Dane Cook - Drowning and Burning

[cody100181]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!

[Foreverbluesbaby]

He always says oodles of noodles :D

[JuliaH1997]

OH! i hate steam! who ever invented steam sucks!

[VanillaTwilight58]

"float away from me float away"

[SuperUltraMegaBOOM]

lol i heard your phone vibrate

[music4ismylife8]

My favorite Dane cook bit.

[ProblemChilification]

@theJuggaloblake No, but my phone DID vibrate as soon as i read your comment!

[emily22845]

@theJuggaloblake ikr!

[danglesnipecelly23]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHILE IM DYING IN THE ABYSS

[usernameusername533]

hes so hawt!!!

[Mileyfan17034]

When i heard the phone go off I thought it was my phone :3

[twokillerkidz]

LOL he hates STEAM get it?

[fireblek]

@twokillerkidz not really

[twokillerkidz]

@fireblek Steam is a online thing you can play games on

[fireblek]

@twokillerkidz I knew that. I have 2 games on Steam. You were just being vague, I guess.

[jebmwalls]

@theJuggaloblake  A little bit

[17BamaFan]

Wow this has terrible sound

[MDCmegajumper6666]

ITS FUCKING PINGU!!!!!

[TRicKyDicKy93]

Did u record this with a potato?

[stsamiam]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN IM DYING IN THE ABIS!!!!

[girlgirl37able]

@stsamiam -floats above- oppz O-o

[amarya86]

Oww i thought this vid was dane cook actually burning and drowning

[3daysgraceforeva17]

He is halarious (and kinda hot)

[pokecrazygal]

GET BACK IN THE FIRERY WATER!!!!

[KelliKillsBarbies]

Jon your son just tried to kill me lol

[xaldinsbaby]

Dane Cook is sexy!

[pineaple2010]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!

[dylanolson107]

0:58 , after dane ask if any bodys been fully engulphed in fire, listen for: HAHAHAHA. YA! HAHAHAHA!

[izzaboo1]

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER

[JokersBabe456]

@DaejeonGangster that was a truely intellectual and well thought out insult. I'm sure both Dane Cook and Lance Bass would be honored to have heard their name's slandered in such a philosophical manner. Thank you, for sharing your enlightening views with us all.

[DaejeonGangster]

@JokersBabe456 Hey, no problem.

[JokersBabe456]

@DaejeonGangster Yep :]

[Jetsbff]

before it started i was sucking my neclace because i was bord. when dane came up it fell out because i was soooo gobsmaked.

[autymd1]

Float away from me.. Float away.

[mattman9656]

his jokes arnt funny at all.... he just yells to make them more funny. i guarantee you tell these same jokes to your friends and they will think ur a dumb fag

[peacelovesketch]

Do not float above me while I'm drowning in the abyss!

[thebadestnozzo]

he is soo sexy and funny

[beasteality]

wow i could stare at the first pic FOREVER

[1945NecessaryEvil]

The girl at the end was the big dude...

[mestarilapsi]

Watch my die!

It sounded like that :S

[blackflame100]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN IM DYING IN THE ABYSS !!!

[Halesred]

LOL drowing in the pool and then they put oil on the surface and fire?? LOL dane cook is hilarious!

[hikaridawn88]

GET ME OUTTA HERE! WHERE'S THE SURFACE?! oh! i hate steam! whoever invented steam SUCKS! GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!

lol. my fav parts. :)

[TurkFutbol10]

i used to watch louis c.k and all their fans were bitching about dane cook and how he steals jokes but this guy fuckin rocks

[MrTehnoobshowfan]

unfortunately the oil thing isnt too far fetched

[CrashBandicoot952]

Dane Cook iz FUNNY LOL!!!!

[otter199763]

do not float above me when i'm dying in the abyss

[Raejj44]

DO NOT FLOAT OVER ME WHEN IM DYING IN THE ABYSS!! OOH! I HATE STEAM!

its so great, my bestie and i joke about this all the time, but no one gets it so theyre just embarrased

[510bigmike209]

lmao this was great dude

[dirtyfood]

HAHAhhah...ha..h...wait this isn't funny

[Sonoter]

he is hilarious

[yomammaland]

if you dant want to be fully ingulfed in water then dont go to the gulf and swim in that water theres alot oil to burn XD

[DrDrazz]

Fuck you BP.

