Bob Saget That Ain't Right Part 2

[varagon28]

hes funny and all the bad words make it even funnier lmfao

[kirkbutler12]

Your vid is popular on Cuba

[allanthemanmccann1]

HES GREAT VERY ORIGINAL

[cinman489]

Alright everyone. HE'S NOT THAT BAD. I wouldn't say he's the best comedian ever but Jesus Christ you guys are like having anxiety attacks over it... just stop watching the video if you don't think its funny. Some people like his sense on humor so get over it.

[Numonkei]

@cinman489 Yes...I find this sort of humor to be better than most...Most folk hate because they are the old folk who came to see DANNY TANNER. Turns out reality and creative minds do much better.

[necroforest]

THATS HORRIBLE ITS NOT EVEN TRUE SHUT THE FUCK UP x500000

[DavidLikesAlf]

I LOVE SAGET!

[MDCxThePG]

Wow, this is stupid. He just curses a lot. No funny jokes.

[MrYahya0101]

fart attack! lol

[HRTheTrister]

Beyond all the naughty words is fucking gold.

[jas16899]

Remember that worthless unfunny Bob Saget? He's trying to make more money by doing stand up with cusswords!!! LOL What a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!

[MrYahya0101]

@jas16899 i can't see how he he's a loser, he's getting money. But i can see how u are.

[IRLSM1337ful]

Bob Saget is fucking terrible. A six year old could come up with "Dont fuck a shit." Jesus Christ, he is one of the most brain dead, talentless, conceited pieces of shit alive. To make matters worse, he thinks he's God because he was on Full House. I would pay so much just to slam him in the jaw with knee...

[jas16899]

@IRLSM1337ful You are right, but more people need to know it.

[Mexiroo96]

I will never watch Full House the same ever again...

[conejwsr]

This guy makes charlie sheen look like a droopy-eyed armless child.

[broadway520]

ew

why

exactly

lol

[DjSpeCtr3]

LOL "What the FUCK happened to Mr. Tanner?" I love this show.

[MrDJWW]

Poor Jared LMAO

[instabad83]

hydra starfish butthole head lol

[Davetacular45]

I think full house is a pretty cool guy, eh bangs the olsens and doesn't afraid of anything

[mrkootsone]

@Davetacular45 that was the coolest thing i have ever read.

[TheToa67]

What happened to the loving cleaning freak widowed father who only says the word Hell instead of other stuff?Shame.

[theminstry]

@TheToa67 This IS the clean-freak widowed father. Just another version of him, all burned out on something he didn't wanna do. Don't like it? Piss off.

[chrisis138]

after getting over the shock value cuz its danny tanner, this stand up blows.

[Radman1889]

"It's like you're teeing off at the end of the game.

...

What?" XD

[v4lkyr]

random random FUCK random random FUCKED random random WHAT THE FUCK random FUCK random random Jared.

[Rayen015]

3:53 ewww. why? exactly.

[wowmegoguik]

LOL This is the most random Stand Up ever. It's Mad funny.

[iloveparc]

shimgal!

[Konicava]

It is not true that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

[ruuuuudiii]

"I'm sorry, this is crude!"



[codypg]

BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

[h4unt3dfx]

@codypg Was it your mother?

[VishalGReturns]

.and a porcupine will...kill you

[TheLaMoFo]

i like how he says "fuck" XD

[Om0plata1]

Idk... dont like his method at all.. 

[Retribo]

I don't like his targetting system :/ Poor Jarredd!

[lituscar]

I watch this stand-up once a month funny ass FUCK

[koosmangat]

HE IS A UNIQUE COMEDIAN.. DEFINITELY

[duff051]

@Thisshizzleisbananas would you fight him?

[dasunit07]

"YOU STOP IT. YOU STOP IT." bob saget you stop it, and get off stage lol

[dasunit07]

lol this guy talks to himself on stage way too much, and pretty obvious he has somethin against dave coulier lol

[SwordFishProd]

He tries way way way too hard. Not funny.

[greenAppleVodka]

80 people had a burning bush.

[Headphoneguy92]

IN SPAIN!

[TheTwytch]

Remember, kids. It's really rude to yell at your dick in front of people.

