then messi. Hes not the best player but hes the best finnisher in the world

[jcsepjj]

@wdfeo Man City wanted him but he didn't want to play in Premiere League.

[Ediwilli]

I couldnt see Zlatan because his nose was in the way, and i got an arrow to my knee...

[xIH4ZZA]

@Ediwilli That is the biggest fail I have ever seen, the arrow to the knee joke is old and isn't funny,, it wasn't funny the first time I heard it never mind the 50th. Also I think everyone could see Zlatan, even you... stop trying to get thumbs up because you ain't funny!

[JasonRadley]

@xIH4ZZA I don't even understand the arrow to the knee joke so I can't comment on its humorous value.

[Callllummmm]

@JasonRadley Its an iternet meme of the recent game Skyrim. Google it.

[Ediwilli]

@xIH4ZZA Dude what the fuck is wrong with u? i just checked ur channel and anywhere i looked u were commenting other peolpe about how they're boring and shit. Nobody gives a shit about u. So how bout u turn off u computer, go out and try playin' a sport. And just cause u THINK that ure cool, it dosent mean u are. Ur probably be all like:

- Oh i dont care bout him im right n his wrong and shit.

Dude, nobody likes a hater!!! and btw u'll probably try writing something bout me writing dude twice

[xIH4ZZA]

@Ediwilli First of all, learn how to spell, and second everything you have just said about me is completely made up.

I have never commented on anybody's video saying they are boring, because I have a social life, I am rarely on my computer and I do play sports, I currently play for a football team and I am very sporty. I don't think I'm cool at all... you don't even know me so shut up replying to me writing all of these lies. I'm not the hater, you are, I bet you're on your pc all the time....

[n3rFcRaZy12345]

how calummmmmm

real madrid dive more

[TheEnergyFlows]

@Shaftsus ever heard of inheriting. Pepster inherited a amazing team

[Shaftsus]

@TheEnergyFlows 2 CLs, 3 La Liga Titles, 1 Copa del Rey, 2 Uefa SuperCup, 3 Supercopa de Espana, 1 Fifa Club World Cup...since 2008 ..Yes Pep is still a good manager. 12 trophies in 3 years as opposed to Mourinho's 18 trophies in 9-10 years of management.....still an unbelievable record though but one bad transfer can't label a manager as a bad one - Guardeola, puts his faith in homegrown players instead of money which is how he has built the greatest club squad of all time.

[prasanna1312]

@Shaftsus yes yes yes.... blah blah blah..big tok..guardiola guards money..puts in faith..learns to b sly..knows to cheat n teaches players to play te dirty gam

[Shaftsus]

@prasanna1312 Mourinho would know more about that than Guardeola. He's a hypocrite and Real have been so much more dirty than Barca in these games. 

[TheAharia]

1:07 remind me of disney cartoons :))

[Cezarfcb25]

@TheEnergyFlows He sure is. Having out thought the "master" tactician mourinho on more than 1 ocassion..

[SuperJoJoBaH]

alexis sanchez is not from italy and neither is zlatan , sanchez is from chile or paraguay i think and zlatan is from sweden

[jrldude]

@SuperJoJoBaH ur right sanchez is chilean and zlatan swedish

[niyird]

does no one understand that it is messi pulling all the strings here. Messi was unhappy with zlatan playing in the centre so told Pep that and he took messi's advice and Ibrahimovic was unhappy with this decision obviously. The same situation with david villa's, that why hes been pushed out to the left now. Have you not heard rumours of rifts between Ibra/villa with messi? Pep heavily relies on messi so would do anything too please him

[MrFrani1717]

@niyird i never thought about it that way but i guess it makes sense :)

[dahenriquez]

@TheEnergyFlows is not Guardiola's fault that this player was problematic, that he never wanted to sacrifice himself for the team and that his adaptation to barcelona's playing style never happened. Alexis Sanchez comes from Italy as well and he shows exactly the opposite of Ibrahimovic, he is a friendly and hard worker player with a fast adaptation to the team.See the difference? Ibrahimovic was not a player for Barcelona, it was Guardiola's fault thatthe club sold it for a cheap price? -__-

[UltimateTeamFan]

@TheEnergyFlows this may surprise you, but being a football manager is nothing like playing video games.

the chairman negotiates ALL of the fees, the manager just tells him the players he is interested in. ibra's fee has nothing to do with pep guardiola.

[GamecometTeam]

tumme upp om du är svensk och ser på detta

[KingDcome11]

@TheEnergyFlows To keep barcelona as the best team in the world for more than 3 years now I THINK PEP is a great manager. He has given mourinho the worst defeat he has ever received. Has beaten mourinho many times. Made of Messi the best player. 3 ballon d'r players. Influence his philosophy into the Spanish national team that won the world cup. Has been the manager to bring up players like busquet's pedro, cuenca, pique ( 5 million), the best manager ever!! has humiliated madrid many times

[TheEnergyFlows]

@KingDcome11 he has done well with bringing up players and the play style, but im sorry, he is absolutely nothing compared to legends of old. Brian clough, don revie and bill shankley are a trillion times better then him, he can be in the top 20 managers ever but thats all

[KingDcome11]

@TheEnergyFlows in your first comment you asked the question "Guardiola is a good manager isn't he'? Well the answer is YES he is. Guardiola is the best manager to ever manage Barca whether you like it or not. It's been more than three years and Barca under guardiola has not lost a game at the bernabeu or Camp Nou against Madrid yet. that's how great of a manager he is. Only 1 point Madrid have been able to win since Pep took over. He's a great manager. He;s young and has made mistakes i agree

[Mpstory479]

@KingDcome11 LOL You obviously don't remember the Copa Del Rey? 1-0 ? Cristiano Ronaldo scoring in extra time?

[KingDcome11]

@Mpstory479 I do remember it. So? Pep has beaten mourinho more times.....Mourinho has never beaten pep with real madrid at home or away.

[mattmoomcc]

@KingDcome11 what about in the cup last season?

[KingDcome11]

@mattmoomcc That wasn't at home or away in la liga. I said in la liga. Mourinho has only beaten pep guardiola once. Pep rapes moiurinho all the time.

[KingDcome11]

@TheEnergyFlows but tell me of a manager that hasn't made mistakes when buying players? it's funny how you choose to compare him to old managers , legends, but you don't compare him to today managers. Guardiola in the one on one against Mourinho has won more games. Guardiola has almost caught all mourinho achievements in less than 4 years. while mourinho has been managing for more than 10 years., guardiola > mourinho