The Room - A Tiny Taste

[nickodood]

STOP GANGING UP ON ME

[wiiarefam]

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAAYAAAKE!?!?

[thenamesbanana]

I'm TTTTTTTTTYRED, I'm WAAAASTAD, I LOVE you, dargling!

[viyark]

they would of made more money of they put this movie in the comedy genre.

[094176]

Ai deed naaaaaaaahht

[KARFan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WakeWorkRepeat]

For someone who's her favourite customer, she doesn't even remember what he looks like.

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

I orgasm when he says "hi Mark"

[Coldcuresmytragedy]

I'm TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYY­Red, I'm Wasted!!!

[jakepinkphloid]

from :31 to :43 is either the worst acting drunken or the worst drunken acting i cant tell which.

[iranoutofgoodnames]

FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ITS TOO FUCKING BAD

I CANNOT STAND THIS FUCKING MOVIE ANYMORE

oh hi mark

[jakepinkphloid]

"Oh hi johnny i didnt know it was you" ?? how the fuck didnt you know it was him? how many other creepy longhaired foreign guys wearing bad suits do you have in your flower shop?

[Exoticpinupbabee]

They missed Dannys best scene

"you're not my fucking mother"

CLASSIC!

[KmegaDude]

Judge: The Movie-going audience vs. Tommy Wiseau. Mr. Wiseau, how do you plea?

Tommy: I did not hit her. It's not true It's bowshit! I did not hit her! I did nawwt!!- Oh hai Judge.

Judge: WTF???

[anteatereaterant]

wait if hes her favorite customer why didnt she recognize him as soon as he walked in, or is her store always full of weird european guys with rockstar hair and funny accents

[godfather301a]

worst acting since twilight

[erichizz09]

Johny-"hi doggie"

Dog-"don't touch me mother fucker" hahah

[ijwi]

Wiseau is the product of a secret government experiment designed to cross the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the pathos of Adam Sandler and the sex appeal of Sylvester Stallone. The experiment was a success! That's why you never learn about his origins.

[carlosMIA1994]

It's been 3 months, and I've yet to see those bongos. Shame, Wiseau, Shame.

[VivAtreyu]

I just like the pointlessness of the "that's me" in flower shop scene. XD

[NefariousEvildoer]

"Ah'm TIREED, ah'm WAYsted, ah luv yuu darling."

Someone needs to do a techno remix of this.

[wetwillyoffilly]

"i just needed some money to pay off some stuff" LMFAOO

[BellasDarkFantasy]

"IT'S BULLSHIT. I DID NOT HIT HER. I DID NOT...

Oh, hi Marc."

WTF?

[felatioable]

@BellasDarkFantasy Clarification, it was "it's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did NAAAAAAAAAHHHHHT"

[BellasDarkFantasy]

@felatioable UP YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS.

[Uttersoppa]

uh ha ha, im thaihead im wessted HUA luv yu dalling!

[hellopie7]

OMG ITS JUST THE FINAL "i did not NAHT"

[2011stockholm]

You have nice pecs lol

[MyOnlyFarph]

Love that green screen

[EionAMV]

ohai mark :3

[nlamanna56]

Heeere ouu go keep da chaaahnge

[romefox]

Were you.....

Givenemtooeem ?

Sellenemtoeem ?

[UFRecords01]

3 people did NAAAAAAAAHHHHHTT

[TADapling]

the woman in the flower shop says : "hi johnny, i didn't know it was you". WHO THE FUCK ELSE TALKS AND LOOKS LIKE THAT?

[garion333]

That's me!

[TheIm2BiZ11]

0:23 i saved them bundles????

[CosmoBuggi]

I just noticed when denny says "I don't have them anymore" he looks like he's laughing. lol

[TheSpiritOfJazz2]

I did not hit her

I did not

[DCLT05]

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

[DCLT05]

"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you."

[MovingThroughKashmir]

He's fed up with this worrald.

[theZombieBub]

hi doggy

[kitkatcutie520]

STOP GANGING UP ON ME!