[TheNochaeDoggy]

cock shit fuck!

[PazRent]

Swearing is nbd to me at all, but he makes it old really fast.

"Cock shit fuck!"

Is that all you've got?

Timing is key, Mr. Saget.

[yurismir1]

@PazRent Yeah, I agree. I didn't find this funny at all and not because I'm super offended by swearing. I've heard it all. I just didn't find it funny.

[ArtsLover12]

I wish i was stoned watching this

[MrFMS55]

@ArtsLover12 LOL im doing it right now, trust me get stoned AND WATCH THIS AGAIN ! LOOL

[aestheticpardox9]

I SEEN HIM

[motolife994]

i could sit here and watch this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and. Kimmy Gibbler bahahahahahaha

[MrMarkphillips132]

you fucking bitch! u ruined my career ....

classic

[aestheticpardox9]

@MrMarkphillips132 cock blocked my entire career

[androidgirl86]

Is it just me or does he swear wayyyy too much.

[rysha101]

@androidgirl86 It's just you.

[androidgirl86]

@rysha101 I don't think so.

[ArtsLover12]

@androidgirl86 he does swear a lot, but he said in the beginning of the routine that its part of his stage persona. He's not really like that, he's just performing a satirical version of a douchebag pottymouth

[English2Elvish]

I can't believe I am saying this, but he swears WAAAAAY too much... like way too much. SO much he is really FUCKING annoying...

[elliganzweitweg]

@English2Elvish thats just what thought, too. constantly using swear word and cheap sex jokes doesnt make you funny, it makes you unoriginal, annoying and desperate. he's right, what happaned to danny tanner?!

[Rexicano]

@elliganzweitweg

And yeah; you're really funny too. Complaining about a guy who has a room of people laughing. I bet you have that ability...no?

Right.

[elliganzweitweg]

@Rexicano gee, i was merely giving u a little piece of my mind. no need to take it too seriously. i didnt press the dislike button or anything. i think he could be funny, but i just didnt like all the swearing. really, calm down and dont overreact. 

[izakguitar]

fuckin dick ball sack in my shit penis with a cherry on top while fucking your own sister then eating her asshole then puking on her face...... haha ha haha guys dont applaud

[mathnerd83]

you're not supposed to laugh at your own jokes...

[PresidentWassereimer]

just a guy who says stop it all the time and curses

[nardo363636]

Even Stamos' dick had a mullet in the 90's

[XxTheGreenDeathxX]

full house?

[messed2552]

@XxTheGreenDeathxX thetv show on nick at night lol

[BdonYoo]

poor jared hahahahaha

[xRapidDavex]

WTF, those pants are way too tight.

[bjacquard]

i can picture 2 super sized naked people in the shower, and the door breaking

[truetreehugger12]

Eww. Why? Exactly!

[xxxBigProozyxxx]

lol, fart attack

[bradatinkgallerytat]

one of my favorite standups ever

[TheCaptainSlappy]

Rapid Fire Random Epic Interwebs Awesome. Fun with the English Language.

[DeekyDicawdo]

half of the viewers from part 1 didnt continue, lol

[jsalvie2323]

preying mantis head hydro starfish butthole penis head and then ur fucked

[Bockwursty]

Someone needs to cut the jarid speech over some Full House Footage of a Danny Tanner speech. Make it almost lipsynch and you got yourself a internet hit. The Full House references would be a fine Thing to work on too. I gave you the Idea now go out and do it!

[Slimboyfat1979]

ugh.

[cheeswisz]

he also does weddings and barmitzvas

[spongsteven]

we were up all night in Tribeca it was off the hizzle. HAHAHA

[mondose2]

he came a long way from raisin those 3 gurls {:

if he were my dad id be proud

[xXning3nXx]

"...sting/flock of seagulls piece of shit on his head" I choked on my drink on that one.

[1y9b9b]

@xXning3nXx

that was fuckin hilarious !!!!!

[b24harman]

This is someone high on crack, I've seen it.

[aidofski]

half of his material is simply "you stop it" and it fucking works!

[CODmaster6661]

Ew, why, exactly...

[SelmerDefender]

71 people had a fart attack.