[vengpjer]

try not laughing at dane cook videos.you cant resist laughing =D

[TheCassylol]

the dude who invented steam needs a new haircut

[1PokemonIsBest1]

martha bann? what the hell

[dansvidco]

Whats this? No BP jokes?

[YumiPhoenix]

Woot. That was a pretty spicy picture going on there at the begining.

[storm351035103510]

The beginning picture was sexy. ♥

[swisscakeroll123]

what if you dove in the pool and while you were at the botttom of the pool freaking out, somebody poured oil on the surface and lit it on fire! yeah then your like "OHHUHOHH!!" then you just keep swimming around feeling for spot where theres no fire. then what if you found a circle where theres no fire but the second you came up then a big dude just punches you in the face! GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER! you dont come out of the firery water! cover up that hole with some fire now! ROFL

[bubbleheadft]

@swisscakeroll123 Yeah, we heard it, you don't have to say it again.

[snizoop]

I will not repost you shit!!!!!! I have no fear of your rath for I am not afraid of dead people or 13 year old fags

[rocknroll43vr]

do not float above me when i'm drowning in the abyss!!! xD

[legoman2334]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!!

[Inkspeckle]

Float away from me. float away.

[coconutsprinkles]

whoever invented steam sucks!!

[12kirill]

Tha guy who invented steem part sucks it's gay

[ThePokemon1001]

phony phone phone vibrated :P at 1:01 I think

[sammyjoe147]

whoever invented steam sucks <33333

[Nobunaga95]

LOL, "Your son tried to murder me in your pool, g-g-get him away from me!" also WTF. Then once you find a circle with no fire you come up and a big dude punches you in the face. LOL Cover up that hole with some fire now!!

[Thelittleblackjack2]

Why the heck is it censored!?!? Thats what makes it so good!

[stiefmegan]

someone I know's dad was fully engulfed in fire

[pikachupokemonlover]

ha ha, this reminds me of when I was a little kid. I watched Pinocchio put his finger in the fire and I wondered about it so I imitated him, strangely I don't remember what it felt like to have a burning finger.

[Animalcrossing95]

XDXDXD

Ugh!!.....Do not float above me when i`m dying in the abyss!!! XDXD

Float away from me....float away! XD

[JokersBabe456]

ik its cuz it was on the shitty version of windows movie maker. try checking out my mad hatter animation its a helluva alot better than this one.

[moparnub]

ya ur phone vibrated

[Oursong763]

I did! =O

[LimeCrayonify]

GET BACK INTO THE FIERY WATER!!!

lol

[yankeeloverz123]

terible adio

[legomaster02]

u spelled "adio" wrong its audio

[maskor0ade]

lol in the end it was worth drowning...

-___o

[Yayigirl09]

get bak in the fiery water!!!!! lmfaooo

[Megaschoolhater]

<3 = a heart

[worldwideboyz]

That is so sad...

[FIREYICEangel]

float away float away i love that XD!!!!

[maryandkinz]

Dane Cook= <3

[dragonicmonkey7]

dane cook is less than three? why is the equal sign even necessary for that?

[celticlovercdogg]

Equal or less than 3? I believe he is much more than 3 my friend!

[dragonicmonkey7]

hey dont tell me i didnt right it, tell it ti maryandkinz...

[lemontvegas]

@dragonicmonkey7 Did you wrong or left it though?

[JokersBabe456]

lol

[AnimeShineChihiro]

@dragonicmonkey7 Rofl!

[dragonicmonkey7]

thank you, thanks you, i do my best...

[overwelmingsadness]

nice

[inuyashachick13]

lol Love how you give it a happy ending. XD

[solemnsoul17]

Youre right steam is a natural phenomenon but the boiler or geezer was invented XD .

[Qman729]

Shut the fuck up, thats the fucking point.

[solemnsoul17]

Your line hardly made any sense o_O .

[ygioh99]

thats a fuckin joke

[Oanlitz2]

i know it's a joke and what dane cook said was finny, but the picture afterwards was gay

[Mellomakesahappyme4]

The audio sucks

[ocinlhna684]

Dane cook is so awesome he is soo funny lol

[101Dramaclub]

aha!