[Bobzeaux]

You're taering me APARHT, lack of 'taering me apahrt' scene! *lol*

[angryproductions1]

awesome, so spewing I missed going to see this with the boys at the Astor.

[Craziness714]

I just ordered this a few days ago. I'm more excited for its arrival than I have been in my entire life.

[leviathan13186]

I dont see what the big deal is. I have that exact conversation every time I go to my local flower shop.

[leviathan13186]

holy audio dubbing, batman!

[Sebansho]

STOP GAINING UP ON HIM, HE IS ALREADY FUCKED UP ;_;

[LukeLovesRose]

OMG! This is sheer art. lol. This is the most powerful thing I've ever seen. I'm turning red. I'm getting dizzy. I see stars. This movie is THAT POWERFUL.

[Tracy3686]

This cannot possibly be real.

[ThisCakeIsAPie]

7 million dollars?

WHAT KIND OF DOLLARS?

[QWOOTERS]

@ThisCakeIsAPie checked IMDb and it says aprox. $6mil, but whatevs. Also found out that he bought the cameras to record instead of renting them...I'm guessing he just made stupid decisions and didn't know how to spend the money.

[theocean1973]

the room just gets funnier and funnier with repeated viewings. it improves with age, like a fine wine. a really shitty, poorly made, $7 million fine wine

[Anon371]

Tommy Wiseau would make a great action hero. Like Arnie, but french and not buff.

[mslit204]

@Anon371 He's not French, though. Eastern European I think.

[LukeLovesRose]

@Anon371

Arnie? Seriously? Jesus. lol.

[HoserSaysWhat]

That sunabitch tol me I would get in within fhree monts...Ahhm taahrd, Ahhm wested

[jvp117]

I DID NAAAAAWWWWWT

[SoraTheDarkPrince]

HEY ASSHOLE IM CLOSING THE STORE IN FIVE MINUTES!!!

[hallowedbeeddie]

what I find funny is that nowadays tommy acts like this movie is meant to be some kind comedy. He also said a lot of work went into it (like in the football scenes; I mean come on! it´s just a bunch of guys throwing a ball, it´s not like they´re even playing), yet it was originally meant to be a drama. He seems to think people laugh because it is a comedy, not realising people laugh because of how terrible it actually is. (sorry for my english. I´m from Costa Rica)

[CallwinOEF]

I love how he just says "bohat mark" with the captions on...

[DudemanofAwesome]

@CallwinOEF I like how "they treat me and I don't care anymore" is actually perfectly transcribed. Tommy Wiseau is officially as unintelligible as Transcribed Audio.

[CSanimations]

The Godfather hasn't got shit on this

[DylanTownesDrake]

Did anyone else get the sense that Tommy thinks he's as good if not better an actor than Daniel Day Lewis?

[RooboisRunner]

I think Tommy Wiseau has asberger's....or all of us have it and he's the only one who lives life clearly

[farvin111]

That'll be

Here you go keep the chain. Hi doggy.

.... 18 dollars..

[TheGameGuy31]

LISA'S MOM IS NOT DENNY'S FECKING MOTHER

[Rabarberpajmumsmums]

This Youtube clip makes it appear like stuff actually happen in The Room.

[PenguinMasterChannel]

1:07 *actingasm*

[smalex3]

It's gonna be 18-

Here you go keep the chang

[orbert83]

you're my favorite customer

[LightHack1]

i saved them bondles

[darthspeaks]

01:11 "This is NOT the way to make money"

well, DUH!

[27DEMIURGE]

We'll never know what kind of drugs he took.

[michichu]

I always mishear Claudette as saying, "What were you, giving them twink, selling them, twink?" in the Denny rooftop post Chris-R scene. I know that's not the line, obviously, but no matter how hard I listen, I can never hear "to him" like it's supposed to be. Anyone else?

[CaballeroCatalan]

@michichu

haha... same here, I though I had gone mad. But it's definitely the breast cancer.

Anyway, how is your sex life?

[BunchofMovieVideos]

2 people are the fool.