[dune310la]

and you know what happens?U got a turtle on your dick son...rotflmfao!!!!!!wtf..

[cmoimoimoi0]

You stop it! I'm fucking working!

[cmoimoimoi0]

You stop it! I'm f"cking working!

[Killzone566]

ew what the fuck is wrong with this guy hes sick

[UberKrispy]

@bood420 You've got a Master's degree...Yeah and I'm the fucking King of England you stoned little shit livin in your parent's basement

[UberKrispy]

@bood420 Yeah keep smoking that 420 kid, be working at BK when your 30 years old

[FluffyKOK]

Bob Saget can say whatever the fuck he wants on stage, and it'll make people laugh. Whether he is a good comic or not, few comedians have that ability.

[UberKrispy]

@FluffyKOK Yeah and Charlie Sheen sold out hi sshows too. Always some gullible fucks out there to shell out money to watch no-talent chumps

[bernichocoholic]

fart attack XD

[smm8855]

Respond to this video... 

[channyboi1191]

lmao "can i pet the rabbit bob" "sure lennie" lmao im reading of mice and men xD

[Impalaking68]

Bob saget is Funny! whats with you people? Dont you hear the Whole Place Laughing haha Castro Smoking a Cigar

[BlackPhoenix623]

@Zarrox100 Relax, faggot

[hmf099]

You STOP IT! You stop lighting your butthole lmao

[TheKeramac]

70 people fuck animals

[Saturos007]

He comes off as a bit offbeat, but he honestly gets funnier the more you watch him

[thorharper3]

its is so freackin funny i fell out of my chair

[deelite19]

@Zarrox100

hahaha you feel sorry for me because i get to laugh and have a good time, while u sit there unhappy?

look, there's different types of comedy, different types of laughs. not all jokes have to be intellectual. i just happen to "get" most comedy - whether it be american, british, or japanese, and whether it be political, satirical, black humor, slapstick or toilet humor... basically, i get to laugh more than you ever do. that's why i feel sorry for you.

[hmf099]

@deelite19 I LOVE your response!!! People are so closed minded they can't see there are different types of comedy and just because it's a type you like doesn't make it bad. I love Bob, he's a great comic, I think him playing a wholesome character when this is how he's always been just adds to his comedic value. I too am a fan of most forms of comedy and "get" it, so even if it's offbeat, I can still see the humor behind it, you obviously can too. I don't care what some "pro" says, Bob IS a pro.

[deelite19]

@hmf099

yea i agree!! remembering the characters he portrayed in his past shows just makes him funnier!

[hmf099]

@deelite19 he did a show in my area yesterday but I couldn't make it :( I wanted to go soooo bad, I hope he comes back soon!!!

[UberKrispy]

@deelite19 I compare him to other comedians who are vulgar and he's not even in the same ballpark. He should take his millions from the shitty TV programs he's done and get off the stage

[deelite19]

@UberKrispy

ok let's talk comedy. he may not be the best vulgar comic in terms of technique or wordplay, i agree with you there. but he's got the upper hand in the fact that he portrayed this nice, timid, politically correct character for years on a globally renowned family sitcom, and yet comes out with this dirty, foul comedy. not many comedians have that shock value. whether you "get" that as being funny or not is another story.

[UberKrispy]

@deelite19 Pretending you have Tourettes and saying "shit, piss, fuck" over and over again isn't funny. Besides the shock value of seeing such a so-called wholesome comedian being so vulgar, that wears off after 10 minutes, what you have left is his shitty material.

[deelite19]

@UberKrispy

i guess that's why we all have personalities/personal tastes.

we can't help what we find funny. its just that some of us have a wider spectrum of laughs, and higher frequency of laughing throughout our lives.

i find all sorts of things funny. including shit fucking my whore's ass (just made that up randomly). i donno why i find it funny - we would have to talk philosophy then. but i do get to laugh a lot, and it helps me keep living a fun life. bob saget made me laugh- is that bad?

[kx250fmotocross]

@Zarrox100 I completely agree. He suck. He's not even a little funny.

[hollywoodbubbles]

omg when he talked bout his cock and i had to look and he has a fucking boner XD

[deelite19]

@Zarrox100

i feel really, really sorry for you.