[PhaseDragonia]

why do people make cartoons haha, its just a waste of time

[BloddyVjj]

nice, funny shit

[111EdwardCullen111]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA i love dane cook he is awesome!!!

[WackAssGurlKelsey]

lol I NO RITE!! Scary as hell lol

[WackAssGurlKelsey]

at 1:01 wat the hell sounds like the Devils laffing in the backgroundd lol

[BrianaTrujillo123]

omg it does!

[JokersBabe456]

lol tht was my phone hahah.

[chaos7824]

omg my phone vibrates like that XD

[TheZombiesExist]

haha i thought I got a text around 1:06 lol

[PLAYERCOOLDUDE]

@JokersBabe456 lol XD

[Hollyg11]

lol!!!

[jgzero23]

nice use of flash animation

[browneyedme1]

i think stick figures would have been funnier

[DOYLERULES69X]

Man, That sucked. I've been trying to find ONE thing that dane cook says that would make me laugh. This was definitely not it. Not even the people in the audience were laughing and they were there in person. sad

[RavenxRobin101]

omg you have no soul!!

[TheXcessive]

what did the guy(iornfists) say? it had so many thumbs down that I cant see it and Im just curios

[RavenxRobin101]

idk

[icefire1213]

u can c it if u press reply

[gamegod10104]

what did the raft kid say?

[naruto7600]

he said "sigh" look at that martha mannnn i bet shes thinkin 'bout me right now took me a while 2 get it

[JokersBabe456]

im relly surprisedd tht u knew wat i said, i made this and i couldnt even see it! nice :)

[naruto7600]

lol thanks idk if he said mannnn or her last name i jus put mannnn

[Grunwald55]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!

[plBlondeMoments27]

hes hot

[Tyem310]

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!!!!!

[Deady118]

...

[moneygettah]

that happend to me at the water park im almost out of air and im under a kid with a intertube than i get out the water

[MaduraProductions]

eh... its funnier when... nevermind

[MaduraProductions]

your no fun :(

[Deady118]

Back at ya.

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

no shit deady, thats the point, thats WHY it's funny, because it blatently wasn't invented but he says such a ludicrous thing.

[momoandsantaclause]

float away from me... FLOAT AWAY! lol love him

[winniepoohx42]

'Float away from me. Float away.'

[peacelovexoxo96]

these r great animations but horrible quality

[Footba1lRulez]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!

[dorigzz]

poor quality sound o.o

[EmilyM7793]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHILE I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS!!!!! lol

[MilkandCookies92]

This sounds like a bad dream Dane had.

[specslady1inmil]

cool.

[Xxfraxull]

Dane <3 Girl

[Xxfraxull]

Dane Cook - float away from me....float away.....

The Stupid Kid - XP

[DUPERMAN99]

watsup with the shit quality

[TheMrBoomBoom]

XD>LOL

[citygal1824]

lmfao!!!

[Otakuman123]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!! DONT COME OUT OF THE FIREY WATER!!

Somebody cover up that fole with fire!

ROFLLOLLMAO!!

[dontwatchmyvide0]

lol pretty random at the end

[yekcoh675]

a big dude just punched u in the face

[IsolatedPyro94]

haha i have had a friend caught on fire and i had to spray her wif a hose lol

[GothicBlaze274]

1:36

id like that

[smansam]

who ever invented steam sucks lol

[GamePlayer20096]

1:44

[GAMEPRO223223]

float away from me!!!!!!!!!

[zeno711]

dude, that guy just had a fist and that was it!

[xstarxfoxx]

no it isn't

[asizzle98]

:0 is it safe to come out of the firey water!?

[xstarxfoxx]

why do you think he is sexy

[krismarie88]

dane cook is so fucking sexy!!! oh and really funny! did i mention hes sexy? lol

[IRPgirl]

i love youu. HAHA no jk but i totally agree!!!!!!

[inspectertaz]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER! XD

[Esuld]

lol

[thatkid358]

Blasphemy!!

[Jerro555]

best advice ever, "do not float above me when i'm dying in the abyss" ROFL