[BunchofMovieVideos]

"I did not hit hur, I did NAHHT. Oh hai Mark"

[1MrDonCarlos1]

I'm tired..I'm wasted...I love you dah-ling!

[temospreamo]

This movie should be seen in 3D!

[zachi033]

0:33 she was actually laughing at the stupidity of her line

[wtfmaker2596]

0:00-0:18 straight to the point, dont you just love that in a person :D

[ThexSare]

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAEK???

[chowderhead5000]

WITHIN FREE MONFS

[A1R5N1P3R]

STOP GANGING UP ON ME

[freakypencils31]

Did anyone else speculate that Tommy Wiseau might have thought he would be successful the way Arnold Schwarzenegger became? Like 'cause of the accent?

[wickerpets]

@freakypencils31 Why he isn't the governor of a state yet is beyond me. It's bowshit. They trick him, and he doesn't cawuneemore.

[freakypencils31]

@wickerpets I fed up wid this woarld!

[Eurashal]

@wickerpets San Fransisco's in California right (I'm not American so I have very little knowledge on States)?

Arnie's governer of California... ZOMG TOMMY WISEAU IS GOING TO TAKE OVER FROM ARNOLD! :P

[Charmolution]

@wickerpets

He's fed up with this, World!

[ladulaser]

@wickerpets Yeah, he could be governor of Idaho!

[hellofraaance]

@freakypencils31

Being Mr. Europe once, Mr. Universe 5 times and Mr. Olympia 7 times also helped Arnold's movie career.

Although Wiseau might be able to do that too, he just hasn't tried it yet (those veiny biceps)

[freakypencils31]

@hellofraaance True, true... and I shiver at the mere thought. O_O

[EltBerserker]

@freakypencils31 well he did become famous, so he wasn't lying to himself

[freakypencils31]

@EltBerserker True, true.

[TheFishyOneSKiT]

0:39 He's wasted he says? Well, not much of a difference.

He'd make a fantastic drunk role. :O

[zhetya]

poor denny

[mrmovieguide]

"That SUNUVABECH tol me that i would gate et within fhree muns."

[chickensarealiens]

That sonofabitch told me that I wudageddawida fwee months.

[davey9000]

nobody get too excited but rumor has tommy is planing on making a sequel! don't know how its going to work though lol

[ConnorGunn]

How did this not win an oscar

[iNvictaStudios]

0:36

LETS ROLEPLAY

YOU BE SONYA BLADE AND I WILL BE A TERRIBLE ACTOR.

[reecegrdn]

isaedembunduwes - i saved them bundles? 

[sierraj11]

Gosh, they say all of their lines so close and jumbled together without periods, commas, or even taking a single breath. I can't believe no one on the set keeled over and bit the dust from the lack of oxygen.

[Iamnotabug]

wait but Danny was supposed to give the money to the drug dealer. And he said he bought some off of him... then their asking him if he was selling them to the guy or not. WTF!!

[AliTheBrit19]

Worst acting of all time?

[danjigirl88]

STOP GANGING UP ON ME! - Best line ever, besides the last "i did nawt hit her" lines

[TheSchnez]

I SAVE THEM BUNDLES!

[titoizdaman3]

just set it for delivery on my Netflix, hopefully it comes in on Friday

[videogamenostalgia]

still, he's not as wooden as Robert Pattinson...

[Emillister]

"... I did not... Oh hi Mark" I LOL'd so loud!!!

[FolkSound252]

HIIIII DOOOOOOOOOGGYYYY!!!!!

[Carnage1235]

He has terrible drunk acting. And what the fuck is he doing exactly at 0:43? Was he about to jump into a choreographed dance sequence?

[Advancedgod]

Zey krazy, I dun' zink I will ever get it, zey betrayed me, zey didn't keep zeir promise, zey tricked me enn I don' care ennemore.

It's a wonderful cocktail of 1. Horrible writing, 2. Horrible acting, 3. Gigantic accent.

[wasp9]

He saved them bondles.

[SuperMelon1]

I like how he pays the instant he hears the price.

[thefatman69dude]

im tired im wasted i love u darling...... come on make love to me. if only it was that simple

[artvandelay13]

They treat me, and I don't care anymore...

