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  • Brian Firenzi is one of the funniest guys on Youtube, sadly also one of the most underrated

  • haha will farell should do an hbo comedy on rick perry like he did with george w bush.

  • @e5yjuy Being contemptuous of a homophobic, militant, ignorant zealot of a man isn't wrong, it's so so right (and funny). No one with a basic understanding of the privelage that Christian Americans routinely get as opposed to Athiest and various smaller religious groups would make a comment like yours.

  • All the people under me are ignorant! Rick Perry is saying in his REAL video that its ridiculous that gays can live expressing who they are, but us "religious" people can't. Stop judging the guy..you guys are all judging him, yet your complaining about him "judging" homosexuals..he wasn't. So shut the heck up. You guys are so disrespectful.

  • @e5yjuy you sir are an idiot

  • @e5yjuy Can't tell if troll, or butthurt homophobe.

  • Sir, you're amazing.

  • Can you really own foxes now?

  • Do not make fun of his religion God says "'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. (Leviticus 20:13 NIV)

  • ITS THE DUDE FOR 5SF!!!! :D :D:D: D: D :D:D

  • Rick perry...goliath.. does he live in georgia

  • @ThatTreyGuy thats an insult to my state, rick perry is from Texas, where else would he be from

  • @marionetemanJ if you're not trolling I'd like you to provide reliable evidence to prove what you just said.

  • where did you guys get that horrible coat...

  • @SugarPieHoneyBunch10 I thought it looks pretty cool.

  • press cc. when he says you would not know what it would be like if he were elected it will say communist. FAIL

  • I feel like hating on gay people is the only reason hes done for.

    Lol, but you gotta admit everything the parody about gay people is entirely true.

  • Yes, a fox for every gay person in the world!

  • you are guys best :D

  • I fucking love his jacket

  • You have very sharp, pointy incisors.

  • What song is that in the background. I recognize it, and it's driving me nuts!

  • He's bigoted and ignorant and he talks out his ass. He's perfect for Fox News.

  • is that the guy from 5sf?

  • @Fombolo /facepalm

  • @Fombolo yes

  • @Fombolo damn straight he is

  • Hello, are you from 5secondfilms, right?

  • FUCKS NEWS

  • death to the gey guys

  • @stefixman first you gotta learn how to spell lol

  • Ricky Perry is not blond and that jacket is very different

    This is not a parody, not funny

  • @antinazicholos5 Oh right, cause parodies are supposed to be carbon copies of the originals and not be different in any way. I misconstrued the meaning of parody. Thank-you for clarifying, bro.

  • @DJPeroxis not carbon copies but at least 5% similar... come on that jacket is not even 5% close

  • @antinazicholos5 because everyone should look exactly like Rick Perry and own that very same jacket he wore, right!?

  • @ohiogo363 "exactly"? you know very well the answer... all parodies of Rick Perry are funny except this, this is weird and gay

  • @antinazicholos5 Okay, whatever. You're entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to mine.

  • @antinazicholos5 actually the only thing weird about gay is the fact that you think its weird, are you living under a rock or something?

  • @ottawa856 so its weird to think that homosexuality its weird?? I think your way of thinking its weird. Im a woman and i find lesbian kissing weird, pathetic, disgusting, come on! that is not homophobia its nature. Maybe men find lesbian kissing hot, we dont

  • @antinazicholos5 why is it weird , why not just different from the majority...why so judgemental and black and white....isn't that pretty much the definition of bully...picking on minorities...who are you to say its against nature...we come from nature you twit...i'm born of heterosexual parents, I didn't grow out of the ground in the gay community somewhere you idiot....you straight people have babies, some of them are gay, then you blame us???? how fucked up is that???

  • @ottawa856 Gays can do whatever they want in private. I just dont like to see men kissing men in Gay Parades in Disneyworld in front of our children. Of course we will never see a Christian Parade in Disney, but im fine with that. You people, put homosexuality in the face of the people, they like it or not, and that is very annoying

  • @antinazicholos5 Men kiss in public because they kiss in private. It is normal and should not be hidden, if it is hidden it gives the message that there is something wrong with homosexuality... Then you end up with young homosexuals killing themselves because they feel they're not 'normal' or ok. Homosexuality is normal for 1/10 the pop. You think its in your face because you're not comfortable with it. Straight people kiss in public, but that's not considered 'in your face'.