[SlugAbuse]

The elephant vid is suggested material? YouTube owns.

[gearsofwolf]

@SlugAbuse i watched it lol

[Radman1889]

Mean bone! Bad bone!

XD

[cheyennetheguitarist]

i have an ex wife can you tell? cockshitfuck. X))

[djscratchdog]

dang! Poor Bob sure went down hill after his divorce.

[SlugAbuse]

@djscratchdog

He was like this waaaaay before doing family television. Just look up his gig from Dangerfield's. He's always been this way.

[painlessissuicide]

it's you're teeing off at the end of the game-- WHAT?

[mockingbird8911]

I will never be able to watch full house again...

[legitdorkTM]

you think you can give smeagle a cookie and have your way with him,

[sasuke1788]

66 People just found out Danny Tanner isn't real.

[Gurgelplutt]

I kind of like this but the "i do children parties" steal were cheap.

[PrNycTina1091]

"WTF happened to Danny Tanner?" XD

[gram84]

Haha, you guys take this waaay too seriously... Bob is a rich man with nothing to prove, I'll bet you he's doing this show just to fuck around and have a laugh himself, and I think he enjoyed it too! :) Sometimes you gotta cut lose and just do whatever, no matter how un-clever it is...I can apprecciate that shit just for that! And people complainig and talking shit about him because of this show is probably just gonna add to his enjoyment...:p

Go Saget! Haha :p

[ginariggio]

Yeah, I think I'd be crazy, too if I had to do Full House for 8 years. Wholesome dad contrasted with insane bipolar dirty comedian with Tourette's. Not a bad marketing strategy.

[ginariggio]

Whoa. Bob Saget is pretty disturbed. But then, I would be too if I had to be on Full House for a decade. Either that or he's just intentionally playing off of the contrast of "wholesome dad image" vs "dirty comic."

[elvisisnotalive]

castro smoking a cigar... nice one.

[domyewestcott]

This didn't make me laugh! Not because it's dirty but because he is stupid

[Grapes428]

This guy just like with Dane Cook, people who will laugh at anything think this crap is funny. Making fun of people non stop whether it's direct or indirect is unbelievably juvenile. But like Dane Cook, the joke ends up going nowhere. Says all this nonsense and tries to build it up to a punch line and then it sounds funny but it's not.

[Chaneyslops]

If you take the lame stylings of dane cook, mix it up with a male crack whore on lsd and you get Bob Saget. I was kinda hoping he would be funny but it looks like he just came out of a meeting for retards who suffer tourettes.

[Kratos2591]

@Chaneyslops thank you

i posted a similr comment myself and people tell me to grow up. lmao

how they think this is comedy is beyond me.

dont fuck a rat cuz its bad for you? really

rat fucking is fuck up? just ubeleivably stupid and well just plane lame

[whatshendrix]

@Kratos2591

That's a reductionist argument. He doesn't just go out on stage to curse and to tell people not to fuck rats, nobody can gather a crowd with just that, least of all a sitcom star.

The trick to humor is surprise and originality both of which he has down to a science, just like any other comedian. You are shallow and narrow-minded if the profanity stops you from seeing that.

[leafbills]

@Kratos2591 u suck

[LittleLillaLL]

Obviously most people who watch this like it. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I promise that everyone who watch this knows if they think it's funny or not. You don't have to explain if it's funny or not.

[thorfoxxx]

this guy is not funny, daniel tosh and joe rogan forever

[mariohockey09]

so shut up and leave

[izakguitar]

fuck dick bitch ass hoe shit suck cunt whore motherfucker god damn anal sex piss.................... i should be a comedian

[Symmetriq]

Non-start hilarity. This guy should have retired years ago. What a freaking tool.

[austinisme2477]

let me sum it up for you "fuck fuck fuck fuck penis fuck fuck fuck dick fuck fuck ass fuck fuck poop Fart fuck fuck fuck. He is just like that kid we all knew when we were little that just could not swear properly. if it wasn't for full house no one would like this guy.

[MusicPownall]

I like interviews with Bog Saget, but this was a bit over-the-top.