[shanedurban]

"what the hell is wrong with you!!!!" Gotta be my favorite line in the whole movie

[fedaykin6]

Just download it from Pirate Bay. No sense in funding Wiseau.

[frickfrock999]

Is that the theme of the legend of zelda playing in the first clip?

[flatliner1984]

Ow Hi Errors, inconsistencies, Unresolved storylines!

[randy0987]

new youtube format sucks.... but nice compilation here

[bigswano]

man she goes nuts over some drugs!

[steffo1]

is this dubbed?

[m620]

@steffo1 yes, most of the movie is dubbed several times over.

[myrkeyjones]

It's flabbergasting that this unitensional comedy masterpeice cost $7 Million dollars to make....

[wickerpets]

Possibly the most high-profile money laundering operation in history?

[RockyBalboa211]

@myrkeyjones...WHY? Why would someone spend so much money on this.. so many hungry starving children could have used that money! GOD probably cries when he sees this movie.. ok my rant is over, but yeah why?

[Slientwolf]

@RockyBalboa211

Just to people like you (and you included) make you squirm~

Oh Hi Mark!

[liknital07]

@myrkeyjones I know that $4 million went to the actress who played Lisa.

[myrkeyjones]

@liknital07 seriously :O, wow. well good for her i suppose, if she's smart with her money, we'll never have to see her again lmao.

[Lamporre]

@myrkeyjones

How much has it made? I imagine so many people want to watch it just to laugh at it might actually recoup that money

[myrkeyjones]

@Lamporre I think it almost has, it may be a terrible movie, but i actually love it allot for all the amusement it has provided :)

[LightCaster1]

@myrkeyjones 7 million dollars? The Evil Dead cost around 100,000 dollars :S

[brandonr85]

Bloody hilarious. Very 80s, even though it came out in 2003.

[SawfulSawyer]

I never heet her! Nooo, she's lying! I did naht heet her! I did naaaht. Oh hi, Mark.

[FlyingBanjosInc]

He says oh hai mark like hes gonna kill him

[ManzanaWorks]

lol

[RCR1020]

HAHAHA. "Oh, hi Mark."

[tinyEPICs]

Way better than Avatar

[xlefreakcestchic]

@tinyEPICs I love you.

[DarkPanthera]

cant wait to watch this @ Soundcheck next time

[YourMothersCoinPurse]

hai doggy, thanks alot, baiiii.

[Mazun]

This film plays at this club in town every thursday so people go and make fun of it. its so hilarious

[Nintendorks12345]

Geeve me a dozen red rowses, mutherfowkerrr.

[sgtcampsalot]

STOP GANGING UP ON MEEEEE!!! :(

[Beecels]

I DID NAAHHHTTT

[nickjohnson55]

I just needed some money to pay off some stuff.

[Heli2112]

Oh I almost forgot, HAI everyone!

[Heli2112]

That doggy was the best actor in this WHOLE movie. I can't wait to get this movie on dvd, so I can laugh with my friend xD

[wickerpets]

It's available on Amazon for just 8.99 plus shipping. You'll save bundles!

[Heli2112]

Thanks! I'll problably buy it from Amazon :)

[Faygo069]

@wickerpets Sweet deal! You're Amazon's favorite customer.

[bandwagonretards]

bondles, you say?

[TheNineinchsnails]

@wickerpets or you could just get the torrent...

[LfunkeyA]

i tsiarued, i wasteer, i lorv you darwling!

[luisacart]

lmao. my brother told me about this movie. i've never seen the full movie but the clips i've seen so far are hilarious

[saiyanprince09]

Oh hi ridiculously priced roses!

[Saintnick90]

Hi doggy!

[0Feathers0]

How did that florist NOT know it was johnny, i mean, he's hardly subtle is he?

[Faygo069]

@0Feathers0 he had the sunglasses on. Very nondescript

[0Feathers0]

And very creepy.

[xblueblaze]

lol, the script is sooo awful! It makes you wonder how it could be soo bad!!