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  • my brother just picked fruit... Thx :D hahahahaha

  • "this is america" lets change the subject "this is germany"

  • what the hell

  • L.A.P.D. MOTHERF*&(^RR !

  • This is Germany!

  • LAPD MOTHERFUCKER!

  • old lady: can i help you

    phelps: lapd mam

    old lady: is there a problem

    phelps: im afraid so mam , mind if we come in

    old lady:im sorry....

    "closes door amd just stands there"

  • So he punched a drunk jesus, riight...

  • Gloria slut! HAAAAAAAIIIII

  • L.A.P.D MOTHER F*&(^RR

  • "I only picked it up an hour ago...!"

    "You WILL be careful."

    .

    .

    .

    "LAPD MOTHERF((?RR!"

  • This might be my favorite video on Youtube.

  • (.Y.) that is all i gotta say

  • Come funk with us :3

  • HAAAAII 2:49

  • i like your ( \/ )

    you're lying morgan

  • i like your ass youre lying, Morgan! 0:57

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  • I love Jesus... LMFAO!!! xD

  • can we come in ?. im sorry.... was fucking hilerius

  • HAIIIII

  • 1:30 Funny shit here.

  • HAIIII!

  • I LIKE YOUR ASSSSSS!!

  • Margret WHAT GIVES

  • )Y( heres some boobs :)

  • hahaha dude just farts

  • isnt manslayer panguinz0?

  • Press 7 to get your béisbol.

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  • "This is AMERICA" Let's change the subject "This is GERMANY"

  • mrs... SLUT ... Gloria Slut

  • JERRY JERRY JERRY 1:14

  • This is America!

    Let's change the subject.

    This is Germany

  • go flap you,r cock some where else 

  • LAPD MOTHER F*&(^RR

  • I <3 JESUS! *hey*

  • omg, that last one was fuckin hilarious! xD

  • Béisbol!

  • Lets change the subject

    This is America

    LEts change the subject

    This is Germany

  • mrs. SLUT... gloria SLUT... HAAAAI

  • *fart* Sorry

  • JEWISH PEOPLE

  • BÉISBOL is Spannish fore baseball, who would of guessed it.

  • I had to sock one too to watch this video :( The ads

  • that dude fought Jesus he's awesome

  • L.E.P.D MOTHER F#%^KER!!!

  • Don't tell me you Jerk off, PHELPS!

  • I like your ass

    YOUR LYING MORGAN!!

  • cum in me now officers

  • 0:25 Jesus from DOGMA! xD

  • when the car hit him i couldnt stop laughing omg...

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • 1:43 gets me every time hahahaha

  • Thumbs up this comment if you dont like this comment telling you what to do

  • RUN FUCKING RUN GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE

  • Gloria SLUT

    Heeeeeiii

  • I...WANT...MA...BEISBOL!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • looks like a lotof people didn't have a safe word...

  • L.A.P.D MOTHER F*&C(^RR

  • 1:29 HOLY SHIT!!! Comedy genius!

  • I got all my friends yelling "HAAAAAIII" at inappropriate moments in class.

    Example: Stop tossing those balls around... HAAAAAIIIII!!!!!

  • @Gruntfan21 HAAAAIIIII I love tossing balls around !

  • @Gruntfan21 LOL!

    Didn't think it was that funny when I heard that HAAIIIII the first time, but at 2:45 I laughed my ass off...

  • @Gruntfan21 it would technically be pronounced "HIII", "HEYYY" would be spelled "HEEEIIII"

  • Show people your badge, get a free car.

  • Cops: me and my partner are going to fuck in the bedroom

    girl: OH NOOOO!!!

  • manslayer vids NEVER get old. XD

    "HAAAAAIIIIII I love to jerk off!"

  • "May we come in Mrs...?"

    "Mrs. SLUT. Gloria SLUT"

    hhhaaaaaiiiiii

  • Manslayer is one funny fucker, thats for sure...

  • L.A.P.D Mother Fucker!

  • (سಥ益ಥ)س

  • "Mrs.Slut, Gloria Slut...please cum in me now officers" LOLOLOLOL

  • 57 people lent hookers payment

  • 1:14 what video does that cheering come from?

  • Press 1 over and over again for derp face. Press 5 for jerking off :D

  • This is why I love sentence mixing.