[tylerhughmontgomery]

this is the worst form of comedy known to man, and no im not some offended guy. i love a good offensive joke, i dont give a shit what people joke about, but none of this is clever. literally anyone could do this. the only reason people like this is because people love the contrast of the shitty family humour he did in in the 90s and the shock humour he does now, he's actually taken his persona from family comedy and turned it into his gimmick, it's ingenious but pathetic and not funny at all

[zashleyrox211]

@tylerhughmontgomery you dont have to watch this then.

[MrRyo87]

@tylerhughmontgomery Ur a queer shut the fuck up and jump off a cliff.

[SpartandudeChannel1]

@tylerhughmontgomery I feel ya dude!

[29Rabbit29]

lol..jus imagine your 1st day of high school..when you were 1st learning how to curse and tell as many weird and effed stories as possible..its only funny if you remember wen you were like this..its jus weird, quirky and quite frankly retarded but thats what makes its hilarious

[corebare]

Pathetic. Just pathetic: "I bought myself a cock ring. No... I purposed to my cock and it said yes. Then it broke up with me and spit at me..." Really? That's funny? "...blah blah blah and you can have a fart-attack. And then when you die you'll burp and it will smell like shit." Again, really? That's funny to you? - This is the type of stupid, immature "jokes" that children tell each other! - Whatever. There was a reason he was shredded by every critic that saw his act.

[sasuke1788]

@corebare Who the fuck cares what critics say. He makes 50k a night doing standup year round and has a networth of 150+ million dollars. Shit is hilarious.

[lissa41183]

Omg.. i didnt realize how funny he is. LOL

[matt12140]

I love how sad the hate comments are xD. I love Bob Saget man!

[africanchina1]

this guy sucks so fuckin' much! stop swearing man, that's not as cool as u think xD

[sexychrisb]

@africanchina1 Oh, get over it. Are you an adult, or what?

[FishThatDrown]

Its rude to yell at your cock in front of people.

[Munichith]

Everytime he talks about fucking schmeagle

[adrianwhiterules]

i got a joke " my friend has a W tattoed on each buttcheak, one day he goes to the skatepark, and bends over to tie his shoelaces, everyone looks at him, points laughs, and says wow" if u get the joke do watever u want with it, its my friends joke ( oh and its true in some waysi was ther) if u dont get it, i want u to think real hard with ur tiny brain for awile nd wen u finaly get it i want u to say " wow, i FAIL!!!!" please put ur own jokes as a reply to this one i want to here thm ( read)

[azerskater]

@adrianwhiterules ...that wasn't funny...and I got it

[ltdpro4life]

@adrianwhiterules Dude that joke is OLD and NOT FUNNY go find a life please O.o

[mariohockey09]

@ltdpro4life so dont watch the video and move on with your life

[ltdpro4life]

@mariohockey09 I wasnt talking about the video, I love the video, bob saget rox :)

Just the joke adrianwhiterules made, was nooooot funny, just scroll in the replies ;)

[mariohockey09]

@ltdpro4life o srry

[ltdpro4life]

@mariohockey09 hehe np ;)

[thenebulator]

Its not "witty" comedy its shock value so if you dont like it dont watch it?

[143rdShadowARCunit]

is he schizo or something? lol

[cynthiafoster77]

hydra starfish butt hole penis head

[GSYBE631]

0:49 "I do children's parties by the way, if you need me..."

How original, stealing a Bill Hicks line almost verbatim.

I'm amazed HBO ever allowed this nonsense to be produced, and to think they canceled Louis CK's show after its first season. Disgraceful.

Saget must have sucked off a few HBO execs to get this turd off the ground.

[JeanPhilippeLepage]

@GSYBE631 dude, this is hilarious! he says that its a persona of all the family stuff he did before...its okay if you don't like it but don't call it shit man, I think its brilliant xD

[thehumanbirdie]

@GSYBE631

dude every comidian says that xD

[ottoneidert]

@GSYBE631 yeah.....youre wrong.

[marvy999]

fuck yall this mufuckers hilarious

[JeanPhilippeLepage]

@BmtProd123 lol, u cant 'like' on this page...good try getting some 'thumbs up' though 

[Digellinus]

Terrible