  • @antinazicholos5 People don't become gay just because they see two men kissing. Homosexuality is not influenced by environment, you are born that way. So kids seeing two men kiss will only cause them to a) think same sex relationships is part of this world though it doesn't represent their particular orientation or b) think this represents their particular orientation and think its a normal part of society and ok.

  • This guy is cute.

  • that was funny at the beginning, then it got stupid at the end.

  • Why are people gay? That's so stupid. Gay people, get back in the closet and here, have a fox!

  • its spelled parry not perry

  • @dontnukeme no.....

  • an excellent review

    watch?v=_rm0fb8lP-I&feature=re­lmfu

  • really domesticated foxes you say I want one

  • Why didn't you dye your hair brown? WHY?! D:

  • someone get a cloth! There's a red smudge on the like bar!

  • so funny

    

  • lol this is hysterical

  • rick perry disliked this 55 times

  • Fuck u

  • "and here have a fox" haha, best parody ever!

  • "Jesus Christ is awesome......and not gay!" Lol!

  • fox news correspondant hahaha

  • another one bites the dust!!!!!

  • Free foxes for everyone!!!

  • Dogs can't look up - Rick Perry.

  • I'm SuperFlameRing and I approve gay marriage.

  • hahaha, here have a fox

  • Top Worly here doing Rick perry Parodies

  • here, have a fox

  • Soliders in the ancient Greece were encouraged to take eachother as lovers beacuse it was observed that men fighting for men they loves were fercer warriors

  • I swear I've seen this guy before.... Is he with 5 Second Films?

  • He looks so german :D

  • @JDJULI Germans aren't the only ones with blonde hair.lol.

  • I love Jesus, no homo.

  • Now I wanna buy a fox...

  • @24erikmora ...and set it loose in the Fox News studio, that would be so cool!

  • Wait... we're allowed to domesticate foxes? HOLY SHIT!! I WANT ONE!

  • @united101usa lol butthurt homophobe 

  • I'm a conservative, and I find this hilarious.

  • Mr. Firenzi. If you ain't gonna be at least a famous reporter I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • fucking hilarious

  • lmao.

  • have a fox lol

  • Wait!

  • Ghost write like Andy warhol

  • Jesus Christ. Is. Awesome. ...And not gay.

  • I hear rick perry made a commercial out of this

  • EPIC FACIAL EXPRESSION IS EPIC

  • is this the guy from 5sf?

  • why do you write parody on a real clip... wait it isnt? i couldnt tell a difference

  • best parody of rick ive ever seen

  • @united101usa

    "150.2 boys abused PER homosexual"

    if you believe that, you don't deserve to live

  • .

    or being splashed with urine]. In the largest survey of gays ever conducted,13 23% admitted to urine-sex. In the largest random survey of gays,6 29% reported urine-sex. In a San Francisco study of 655 gays,14 only 24% claimed to have been monogamous in the past year. Of these monogamous gays, 5% drank urine, 7% practiced "fisting," 33% ingested feces via anal/oral contact, 53% swallowed semen, and 59% received semen in their rectum during the previous month.

  • .

    dozens of strangers each year is extremely unhealthy. Ingestion of human waste is the major route of contracting hepatitis A and the enteric parasites. Consumption of feces has also been implicated in the transmission of typhoid fever,9 herpes, and cancer.27 About 10% of gays have eaten or played with [e.g., enemas, wallowing in feces].

    .

    URINE SEX About 10% of gays reported having engaged in "golden showers" [drinking

  • incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A." In 1992,26 it was noted that the proportion of gays engaging in oral/anal sex had not declined.

    .

    While the body has defenses against fecal germs, exposure to the fecal discharge of dozens of strangers each year is extremely unhealthy. Ingestion of human waste is the

  • The rectum was not designed to accommodate sex, and those who do so can find themselves consigned to diapers for life.

    FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result? --the "annual

  • thick) causing immunologic damage, and tearing or bruising of the anal wall is very common during anal/penile sex, these substances gain almost direct access to the blood stream. Unlike heterosexual intercourse (in which sperm cannot penetrate the multilayered vagina and no feces are present),7 rectal intercourse is probably the most sexually efficient way to spread hepatitis B, HIV syphilis and a host of other blood-borne diseases.