  • i like how the emoticons placed under their faces

  • pause at 00:25

  • L.A.P.D. MOTHERFUCKER

  • L.A.P.D MOTHERFUCKER

  • Oh god the start is so funny hahaha "OH NOOOOOO"

  • "I Like your ass"

    "YOU'RE LYING MORGAN!" xD

  • I'm afraid so mam

    you mind if we come in

    i'm sorry

    *close the door*

    LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • L.A.P.D MOTHERF*&(^RR

  • Mrs....SLUT

    Gloria SLUT

    HAIIIIIII

  • I just got a 819283129312 pack from laughing so hard!

  • u were f@cking in the bar and on the sidewalk. :D

  • I love Jesus!

  • My name is SLUT!

    GLORIA SLUT

    HAAAAAIIII !

    LOL

  • i like ur aass y ure lying morgan

  • 1:50-2:00 lol 

  • like this commenti if u can stop the video on the jesus pic!

    I <3

    Jesus!

  • BEST BIT 1:32

  • *lol nod*

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  • L.A.P.D mam LOL

  • L.A.P.D MOTHER F*&(^RR XD

  • FUNNy

  • u pt 5 hookrz in the hookr store

  • Fap fap fap

  • I want this video on my 6260 slide unit.

  • I WANT MY BEISBOL! yaaay

  • L.A.P.D. MOTHER F*&(^RR

  • 300,300?

  • I LUV JESUS >:D

  • 0:57

  • Good stuff!

  • *O realllly nod*

  • I LOVE JESUS

  • I laughed so hard my back hurts.

  • I like your ass.

    YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN!

  • i luv jesus.

    

  • is thereproblem? lol

  • look at my channel to see MW2 stuff

  • This is America.

    Let's change the subject...

    This is Germany.

  • @WeirdBoySkuzag  AND THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! xD

  • @WeirdBoySkuzag Nope,THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA

  • i love jesus

  • ahahahha realy good job funny as hell

  • LAPD MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUCKER

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  • "I'm slut, Gloria Slut" LOL

  • "This is America!"

    "Please, lets change the subject."

    "This is Germany!"

    XD

  • LOL! "THAT GIRL WAS READY TO" *GRAWWWWWWW!*

  • do you mind if we come in?

    - sorry (closes door)

    i swear i almost died...

  • "I like your ass!"

    "You're lying Morgan!"

    "Dont tell me you actually jerk off, Phelps?"

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  • Holy shit i was laughing through the entire video XD

  • YAY! i like to jerk off now

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  • Vjcjmbmvmmmvmdd,d,

  • There's a fine line between.

  • This is Germany!!

  • ur counting on teh gurl?

  • LAPD MOTHER FUCKER!

  • I like your (_.)_.)

    You are lying Morgan!

  • "This is America!

    Let's change the subject.

    This is Germany!

    No, this is Patrick"

  • THIS IS AMERICA

    lets change the subject..

    this is germany???

    HAHAH CLASSIC

  • I want my béisbol!

    (Yay from kassemg's vids)

    I lol'd so hard

  • L.A.P.D MOTHA FUCKA !!

    i laughed so hard xD

  • I <3 JESUS

  • 1:56 LAPD MUTHAFUCKA

  • haiiiiiiiii!!!

  • Omg when he farted i peed laughing!

  • 1:40 omg 1:40 1:40 140 140 140 140

  • Mrs. slut gloria slut lol

  • these are so incredibly hilarious

  • GO FAP YOUR COCK

  • beisbol!

  • The worst ripoff of Youtube Poop ive ever seen.

  • @W1D3A55 You do realize this is a YouTube poop?

  • @SwammiSalamii a bad one actually. I wouldn't even consider this a YTP since it's really just pushing words around and filling in bleeps.

  • @W1D3A55 So your idea of a youtube poop is unfunny memes and shit? grow up

  • @W1D3A55 Looks like someone doesn't know what the hell they are talking about!

  • Guy:this is America

    Cop:lets change the subject

    Guy:this is germany

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  • YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT LORNA!?!?

    "Lorna's OH SHIT face"

    "Fart"

    Lorna, "GTFO!"

  • *lol nod*

  • i like your ass. YOU'RE LYING MORGAN! lol

  • gloria slut HAIII

  • L.A.P.D MOTHA FUCKER

  • I like ur aaassss

  • i cant stop laghing

  • haaaaaiiiiii

  • L.A.P.D MOTHER F^CK3r

  • 00:56

  • L.A.P.D. Police emergency!

    I only picked it up an hour ago!

    *Pushes the lady down*

    *In slow motion*

    L.A.P.D.

    MOTHER

    F*&(^RR

  • i like your ass. you're lying morgan...

  • Can't stop watching this

  • This is SO awesome.