  • Rectal sex is dangerous. During rectal intercourse the rectum becomes a mixing bowl for 1) saliva and its germs and/or an artificial lubricant, 2) the recipient's own feces, 3) whatever germs, infections or substances the penis has on it, and 4) the seminal fluid of the inserter. Since sperm readily penetrate the rectal wall (which is only one cell

  • what body parts may have come into contact with feces during sex play. Wash them with soap

    and water. Use condoms with sex toys, and discard the condoms after use.

    What do I do if I think I have Shigellosis?

    • If you think you have Shigellosis, see your doctor.

    • Inform your partners.

    • Wash your hands a lot.

    • Don’t have sex until 7 days after symptoms end.

    • Talk with a medical provider about what you can do to reduce your risk.

  • can happen when you use your fingers or hand for anal sex play and then touch your mouth. Even microscopic

    amounts of feces that get into your mouth can cause Shigellosis.

    How can I avoid Shigella?

    Play safely. In addition to safe sex guidelines to prevent HIV, maintain good hygiene. Wash every

    part of your body that is sexual with soap and water before, after and between sex play. Use condoms

    or other kinds of barriers like dental dams, latex gloves or plastic wrap and be aware of

  • What causes Shigellosis?

    Shigellosis is caused by the Shigella bacterium. Shigella is found in feces (shit).

    Who gets it?

    Anyone can get Shigellosis. Gay men get Shigellosis at higher rates than others. People with a weakened immune

    system get more sick than others.

    How do you get it?

    You can get Shigellosis when feces comes in contact with your mouth. This can happen with oral/anal sex play. This

  • Gay Men and Shigellosis

    What is Shigellosis?

    Shigellosis is a disease that causes stomach cramps, fever, diarrhea and sometimes bloody diarrhea.

  • @united101usa Your knowledge of diseases spread by fecal matter can only be described as hauntingly disturbing. I would rather be raped by bees then ever meet you in person.

  • @PeteZard OMG but bees sting!!! and it makes a boo boo :(

  • @ps2knutz look up the vagina bill by darkmatter2525

  • @ps2knutz well it's not called the vagina bill, it's called like. strong (very stong) or something like that

  • Do what you want do, be who you want to be JUST DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT! and that's not just about gay people

  • @segascotty I WILL DO THINGS JUST TO TELL YOU ABOUT THEM BECAUSE FUCK YOU

  • @segascotty if you don't tell us about yourself?

    if i undestand your comment your not anti-homosexual but just homophobe, right?

  • @segascotty That goes for Christians too, right?

  • @segascotty what the fuck does that mean? are there people running up to you telling you they're gay? the only people who annoy me with their bullshit is christians

  • @thesearewarningsigns

    Amen to that! No strangers have ever tried to shove "gay" down my throat. But a lot of people certainly feel entitled to approach me on the street (or preach to me while I'm captive in the cab they're driving!) to tell me I need to accept Jesus Christ as my saviour.

  • keeep walkin

  • This is by far the best parody on youtube!

  • I don't see why it's so horribly wrong to not be supportive of gay people.

  • @LilGC93 It isn't horribly wrong to not support them, but it is horribly wrong to actively promote legislature against them serving in the military. They're human beings. Denying them rights is blatant discrimination. If a gay man can pass the same tests, shoot the same guns and fight for the same freedoms as someone who prefers vaginas, I can't say I see a problem.

  • @ColonThreeeDesu I see the problem, and it is an obvious one. It is about protecting America. I mean it is a huge risk thinking that your men won't protect one of your people, or give up their lives for him just because he decided to come out. Some people are biased bigots. If you don't have a sense of camaraderie then you slowly begin to fail. The military is not perfect, it is made of people therefore the military is infallible. Just give it time.

  • @ColonThreeeDesu I completely agree. They are human beings and if they want to fight and die for the country they love, they should be allowed to. I just personally don't like gay people, I think it's wrong, but that's just me.

  • @LilGC93 Well the reason why its horribly wrong to not support gays is coz its pregidous and discriminatory. In society being pregidous and discriminatory is seen as wrong, but we still are towards homosexuals, even though it is wrong. To really understand u have to put urself in there situation, forget the sexual things, but think about their daily life. Did you ever get bullied in school? Thats what they feel like every day, every1 is bullying them everyday coz of something they cant change!

  • @MissJen27 I'm brown and short. I've been discriminated against ever since I came to the U.S. Still to this day, even though i'm graduated, people look down on me and think i'm stupid or don't understand english, when in fact i'm probably just as, or even, smarter than they are. I've learned to over come this and it doesn't bother me anymore. I personally believe, being gay is a choice, you're not born gay, you choose to become it and if you choose this path, you deserve what ever comes your way

  • @LilGC93 you sure sound graduated to me.... no one CHOOSES a lifestyle that causes people to hate them, just like you did not choose to be short and brown you JUST ARE!!!

  • @cheerboy888 I'm brown and short due to genetics. With the logic you're putting forth you're saying that at least one of the parents of a gay child is gay, or has a homosexual gene. That's not logical. Are people born pedophiles, necrophiliacs, zoophiliacs, or murderers? No, somewhere along their fucked up lives they decided they wanted to be different. Would you consider them normal people? I sure wouldn't.

  • @LilGC93 So you chose to be straight?

  • @Evan42881 yep.

  • @LilGC93 I remember the day I choose to be straight. Ah, it was my 15th birthday and I saw a pair of breasts on one of my classmates, and I said to myself that this will be my goal. This most holy of chest must be my purpose. When did you choose to be straight? I'm thinking of switching for a few moments to see what all the fuss is about then switching back to straight to make up my mind if I want to be bi.

  • @ZetaSimsoy I just kind of instinctively like tits and pussy, you know it's natural for men to like women and vice versa. Now, you sound like you have serious mental health issues. Unless you're trying to be sarcastic, which you know, doesn't come off that well on text.

  • FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result? --the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A.

  • The domestic foxes bit made me roll on the floor. You remind me of John C. Reilly.

  • A religous Argument? Aw come on folks let's just laugh at this.

  • Rick Perry sucks, i mean VENUSAUR

  • Best part is when he switches to a Fox news correspondent. It takes alot to make me laugh but that did.

  • I want a fox for a pet!!!

  • BRIAN MOTHAFUCKIN FIRENZI.

    IS ONE OF THE SINGLE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER TO EXIST.

    Excuse, I just had to get that off my chest.

  • Hey, you're from 5SecondFilms!

  • This video didnt need a parody, it was already funny and stupid enough.

  • In the original he says its so non-chalant I thought it was just a typical view of whatever you call him politically. lol.

  • Sasquatch at the top of the screen : 0:02 - 0:05 here, have a sasquatch

  • your gay ._.

  • I want a Sib! ('dog' for foxes)

  • LOL

  • 5 second films guy....Fuck College...

  • Ron Paul 2012!

  • I'm not ashamed to say that I am a christian, but Rick Perry is a moron.

  • Nothing against this guy, it just didn't seem funny. I am not a Rick Perry fan either, just didn't make me laugh. Most shots at the republican right do, but this didn't. Sorry.

  • to anyone that doesn't know yes this is the guy from 5sf and this is the channel of the person who co-founded 5sf, brian firenzi

  • 5secondfilms guy?!?!?!

  • I'm glad Kevin chose this. I'm a great fan of Brian, and he deserves a lot more popularity.

  • It's funny because he fucked himself in the ass by making that commercial, which makes him gay.

  • i like to imagine this was the original script for the rick perry ad and then someone toned it down into what it is now

  • Fuck Rick Perry lolol But this made me laugh so hard! XD

  • Shame on me for not knowing the 5 second films guys had another channel.

  • Haha, great video.

  • don't know about u guys but i'm sold! he's got my vote.

  • cuz gays wanna fuck santa, right in his jolly ole butt

  • This was unbearably unfunny.

    Sorry.

  • I like the part where he said hi Im Rick Perry 

  • is he serious about the foxes?

  • @kartorus yeup, you can buy domesticated foxes now. they're crazy expensive, have to be imported, and have to abide by your respective state's laws concerning exotic pets. also, theyre fucking awesome and i want one really bad.

  • here have a fox

  • i wish george bush would've slipped up during his campaign like perry did..